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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-03-14 [Jino]: Hm... you know, a don is never concidered a MEMBEr of the family... A Don is considered THE Family... ^_^ KK! I remember the rule... but... she started it... And that seemed the only way to make her stop...

2006-03-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: no excuse to break a rule...none at all

2006-03-14 [Jino]: ::shrugs:: She broke it first. It was self-deffence. But... Oh well... fine... I'm sorry... Jesus, why is it every time I show up in the mafia I become center of attention?

2006-03-14 [Frosty French Fry]: you caused trouble....

2006-03-14 [Lust]: Aww everyone calm down! I'm alive! I'm okay! *jumps up* Jino is a retard and some day I shall get him when he least expects it.. (Luv yeah XOXO) And thank you guys *hugs all* ^-^   Matt, decide what you want to be yet?

2006-03-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: i know this i a dumb question but whos matt?

2006-03-14 [Frosty French Fry]: me

2006-03-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh...

2006-03-14 [Lust]: I hope I havnt forgot names.. That will be embarising, [Frosty French Fry] is.. right?? *starts to glow red*

2006-03-14 [Frosty French Fry]: Just make me something.....other than head assassin

2006-03-14 [Lust]: *beaths* I was right.. Hmm.. Would you like to be the artist? You did come up with the bullets and banner..

2006-03-14 [Lust]: *looks around* Hmm..

2006-03-14 [Frosty French Fry]: hmm...no.....somethin worthwhile

2006-03-14 [Jino]: Hm... lyn, remind me to contribute to the banners, k?

2006-03-14 [individual thought]: <img:http://www.elfpack.com/stuff/kitty%20croped.jpg>

2006-03-14 [Soft as Bone]: that;s a cool picture!!

2006-03-14 [Deadly Pacifist]: awesome kitty :D

2006-03-14 [Lust]: Mines better! *nods*

2006-03-14 [Lust]:

[ notice: ] [Jino] Wants a picture and tell him what your job is to get the pictures in the family photo albom!

2006-03-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: sorry, i dont give out a real pic

2006-03-15 [Lust]: Do you have a character you like? Use that?

2006-03-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: that i can do

2006-03-15 [Lust]: Yay!

2006-03-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: I just send it to jino then?

2006-03-15 [Lust]: Yuppers!

2006-03-16 [Blinded Seraphim]: alrighty then

2006-03-16 [Jino]: ^_^ And your title.

2006-03-16 [Lust]: Heh.. *pokes everyone* I'm back!

2006-03-16 [Jino]: Cool! ^_^

2006-03-16 [Lust]: I'm happy being back... I'm nominated as a cute girl! Whoo!

2006-03-16 [Jino]: cool! ^_^ ::gives you a thumbs up::

2006-03-16 [Lust]: WHOO! *bites it*

2006-03-16 [Jino]: ::bites Lynney's neck:: Let do, would you?

2006-03-16 [Lust]: *growls* I hate you.

2006-03-16 [Jino]: Hate ME? Why?

2006-03-16 [Lust]: Its easy... And I cant seem to even be able to bite your finger off... Seash.

2006-03-16 [Jino]: Why don't you try loving me instead? ((as a friend)) And... no, you may not bite my finger off, dear.

2006-03-16 [Lust]: I wanna bite it of... And hey! YOU TRYED TO KILL ME! Seash... Where is the love in that?

2006-03-16 [Jino]: Erm... I did kill you a long time ago... Plus- I didn't try to kill you. I was just trying to make you stop atacking me... I healed you, didn't I?

2006-03-16 [Lust]: You tryed. ANd you did. Seash.. *smacks*

2006-03-17 [Jino]: Ouch. ::huggles::

2006-03-17 [Lust]: Aww! *pokes and hugs bak*

2006-03-17 [Jino]: =P So... Anywho... YOU!!! ::points at family:: START SENDING ME THOSE FUCKING PICS AND TITLES IF YOU WANT ANYTHING DONE!!!

2006-03-17 [Kaze]: You'll never be my real dad.

2006-03-17 [Lust]: LMAO!

2006-03-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: anyone want to see a cool music video?

2006-03-17 [Lust]: O.o of?

2006-03-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: of a cool band

2006-03-17 [Lust]: Called?

2006-03-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: El Manana

2006-03-17 [Lust]: Who?

2006-03-17 [Kaze]: "The male Apple" ..?

2006-03-17 [Lust]: O.o.. BALLS!

2006-03-17 [Voice of the Voiceless]: the gorillaz

2006-03-17 [Lust]: O.o... Ohhh! GORILLAZ!! ...

2006-03-17 [Lust]: o.O

2006-03-17 [Lust]: To bad I dount have sound on this comp..

2006-03-18 [Jino]: ...? =P :D

2006-03-18 [Lust]: ???

2006-03-19 [The Fantastic Elk]: Hey, your finnaly back. :) YAY

2006-03-19 [Lust]: Heh! I AM! Yay!

2006-03-19 [The Fantastic Elk]: *tackles and hugs* I missed yea!!!

2006-03-19 [Lust]: I think everyone sorda has.. *pokes the wiki* Fuck! Dont die on me! Be active people!

2006-03-19 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *pulls up out front in a all black 69 charger r/t, and beeps the horn*

2006-03-19 [Lust]: *blinks* Hello!

2006-03-19 [Voice of the Voiceless]: * he shut off his car and got out* "Hey people"

2006-03-19 [Lust]: o.O *pokes*

2006-03-19 [Voice of the Voiceless]: What? my car? lol

2006-03-19 [W!ld KAT]: yall talk alot,....

2006-03-19 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Street Racers rp If anyones interested.....

2006-03-20 [Lust]: *pokes* We still have rp's to do here.. *sigh*

2006-03-20 [Bran the Blessed]: lol. sup everyone. Been a while since the doc's been here. lol

2006-03-20 [Lust]: Come one could of DIED! *heart attack*

2006-03-20 [Bran the Blessed]: lol. get off the floor boss. Nice fake though.

2006-03-20 [Lust]: Thanks! *stands up slowly* But eh you have to see I do worry >.< You are all my family! And vice versa!

2006-03-20 [Blinded Seraphim]: real comforting boss... :)

2006-03-20 [Bran the Blessed]: yeah i know. Around june i will need to find a temp replacement. You know got Boot camp and Ait coming up soon. But till then everyone come when you hurt.

2006-03-20 [Lust]: Thanks =P And nah, we will wait for you.

2006-03-20 [Bran the Blessed]: Hey can i buy hits on here. lol

2006-03-20 [Lust]: O.o.. Umm..

2006-03-21 [The Fantastic Elk]: It wont lemme log in on elftown :(

2006-03-21 [Bran the Blessed]: just kidding boss

2006-03-21 [W!ld KAT]: sure u were!! *shifty eyes*

2006-03-21 [Bran the Blessed]: :looks down: uhhh yeah i was honest.

2006-03-21 [Voice of the Voiceless]: yes but could some of you atleast check it out or get a couple of your friends to? I mean i am dedicated to the mafias work like as one of the top spies, [Love like Winter.] even said that. Thats the least anyone could do......

2006-03-21 [Lust]: The mafia is dead.

2006-03-21 [Frosty French Fry]: how is it dead?

2006-03-21 [Voice of the Voiceless]: .> someone stabbed it XD

2006-03-21 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: *hides a rusty knife behind his back* seriously, it wasn't me...

2006-03-21 [Jino]: PPL!!! Start sending me those photos and titles!!!

2006-03-21 [Bran the Blessed]: mafia is goin strong boss. its all good

2006-03-21 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *uses alchemy and  electronic blinking signs in the form of fingers poi9nt towards bro.* XD

2006-03-21 [Lust]: I quit. There will be a contest for the new Don soon.

2006-03-22 [bloodmut]: why

2006-03-22 [Frosty French Fry]: umm...why?? and what the fuck sparked this

2006-03-22 [Lust]: I have my reasons.

2006-03-22 [bloodmut]: what are they?

2006-03-22 [Lust]: That isnt important.

2006-03-22 [bloodmut]: yeah it is are don is leaveing us

2006-03-22 [Lust]: ... I'll still be here just not as the Don

2006-03-22 [Frosty French Fry]: ALRIGHT YALL, WE NEED TO MAKE THIS FUCKER MORE ACTIVE.........I WANT EVERYONE IN A HEAD POSTITION TO TAKE A HEAD COUNT AND TELL YOUR PEOPLE TO GET ACTIVE OR GET BOOTED FROM THE FAMILY....

2006-03-22 [Frosty French Fry]: BOSS, YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS GONNA BE ACTIVE, IF THEY CANT GIVE SOME TIME TO THE FAMILY THEN GET THEM OUT......IF THEY HAVENT BEEN ON FOR MORE THAN 15 DAYS, BOOT EM...

2006-03-22 [Frosty French Fry]: And would someone please get a rag and clean up the dust off of this place

2006-03-22 [Jino]: ::gets a rag and broom:: Sure... ::starts cleaning:: BTW, LYN! Don't you dare!

2006-03-22 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *Claps his hand using alchemy and makes all the dust dessimate, turning different things into pure gold and silver* " Is that better matt? Heh"

2006-03-22 [Kaze]: o__o I'll prostitute me up some money, and we can hire dancing clowns! They'll be amusing, and when they aren't funny anymore, we can shoot em. :D

2006-03-22 [Jino]: HAHAHA!!! Sounds fun... Only... don't shoot the clowns... BLOW THEM UP WITH C4 HIDDEN IN PIES!!!

2006-03-22 [Frosty French Fry]: thats what im talkin bout

2006-03-22 [Bran the Blessed]: Hey all. The hospital could always use more helpers. Apply if you want

2006-03-22 [Voice of the Voiceless]: Sorry I'm only top rated spy.

2006-03-23 [Soft as Bone]: *twing* hospitals. i hate even going near one if i can help it (sorry i haven;t been on much)

2006-03-23 [Blinded Seraphim]: *sits down in his chair and pops the top off a bottle of whiskey*

2006-03-23 [W!ld KAT]: *takes the bottle and drinks before forge can smell the whiskey*

2006-03-23 [Jino]: ::smiles, than opens a bottle of beer and takes out a big gun::

2006-03-23 [Lust]: *Chews on his big gun O.O*

2006-03-23 [Blinded Seraphim]: well now that was just rude

2006-03-23 [Soft as Bone]: *grabs to whiskeys and hands one to Forge*

2006-03-23 [bloodmut]: hey i want one too

2006-03-23 [Soft as Bone]: hmmm *looks around and pulls cooler out from under a nearby chair**lifts two fists of whiskey bottles out of it* drinks all around!!! i got plenty

2006-03-23 [bloodmut]: awesome, takes one drink and falls over

2006-03-23 [Soft as Bone]: now don;t go passing out before we all get drunk

2006-03-23 [The Darkness of your soul]: hi

2006-03-23 [Soft as Bone]: hey! want a drink?

2006-03-23 [Lust]:

I need a new don now. Any sugestions?

2006-03-23 [Soft as Bone]: a new don?!?! why?

2006-03-23 [Kaze]: <img:http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:XgikxwxP3s0rTM:content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f4/200px-Donald_duck_stor_121201c.jpg> Donald Duck..?

2006-03-23 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: LMAO niiiice... and yeah... a new don???

2006-03-23 [Lust]: Yes.

2006-03-24 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: What for?

2006-03-24 [bloodmut]: lynney you should pick if anything like handing it down if you must

2006-03-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Lynney, just pickle someone

2006-03-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: i speak for everyone when i say you will be sorely missed boss

2006-03-24 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: No way. Don't tell me Lynney's getting banned again.

2006-03-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: no, i thinkk shes leaving voluntarily this time

2006-03-24 [Frosty French Fry]: ya

2006-03-24 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: Damn, for real!? *leans back* That sucks. I just took a look at her house. She's awesome. Those elfpack staff are d*ckheads, chasing her off like that...

2006-03-24 [Lust]: I'm leaving because I have been getting stupid messages that hurt me. And I can not take what people are saying. And many of the guards do not want me here. Also I have been reported already several times for stupid things, or so I have been informed on that. I am not a good Don for the mafia, there should be some one else who can take care of it well. I may be banned again at any time.

2006-03-24 [Lust]: And so – I decided it is best to leave. I know you fought so hard but obviously there is something wrong with me and I am not wanted here anyways. As I am told, “This isn’t your second chance, the only reason you’re here is luck because people want you here. One fuck up and your gone.” 

2006-03-24 [Lust]: The mafia means a lot to me and I cant just hand it over to anyone. These wiki’s mean something to me… I need to know the person is going to volunteer time and want to help the mafia grow and expand and not get mowed over. I want the owner to spend time with the members and so on. Sorry.. I know I disappoint everyone.. But it is what I am good at.

2006-03-24 [W!ld KAT]: gonna miss you lynn,....big time

2006-03-24 [Frosty French Fry]: ditto...tons and tons

2006-03-24 [Lust]: One one main reason I am going... [SimpleAnnie] She decided to corner me. I was being rude in a wiki or so said. When I think I was fine and [Malve] sees I did nothing wrong. But I sent [SimpleAnnie] a coment and she said I insulted some one. To prove I didnt I posted it in my house and then I got in trouble for that. So yeah. =)

2006-03-24 [Jino]: :'( Well... Make a poll about it and let the Mafia Members pick their new leader. NO ONE MAY VOTE FOR THEMSELVES. Make a list of the ones you think can handle it first.

2006-03-24 [Lust]: Cutest Girl Award I hope we make the right choice on who to vote for..

2006-03-24 [bloodmut]: give us the names of all the people who were invovled of banning you

2006-03-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: Arent you paying attention? shes leaving of her own free will

2006-03-24 [Frosty French Fry]: ya...this bites big time

2006-03-24 [Voice of the Voiceless]: .......

2006-03-24 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: *starts to walk out* Just make sure the new don knows about my old Yakuza traditions...

2006-03-24 [Frosty French Fry]: well, I agree with [Jino] on this one...if its come down to her leaving then lets take a vote

2006-03-24 [bloodmut]: she leaving cause she feels she being push out

2006-03-24 [Frosty French Fry]: apparently

2006-03-24 [Lust]: Guys. Do this for me. Please. I mean it. Cutest Girl Award I hope we make the right choice on who to vote for..

2006-03-24 [Lust]: To vote aply and say you want to too [Elfpack Awards] ...

2006-03-25 [B-Raz]: don't worry you'll win easy cause you have to be the cutest girl there

2006-03-25 [Lust]: I'm in second, soon third.

2006-03-25 [Soft as Bone]: i;m sorry this is happening to you [Lust]. i wish that people didn;t have to be so crule to others. if you think it is best for you to go i won;t question thaty, but remember you will always be missed by those who were very happy to have known you

2006-03-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: it wont let me vote

2006-03-25 [Lust]: Message [Elfpack Awards] saying you want to be apart of the awards and you should get a message next time he is on and then you can vote.

2006-03-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh...

2006-03-25 [Lust]: Its okay.

2006-03-26 [Lust]: I think everyone should be happy for me right now. I have almost everything I need to be a life guard except my last course. And I was called up today and they asked, almost begged me to take it. They need some one to work at the pool - bad. And they chose me <3 It's on monday to probaly wednessday from 8am to probalu 4pm... Its gonna be a fuckin work out! Wish me luck all... Maybe its what I need.. You all know?

2006-03-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: well i only wish you the best of luck boss

2006-03-26 [Lust]: Gah thing is I smoke and shit, which is going to slow my endurance down. If i am slow I'm going to have to make her a deal that I will stop and get into shape and shit... No more drinking or nuttin!

2006-03-26 [Jino]: You do that if you can't handle it...

2006-03-26 [Lust]: Heh..

2006-03-27 [Jino]: ^_^ GO LYNNEY! GO LYNEY! :does silly dance:: SAVE LIVES... SAVE LIVES... ::sings all that while doing the silly dance::

2006-03-27 [Lust]: LMAO!! =) Thanks.. *hugs*

2006-03-27 [Jino]: ::hugs back::

2006-03-27 [Lust]: *humps*

2006-03-27 [Jino]: ::goes:"...?"::

2006-03-27 [Lust]: Lmao! Sorry! Single.. Erm.. It gets to you...

2006-03-27 [Voice of the Voiceless]:   o.o

2006-03-27 [Jino]: <(O.o<) (>O.O<) (>o.O)>

2006-03-27 [Lust]: Whoo dance! I wanna dance.. Some one dance with me!

2006-03-27 [Frosty French Fry]: *dances with Lynney*

2006-03-27 [Lust]: YAY!!!! *dances with him well* ^-^

2006-03-28 [W!ld KAT]: yall are crazy,

2006-03-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: thank you :P

2006-03-28 [Lust]: Your welcome..!? (I'm being strange.. I know!)

2006-03-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: i dont mind being called crazy

2006-03-28 [W!ld KAT]: i know, and so am i so it was a compliment of sorts i guess

2006-03-28 [Frosty French Fry]: *still dancing*

2006-03-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: ¿

2006-03-28 [Lust]: *also still dancing* Wee!

2006-03-28 [Kaze]: *hucks cheese slices at all*

2006-03-28 [Lust]: *eats* YUM! *dances still*

2006-03-28 [Kaze]: dang.. v__v *runs out to prostitute himself more cheese*

2006-03-28 [Lust]: ... *thinks about raping him..*

2006-03-28 [W!ld KAT]: *sits in corner jammin to hawthorne heights and fall out boy*

2006-03-28 [Lust]: *ish tired from all the work she did today..*

2006-03-28 [W!ld KAT]: *looks at lynn and offers a set of spare headfones*

2006-03-28 [Lust]: *dances to what ever they are still dances to, so has to refuse or may go ouda timing*

2006-03-28 [W!ld KAT]: *shrigs, goes back to jammin and falls asleep*

2006-03-29 [Lust]: *dancing, tucks her in quickly in a blankie, and keeps a dancing*

2006-03-29 [W!ld KAT]: *sleep talks* so how was your day?

2006-03-29 [Lust]: *Talks back anywho* Oh fine really, I'm sore with my NLS! But that is a good thing, I mean you know? I cant get two physicals which sucks but if I dont get the tomarrow I will get two weeks to be able to get them, so I should be able to do it! And yeah.. My mental and first aid are great! I actually had to lifeguard because they were short a few life guards and the pool was overly crouded, I got to yell at kids! I loved it! <3

2006-03-29 [W!ld KAT]: *still sleep talking* sounds fun! i get to give blood tomorrow for the first time

2006-03-29 [Kaze]: Everytime I try to give blood, they tell me "they're closed" Apparently my blood isn't good enough for them.

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