[Josh's Hawtness Laid out]

[S]exy ((Mmm!))

[T]alented ((With many ... many things))

[A]wesome ((^-^))

[R]ipped ((Yes.... he has a very ... very hawt body!))

[F]unny ((A little jokester he is))

[U]nique ((Lol... werid-o))

[C]harming ((::blushes:: yall have no idea...))

[K]ewl ((Another reason why I own him))

[E]nticing ((Never kno what noise he'll make next! XD))

[R]ebellious ((Naughty lil boy he is))

[S]tud ((::drools::))

[I]ncredible ((Very Very true))

[N]aughty ((hehe ::cracks whip::))

[C]razy ((Quotes him: "Hellz yea!","Friggin Idiot","RarRrr"))

[.]((The End))

[Random Aweshum Phone Convos]

He always knows when I'm up to somthing XD... I giggle evily...

[Me- Your so hawt!,... Riiiiight? ((I get mad when he says no))]
Him- Yes.... I guess ...
[Me- Ugh!!!!.... One .. Two ... Three ... F----]
Him- What?!.. No!!!! ....
[Me- Say you are and I wont hang up then ^-^ :: grins ::]
Him- :: sighs :: ... Fiiiiiine!.... I am .... :: -.- ::
[Me- Yay! Thankies ^-^]
Him- Your welcome!

[Me- Guess what]
Him- Chickenbutt....
[Me- Awww!... man.]
Him- hehe- I'm sorry...
[Me- Nope, chicken .. ASS!!!! ---- what now, what now!]
Him- Ooooo----- oooo!

Him- Your Krazi...
[Me- I kno.]
Him- Krazi, Krazi, Krazi
[Me- :: giggles a bit then blushes ::]
Him- But, I love it!
[Me- yaaaay! ... wha cha man!]

[Me- :: giggles ::]
Him- :: laughs ::
[Me- Whaaaat---?]
Him- I dunno .. I just love your laugh XD

[Me- Tell me a story! :: ^-^ ::]
Him- Tell you a story?!
[Me- Yes]
Him- I dunno n e stories....
[Me- Pweeease.. Make one up!]
Him- :: very long pause :: .... iiiii--- Suck! :: laughs ::
[Me- Hold on]
Him- What?!?! Are you gonna write this down?!? ((I had mentioned writeing down our convo's and posting them up for our amuse earlier in the convo))
[Me- No..... I gotta so sumthin.... ((not really ^-^ i was writing))]
Him- Kay
[Me- :: after a moment :: Alritey, back.]
Him- Welcome back
[Me- Thankies ... stoorie!!!!!]
Him- Yeh ... sorry hang on ... :: he thinks FOREVER ::
[Me- Hurry....]
Him- Okay okay okay okay okay. Lets seee ..., I dunno... Can it invole chipmonks?
[Me- Yeh]
Him- Cars?
[Me- No!!!]
Him- :: laughs :: Chipmonks and cars ... :: He asks more question all of which I say no to :: .... One time, Damnit!... I dunno ... Stories involving me ... :: thinks :: Well I've got some when I crashed....
One time, I was going to a friends house to play hockey, aaaand I was riding my bike .... aaand my hockey stick was on my handle bar... and then there was a car. parked close to a curb. So I'm like Oh shit!... and I had to decide ... crash into the caaar.... or crash into a sign. Well ... I decided the sign.... Aaaaand I crashed. and slid.... and messed up my jersey....
[Me- :: laughs :: Tell me again (( i didnt have all the story written down at that time XD ))]
Him- Are you writeing this down?!!!!
[Me- Im not.]
Him- Promise?
[Me- :: crosses fingers :: Yesh... :: giggles ::]
Him- Swear?
[Me- :: keeps them crossed :: Yeeeesh :: giggles more::] 
Him- You better not have your fingers crossed or I'll bite you
[Me- You wont kno if I do :: giggles ::]
Him- I will if i see this on your site!

[Me- Hey! Guess what.]
Him- What?
[Me- :: moves tounge up and down makin a werid noise ::]
Him- :: does it back ::
[Me- Hey!! Your toungein meh!!!]
Him- Hell yea I am!

[Random Questions I've Asked Him]

[Fave Color?] Black, Or red... Or a combo of both
[Who Do You Wanna Be Like When You Grow Up?] Bill Gates... Not like him, just rich like him, that fucker is RICH!
[What Makes You Hot?] :: laughs :: ----- wait ...what?... oh god ... You do Lexi, You do !!! ... Dont write that.
[What Animal Sounds Do You Like To Make?] Growling.
[Whats You Fave Thing to Lick?] Suckers!
[Do You Like ... Fuzzy .... Apples...?] No ... thats freekin werid!.... :: repeats Fuzzy Apples to himself ::
[What's You Favorite Name?] I dont know ... Josh?
[Whats You Favorite Flavor?] Strawberry
[Do You Spit?] No
[Do You ... Ride .. Things?] :: pauses for a long moment :: .... yes ....
[Do You Think Im A Sex Kitten?] Hell Yea! I Like it too!
[Do You Think Your A Sex Kitten?] No.....
[Are You a Lesbian?] No .... (( Me- Ewww! )) ... Wait.... Im Confused!!!!... If its on the lines of me likeing girls .. then Hell yea i am ... but if ur asking me if im gay... NO!
[How Long Have You Been A Lesbian?] Forever... Hell Yea!
[What Do I Sound Like To You?] Sexy, cute, I love your voice (( Me- :: squeals happily :: ))

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