2006-11-08 [Bookwyrm]: Squee! ::huggles jar of nose:: ^-^ Yesh...that's probably true too. Maybe you should pick up a new name, a new identity...perhaps move to a different part of the country...::giggles::

2006-11-08 [phoenixborn]: ...Get a new face, go live on the moon etc. Or you could just call them off...?

2006-11-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Nah...they don't always listen to me.

2006-11-08 [phoenixborn]: of course they do! Didn't you know, everyone here lives to serve you, you know. 'cept me obviously.

2006-11-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Shhh! Before the heads of Elfpack hear you!! ::grabs you 'round the mouth and pulls you into a dark corner::

2006-11-08 [phoenixborn]: oo i likies dark corners ;D

And i'm sure [Hedda] and [Sunrose] would serve you too if you asked nicely :D

2006-11-08 [Bookwyrm]: HAHAHAHAHA! You don't know them very well...do you? (I don't either, but I think I know them better than even imagine to serve a seventeen year old girl from Texas ;D Unless...you know...they were into that kind of thing...XD)

2006-11-08 [zoloftzantac]: hmm .. if you had some thigh high leather boots and a bull whip how could [Hedda] resist you ;)

2006-11-08 [Bookwyrm]: I have calf-high leather boots. o.o I would've bought thigh-high's but I still where kiddy-size shoes. I can barely fit into a woman's size 5. T_T A bull whip? Got one. ^_^

2006-11-08 [zoloftzantac]: <3

2006-11-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Yeah...you gotta love garage sales...nobody looks at you funny at garage sales...

2006-11-08 [phoenixborn]: O.o ...bad thoughts...lol

i love bullwhips. Went to watch a street performer once and the guy cut my friends cigarette in half with one. Didn't think that was possible. Jeez, wouldve been bad if the guy had been a couple of inches off.

2006-11-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: im a ninja, its my birthday!

2006-11-08 [kittykittykitty]: *sprinkles the store with glitter and hands out balloons* I love birthday cake :D

2006-11-08 [Bookwyrm]: Bullwhips are fun. ^__^ They're just a little painful when you accidentally wrap one around your leg (must be careful) which hurts enough, then you move to try to disentangle yourself and hurt your leg and your bum as you crash to the ground. XD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ::jumps on Enneigard and offers him a HUGE plate of cake and ice cream::

2006-11-08 [zoloftzantac]: heh, it isn't really his birthday :p

2006-11-08 [Bookwyrm]: So what? Any excuse to celebrate, Z!!

2006-11-08 [zoloftzantac]: *gives [Enneigard Rebirth] a subscription to scak whore magazine*

2006-11-08 [phoenixborn]: Hey, it's my birthday too! *waits for magazine*

2006-11-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::blinks::...::goes and buries self in cake::

2006-11-08 [phoenixborn]: *dives into ice-cream* holy schnitzel this is cold! But ohhh so good...

2006-11-08 [Bookwyrm]: ._. I wants a pile of gold to dive into like that duck, McScrooge or whatever his name was!!

2006-11-08 [phoenixborn]: ...I have no idea what you mean. Are you sure you didn;t dream it dear?

2006-11-09 [zoloftzantac]: It was Scrooge McDuck, I never forgot his moto: "Work smarter, not harder." Pondering that thought really did change my life. ;)

2006-11-09 [Bookwyrm]: Yes!! That was it! I love Scrooge McDuck. ^___^ ::huggles him::

2006-11-09 [Andy8178]: Ducktales was the shit, and working smarter is easier than working harder... Especially when it comes to making money =P

2006-11-09 [zoloftzantac]: "I will work harder" is what Boxer the horse always said in George Orwell's other classic book called "Animal Farm". In the end he used himself up and the pigs sold him to the glue factory (for a case of whiskey) :(

2006-11-09 [phoenixborn]: Well, at least he was sold for a good cause XD I almost bought a 1st edition of that yesterday. Got a little pricey in the end though :(

2006-11-09 [zoloftzantac]: Poor us, err ... I mean Boxer ,v_V

Yeah, I bet, I just saw a 1st edition of 1984 go for $250, and it had no dust jacket, it was missing a page, some one had written their name in it and the corners were dinged up :\

2006-11-09 [Bookwyrm]: Poor horsey!! ::whimpers:: Efil pigs...efil efil pigs...::plots revenge::

2006-11-09 [Nytefox]: Pigs were always "evil"... this is why we use to commonly sacrifice them to the gods we used to know...

2006-11-09 [Bookwyrm]: The three little pigs weren't evil...well...maybe a little bit...they did cook up that wolf...

2006-11-09 [phoenixborn]: Hey, stop picking on piggies i luffles them!

2006-11-09 [Bookwyrm]: ::pokes:: You are one...:P

2006-11-09 [phoenixborn]: :O Well your a...a...actually i'm not quite sure what you are. I think you'r like Mr Chew from the madagaskar penguins christmas. All cute and luffable one minute, and then....teeth O__O

2006-11-10 [Andy8178]: Hahahahaha So true, like a dog!

2006-11-10 [Bookwyrm]: ::blinks:: Are you calling me a bitch?

2006-11-10 [phoenixborn]: hahahahahaha i mean...er...of coure not dear

2006-11-10 [Bookwyrm]: ::shakes David:: Tell me the truth! o.O

2006-11-10 [phoenixborn]: Well you are a bitch youv'e admitted that yourself on several occasions!

2006-11-10 [Bookwyrm]: I just wanted you to tell the truth, rather than lie. That's all. ^_^ I know I'm a bitch. Hell I'm wonder bitch. ^_^ At least I'm licensed to do it, and I typically use my powers for good, not evil.

2006-11-11 [Andy8178]: =P I love how I said that she's like a dog and you took the heat off of me =P

2006-11-11 [phoenixborn]: Oh don't worry, she'll have you on the list. I'm okay i came clean. But you...*shakes head sadly* It's a shame, you were such a nice boy...

2006-11-11 [Bookwyrm]: ::chuckles:: Oh yes, Andy...you didn't know I had a list? :P

2006-11-12 [Andy8178]: Hahaha, I think I WANT to be on this list, it sounds sooo kinky ;D

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: <_<...>_> You know too much!! ::chloroforms you::

2006-11-12 [Andy8178]: lol!! Little does she know.... Chloraphorm is a primative form of food for Andy's like me =P *Eats it* Mwahahhaha!!

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: I didn't think it was edible...o.O

2006-11-12 [Andy8178]: Only for Andy's =)

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: ::pokes:: I mean...it's a liquid...so...you can't really...eat it...

2006-11-12 [Andy8178]: Duh, but, you digest liquid and solids the same.... Unless you like take in liquids through your nose or something.

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: Yes...but it's drinkable...not edible. :P And actually the point of chloroform is to, indeed, sniff it. XD

2006-11-12 [Andy8178]: Shush, nerd! Now what kinky things will you commence upon me? >_> =P

2006-11-12 [zoloftzantac]: oh, I know! lets put girly make-up on him *fires up his tattoo gun*

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: Yesh ZZ!! Let's!! ::grabs atomic blowdryer and make-up stencils...and mega-super-hold hairspray:: Might as well do the whole thing...

2006-11-12 [Goodbye EP]: Did I uh.... miss something?

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: Yesh! Now help us mutilat-I mean make Andy pretty!! ^___^

2006-11-12 [Goodbye EP]: *Grabs some sequins and a glue gun*

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: Schweet! I love glue guns. <3

2006-11-12 [Goodbye EP]: I burned myself last week with one.....

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: Been there...done that. x_x

2006-11-12 [Goodbye EP]: *bad memories*

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: ::clings:: Well...think of marshmallows! Marshmallows make everything better. ^_^

2006-11-12 [Goodbye EP]: Yes.... I ment to ask about that. *eats pie*

2006-11-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i had sex with a glue gun!

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: PIE!! ::attacks::

2006-11-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: kill the pie!!! *turns into an orc & begins stomping on the pie while swearing*

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: NO!! ::cries:: My pie....

2006-11-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *begins roaring & swinging axe around as a giant army of orcs come over the hill* WE WILL KILL ALL THE PIE IN THE NAME OF MIDDLE EARTH!!!

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: o.O Middle Earth wants to keep it's pie. It's Saur-Er...Paulron that wants to get rid of pie!

2006-11-12 [phoenixborn]: Don't try to reason with him. Sa...er...Paulron(?)has corrupted his tiny orc mind. We have to fight! *creates army of giant pies*

2006-11-12 [phoenixborn]:

Ha!

2006-11-12 [Fear of the Soul]: OMFG ITS PIE!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]:
BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2006-11-12 [zoloftzantac]: omg, that pie is geting me all hawt!

2006-11-12 [Fear of the Soul]: LOL awesome

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: ._. ::hides from all the images::

2006-11-12 [Bookwyrm]: THAT'S IT! The NEXT person who tries to name their pet Fluffy is soooo getting bitched at...or maybe I'll just change the name to "Fluffums" and see if they have anything to say about that...x_x

2006-11-12 [Fear of the Soul]: hehehheh

2006-11-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: change it to "pie fucker" or "mutilated pecker" or "child porn" or "morgue rapist" and THEN SEE WHAT THEY THINK.

2006-11-12 [Fear of the Soul]: HAHAHAHAH

2006-11-13 [Andy8178]: What about naming the blue tangs Dory? Ewe.

2006-11-13 [Bookwyrm]: ::stabs the first person that suggests naming a blue tang Dory is a good thing...(meaning, don't you say a word Burnout!):: -.-

2006-11-13 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lmfao *hugs* I'm so sorry, Sis...

2006-11-13 [Bookwyrm]: ::chuckles and hugs:: It's alright...just tired of seeing a hundred "Fluffy's" and an army of "Dory's"...-.-

2006-11-13 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lmfao I understand...

2006-11-13 [Andy8178]: Hahaha, that's why my tang is not named Dory... She was a dumb bitch anyways.... Just because she's a lesbian.... *mutters more nasty things*

2006-11-13 [Bookwyrm]: I don't mind the character Dory, from the movie, that is...but...Dear God...honestly...

2006-11-13 [Andy8178]: Hahaha, I do. =P She's worse than Jar-Jar Binks >_<

2006-11-13 [Bookwyrm]: ...I loved Jar-Jar...

2006-11-13 [Andy8178]: =P Hehehe, as Yoda would say... "Loveable oaf, he is." Hahaha

2006-11-13 [Bookwyrm]: I loved Yoda more. ^___^ Yoda ish my homeskillet. XD I don't even know what the hell a homeskillet is but, who cares. :P

2006-11-13 [Andy8178]: Homeskillets are a type of breakfast food that include hashbrowns, eggs, sausages, bacon, or ham, and veggies

2006-11-13 [phoenixborn]: Hehe that means Yoda's a sausage ^__^

2006-11-14 [zoloftzantac]: hmm ... a hairy little green sausage o_O

2006-11-14 [Bookwyrm]: Oh. We have a package of that in the freezer, Andy. ^__^ I don't like bacon though, so I won't touch it. Plus I'm not a big fan of eggs or breakfast ham/sausage either...so...eww...but I like hashbrowns!! ^_^

o.o ::pretends not to hear David's statement::

2006-11-14 [zoloftzantac]: green eggs and ham anyone? XD

2006-11-14 [Bookwyrm]: I do not like them, Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham. :P

2006-11-14 [zoloftzantac]:
box, far, boat?
fox, car, goat?
there, rain, house?
here, train, mouse?

:p

2006-11-14 [Bookwyrm]: Go make the oobleck tumble down, On every street, in every town!

2006-11-14 [Andy8178]: AHH!!! *Gets the holy water and mists [Bookwyrm] and [zoloftzantac]* [phoenixborn]!! OMG GET A BIBLE AND START READING A PASSAGE FROM PSALMS!! THEY'RE SPEAKING IN TONGUES!!

2006-11-14 [zoloftzantac]: heh, I've heard the oobleck was made from plain corn starch and water, here is a movie of what the stuff does if you vibrate it http://socrates.berkeley.edu/~digoldma/cornstarchmovie.wmv

2006-11-14 [Andy8178]: OMG HE'S SPEAKING A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE *Mists [zoloftzantac] harder!!*

2006-11-14 [zoloftzantac]: heh, btw Andy, you're lookin' good ;)

2006-11-14 [Andy8178]: omg, this bitch banned me from a wiki today haha

2006-11-14 [Bookwyrm]: I thought speaking in tongues was considered a good thing, sometimes...? o.O ::sings One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish::

Oh my God!! ZZ that was so cool! ::stares at gooey mixture as it does weird stuff:: How do you find these things?! XD

2006-11-14 [zoloftzantac]: did it have anything to do with you calling her names? :\

2006-11-14 [Andy8178]: lol, no, Actually it was Curves are Sexy, and I had my photo up there, but she said I was too skinny.... but there are people up there that were skinnier than me, so I let her know... then she replied with horrible grammar, so I replied again, explaining my point of view again, correcting her grammar... and if she can't spell right, that means she probably isn't very smart, so I spelled everything out for her, like BMI means Body Mass Index, and I explained to her what antics means, and such... She was mad, and said that I insulted her intelligence and that if I posted on the wiki again, that she'll report me for being an asshole, she also said she hates sarcasm, and to remember not to message her back, because she blocked me. lol! =P

2006-11-14 [Andy8178]: And I did all that without calling her names =P Haha

2006-11-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I assume this is [Love like Winter.]? o.o

2006-11-14 [Andy8178]: Uhh... Yep..... I mean, the funniest part was, someone actually complimented me on how 'curvy' I was, and I got deleted... Just thought it was a little ironic, that's all.

2006-11-15 [Fear of the Soul]: weird...

2006-11-15 [kakashi_luvr]: awww some1 adopted the white rat already *pouts*

2006-11-15 [Bookwyrm]: ...Er it was a grey rat. And you couldn't have it anyway because I just delivered your last pet a day or so before you pounded it. You'll have to wait for a few restocks before you can try again. >.<

2006-11-16 [Andy8178]: Hahahaha! In yo face!

2006-11-17 [kittykittykitty]: :S

Poor bunnies *sits in the pen and feeds them some apple slices* I thought bunnies were really popular ^_^"

2006-11-17 [Bookwyrm]: I know...they normally are...T_T It seems most of the "sexiii babii gurl" people have all got their bunnies. Which are named "Playboy" of course. x_x

2006-11-17 [Andy8178]: or Hugh =P D=

2006-11-17 [Bookwyrm]: People are so...blah some days...

2006-11-17 [phoenixborn]: Can't say i've ever been blah before. Tell me, how does one be blah?

2006-11-18 [Bookwyrm]: By being an idiot, or shallow, or...just about any form of bad/boring. Just about...

2006-11-18 [phoenixborn]: Damn it that means i'm blah all the time! :(

2006-11-18 [Bookwyrm]: Nah...you're one of my people. My people aren't blah. They're blech. Blech is cool.

2006-11-18 [Andy8178]: That means I'm an asshole blah! =D

2006-11-18 [Orochimaru]: ...*blech*...

2006-11-18 [Bookwyrm]: XD!

2006-11-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: hehe

2006-11-18 [phoenixborn]: Woo come on people, Dance like your blech! *dances*

2006-11-18 [Bookwyrm]: ::sits and watches:: Yes...YES! Dance my little blechlings. XD

2006-11-18 [Orochimaru]: ...*BLECH!*

2006-11-18 [Bookwyrm]: XD Yes I heard you the first time! :P

2006-11-18 [Orochimaru]: ...*grin*...

2006-11-18 [kittykittykitty]: But... I don't want to be a blechling v____________V"

And I don't want to dance V______v; *grumps*

2006-11-18 [Bookwyrm]: ::tackles and licks Kitty:: You're above the blechlings. You're the Kitty. ^_^ And you don't have to dance! But if you want...::sets up a pole::

2006-11-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i want to be a blechMONGER!! or a blechLORD! blechmancer! blechCHIEF!

2006-11-19 [Big Brother]: ac3, i'm at the con right now!!!!

2006-11-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yup.

2006-11-19 [Orochimaru]: ...*blech*

2006-11-19 [Bookwyrm]: Er...I'll have to find out the blechling hierarchy first Enneigard. :P

::tackles Jon:: Miss you!! Having fun? ^_^

^_^ Blech.

2006-11-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: a blechmarquis!

2006-11-19 [Andy8178]: Pick a less boring topic. Haha

2006-11-19 [Bookwyrm]: ...::blinks:: Again, I'm offended.

2006-11-19 [Orochimaru]: ...you dont wanna know what just happened...

2006-11-19 [Bookwyrm]: ??

2006-11-19 [phoenixborn]: Hey, how come kitty gets to be above me? :(

oo, I wanna know what just happened, tell me!

2006-11-19 [Bookwyrm]: You're my special blechling. :P

2006-11-19 [phoenixborn]: *is special* ^__^

2006-11-19 [Bookwyrm]: ^-^ Of course!!

2006-11-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: PECK. MY. CABBAGE.

2006-11-19 [phoenixborn]: I don't want to! *shields Traci from crazy person*

2006-11-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :> PECK. ME.

2006-11-19 [Bookwyrm]: ::grabs David and runs::

2006-11-19 [phoenixborn]: Um...you do realise how heavy i am right? If i fall i'll probably squish you.

2006-11-19 [Bookwyrm]: Shhh! You won't fall.

2006-11-19 [phoenixborn]: Will if i do this *wriggles*

2006-11-19 [Bookwyrm]: ::wobbles a bit:: Stop that! ::jabs belly::

2006-11-19 [phoenixborn]: Ah! That tickles *giggles and wriggles more*

2006-11-19 [Bookwyrm]: ::falls over and ish squish-ed::

2006-11-20 [phoenixborn]: Ah! Get up! Ennie's gonna get us if you don't! *sigh* Guess it's my turn to do the running now *picks you up and runs*

2006-11-20 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles at "Ennie" and is tickled as you run::

2006-11-20 [phoenixborn]: Yeah i couldn't be bothered to say it all and that was te best i could shorten it too. Though i could have just said Kyle.

haha *tickles*

2006-11-20 [Bookwyrm]: Noooooooo! The tickles!! T_T ::laughs to the point of tears::

2006-11-20 [Orochimaru]: ...trust me...you dont wana know...

2006-11-20 [Andy8178]: Well... At least it's not as boring as the topic before haha

2006-11-20 [Bookwyrm]: ::glares at Andy:: You are a blah.

2006-11-20 [Andy8178]: =O No!!! =(

2006-11-20 [Bookwyrm]: Well okay...but only 'cause I'm gettin' married!! ^_^

2006-11-20 [Shadowsoul]: o.O you are?

2006-11-20 [Bookwyrm]: Yep. In May. ^_^ It's most likely going to be on the 19th if we can manage it. I'm excited.

2006-11-20 [Shadowsoul]: cool. i'm not getting married for another year and a half to 2 years

2006-11-20 [Bookwyrm]: Well...we've been planning to do this for...er...at least three years now. So...yeah. ^_^ Happeh me. I'm moving in with him sometime in February if possible, and I wanted to wait until my first semester of college is over and done with before we got married. That way I know what to expect for my next semester (somewhat) and don't have to stress over too many wedding details during finals. :D And we'll have plenty of time for a nice honeymoon, because I'll be on break. :D

2006-11-20 [Andy8178]: lol, Many people tell me that moving in before marriage is 'bad luck' >_< Fuck the system! =D

2006-11-20 [Shadowsoul]: yeah

2006-11-20 [Shadowsoul]: well anyways. congrats [Bookwyrm]

2006-11-20 [phoenixborn]: I hereby forbid this marriage, unless...I get some wedding cake!

2006-11-20 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Me too! o.o I want cakers!

2006-11-20 [phoenixborn]: um, is wedding cake at all like christmas cake? 'Cause i can't stand that stuff

2006-11-20 [Eyes of the Reaper]: No way! o.o It's like a GIANT, wonderful, moist birthday cake!!! ^-^

2006-11-20 [phoenixborn]: oh...*drools* I...need...cake *dies*

2006-11-20 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol I LOVE wedding cake!!! XD

2006-11-20 [phoenixborn]: I wouldn't know i've never had it. Nobody ever invited me to a wedding :( Shame i look damn good in a suit too XD

2006-11-20 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I wasn't exactly invited... <.< ... >.> ...I stole it from their kitchen the next day. XD It was my cousin's wedding, so I went to my Uncle/Aunt's house and stole some. lol

2006-11-20 [phoenixborn]: Aw, i'm sure they meant to invite you...
Haha cake thievery! Food is always nicer if it isn't your's. Think i'm just going to crash somebody's wedding, just to see what it's like. Hmm Traci when did you say yours was? lol

2006-11-21 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol Actually, no, they didn't invite anyone under the age of 20 no matter how closely related.

lol Uh oh! Run Traci! XD Hide all wedding plans from [phoenixborn]!

2006-11-21 [Bookwyrm]: Yeah, well...a lot of marriages have "bad luck" no matter what...so I say luck has nothing to do with it. ^_^ Besides, I need a place to put all my stuff! XD And thanks so much! I'm excited beyond belief. I've been chatting my grandmother's ear off about wedding plans and all that. I think I'm driving her mad...o.o Maybe I should quiet down until the holidays are over...she could poison the food. x_x

NOO! Have your own wedding David!!! ::hides cake:: Besides, I'm not flying you down from England (yes that's right, England, NOT Brittain...<_<...>_>) And if you suddenly showed up I think I'd be frightened...even if you are my stalker and have a shrine of me in your closet. XD

Meh...that sounds rough. I can see how it would make certain things simpler, especially if it was a specific kind of wedding that would make it uncomfortable to have children or even teenagers attending...I don't think I could do it though. I want all my family there, kids and all. :D

2006-11-21 [Bookwyrm]: Woah...er...that was longer than I should've made it...sorry. x_x

2006-11-21 [Andy8178]: Rawr, go long messages!

2006-11-21 [Bookwyrm]: The only thing I'm really not looking forward to is the whole bachellor/bachellorette party things. I don't do parties, and I'll kill Scott's friends if they hire strippers and/or bring pornos into the mix. And believe me...I'll find out. ::grabs needlenose pliers and a carving knife::

2006-11-21 [phoenixborn]: They have to do that, it's thier duty as friends. As long as they don't strip him naked and leave him tied to a streeetlight somewhere like somebody i know XD

How can i have a wedding nobody will marry me! T__T Maybe i can marry the effigy of you that i keep in my closet?

And the knife is fine, but the pliers are a little over the top dont you think!?

2006-11-21 [shinobi14]: Naa. Phoenix is rite. Its their/our duty as men 2 do it. Its tradition. And pornos r sad anyway. Its the stripper u wanna look out for. lol. And put down the pliers b4 you do sum damage that u will l8r regret... XD

2006-11-21 [Andy8178]: Can I be your stripper Traci? xD

2006-11-21 [phoenixborn]: No, but I'm sure if you asked nicely, she'd let you be Scotts

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: And it's my duty as a selfish jealous fiance to beat the hell out of them and chop off their...eggrolls if they try anything like that. The porn/stripper OR the streetlight thing...<_<...>_>

XD Yeah there you go! Marry an object. It can't fight with you and tell you when you're "wrong". Unless you're insane...Which you are...so I guess it does talk to you.

Oh no. The pliers are justified. And I wouldn't regret. ::stabs David:: NO STRIPPERS!

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: ...I have inatimate objects talk to me... but I'm definitly not insane... (shifty eyes)

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: Nuuu, don't chop off their eggrolls, that's just mean.

And i asked the effigy, but it said no too :'( *sigh*

Ah! Dammit woman enough with the stabbing-of-me-with-pointy-things thing! And you have the nerve to call me crazy?! And how didn't Andy get stabbed?! It was his idea!

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: And hiring a stripper for my HUSBAND wouldn't be mean? ::whimpers:: As if I don't have enough self-esteem issues.

Haha. :P I mean...poor thing...

Because Andy didn't suggest that Scott needs a stripper!!

2006-11-22 [Nytefox]: I'm still confused as to what a stripper would do to Scott... I mean really, he has you! I bet he'd be like "ewww! get this filthy thing away from me." and beat the shit outta a stipper...

2006-11-22 [Bookwyrm]: Awwww ::huggles Arsenic:: I lurb you.

2006-11-22 [phoenixborn]: Ah, but he wouldn't be you're husband at the time would he? XD
Aw *huggles* hun, you really shouldn't have self-esteem issues. Especially not when compared to some stripper XD

That's it, laugh at my damn eternal-singleness, you horrible woman you :(

And he suggested he strip for you. So not stabbing him means you don't think it would be so bad for you to have a stripper as it would be for him to have one, hence making you a hypocrite XD. So it's your choice- stab Andy, or be a hypocrite.

2006-11-22 [Bran the Blessed]: Yall keep hitting on my girl and we might see what happens with those strippers. And the shrine should go if you want to see tomorrow. lol. Sup yall