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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-04-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: THe hot popcorn is made my the same company thatmakes cheetos XD

2006-04-18 [Lust]: I need food..

2006-04-18 [Deadly Pacifist]: NO>.. FUNYUNS...wait... how about a funcheetortio?

2006-04-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD LMAO!

2006-04-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: my head hurts...

2006-04-18 [Deadly Pacifist]: ...take some medicine...that sometimes helps O_O

2006-04-18 [Lust]: Drugs!

2006-04-18 [Deadly Pacifist]: VICATIN.... sucks

2006-04-18 [Lust]: o.o

2006-04-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: How would you know? EH?!?! XD joking

2006-04-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: apparently cause he took it dumass!

2006-04-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: ITS A JOKE DINGLE BERRY!!!

2006-04-18 [Deadly Pacifist]: LOL i hit my thumb a few times with a hammer... and my mom had some vicatin...didnt work

2006-04-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: i would imagine it would too well. (bill engvall) a half a vicadin and a bahama mama, makes for a bitchin day! XD

2006-04-18 [Lust]: Children!

2006-04-18 [Deadly Pacifist]: LOL...true..but i took 2 500mg pills of it... seperated by about 4 hours...and it helped NONE

2006-04-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: maybe it was old...

2006-04-18 [Deadly Pacifist]: shouldnt of been that old...

2006-04-18 [Lust]: o.O

2006-04-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: eh, i dunno, maybe your too big a stoner to have noticed XD (please dont hit me O.O)

2006-04-18 [Deadly Pacifist]: LOL i have never smoked anything...and rarely drink :P... and im a pacifist so dont worry about hitting you

2006-04-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD GET STUCK! *nails anton right in the jaw and runs* LMFAO!!

2006-04-18 [Lust]: Bubbles...

2006-04-18 [Blinded Seraphim]: ow! you peckerhead!

2006-04-18 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD LMAO!!

2006-04-19 [Deadly Pacifist]: *sits down*... strange

2006-04-19 [Lust]: I'm ignored. I'm gone

2006-04-19 [Deadly Pacifist]: ...you said bubles...it was not ignroed... it was merely... bubbles O_O

2006-04-19 [Lust]: ...

2006-04-19 [Deadly Pacifist]: dot dot dot

2006-04-19 [Lust]: I can fly

2006-04-19 [Deadly Pacifist]: i cant :(

2006-04-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: i cant fly but people say i could use my farts as jet fuel XD

2006-04-19 [Deadly Pacifist]: O_O...that deadly huh?

2006-04-19 [Blinded Seraphim]: ive ripped some pretty gnarly ones...but this one kid i knew took the cake, he cleared out an entire classroom! i swear to good it was so fkin nasty that the class had to go out into the hall!

2006-04-19 [Lust]: WEEEEEEEEEEE!

2006-04-19 [Deadly Pacifist]: O_O....why the weee?

2006-04-19 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD LMFAO!

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: AHHHHH!!!! I'M LOST!!!! YALL TALK ALOT!!

2006-04-19 [Lust]: o.O

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: rawr!!

2006-04-19 [Lust]: Ahhh!!??

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: grrr,...

2006-04-19 [Lust]: *tackles* ROAR!!!

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: *ish tackled* *licks your face*

2006-04-19 [Lust]: ^-^ Me having a bad day..

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: aww, i'm sorry *rapes* feel better?

2006-04-19 [Lust]: A lil..

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: well,...*hires best stripper in town*

2006-04-19 [Lust]: Err..

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: you dont have to use him, i'm sure someone else would

2006-04-19 [Lust]: We'll see?

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: ok!

2006-04-19 [Lust]: Kay

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: rawr

2006-04-19 [Lust]: Soo.. Anywho

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: yup

2006-04-19 [Lust]: nope

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: maybe?

2006-04-19 [Lust]: Oi!

2006-04-19 [W!ld KAT]: rawr!!

2006-04-21 [Crozzy]: I wanna watch the stripper

2006-04-21 [Lust]: Wisdom teath removed.. Hurts... So much

2006-04-21 [Crozzy]: I know! Owie!!

2006-04-21 [Lust]: And they ahd complications.. and.. AHH! pain

2006-04-21 [W!ld KAT]: ow, i'm sorry hunni

2006-04-22 [Lust]: I'm still alive!

2006-04-22 [W!ld KAT]: i know, but it hurts like hell!

2006-04-22 [Lust]: Does it ever! I keep having times when I cry.. I never cry!

2006-04-22 [W!ld KAT]: i know hun, well, night all!

2006-04-22 [Lust]: Wet dreams =)

2006-04-23 [Lust]: Lmao, everyone! [Voice of the Voiceless] and me are gonna have an virtual baby! =P

2006-04-23 [Love like Winter.]: Wow!!! Congrats!

2006-04-23 [Love like Winter.]: *I bagsy Godmother!*

2006-04-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: O_o we are?

2006-04-23 [Lust]: We have a godmother! Yes we are... O.o... HELLO!! seash..

2006-04-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: O_e

2006-04-23 [Love like Winter.]: Ok... *runs off to the corner and cries*

2006-04-23 [Lust]: Why are you crying?

2006-04-23 [Love like Winter.]: Cause I'm *sob* not God mother... *sniffle*

2006-04-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: ok?

2006-04-23 [Love like Winter.]: you people suck *strops out of the room*

2006-04-23 [Lust]: I'm lost.. *snuggles up to [Voice of the Voiceless]* we need names!

2006-04-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: I suck? ...I would've been lost with you

2006-04-23 [Lust]: Ohh and riot girl i was telling [Voice of the Voiceless] that we have one named [Love like Winter.]

2006-04-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *is being snuggled* Um what about Ed jr.? XD

2006-04-23 [Love like Winter.]: Wow *ish honored and comes back all happy*

2006-04-23 [Lust]: Ed.. what about him? ^-^ Heh sorry that was a bit comfusing! I'll try to be more clear next time =P

2006-04-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Carry on my wayward son

2006-04-23 [Lust]: I'm lost.. Huh?

2006-04-23 [DRACE]: hello, hows u people...? - this is a weird wiki, but congrats ^___^

2006-04-23 [Lust]: How is it weird? Would you like to join by any chance?

2006-04-23 [DRACE]: i would, but proberly wouldn't be welcome ~_~

2006-04-23 [Lust]: You are.. if you dont say what you said to me EVER again.

2006-04-23 [Lust]: So what position would you like to be?

2006-04-23 [DRACE]: huh, who be u? o.O

2006-04-23 [Lust]: I'm the Don.

2006-04-23 [DRACE]: hmmm, sorry Lyn

2006-04-23 [Lust]: For?

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: hey can i join ?

2006-04-23 [Lust]: What position would you like to take on?

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: weapon expert (side arms )

2006-04-23 [Lust]: [Blinded Seraphim] if you ever read this he is going under you...!

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: who is going under me

2006-04-23 [Lust]: No one.

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: so am i in ?

2006-04-23 [Lust]: Yes

2006-04-23 [Lust]: Anyone is if they behave

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: woot *dances* i will :)

2006-04-23 [Lust]: =)

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: :):):)

2006-04-23 [Lust]: So anywho.

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: yeah ?

2006-04-23 [Lust]: uh huh..

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: hehe this is aweosme :D

2006-04-23 [Lust]: uh huh

2006-04-23 [Soft as Bone]: what do you mean by behave? btw: hello don [Lust]. it's nice to meet you.

2006-04-23 [Lust]: Uh.. I have always been the Don.

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: *raises eyebrow*

2006-04-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD tard

2006-04-23 [Soft as Bone]: ok, i'm sorry, i haven't been here is a while and i'm just blonde right now. pardon the intrusion

2006-04-23 [Lust]: *blinks*.. Umm.. Maybe changing my name wasnt a smart idea... Er...

2006-04-23 [Soft as Bone]: no, it's just me, don't worry...i feel really dumb, i'm sorry

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: *looks around silently*

2006-04-23 [Lust]: Its fine...

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: indeed *nods*

2006-04-23 [Lust]: *also nods*

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: hehe

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: *sits down looks around* hmm might go cook

2006-04-23 [Crozzy]: Food....Yum.

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: anyone want any ?

2006-04-23 [Crozzy]: Yes, what did you make?

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: wel pizza ,waffles, more pizza and fries

2006-04-23 [Crozzy]: mmm Pizza

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: heheh *hands crozzy some pizza *

2006-04-23 [Lust]: pizza waffles.. Interesting

2006-04-23 [Deepest_Distance]: hehe indeed :)

2006-04-24 [Deadly Pacifist]: i like cheese

2006-04-24 [W!ld KAT]: i like french fries and gravy,....

2006-04-24 [Deadly Pacifist]: O_O....french fries and ranch...or french fries and a-1

2006-04-24 [W!ld KAT]: no,....french fries and gravy hunni

2006-04-24 [Lust]: o.O

2006-04-24 [Deadly Pacifist]: O_O i dont like gravy

2006-04-24 [W!ld KAT]: fine then,.....peanut butter and honey and bananas

2006-04-24 [Lust]: eww

2006-04-24 [Deadly Pacifist]: O_O...im gonna agree with serpent

2006-04-24 [W!ld KAT]: :O omg your kidding!!

2006-04-24 [Deadly Pacifist]: ....no.

2006-04-24 [W!ld KAT]: crazy pplz,...*shakes head in disapproval* sad, sad, sad,....

2006-04-24 [Deadly Pacifist]: OOOO OOO>..people....go to my house and choklits...and say whose artwork is better O_O

2006-04-24 [W!ld KAT]: yesh, please!!

2006-04-24 [Lust]: Anywho

2006-04-24 [DRACE]: i am sorry Lyn

2006-04-24 [Lust]: Stop being sorry! And everyone in the mafia. There are rumers flying around, if you wish to believe them, make my day. But you cant 'steal' some ones boyfriend. He has to come to you.

2006-04-24 [W!ld KAT]: i luff my lynney!!

2006-04-24 [Lust]: I luffs you as well

2006-04-24 [Ultiem]: oy oy oy...i luf senpai lynn

2006-04-24 [Lust]: huh

2006-04-24 [Ultiem]: dont ask what senpai is but ah <3 for ye anyway

2006-04-24 [Ultiem]: << Hunter Ultiem?

2006-04-25 [Lust]: K K! =P <3

2006-04-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: doomy doom! O_O

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: i like milk

2006-04-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: yay milk! lol

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: YAAAY...its tasty :D

2006-04-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: especially chocolate. mmmmmm...choclate

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: and starwberry YUMMY...and all milk...it all rules...i love cows

2006-04-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: (ron white)cow flatulence in the ozone, the clearing of land for the raising of cattle...what are you doing to help the environment? "im eatin the cow!"

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: LOL ron white is the awesome... tatersalad :P...o forgemaster...whose art is better mine or choklitmilks...judge :P

2006-04-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: i dunno, where do i go to compare?

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: just tell me or choklit...or say it here...then she will se eventually :p

2006-04-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: i like your reaper better, it looks a little more detailed

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: YAAAY thanxs :D... she has to make me a banner if i win MUHAHHA i alrdy had to make her one O_O...

2006-04-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: lol i hope you win then

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: SHYEAH thanxs then i will have a banner for me YAAY...i just hope she dont hav elike 3 votes for hers she hasnt told me O_O

2006-04-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: me no know

2006-04-25 [Lust]: So. We should talk about mafia stuff for once...

2006-04-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: okay...i finally sent my photo to jino for the photo album

2006-04-25 [Lust]: yay

2006-04-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: brb, i need to eat dinner

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: im just a messly pacifist assassin O_O

2006-04-25 [Lust]: k o.O

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: you're my next in charge buddy-boy,....

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: no.... seriously

2006-04-25 [Lust]: ... How did that get out so fast

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: YAAAY pacifist assassin sidekick :D

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: yeap, you're the second in coommand me compadre,....

2006-04-25 [Lust]: I'm secpnd in comand?

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: no, [Deadly Pacifist] is my next in command,....

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: i do believe she was talkin 2 me

2006-04-25 [Lust]: Ohh I was lost

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: its ok lynney, *pats her head* it's ok,...

2006-04-25 [Lust]: *lays down*

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: *climbs tree*....i like em :D

2006-04-25 [Wendy]: I would love to apply for Bar Maid. I look pretty damn good in a maid costume and I have a sweet smile and a curvaceously hour-glass figure.

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: hello wendy

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: you're hired!! lol

2006-04-25 [Lust]: =)

2006-04-25 [W!ld KAT]: ATTN: WELCOME NEW BARMAID: [Wendy]!!!!!!

2006-04-25 [Deadly Pacifist]: welcome to the family wendy.

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