2011-11-16 [djxmonster]: I'm protending!

2011-11-16 [Stephen]: Not to sound like a bubble-burster, but we get like.. one Guard report a week. Maybe two if it's a busy week. There's not much "crime" around here. xP

2011-11-16 [djxmonster]: Try CatHug.... that place is a wasteland of filth...

2011-11-16 [Stephen]: Yeah, we get close to 100 reports/day there. o_x

2011-11-17 [Stephen]: PS:

Elftown rules: (Should be Elfpack)

1. Art and written material must be original work, or used by explicit permission of creator. I.E., no text art, copy and paste, net dolls, celebrity photos, trademark logos, etc.
We don't care. Unless the real police are knocking on Hedda's door about copyright issues, we're not going to remove 'em.

2. Sexually explicit material (graphic erotica, cyber relations/invitations, pornographic pics) must be kept to private, forum linked, pages.
We don't outlaw all sexually explicit things from public. Writings are mostly OK, generally. We worry about pictures and the such.

3. Minors are not permitted on pages with sexual content.
Of course they are. Minors shouldn't be looking at porn, but "sexual content" is far too broad for us to keep minors out.

4. Personal bios should include info about you, and works by you. (Line limit???)
Personal bios can be anything, about anything.

5. Sexually graphic moods and usernames are not permitted.
There's people with usernames like [fuck me].

6. Respect others creations...no stealing of works, or trashing of other's pages.
As to stealing, see number 1.
However, we don't allow any asshole-like behaviour, so you're right about no trashing.

7. Respect differences...no hate wikis or messages.

8. If anyone is caught protending to be someone else we will report you without warning.
No you won't. (Well, you might, but we won't do anything.) See [David Bowie].
There's many others, too. We don't care if people lie about who they are.

2011-11-17 [matty coppick]: Thank you [Stephen]

2011-11-25 [Stephen]: You know the rules still aren't correct. =P

2011-11-25 [Morgoth]:

2011-11-25 [sammie h!]: All these rules were copied from the original rules

2011-11-25 [Stephen]: 8. No you won't. (Well, you might, but we won't do anything.) See [David Bowie].
There's many others, too. We don't care if people lie about who they are.

That's not even a rule. x)
It's just a random quote of me. xP

2011-11-26 [Damien66]: how does someone become one of the EP police??

2011-11-27 [kittykittykitty]: Lol. Stephen's random quotes are not the rules. They were just his comments on the rules you had up at the time xD They don't even make sense on ther own xD

2011-11-27 [Stephen]: "Stephen's random quotes are not the rules."


I DISAGREE. WHATEVER I SAY, IS A RULE DAMMIT! *shakes fist*

2011-11-27 [Morgoth]: 9. I DISAGREE.

2011-11-28 [Stephen]: YES. HE UNDERSTANDS. "I DISAGREE." is a rule. :3

2011-11-28 [Morgoth]: 10. That's not even a rule.

2011-11-28 [Stephen]: 11. HE UNDERSTANDS.

2012-11-11 [Stephen]: For the record, the rules listed on this page still are not correct. :P

2012-11-11 [sammie h!]: I will correct soon x

2012-12-15 [Stephen]: o3o

Who requested you to delete this?

2012-12-15 [sammie h!]: Mat did his self x

2012-12-16 [Stephen]: Oh. xD

2013-01-23 [Deg]: "We are here to help the guards, not to take their jobs."

2013-01-23 [Deg]: Otherwise, neat!

2013-01-23 [sammie h!]: Lol, well looking for people to lend a hand on here. (:

2013-01-23 [GlassCasket]: i'm sorry, i didn't realize my points were so invalid that they were erased...

So if you are unofficial, how can you 'help' the guards? Secondly, what makes you think that the guards need help?

2013-01-24 [MON CAUCHEMAR CHIMIQUE]: I'll lend a hand :)

2013-01-24 [Deg]: [GlassCasket], what comments were erased? The ones you said to erase?

And also, [sammie h!] has gone out of her way to state that this is not official. It seems to me that this is just a fun way to get people to interact and participate. Personally I don't know if I'll join, maybe, but there's nothing wrong with this wiki. No need to bring out the tone! Lmao

2013-01-24 [VIX]: hey guys

2013-01-24 [sammie h!]: Thank you [Mr.Tumnus] and you are right in what you say, this is why I did this and we can also help the Guards in we can discuss with the member what he can do to defuse the situation before they decide whether or not to report it to the Guards but we do not make that decision for them, we just help them out along the right path. (:

2013-01-24 [MON CAUCHEMAR CHIMIQUE]: Nothing wrong with this place at all

2013-02-05 [sammie h!]: Please do not comment on my wiki if your just going to try cause trouble, so don't act like a child as next time you do I will report you to the guards

2013-02-05 [Stephen]: o_O

Interesting.

2013-02-05 [GlassCasket]: Hey all i did was answer a question :P

2013-02-05 [Morgoth]: "we can discuss with the member what he can do to defuse the situation before they decide whether or not to report it to the Guards"

But... you never discuss things with people before reporting them to the guards! It's your first response to everything!

2013-02-06 [Stephen]: Once I get a chance to do so, I'm going to redesign the concept of Guards to be more like mediators, and less like scary "BAN BAN BAN" figures.

I really want to make the administration more friendly and transparent.

2013-02-06 [sammie h!]: Yeah that's a great idea. :) x

2013-02-07 [Stephen]: Why'd you erase this page?

2013-02-07 [sammie h!]: As nobody liked it, but if you disagree I will put it back up, I just don't want people to think I am immitating the Guards. :)

2013-02-07 [Stephen]: You had two people in the comments say they did like it.

I said it was an interesting idea, just needed some work.

It's your page to do whatever you want with, though. :P

2013-02-07 [GlassCasket]: agreed, you can keep it up if you want, all i did was express my opinion about it lol I've created a couple of wiki-pages that people didn't like but i was like, 'whateva blow meh.'

2013-02-07 [sammie h!]: Yeah, I do want to keep it up but I dunno lol, I don't know where I could go with this, hmm, I will have to think of a few things. :)

2013-02-07 [sammie h!]: Wallah, its back with only 4 clicks. :)

2013-03-05 [lex!!~land]: this is an interesting idea.

perhaps to help manage the lesser demands and lessen the load the guards have to carry. I agree with Stephen. :P

2013-03-05 [sammie h!]: That's what I want from this, as then the guards could send the less serious offences to me or set up a way I could see the report. :)

2013-03-13 [MON CAUCHEMAR CHIMIQUE]: I'll be on here more regularly So you need a joint chief I'll be glad to assist.

2013-03-13 [sammie h!]: Let me think about iT

2013-03-15 [MON CAUCHEMAR CHIMIQUE]: of course Ma'am.

2013-03-30 [kittykittykitty]: Shiny pretty badge

2013-03-30 [sammie h!]: I love it, thanks to [Faith.Hope.Love] for the badge, and what's more, it's british lol. :)

Here's a question, what does it need to get on Recommended page? :)

2013-04-08 [Stephen]: Well, a clear purpose would be a good start. :P

I've suggested, for example, rewording it to a place members can talk out issues before reporting.

Right now you still sound like pseudo Guards. =P

2013-04-08 [sammie h!]: I will see what I can do. :)

2013-04-10 [Stephen]: Ask Artsie to help you write up this page, perhaps? :3

2013-04-21 [---Blind Spot---]: FUCK DA POLICE!!

2015-01-06 [//*Ghost*//]: thank you for invitation. sorry for the long disappearance, i had some personal things to fix. but if the offer still stands i do accept and thank you

2015-09-22 [---Blind Spot---]: Hello there