2006-08-03 [Tear]: What I find funny is that you think I am kidding.

2006-08-03 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles:: What I find funny is that you think I thought you were kidding.

2006-08-03 [Tear]: OH SNAPZ!!!! Word play!!!!!! That could go on forever. *ponders*.... I DEMAND THAT YOU JOIN MY SCHOOLGIRLS SQUAD!

2006-08-03 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles:: No thank you. I'm not a school girl, I'm a nurse. ::grins broadly at her own thought::

2006-08-03 [Tear]: Oh snaps. That is another one of my fantasies...

2006-08-03 [Bookwyrm]: And that was an inappropriate comment from me!...Think I may delete that...

2006-08-03 [Tear]: NO! The average idiot that comes here wouldn't think much of the comment anyway. It's only us educated folk who would think twice about it.

2006-08-03 [Tear]: And it made me giggle

2006-08-03 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles at the thought of you giggling:: Well it's already been deleted, and I felt it was inappropriate for the workplace at least. :P But I'm glad it made you giggle. XD ::gets in her nurse uniform and prepares to go to work at the Mafia hospital::

2006-08-03 [Tear]: WAIT! Which comment did you delete? I thought you meant the one about being a nurse. I didn't see any other comment and now I am curious. Plus, what type of workplace is this? It isn't like we are a business, and have to be all professional.

2006-08-03 [Bookwyrm]: ::grins:: You're funneh. And no, we don't have to be "all professional", but I just thought it was inappropriate none-the-less. :P And this is the closest thing I've got to a "workplace" right now so let me call it a workplace! XD

2006-08-03 [Tear]: Do what you will. I am still curious.

2006-08-03 [Goodbye EP]: Gosh... quit flirting and just go do your jobssses.

2006-08-03 [Tear]: I'm not flirting. I go to Sasha's wiki for that.

2006-08-03 [Big Brother]: damn you boy, don't be flirtin with my wife!!! flirt with me *tries to look pretty*

2006-08-03 [Tear]: Awww.... Jon, you don't have to look pretty for me. I don't look at your face anyways, heh heh heh.

2006-08-03 [Big Brother]: well you can't look at my but, sasha took it and locked it in a box.

2006-08-03 [Tear]: But u gots da hot canadanadian bod dat i wantses.

2006-08-03 [Big Brother]: oh dear.......

2006-08-03 [Big Brother]: don't you mean "cold canadian bod"? don't forget i'm in the land of ice.

2006-08-03 [Tear]: CANADANADIAN!!!! jon u culd so keap me warm in da culd.

2006-08-03 [Bookwyrm]: [Goodbye EP] Believe me, I'm not flirting, if I was it would be WAY more obvious. Secondly, my jobs are page watching, restocking, and delivering - at the time the only one I could do was page watch so technically I was doing my job. :P

2006-08-03 [.::The Latest Plague::.]: Hey. I'm wanting to have the rabbit. how do you edit the page?

2006-08-03 [Eyes of the Reaper]: You don't.

2006-08-03 [Bookwyrm]: [.::The Latest Plague::.] you have to send a message to [Big Brother] like it says at the top of the page.

2006-08-03 [.::The Latest Plague::.]: ok. I did. -waits-

2006-08-04 [Goodbye EP]: Good.

2006-08-04 [Fre$h to Death]: can i have the cat at the way top and name it caramel

2006-08-04 [Bookwyrm]: You have to send a message to [Big Brother] if you want to have a pet. If you had read the giant message near the top of the page that says "[Send your pet request to][Big Brother]...etc." you wouldn't have had to ask here.

2006-08-04 [Big Brother]: [Fre$h to Death], i banned you from owning a pet and removed the one you had.....or did you forget bout how you cheated in the plot contest?

2006-08-04 [Goodbye EP]: Yea... TAKE THAT! ^_^

2006-08-04 [Tear]: Can anyone say "burn", lawl.

2006-08-04 [Bookwyrm]: Oooo, so he's/she's doubly irritating.

2006-08-04 [Big Brother]: i had chicken legs and french fries for breakfast!

2006-08-04 [Bookwyrm]: I had mini-wheats with fresh peach slices for breakfast/lunch. ^-^

2006-08-04 [Big Brother]: i woke up and fell downstair to get something to wake me up and my mom had cooked me chicken legs and french fries....i was like WTF, this isn't a breakfast thing.......then she pointed out it was 12:30..........

2006-08-04 [Bookwyrm]: XD Good job! I would've paid to see you fall downstairs...XD I was looking for something to eat and I wanted something healthy, so I had cereal. XD Even though it was noon...but I woke up at 10:00 XD I just had a lot of stuff to get done before I ate.

2006-08-04 [Big Brother]: it's a daily thing, i'm not a morning person for bout 5 minutes then i'm good......my brain doesn't catch up for a few minutes and i don't know what i'm doing.

2006-08-04 [Goodbye EP]: wait wait, Jon, when you say "legs", do you mean drumsticks? >_>

2006-08-04 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: I'd still pay to see you fall down stairs. :P

2006-08-04 [Big Brother]: no.....not drumsticks, it was whole legs, not just half legs.......and if you want to pay to see it pay for the plane ticket ^_^

2006-08-04 [Bookwyrm]: :P I can't afford a plane ticket, well I can but I need to save that money for an apartment. :P

2006-08-04 [Goodbye EP]: And you ate the whole leg?? You were hungee.

2006-08-04 [Big Brother]: ....2 legs......and i'm still hungry

2006-08-04 [Goodbye EP]: Goodness. 

2006-08-05 [Fre$h to Death]: i didnt cheat

2006-08-05 [eyes of frost]: Grarg.

2006-08-06 [Goodbye EP]: o_O

2006-08-06 [Bookwyrm]: Oh! And I'm sorry [Firenze] I delivered more pets. T_T I couldn't stop myself!! ::cowers in fear and shame::

2006-08-06 [Goodbye EP]: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

2006-08-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::falls on hands and knees and kisses [Firenze]'s feet:: I am sorry o' great and wonderful gifferer!

2006-08-06 [Goodbye EP]: We should so make that her title on EP

2006-08-06 [Bookwyrm]: XD Mine (my current one anyway) is "Officialish Gifferer Extraordinaire!"

2006-08-06 [Goodbye EP]: Really? Want to make it more officialish?

2006-08-06 [Bookwyrm]: XD Don't know how I would. :P Kitty's the one that called me that. XD

2006-08-06 [Goodbye EP]: Hmmm.... give me a little bit, k?

2006-08-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::chuckles:: Alright then...XD

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: Will [Firenze] beat me if I deliver that pet, Jon?

2006-08-07 [Tear]: Possibly?

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: she is gone for 2 weeks ^_^

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: Hah! Darn...no beatings from her now...maybe next time. ^-^

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: i'll beat you if it makes you feel better!

2006-08-07 [Tear]: Where'd she go off to without texting me about it?

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: camping i believe...

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: XD Beatings are fun, when coming from the right person. ::looks Jon over:: I don't know...you might hurt me with all your pent up frustration and rage.

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: but pain is good....

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles:: Yes it is. To a limit though...I'm a very tiny person, you see. I was built to dodge hits, not endure them. Besides, beatings are dull pains, I like sharper ones. ^-^ And...nevermind, not for this wiki. ^-^

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: not when i use my special toys.....i make my own weaponds....it's a hobby i developed living out in the sticks.

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: ::grins:: There is nothing I can say to that statement that wouldn't corrupt the already-corrupted.

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: i left myself wide open and you used it well ^_^ not what i was expecting.

2006-08-07 [Tear]: dot dot dot

2006-08-07 [Shadowsoul]: hey battlefield. i requested a leopard gecko. did you get my request at all?

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: ::grins:: Why thank you good sir! ::bows gracefully...then tackles:: Dot dot dot indeed.

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: Oh snap...mistake on my part - the leopard geckos are gone. I missed the image.

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: lmao, now i get bows.....nice, and [Shadowsoul], yes i got it... but it wasn't following the intructions therefore ignored the request along with lots of other requests. "may i have a leopard gecko as a pet please?"

2006-08-07 [Shadowsoul]: no that's not it at all. i sent my request last week when there were still gecko's there!

2006-08-07 [Tear]: You need to request a pet in stock AND NAME IT when requesting it.

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: yup you did "Sent mail 2006-08-03 22:27:32" but i refer to my last post ^^^^

2006-08-07 [Shadowsoul]: yeah. OH GOD! i forgot the name -.-" i'll just have to wait until next time v-v

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: Ahah! So it wasn't a mistake on my part. ::gets a superior look on her face before realizing that she still made a mistake.:: Damn...::clings to Jon::

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: don't second guess yourself......i ignore alot of request for things like no name, stupid name, names i just don't like, if it hits my mood, if someone asked before them, or if i just like the massive amount of guard notes on the house......not big on give pets to repeat offenders...but not many have huge amounts of notes..

2006-08-07 [Tear]: I think I have a bunch on my house. I am not sure. Anywho, drug mission time, I'll be back in a few hours.

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: 5 on your house....one from me ^_^

2006-08-07 [Tear]: lawl. that makes me giggle. I seriously didn't know about Ihsahn and the sight thing though. No one ever told me about that. The "blind" comment was not refering to his physical state.

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: ^_^

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: ::is still thinking of the sight/sound of [Tear] giggling::... ... ...::giggles::

2006-08-07 [kittykittykitty]: *is wondering what [Tear]'s guard notes are* ...

2006-08-07 [Big Brother]: they be for guard eyes only

2006-08-07 [kittykittykitty]: I know. That's why I was just wondering and never asked to see what they are :P It would probably be more interesting for me to speculate than to know :D

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: ::nods:: Believe me, it is more interesting to speculate. :P

2006-08-07 [icebox8880]: I want you to make a snake for me, can you?

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: That's not what we do at the store. If you'd like a pet, find one that you like and wait for it to come into stock. When it does you should send a message to [Big Brother] with the name of the animal and what you would like your pet to be named. You may search the Normal Pet Storehouse and find a pet that you like. If it's not in stock here, wait until the next restock and it may be.

2006-08-07 [icebox8880]: thanks!

2006-08-07 [Bookwyrm]: You're welcome. ^_^

2006-08-08 [Tear]: I have a feeling that three of my guard notes are from Ihsahn, one is from Battlefield, and the last one is from Dwemer or something like that.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: uard?  >_>

2006-08-08 [Tear]: I have no clue what you are talking about.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: Liar. You didn't spell that word correctly -_-

2006-08-08 [Tear]: What word could to possibly be talking about?

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: 02:52:23 Tear: I have a feeling that three of my uard notes are from Ihsahn, one is from Battlefield, and the last one is from Dwemer or something like that.






Don't make me break my foot off in 'yo ear.

2006-08-08 [Tear]: PLAY IT OFF!!! Sheesh.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: ^_^ Aww! I love you even if you can't spell

2006-08-08 [Big Brother]: nope none from dwemer ^_^ ........

2006-08-08 [Tear]: Oh really?
I know I had a few from Ihsahn, one from you...
Who was the last person?

2006-08-08 [Big Brother]: not me......

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: Kelly?

2006-08-08 [Big Brother]: it was joe.....ya that's it.....

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: Joe? There was a Joe?

2006-08-08 [Tear]: I wonder who Joe could be...

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: Im Joe =D

2006-08-08 [Tear]: Oh really?

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: Yup =)

2006-08-08 [Tear]: Hater.

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: what?

2006-08-08 [Tear]: Joe is a hater. Joe reported me to the guards, lawl.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: You the one who's all up in her grill like you a french fry of sommmn.

2006-08-08 [Tear]: What foo?

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: You be all hangin out wit dose french fries... like what?! You wanna be a french fry?

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: wtf!

2006-08-08 [Tear]: Naw, g, I ain't chillin wit no fries, nig. Jus chillin wit dem chinos, ya feel me?

2006-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::is completely lost on all the ridiculous slang-spam:: o.O

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: I be reppin all dem cup o' noodles, man.

2006-08-08 [Tear]: Naw, fuck de ramen, we don't need nun o dat shi- 'round here.

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: Alright kids lets stop spamming the pet store =)

2006-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't such terrible usage of the English language...

2006-08-08 [Tear]: HEY! Sasha sounds like me!!!

2006-08-08 [FireGypsy]: ...

2006-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::grins:: I'll admit, she did. :P Except much nicer. :P

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: Yo mama.

2006-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: You know, you should never say those words to a person, because it could be that person's mother is dead.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: I was talking to AJ... it was a joke. running with a theme yo.

2006-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: I know. :P On both accounts. I was just interrupting you rudely to point out a negative connotation of your statement. Yo.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: Oh noooo you didn't >_>

2006-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: Indeed, I did. ^_^

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: *gasp* Nobody disses me!

2006-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::le gaspage!:: I "dish" you not! (as Scott would say...) Only use my inevitably charming sarcastic wit to lighten the mood! (Okay...that was just a line of serious bullshit...could you have guessed?!)

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: _> aabsoluuteely not.

2006-08-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::grins:: I'm having a fit of sarcasm at the moment. I think it's because I'm feeling withdrawal symptoms. I spent all night with a very close friend I haven't seen in a year or so. We talked from ten to 3:30 in the morning. Then he came back at seven to give me a hug before I left for my treatment. ^_^ I wish he'd come back, but I can't be around people anyway. XD

2006-08-08 [Tear]: Yeah, my mom passed, but I don't take offense to it, lawl.

2006-08-08 [Goodbye EP]: I didn't mean it like that, so you shouldn't. ^_^

2006-08-09 [zoloftzantac]: I thought "yo momma" was slang for "fuck your mother"

2006-08-09 [Goodbye EP]: Um.... not in my book.

2006-08-09 [zoloftzantac]: What does it mean then? Does it come from the old jokes?

Yo Momma is so fat that ...
Yo Momma is so ugly that ...

I think it does mean the same thing, the phrase "yo momma" is interchangable with "fuck your mom" in every use I have ever heard.

2006-08-09 [Goodbye EP]: Haven't thought about it too much...

2006-08-09 [Tear]: It is a reply to an insult that is directed at you. Like if you said, "You're a shithead!" I would reply "Your mama," and the meaning would be as if I were saying your mother was a shithead.

2006-08-09 [Goodbye EP]: Actually, it's just ment to piss people off... Unless you don't mean it.

2006-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: But then why just say "your mama"? Why not think of something completely original that just shocks the person into silence? I always find that entertaining. ^_^

2006-08-09 [zoloftzantac]: Oh, okay, I thought it was just a cheap way to out do someone in an insult contest, but I was thinking of it in a differant way.

I like my diffinition better :p

"You're a shithead!"

"Oh yeah? Well, fuck your mother!" or "yo momma!"

2006-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: Where I live it's now "your face"...and then "your mama's face"...and then "your mama's chest hair" and on and on...::grins:: It can be entertaining for quite some time. ^_^ I've had hour long conversations stem from that.

2006-08-09 [Goodbye EP]: I have no clue... I was um... pressed for time? O_O

2006-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: ::grins:: I'm just being a pain in the ass! ::shoves playfully:: Don't take everything I say seriously. ^_^

2006-08-09 [Goodbye EP]: ............

2006-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles:: Oh c'mon. ^-^ I can't help myself right now. I just feel like being a pain in the ass. ^_^ I don't get to do it that often!! ^_^ I still lurve you!!

2006-08-09 [Goodbye EP]: ............

2006-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: ._. ::pokes:: Ish dead?

2006-08-09 [zoloftzantac]: or lost? XD

2006-08-09 [Bookwyrm]: ._. _{::creeps off into a corner and hides:: I di'n't do it...}

2006-08-09 [Goodbye EP]: I'm making a badge!

2006-08-10 [icebox8880]: where did you say i go to to get a pet?

2006-08-10 [Big Brother]: here.....just read the instructions on this page.

2006-08-10 [Goodbye EP]: The big ones!

2006-08-10 [icebox8880]: i did

2006-08-10 [Goodbye EP]: O_O mmk.

2006-08-10 [Bookwyrm]: [icebox8880] remember? You wanted the fruit bat and I told you that all the pets here had to be gone before we restock. There's still one pet left, but when we restock as long as there's a fruitbat there (there should be) just send [Big Brother] a message asking for it and make sure to give a name for the bat. ^-^ That's all.

2006-08-10 [icebox8880]: should i do it now? :S

2006-08-10 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles:: No, because there is no fruitbat in stock and [Big Brother] will probably just ignore your request. Don't worry, though.

2006-08-13 [Goodbye EP]: OMG! FRUITBAT! Get it [icebox8880]!

2006-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: XD She's already got it. ^_^

2006-08-13 [Goodbye EP]: YAY!

2006-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: ^-^ Yep. [Big Brother] got her request before I did so he added her. ^_^

2006-08-13 [Goodbye EP]: Good. Go [icebox8880]! Get your fruitbat on! ^_^

2006-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: XD That's got to be the first time I've ever heard that...I must remember it now...and I'll probably forget it. XD

2006-08-13 [Goodbye EP]: I'll have to remind you.

2006-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: Definitely. ._. I have a memory problem. But not as bad as someone I know! He can't even remember his own birthday! ._.

2006-08-13 [Goodbye EP]: Thet's sad. Hey, where are we? What is this site called again?

2006-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: XD Shush! I always get confused on what window I have open. I finally had to leave Elfpack to I.E. and open Elftown in Firefox so I can tell the difference...

2006-08-13 [Goodbye EP]: Diffent stylesheets much?

2006-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: XD I use the same stylesheet for both of them because I like the way it looks.

2006-08-13 [Goodbye EP]: You oddball. ^_^

2006-08-13 [Bookwyrm]: Yes I am! ::crawls into a random person's pocket:: Hmmm...I need to draw an oddball. o.O That would be interesting...

2006-08-13 [Goodbye EP]: I want to give it a try as well.

2006-08-14 [Ice-box]: Hello. I would like to know, when are you going to restock the store?

2006-08-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: As soon as all of these pets are taken.

2006-08-14 [Ice-box]: Thank you.

2006-08-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: You're welcome. :)

2006-08-14 [Ice-box]: But [Big Brother] said it was never restocked.

2006-08-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: I am a restocker. It is restocked, quite often. Put this page on watch and you'll catch it when it's restocked.

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: [Big Brother] likes to play mean jokes. ^__^ Tha's why we love him. XD

2006-08-14 [Goodbye EP]: We do?

2006-08-14 [Goodbye EP]: Oh yea. *Fears Jon*

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: ::grins:: Fear Jon...mwuahahaha...

2006-08-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *huggles Jon* ^-^ I used to but he's just a hug-able guy once you get to know him, but don't tell him I told you. XD

2006-08-14 [Goodbye EP]: I'm pretty sure he'll figure it out somehow...

2006-08-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol I know.

2006-08-14 [Goodbye EP]: ^_-

2006-08-14 [Big Brother]: ph34r my 1337 sk1llz ^_^

it's funny when ppl. get scared of me.....and i am only usually mean when there are stupid questions....or just questions that are posted right after someone else asks and is answered... but i'm not hug-able.... i am to be FEARED!!!

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: <.<...>.> ::clings to Jon:: I fear you.

2006-08-14 [Eyes of the Reaper]: lol *hugs quickly then runs* <.< >.>

2006-08-14 [Big Brother]: if you ph34r, why do you cling?

2006-08-14 [Bookwyrm]: o.O 'Cause I fear letting go!...Oooo that was so corny it was cute. ^___^