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Welcome, Elfpacker, to the Giffie-Pet store!
We have fuzzy-wuzzies and creepy-crawlies galore--
Pets that crawl and some that soar!
This is a special place filled with magic and lore,
All bets are off when you walk through our door!
So come on in and have a look around,
You can even adopt from our Giffie-Pet Pound.
Just keep in mind that you can only choose one!
Make your choice wisely and when you're all done,
You'll have a special friend to show off to everyone!

Custom Poetry by [Deg]! Thanks to her!



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This is the place to get your very own Giffie-Pet. You need to choose carefully as you can only have one to begin with! Think about the name you want to give it as it can't be changed without a Name Change Token from the Tog Shop.

If you don't see any here that you like, you might want to check the Giffie-Pet Pound as well, or wait for the next batch of pets to come from the Normal Pet Storehouse.

When you have chosen the pet you want, edit this page using the 'ADV EDIT' button to add your username link (your username in the [] tags) below the pet you'd like to adopt. Don't forget to add the name you want to give it.

Do not edit anything else! If a pet isn't in stock, you can't request it. If you are unsure about editing the wiki, make your request in the comment box.

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Cute Red Fox
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Leopard Gecko
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Please be sure you have read Owning a Giffie-Pet before asking how to do something! If you still need help join the forum at <joinforum:195:pets> (Giffie-Pet Chat and Question Area)

The Giffie-Pet Staff are willing to answer your questions in the comments or forum if you need to know something that isn't covered in the wiki.


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Store Update!

We're back open for business! Enjoy.

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2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: well, I mean really now... I think you should tell his friends to hire a MALE stripper for him... that would be good for a laugh!!! ^^

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: ...::glares:: The night before counts. ::continues to glare:: I shall have self-esteem issues when I choose to.

Yep. Horrible horrible little woman. Horribly adorable. ^-^

No, I wouldn't allow a male stripper to come near my house. I don't find the male figure nearly as flattering as a woman's. That's why I feel that way. Not to mention, I'm not having a bachelorette party, so...a stripper wouldn't be applicable.

2006-11-22 [Bran the Blessed]: Nah I don't think I would like that to much. I would rather have her the night after to myself

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: :O *gasps* The man himself! I heard so much about you! At great, great length -_-

2006-11-22 [Bran the Blessed]: Didn't think I logged on did yall. lol

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: :P So you're suggesting you still want a stripper the night before, sweetie?

2006-11-22 [Bran the Blessed]: Yep your fun is over

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: *senses argument*...*hides under desk*

2006-11-22 [Bran the Blessed]: NO never. Let me ruin thier fun

2006-11-22 [Bran the Blessed]: lol

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: I would never! It's too much fun to watch you squirm and put your foot in your mouth when you type so slow. ::grins and hugs::

2006-11-22 [Bran the Blessed]: awwww

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: hehehe... I think they should hire a stripper... and since you arnt having a bacholerette party, you can be his stripper and kick all his friends out...

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha well that was something we'd discussed a long time ago...:P It's quite the possibility.

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: Nuh-uh would be bad luck before the wedding. Possibly. Everything seems to be bad luck before a wedding...

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Exactly. A stripper before a wedding is horrible bad luck! What do you think starts the first argument? Well the second one...the first one is probably the toothpaste or laundry argument. We've already had the laundry argument though...XD

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: Ummm... I pretty sure this beautiful girl and her husband will have nothing but good luck on their wedding...

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: Who? *looks around* I though we were talking about Scott and Traci? XD

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Thank you! ::showers Arsenic with gifts:: ^_^ ::looks around at David and stabs him again, sticking him to the wall:: If I'm so unattractive, why do you have a shrine of me in your closet?!

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: Hey, you know fine well i was only playing *sniffles* I'm sure everything will be brilliant for you and Scott (though maybe not so good for the poor stripper if she turns up) and you are a beautiful girl ^__^

You still my fwend? *holds out arms for hugs*

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: ::looks at David suspiciously but removes blade from his gut, releasing him from the wall:: Okay...::hugs:: -_-

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: What's the -_- face for? I meant it you know *is still sad*

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: (ish toppled by gifts)... now there's hugs going around... I wanna hug!

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: Yeah but she didn't really mean my hug :(
I'll hug you instead *huggles*

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: GROUP HUG!! ::tackles them both::

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: ^__________^ (huggles back)

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: *huggle* So does you luffles me again now?

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Yeah...I s'pose so...XD ::huggles back:: ^_^

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: (backs out, feeling inferior to [Bookwyrm]'s good looks)

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: yey *dances wit you* We're like a li'l happy family *pulls arsenic into dance too*

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: And how do you feel for me!? I'm inferior to most people lol

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: XD Stop tryin' to butter me up Arsenic, I already lurb you. o.O A dysfunctional family...

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: 'Bout as dysfunctional as you can get ^__^ that's what makes us so special XD

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: ...well, it's true! (ish stuck dancing she thinks)

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Uh huh...:P Believe me, you're far more beautiful than you think you are. Even if you think you're the most attractive woman in the world. ^-^

::continues dancing even though her feet and calves are worn out from all the work she's been doing today:: Oh the hell with this! ::trips David::

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: I beg to differ... but I'm not in the mood to argue that... my boy just yelled at me for it... (tries to be a good girl)

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: *falls over and bangs head* T__T

You're both beautiful, so quit with the low self-esteem!

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Ahah...don't you hate it when they do that? ::grimace::

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: ::tackles David:: Oh shush.

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: You can't tackle me, i already fell over! And i will not shush.

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: yes... very much so... they dont hear another word of it... I took mine to Hooter's the other day and told him he could stare at the pretty ones... and he wouldnt stop looking at me!

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: Well look at it this way. If you say you're not attractive, you're insulting his taste in women, so he has a right to get annoyed!

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: ... that's another story I'm not gonna get into... but it aint true on this side of Detroit...

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: I can tackle you if I choose to. Maybe I should've said "dives on David" or something to be more clear...:P

I would never take Scott to Hooter's. I know he wouldn't look, just like your's didn't (which is very sweet, mind you, so I would appreciate it ;D It's a rare quality)...but all those little girls in little shirts would be intentionally trying to get his attention. That's what pisses me off. They know a guy is taken, and yet they continue to be little...grr...::is now frustrated:: I can understand how a guy would get frustrated, but it's not like we don't have good reason to be so self-conscious...I mean, considering all the tiny little perfect women on tv, and the strip clubs and strippers, the pornos and crap like that...All that stuff makes us feel like we're not good enough.

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: hears a "that's not true! we're not all shallow! we care what's on the inside, not outside" rebuke from the men...

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: I don't believe that all men are that shallow. That would be foolish, because I know I personally have a very caring fiance. ^-^ It's just that there are many men out there that do those things, and much worse.

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: I'm not saying that... hell, I have people claiming me when I "break up" with my boy... I have people hitting on me all the time... but all that gives me is that I look as an 'easy fuck'... which is what makes me feel so low...

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: yeah right, seriously most of you guys can be that shallow. i should know

2006-11-22 [Bran the Blessed]: I hate those stereotypical girls. I hate nothing more than the image that we have created to be the perfect girl. Traci is gorgeous to me because she has been honest with me. I love her when her hair is down, without makeup and just being comfortable with myself and her. Remember this always. If a guy doesn't love you the way you are then you should get another and tell him to go to jump off a bridge.

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: And who's definition of perfect are we going on here? Everybody has different tastes. You have no reason to be self conscious. The fact that he's with you, and not them, should be more than enough. When you're like that, it makes the guy feel that he's doing something wrong to make you feel like that, and that he's making you unhappy. Which, in the worst case scenario, leads to the "i love her but she'd be happier without me so i'm gonna break it off" situation.

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: i'm not a stereotypical girl, but i know nobody will ever truely love me for who i am

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: ::nods:: I know what you mean Arsenic, believe me. :(

Aww, I love you sweetpea. ::hugs::

David: Hence the communication breakdown. Both men and women have trouble communicating with eachother, and that's the absolute biggest problem with relationships. Period. :/

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: that's true

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: *is leaving conversation due to annoyance at relationship talk after being single for quite so long* night all

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: I just dont like it when guys who i think are my close friends try to fuck me to "make me happier"... i'd be better off if they left me alone vs. doing shit like that...

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: uhh... David, how the hell are you single? you're cute as all hell! (in many ways)

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: yeah i agree with you arsenic, but i know i am like not worth a boys bother except to be raped because they think that they can get away with it....

well hmm look at the last guy who tried... he's being charged by the police

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: [Shadowsoul]: Don't say things like that. I used to believe that, and it fucked my entire high school career. I've done things in my past that to this day I have a hard time keeping my sanity about. Just so I could keep the affections of my friends, so I could 'fit in' or whatever. It was the time in my life I felt most stupid. I know changing your ideals about yourself don't happen overnight...believe me...but...Ah well.

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: *nods* that's true. i have tried. but that one experience with that one guy has sorta soured me against them

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha...yes I can understand that...believe me. I won't go into my past with men, but I can definitely empathize.

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: what happened also makes me think that no sane guy would ever really want me as a person or as a gf really

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: ::shakes head:: Don't think that. Some men are just...::sighs::

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: yeah all the guys in my city probably go under that catagory. it seems any guy that likes the way i look and who i am is in a different country, on the other side of the world

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: x_x Meh...

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: isn't that so true! i can't get a girl, but here i seem to be.....well liked.....

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: yeah weird huh?

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Yesh!! ::huggles Jon:: Jon misses you, Jon. ::holds up Jon-pet, who proceeds to lick Jon around the ears:: Anyone else confused?

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: nope! not at all! it's JON! (wishes to tackle... but remains still)

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: at least i didn't get raped this time....normally when i make an appearance after being gone for a few days i get molested.....

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: *giggles*

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: you may think it's funny, but the child support bills are really adding up!!

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: i wasn't laughing about that, i was laughing about what arsenic replied to mothyr witch.

i don't think what happened to you is funny

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: I promise I use protection Jon... I really wouldnt want a kid now...

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: good to hear ^_^

EVERYONE!! look at the pics from the Con i went to!! AC3

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: there is also a youtube link in my mood for a mock fight i had, and i'm in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkOFQcoCDCc that some guy made of the weekend

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: cool

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: XD Well, I'm a spoken-for woman. I can't rape people...not to mention...I'm against rape...now forceable sex is a different story...

I've been looking at them! I was cracking up at the commentary...Baldie. :P

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: o.O strange

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: ...I still wish I went to that this year...

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: it would be funnier if you watched the show ^_^

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Yeah it probably would've been. x_x But at least I got to see what I did! ^___^

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: (loves you all more cuz Bleach is my addiction)

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: I'm excited it's finally on AS. Now I can watch it. <3

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: bleach is amazing!! ^_^

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: ^_^ Agreed.

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: DOUBLE AGREED!
I get my dear slave... i mean friend to give me his downloaded versions from japan with subtitles in english to watch...

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha I'm too lazy to do that...

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: what episode are you up to??

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Who?

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: good question... I think somewhere in the thirties or fourties... but i think he said there's something like 130-ish already out including fillers or something... (shrugs)... he's probably exaggerating tho

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: <---has gotten all episodes in odd fractions, so has no clue anymore

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: no they are up to 103 on my last check, i'm at episode like 90...

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: ...someone remind me to move to Japan when I'm older simply to actually see these episodes when they actually air

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: i'll take you with me when i go ^_^

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: I'm going to Japan to shop! ::realizes how superficial that sounds:: And adopt/marry two little Japanese twins to bring back with me and parade around in adorable clothes! XD

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: really?!?!?! that would be like a double dream! Going to Japan AND spending a day with Jon! ^^

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: o.O ::bows out of this conversation::

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: ...did I say something wrong??

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Er...no. :D Just a thought. :D Goodnight everyone.

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: ...a thought???... well, g'night then! (geez, it's only 12:35am here...)

2006-11-22 [Shadowsoul]: wierd! i know the future. at this moment it is 4:45pm on wednesday afternoon

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: a day with me? what's so big bout that?

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: I worship you... I have every reason to think a day with you would be huge!

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: worship me.......why?

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: rule 1: never tell Jon why he's worshipped... it takes the fun outta life

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: ok.........well since you worship me you should give me gifts of stuff.....like money.

oh, and you must sacrafice a virgin goat to me!

2006-11-23 [Nytefox]: sir yes sir! (ponders where to get money from...)
At least I have the virgin goat! ^^'

2006-11-23 [phoenixborn]: Not if Jon gets to the goat first you don't XD

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: XD Oh my God the IMAGERY! ::is scarred for life::

2006-11-23 [phoenixborn]: How do you feel the for the poor goat?!

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: you ppl. are sooo mean to me!!! *runs away and cries*

2006-11-23 [phoenixborn]: Noooo Jon we're sorry! Come back T__T

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: maybe i will........

2006-11-23 [phoenixborn]: We'll give you presents? *bakes a special cake* See, I made it just for you!

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: mail it to me ^_^

2006-11-23 [phoenixborn]: <img:http://www.geocities.com/jonclark500/weblog/cake.jpg>
There you go ^__^ We can just pretend it's your birthday...

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: go make another! i want it to read "hope you die"

2006-11-23 [RedMoon]: Guess what Jon... I'm in your house.

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: OH GOD!! YOU ARE TOO!!!!!!

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hehe

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: I LOVE IT!!!!!!

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: ::salivates:: I...want...piece...

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: a piece of me?

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: Er...::cuts cake so that "Jon" is taken out of it:: Yep. ^_^

2006-11-23 [Shadowsoul]: can i have a piece?

2006-11-23 [Nytefox]: (whimpers) may I have a peice pwease??

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: you might have to fight traci, she took the jon piece.

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: Nobody gets the Jon piece...<_<...>_>

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: READY! FIGHT!

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: ::gobbles down the Jon piece:: Come near me and I'll fork you!

2006-11-23 [Shadowsoul]: but i want a piece too!<img:img/mood/5_1116340147.jpg>

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: Then get one! You just can't have the Jon piece, 'cause I ate it. And nobody can get it back...try...and I'll fork you. ^_^

2006-11-23 [Shadowsoul]: *takes the n part of the piece of the cake*

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: I've already eaten that part...o.O

2006-11-23 [Shadowsoul]: you ate 1/2 a cake?<img:img/mood/5_1116262856.jpg>

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: No...I cut the Jon part out of the cake...Duh...XD

2006-11-23 [Shadowsoul]: *cries, only eats a cherry*

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: There's plenty more cake! ::sighs:: I just took out the Jon part...x_x

2006-11-23 [Shadowsoul]: but it's not right to eat those pieces.... *looks at the cake, wanting a piece*

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: ...::blinks:: Okay...yeah...I'm too tired to bother with this...XD

2006-11-23 [Andy8178]: Dude I want a fox xD I would say give it to me if it was just 'Red Fox'

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: Well...we have red foxes...o.O

2006-11-23 [Andy8178]: There's a difference between Cute and Regular red fox?

2006-11-23 [phoenixborn]: *bakes another cake*...*gives [Shadowsoul] the Jon piece*

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: Yes...have you ever looked at the Normal Pet Storehouse Andy? o.O Give it a try, it'll change your life forever. XD

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: it's true, i used to be an ugly drunk that didn't know what pets there were in this messed up world, i looked there and now i'm only an ugly dunk!

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: XD Jon, you're not giving yourself enough credit...You're not a drunk! XD Just kidding!! ::huggles:: You know you're not ugly.

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: actually i'm not a drunk, i was just joking around ^_^ lol.

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: I didn't say you were...o.O I was joking about the ugly part...x_x

2006-11-23 [Big Brother]: were you?

2006-11-23 [Andy8178]: =O I want a... Uhhh... I don't Know!!!! I want one!

2006-11-23 [Nytefox]: ...I want a Jon pet... but I know that [Bookwyrm] loves him too much... so I'll just sit here and pet the pretty guy...

2006-11-23 [phoenixborn]: I want to be made into a pet! But i guess i'll never be anywhere near as special as Jon. It's a problem we men are all confronted with. Damn Jon inferiority >.<

2006-11-23 [Bookwyrm]: ::snuggles Jon-pet:: Yuppers, sorry Arsenic.

2006-11-23 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i want to be made into a pet too...but im not important enough & no one likes me so ill leave it at that.

2006-11-23 [Shadowsoul]: *hugs [phoenixborn] tightly* Thank you *smiles brightly*

2006-11-23 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :> can i have a hug?

2006-11-23 [Shadowsoul]: sure *smiles and hugs [Enneigard Rebirth]*

2006-11-23 [Andy8178]: No *shoots [Shadowsoul]* There will be no hugs while I hold power here! >=)

2006-11-24 [Big Brother]: *hugs all the pretty girls* traci got a jon-pet cause she does all my works and lets me be lazy ^_^

2006-11-24 [phoenixborn]: *is unhugged* Just cause i aint a pretty girl :(

Traci? Do work??? Jeez, what you have to do, beat her with a stick!?

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: ::grabs David and tosses him out the store:: NOW APOLOGIZE! :P

2006-11-24 [phoenixborn]: How can i apologise? You just threw me out! So i'm not even here.

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: I'm standing at the door, genius. :P And you shouldn't say I don't work. It hurts my feelings, knowing how much work I actually do. I couldn't sleep for the past few nights from the pain in my back and left leg from working my ass off cleaning the house so it would look nice for Thanksgiving, while I also do work here (saving runaways, deliveries, some restocks, etc.) and have to recieve stupid messages from people who refuse to READ...x_X "hi i wuz jus wonderin wut i hav 2 do 2 git a pet on mai page thing i read the rulez but it dosnt say...plzzzzzzz i relli want a pet plzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!1!!!1!1neo!" GAH...

2006-11-24 [phoenixborn]: haha okay okay i'm sorry *hugs* I know you work hard :) Though how do you feel for me? I work full time, and i have my own place so i gotta cook and clean etc when i get home everyday! And i aint even got a thanksgiving to celebrate :(

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: Yeah, I need a job, but I can't get one because people are hesitant to hire someone with so many medical disabilities/issues, and the only job they will hire me for is waitressing...which my health does not allow. :( That's really why I'm going to college, so I can do something I can handle. And I can empathize. I have to clean everyday, not cook (well I cook for myself during the day but that's it) and do laundry, etc. so my grandparents don't have to because they work. Basically I'm a full-time maid that doesn't have to pay taxes or living expenses. Although in February I'll be a part-time maid and part-time college student, and by May you can add full-time wife. :P And be thankful you don't have Thanksgiving, it's a wonderful holiday but the cooking lasts from 4AM to 1PM and at about 6PM the cleanup starts...looooots of dishes. :P That's what I just did.

2006-11-24 [phoenixborn]: Lol at least i only have to do it for one person. Wouldn't fancy doing my grandparents laundry. *tries not to think about washing grannys' underwear* Ewwww....
Yeah i think i can do without the thanksgiving! Sounds too much like hard work!
And at least when you become full-time wife you can make Scott do it for you XD

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: Well I don't have to do my grandfather's laundry. He likes to do his own or let Granny do it sometimes...but I do mine and my Granny's. It's really no big deal. :)

And hard work means great reward. Nothing's better than Thanksgiving leftovers...::drools::

Hahaha nah, I like doing housework, to be honest. It's just that this is a VERY old house, so there are some places I'm too frightened to clean. And it desperately needs to be recarpeted/painted/wallpapered, etc. But really that just takes too much time, and everyone's too tired by the end of the day. We'd hire people, but that would cost too much. :/ That's really one of the reasons I'm looking forward to my own place...I can clean it reaaaaal good once and just work my ass off to keep it clean. I can't stand a dirty house.

2006-11-24 [phoenixborn]: What i don't get, is why old people wear really huge underwear?

I also don't get why leftovers are so damn nice. I mean, it's exactly the same stuff you ate yesterday, so why does it suddenly get so much nicer?

Well i keep mine clean and tidy, but it's hard work. They meant to put me in an apartment, but for some unknown reason stuck me in a three bedroomed house! Makes it a tough job to look after.

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: Well...a lot of them are really huge...x_x I know that's a mean thing to say, but I think that's part of their appeal. It makes them look cuddly. ^_^ That's what I think, at least.

It's not nicer than it was yesterday, it's just that you don't have to "cook" it the next day! XD I mean for a week or two you can live off of Thanksgiving dinner. XD That's what's so fantastic. Normally I HATE leftovers (I can't stand leftover mac 'n' cheese...), but...::drools:: See now I've got to go fix myself another plate! Damnit...x_x

Ahaha well I'm sort of hoping for a house, but I certainly hope it isn't three bedroom...x_x We shall see, though...It'll all be figured out in January/February hopefully. x_x

2006-11-24 [phoenixborn]: Old people are not cuddly. They're the only thing i find scarier than my cat O_O

Haha you'll get fat, fatty ^__^ Then you'll have to borrow you're Granny's underwear...

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: Old people are too cuddly! ^_^ ::luvvles old people::

Well in that case...you can kiss my fat-granny-ass! -.-

2006-11-24 [Nytefox]: awww... I feel unloved now... (realizes she probably jumped in at a bad time)

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: Why?

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: a himalayan cat & a white bunny?! i sense another "fluffy" about to be born...

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: Oh well...life is full of fluffies...we might as well get used to it. :P

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: NO! THAT IS NOT THE MOTHYR I KNOW!!!! SHE WOULDVE SAID SOMETHING RANDOM & START A CONVERSATION!!!!

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: This is the "I'm so stuffed full of dinner and exhausted to boot" Mothyr. x_x Sorry...um...The fluffies of the world must be saved! We shall take them all and change their names, shave them to look short-haired and teach them to attack their previous owners on command. Yes...yes...::rubs hands together maliciously::

2006-11-24 [Nytefox]: how are you people full?... better yet, why am I still eating??

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: YES!!!! *begins flying around in the air* This is the IHAVEAGIRLFRIENDBUTICANTSEEHERUNTILSCHOOLSTARTSAGAINIMNOTGAY Renvid Ered.

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: Arsenic, I'm still eating too...I'm just stuffed too. XD I think it's the cranberry sauce...I just can't stop eating it. ::is about to get up and get more::

o.O Congrats. (By the way, that reminded me of Stewie Griffin "I'm in love with Katie Holmes! I'm in love with Katie Holmes! I'm not gay! Go see my new movie! I'm not gay!")

2006-11-24 [Nytefox]: I'm eating popcorn and chocolate and candy... thaz all I've been eating all day... and turkey... but that was left for me at the stairs because I scared people away

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: Er...'kay...o.O

2006-11-24 [Nytefox]: I got tired of hearing that a 3.8 GPA isnt good enough... anyways... moving on here... how was everyone else's Turkey Day?

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: HAHAHAHAHA!!! i saw that part

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: my teachers say im totally fucking eligible to get a 3.8 & Up but im too busy killing infernals & selling ice cream in rohan to study. my job sucks.

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: I actually enjoyed my family's company today, despite the few digs sent my way. ^-^ But of course, this is the first time in a long time that I've enjoyed the holidays...so I'm very satisfied with my "Turkey Day". :P I didn't have to hear anything about a GPA, but of course I'm currently not in school. I think everyone was more proud of me this year...starting college, getting married, etc. They're just glad to see me "getting out of the house" metaphorically and physically. XD So yeah...good Thanksgiving. ^-^

I love that episode. I crack up every time...

2006-11-24 [Nytefox]: heh, I dont watch Family Guy, so I would never know...

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :O burn him? burn him!? burn. burn.. BURN. BURN! BURN HIM!!!!!

2006-11-24 [Big Brother]: wow i missed alot O.o

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yes you did. *gives jon a pie*

2006-11-24 [Nytefox]: (munches on food) hi jon!

2006-11-24 [Big Brother]: hi, where is my food?

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ahem. *kneels down & presents pie*

2006-11-24 [Nytefox]: In the oven heating up... if you want it...

2006-11-24 [Bookwyrm]: ::growls:: Jon, I need to talk to you.

2006-11-24 [Big Brother]: what is in the oven heating up?? not another one!!!!! *has a sick mind*

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: bah. *turns pie into a lizard*

2006-11-24 [Big Brother]: O.o don't get it....

2006-11-24 [Nytefox]: ...no... not that... unless you raped me at one point while I was still awake and I never knew about it...

but what else other than more food! Take as much as you want...

(sick mind finally kicks back into gear and works again)

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