2007-07-19 [Malve]: Oh the guys scream when I shove the salami up their dirt hole.

2007-07-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: O_O *slowly walks away*

2007-07-20 [Lust]: Ohh! You are good! I should take some lessions from you.
O.o.. I broke up with my bf *nods* Just didnt work.

2007-07-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: Boss, please dont start shoving sausages up people. ...It's painful.

2007-07-20 [Malve]: Have someone already done it to you hun? awe I am sorry *huggles*  And Ia m boss now? :D wow mwehehehe *evil laughter* Don't wory everyone in here aare safe. I mean the ones who catch me spying on them... which rarely happens ,.. if ever...

2007-07-20 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i'm referring to the boss wanting lessons in shoving large objects up asses.

2007-07-22 [Crozzy]: Glad I'm not a guy!

2007-07-22 [Malve]: hahahaha XD

2007-07-22 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: I think it hurts females too. in fact, i'm sure it hurts the fairer sex.

2007-07-23 [Malve]: I am sure we are used to it by now.... lmao..

2007-07-23 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: wait, you take the proverbial 'it' in the ass? wow, i really do love you...

2007-07-23 [Malve]: I now you do ;) *blows kiss and winks* mwehehhehe  Oh well,.. so guys,.. I think we need a mission soon..

2007-07-27 [fazz]: wow iv been gone for longer than i thought lol :D

2007-07-27 [Malve]: Yes , yes indeed, now go get us COFFEE!!...... lol

2007-07-27 [fazz]: ok...so what cofee does pple want???

2007-07-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes, go! wow, we're all listening to Miss Sanna now. I can see why

2007-07-28 [Malve]: Youcan see why because I rock all of your socks off. ;) Just kidding! everyone loves me ! :D kidding again... Anyway,.. I would like... hmmm... something Italian,... give me a... no wait.. I want a.... hmm maybe not I want... YES I KNOW! I want a strawberry Frappachino! :D pwetty please! :D

2007-07-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: alright, I have one, now I need a plane ticket to Europe. That might take some time.

2007-07-29 [Malve]: You do realise I will never let you go if you come here, right?

2007-07-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: Is that a threat or a promise?

2007-07-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: More lik a statement XD

2007-07-30 [Malve]: Promise? It is pure simple Fact! :D

2007-07-30 [Blinded Seraphim]: i was close lol

2007-07-31 [Malve]: hahaha :D

2007-08-01 [fazz]: hahahah...imagine that [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] held hostage in [Malve}'s closet hehehehhehe

2007-08-01 [Malve]: in my closet? Oh no :P He would have his own room with bed and tv, a hot tub and own chef....

2007-08-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: 0.0 wow, i have never wanted to visit sweden more. I even have the accent down. Jaa. and fazzy, you can just call me King.

2007-08-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: all hail his royal heinie!

2007-08-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: damn fuckin straight. second in command for the mafia.

2007-08-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: err? that would be me

2007-08-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: didnt say this mafia. oh! if you ever need help moving some 'garbage' in new york or Jersey, look me up. I got friends. Mostly italians.

2007-08-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: what about the mexicans? everyone knows there cheaper lmao

2007-08-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, but the mafia controls the trash. anyone who lives in new york city or any urban jersey cities know this. but i didnt tell you.

2007-08-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: *nods* okay...this convo got wierd

2007-08-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...read my diary, and ask yourself if this is weird.

2007-08-02 [Malve]: If you are trying to fake a swedish accent please stop right there :P and kindly take away ALL the german in it because swedish sound sNOTHING like german :P

2007-08-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: Very true (Work with a swedidh guy)

2007-08-02 [Malve]: see! :P I would know because I LIVE here :P bleh... mwehehehehehehe

2007-08-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: hes a nice guy to, name is jonas. funny guy

2007-08-02 [Malve]: I bet :) Jonas is a very common name here

2007-08-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, mine is based off the Swedes in Beerfest. 

2007-08-02 [Malve]: that won't work lmao

2007-08-02 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, didnt think it to be. oh well. my german accent is amusing. Jaa, ve sent ze jews to summacomp in awshvitz. Zey goot into our beeer and one thing led to anoza and they were in ze gas chamba. Jaa, ve had no idea, totally innocent.

2007-08-02 [Malve]: Hahaha

2007-08-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...my jewish stepfather almost punched me in the face when I said that...

2007-08-03 [fazz]: HAHAHHAHA zat iz some funny shitz...i did ze german in schoole...funny peolpe ze germanz hahahahah :D

2007-08-03 [Malve]: :Pit is an ugly language..

2007-08-03 [Blinded Seraphim]: german makes me laugh

2007-08-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: jaa, but eets better zan ze svedish, jaa, i mean coom on, who talks like zat anywayz?

2007-08-04 [Malve]: It is not better than SWEDISH!!!!!!

2007-08-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: Jaa, ze svedish girl iz getting angry, ve betta loook out, she might do something. Jaa, I shake in my leederhosen like the svedish gurl I am, ja"

2007-08-05 [Blinded Seraphim]: lol, he am gonna get his ass kicked

2007-08-05 [Malve]: His Ass kicked? oh no! *brings out my biggest salami* You ASKED FOR IT! AHHHHHHH!!! *runs after him waving the salami in the air*

2007-08-05 [Blinded Seraphim]: ROFL!

2007-08-06 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *runs* Jaa, you think you can cotch me yoou little svedish gurl. Jaa, I ootrun ze breetish oond roosians, jaa I think I can ootrun a little svedish gurl. Jaa.

2007-08-06 [Malve]: oh yeah?! *whistles for my kangaroo* Come here boy!! *mounts the kangaroo and sets off again* AAHHHH *Spins the salami around in the air*

2007-08-06 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *hops on my raptor* jaa, yur puny kongaroo cont catch my roptor!

2007-08-06 [Malve]: Raptor? what I never knew you went to Jurassic PARK! :O

2007-08-06 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: jaa, eets reealy a cloone of oon. Jaa, I vin.

2007-08-06 [Malve]: oh no you don't... *gets a bow and puts the salami as an arrow and fires towards the raptors behind*

2007-08-06 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *falls off the zombie* Jaa, zat was inappropriate. Yooo are supposed to do zat to ze jews, jaa.

2007-08-07 [Malve]: Oh yeah? *brings out an even bigger salami* I saved this for a special occasion.. *sniff, sniff*,.. MEH! *Fires it towards james*

2007-08-07 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *dodges, zombie ninja style* ooo jaa, I'm shocking in my little booties, jaa. too bod ze svedish cont shoot, zey might hov beaten ze rossians in ze Great Northern War. Jaa, maybe.

2007-08-08 [Malve]: *the salami stops right int he air and turns around as the back opens up and flames arise from it going faster as it rams into james* Mwahaha not as you thought huh hahaha

2007-08-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *runs* jaa, zat moost be a German Salami. No poony Svedish salami is zat fost. Jaa.

2007-08-08 [Malve]: Better run for it!!! *maniac expression stuck in my face as I launch two smaller churitsos at you aswell*

2007-08-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *jumps into Panzer tank* jaa, cont get me inside, I vin jaa.

2007-08-08 [Malve]: Not really, *thros a bottle of alcohol on fire into the tank*...*BOOM* (that is how the finish killed the germans)

2007-08-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: jaa, zis is ze new millenium. I use non oxidated fuel jaa.

2007-08-09 [Malve]: aww..

2007-08-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: Jaa, I am no fun. Jaa, you svedish are alvays von shtep behind us Germans jaa.

2007-08-09 [Malve]: Nu uh

2007-08-09 [Blinded Seraphim]: sooo...any harry potter fans out there?

2007-08-09 [fazz]: hey im back....sory i left...im a harry potter fan :D

2007-08-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: jaa, I ved ze lost arry potta book. No Germans zo. Very disappointed, jaa.

2007-08-10 [Malve]: Bellatrix can count as a german because she is stupid like one....

2007-08-10 [Blinded Seraphim]: She was spooky as shit! i think she was a dominatrix cause she seemed to enjoy torturing people a liiiiiitle too much -_~
Oh, and btw, i started a new harry potter rp if anyone is interested in helping. Hogwarts: A New Beginning

2007-08-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: jaa, i vill admit ve germans are not ze brightest bunch ov killerz, but ve are veisty. Jaa.


alright, enough of feeding my inner genocidal maniac. hi! i'm back!

2007-08-11 [Malve]: YAY! *tackle hug*

2007-08-11 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *gasps for air* oh god! the greatness!

2007-08-12 [fazz]: *runs and jumps on them both* heheh welcom back hehehe :D

2007-08-12 [Malve]: *gettng crushed*. ahhhh....

2007-08-13 [sugarplumelf]: *italian accent*sos....how doos iz gets intos the mafia?

2007-08-13 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh god...more accents, just what we needed...

2007-08-13 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: first off, impersonating bad accents is a no no. it's reserved the more experienced members. second, you message me or the Don.

2007-08-13 [Blinded Seraphim]: Or if neither of them are in, you can message me too ;)

2007-08-13 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, him too. but remember, who're you gonna trust? more importantly, who you gonna call? and I have the answer for you. me, you're going to call me. The Ghostbuster.

2007-08-13 [Malve]: Or if you feel lucky enough, you can try to hook up with me, but if you get on mybad side, watch out for flying sausages.

2007-08-13 [fazz]: ooo i wanna hook up wiv [Malve]

2007-08-13 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: very few people can hook up with Malve. She wins.

2007-08-13 [fazz]: what!!!....i wanna be 1 ov those very few pple :D

2007-08-13 [Malve]: MWEHEHEHE.. ;) People I like I let win over me. .. sometimes.. hehehe ;)

2007-08-14 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...can I win. i'll even buy the plane ticket!

2007-08-14 [fazz]: hahah i can do better....ill buy a house over there :D

2007-08-14 [Malve]: But hunnies, I don't want to live in SWEDEN! :P

2007-08-15 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: fine, i'll kidnap you, and bring you with me to Jersey!

2007-08-15 [Malve]: Sounds like a plan :D

2007-08-15 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: although, once we get to Jersey, you can only leave the house/apartment, or whatever like once a week to get used to the air up there...

2007-08-16 [Malve]: :O.... awe I will sneak out

2007-08-16 [fazz]: hahah ill bring u 2 the uk...and u can go when ever u want but only come in my bed hahahahah sorry cudnt resist...iv prrobs just ruind the whole thing now aint i :(...hehe well it was worth it

2007-08-16 [Malve]: omg... yes you crossed the line.. omg :P *brings out a salami*...

2007-08-16 [Malve]: Just kidding hahaha XD I don't like the UK, sorry :(...

2007-08-16 [fazz]: whats wrong wiv the uk???

2007-08-16 [Blinded Seraphim]: I dont have anything against it myself...especially since i know so little about it -_-

2007-08-16 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...Ireland isnt UK, i'll take you there!

2007-08-17 [fazz]: haha...actuall northen irland is :P and irland is apart of great britan so :P

2007-08-17 [Malve]: I don't like the UK because when I was there I didn't have fun :P Allthough I was playing soccer with the swedish junior team 80% of the time :P

2007-08-17 [fazz]: hahah dont worry ill show u a good time ;) hehehe

2007-08-18 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: psh, bitch please, i'll show her a better time. cuz i'm in the states. and the states ftw!

2007-08-18 [fazz]: the states sukk...depending on what state ur from

2007-08-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Raises hand* Iowa...

2007-08-18 [fazz]: thats a sunny part of the us aint it?

2007-08-18 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *lowers head* florida. our state motto is, "Florida, where psychopaths come for a summer retreat"

2007-08-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: it is usually pretty sunny, cold as hell in winter though

2007-08-18 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: hot year round. then there's that one day it gets down to fifty.

2007-08-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: Fifty? shit, it can get past 0 down in IA

2007-08-18 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: god you guys are kinda lucky, ish. i hate florida, I love the cold.

2007-08-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: ditto

2007-08-19 [Malve]: Omg... I like the heat though ( I come from a COLD country lol)

2007-08-19 [fazz]: hahah yeh same here..iv hardly had any sun this summer

2007-08-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: I dont like hot, it makes me sweat and then i smell bad -_- make it harder to work in the workshop too

2007-08-19 [fazz]: haha yeh true...but think about all the hot babes wearing next 2 nothing huh bet u like the hot now

2007-08-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: hmm.........that is a mighty fine argument i must admit..........................

2007-08-19 [fazz]: haha yeh... id go for the hot just for that...but u can get skin cancer ...soo the cold is good 2 i suppose

2007-08-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: heat just makes you sweat...alot, i like the cold cause you can feel the cold down through your whole body, actually poetic once you think about it...

2007-08-20 [Malve]: Think about it this way, you boh get good babes in both hot and cold, in the heat, they look wet and barely wearing anything. in the cold, they look cute, and their nipples show through their shirts!.... But Where I go I make a perfect blend, in the days I look wet and hot, in the evenings I look cute and sexy.  lmao

2007-08-20 [fazz]: hahah wow thats a well good point...haha uv obviusly thought this through heheheh

2007-08-20 [Malve]: Oh I am a thinker, I think a lot.. if not too much..

2007-08-20 [fazz]: hahaha...yeh i dont tend 2 think...i just di it and think after

2007-08-21 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, i live in florida, i only have the former, hot chicks who shoot me down without a second thought. i'm such a playa.

2007-08-21 [Malve]: awe hun :( *hugs*

2007-08-21 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *grins evily* works everytime. wait, did I say that out loud?

2007-08-22 [fazz]: hahah yeh u did....u just screwd it up hahahah

2007-08-22 [Malve]: What I can't hug you now :P... you playing tricks on em that you use on normal girls too? :O... *hurt*

2007-08-23 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *gasp* noo! i only use those devilish tricks on the best of the best. like you!! *tries to redeem by bowing down and worshipping*

2007-08-23 [Malve]: "phft".... I am worth better than the best of the best! ... *slowly turning furious red*.... but on the other hand.... *gigglih again throwing candy out from my pockets* CANDY FOR EVERYONE! :D:D:D.... except james... KIDDING! *throws an extra bunch on him... ..... slightly hard*

2007-08-23 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *gets hit on the head and falls unconcious*

2007-08-24 [Malve]: uh oh.... *bites lip looking around hoping no one saw that*

2007-08-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *bleeds from the head*

2007-08-24 [Frosty French Fry]: not that it matters...but does anyone else think that the header on this page needs to be updated?

2007-08-24 [Malve]: The header?

2007-08-24 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i, didnt know we had a header.

2007-08-25 [Frosty French Fry]: well damnit..not a header..the banner thing at the top that says Elfpack Mafia.....my bad...I know what I meant

2007-08-25 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: if it aint broke, dont fix it

2007-08-25 [Malve]: hehehehe XD

2007-08-26 [Malve]:
 Mwehehehe

2007-08-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: hehe, sausages... *sits down*

2007-08-27 [Malve]: Good choice.

2007-08-27 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...Jaa, you svedish oond your Salami. Veal spies kill vith zeir hatred of ze jews, jaa.

2007-08-27 [Malve]: Or just random poor german imitators ;)

2007-08-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: ...i'm not poor. i have enough money saved up to buy sweden. not that i'd want to!

2007-08-28 [Malve]: poor as in bad not poor as in,.. poor hun :D

2007-08-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *cackle cackle cackle* I KNOW!!! but, I like being difficult.

2007-08-28 [Malve]: ... :P

2007-08-28 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *licks and runs*

2007-08-28 [Malve]: .... :O.... *blank stare*....... EEEWWWW  ... MOOOOOOM!

2007-08-29 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: *cacklecacklecackle* HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

2007-09-01 [Malve]: :O...

2007-09-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, i'm fuckin maniacal. it's how I took over the mafia for those precious few months. gooood times.

2007-09-03 [Malve]: indeed

2007-09-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yes! but I still bow to the don.

2007-09-03 [fazz]: im BACK!!!!!!!!

2007-09-03 [Malve]: Where is she nowadays?

2007-09-03 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: couldnt tell ya, she hasnt given an order in a while.

2007-09-04 [Blinded Seraphim]: well, you always got me to look after things ;)

2007-09-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeeeeah, but as your legal advisor, I cannot suggest that.

2007-09-04 [Blinded Seraphim]: legal advisor!? wtf! when did i hire a legal advisor? lol

2007-09-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: the Boss hired me, actually.

2007-09-04 [Blinded Seraphim]: i knew that, i was kidding

2007-09-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, sure you were. i know you're trying to get me expelled from the Mafia.

2007-09-04 [Blinded Seraphim]: O_O where the hell did that come from? and i did know that boss hired you becuase she hired most everyone here...including me!

2007-09-04 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, i was kidding.

2007-09-04 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh... -_-'

2007-09-08 [Malve]: School is killing me

2007-09-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: work is draining my soul. and giving it to a jew. 

2007-09-08 [Blinded Seraphim]: lemme guess, you work at miccy d's right? (Where i work...)

2007-09-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: nope, my job isnt quite that bad. i work at wendys. for a short description of the hell I go through, i picked out a specific annoying group and added it to lordys ranting

2007-09-08 [Blinded Seraphim]: Ha! I was close...

2007-09-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: but i am glad I dont work at mcdonalds. i would have to kill myself. that fucking clown. at least he was taken down by Dr. Mcninja.

2007-09-08 [Blinded Seraphim]: Ha, my manager calls me the pencil ninja cause i swiped her pencil from out of her shirt poscket without her noticing

2007-09-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: haha, i do that sorta thing with lighers. every night i come home with a pocket full of stolen lighters.

2007-09-08 [Blinded Seraphim]: lol, sweet, they always stick me on the damn grill though (i do it very well), and sometimes i need some mischief to break the monotony ya know?

2007-09-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: actually, yes, i know very well. the first five months I worked at wendys i didnt leave the grill.

2007-09-08 [Blinded Seraphim]: brothers of the grill lol but hey, boss says im one of the best so I think i can deal, even got the "grill master" pin for my hat XD doesnt really mean anything but its good for a laugh

2007-09-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: heh, so we're both the grill masters of our resident versions of hell. of course, i call myself the 'grill bitch' just for the fact that I am the bitch of wendys.

2007-09-09 [Blinded Seraphim]: lmao, theres a guy at work I named "Bagel bitch" cause we put him in charge of toasting bagels, along with assisting me on grill. saturday rush they generally put two guys on grill, but of course there were times when ive done it myself, and performed amazingly thank you

2007-09-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, we dont have that luxury. but i still pwn the nOObs

2007-09-09 [Blinded Seraphim]: same here

2007-09-09 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: heh, it's funny, my manager is a new manager with the store, so i like to yell "NOOOOB!" whenever I can. she doesnt get the refrence. I dont think she's ever played Halo 2 via Live.

2007-09-10 [Blinded Seraphim]: lmao! sweet. I called our manager carrie a noob once...cant remember y

2007-09-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: but yeah, i hang out at a videogame arcade. That has Halo 2. I hear little kids yelling NOOOOOOOOOBBBBS!!!!

2007-09-10 [Blinded Seraphim]: lmao

2007-09-10 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: god i hate them so. so what we do is invent new words to yell. like, BOOOOON!!! yeah, they think they're special.

2007-09-10 [fazz]: bleghhhhhh

2011-08-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: IT seems this family....as it were is falling apart Maybe it's time...I pick it apart.

2011-08-13 [Jino]: Or not.

2011-08-13 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: :o

2011-08-21 [Jino]: WHAT?!? I'm part of this family after all.

2011-08-22 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: mkay?

2011-08-26 [Jino]: :)