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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-02-21 [Deadly Pacifist]: *sniff sniff* yes someone did... thas just gross *jumps out the window*

2006-02-21 [Invader Havoc]: luckily I am sick... I can't smell or sniff atol

2006-02-21 [W!ld KAT]: my allergies are actin up so i cant smell at all,....

2006-02-21 [Deadly Pacifist]: *looks into the window* thas horrible anyone got any cotton balls i dont wanna stand out here all night?

2006-02-21 [W!ld KAT]: put twinkies in your nose!

2006-02-21 [Invader Havoc]: here ya go *hands assassin two cotton balls*

2006-02-21 [W!ld KAT]: awww,...it woulda been funny to see the white stuff in his nose!! lol :P

2006-02-21 [Invader Havoc]: though... I could just give you this... *pulls out a small purple pill* my own creation.... you wouldn't smell anything for about 2-4 hours

2006-02-21 [Deadly Pacifist]: :P thank you Lauryll *puts cotton balls in nose and hops back in*

2006-02-21 [Invader Havoc]: somebody told me my display name was too goth-y *cries*

2006-02-21 [Deadly Pacifist]: *looks at pills*..... i like cotton balls

2006-02-21 [W!ld KAT]: now why would they say that?

2006-02-21 [Invader Havoc]: and np, sure you don't wanna try my newest pill? it's been tested so I know there aren't any harmful effects... anymore

2006-02-21 [Invader Havoc]: I don't really know... I just write my display names, cause I get hooks for songs and poems and can't write around them

2006-02-21 [Deadly Pacifist]: fine... give me the pill... and how is ur display name gothy?

2006-02-21 [Deadly Pacifist]: it dont seem gothy... i thought goths were like old skool people?

2006-02-21 [Invader Havoc]: I dunno... here ya go... sorry I gotta run... gotta go to detroit and be back in the morning... someone has been... disgracing my family name... byez

2006-02-21 [Deadly Pacifist]: old skool like knights.... that sacked rome

2006-02-21 [The Darkness of your soul]: hi

2006-02-21 [Frosty French Fry]:

Lynneys info: Yahoo is demonlynney  MSN is demon-vixen@hotmail.com

2006-02-22 [Blinded Seraphim]: love the bullet border by the way

2006-02-22 [Frosty French Fry]: Thank you

2006-02-22 [Blinded Seraphim]: you am welcome

2006-02-22 [Frosty French Fry]: This whole thing is done right? the whole cat fight between those 2 people

2006-02-22 [Blinded Seraphim]: hell if i know

2006-02-22 [Frosty French Fry]: I was tryin to find people...but im like..ya know..it was prolly a cat fight...so im done....moving on to more important shit like Lynney

2006-02-22 [Invader Havoc]: hi all what's up?

2006-02-22 [Love like Winter.]: Hey!

2006-02-22 [Frosty French Fry]: not alot...what up

2006-02-22 [Love like Winter.]: I'm in the bar (getting drunk! not really :S lol).. Haha, how about you?

2006-02-22 [Frosty French Fry]: nothin much....Like my bullets up there?

2006-02-22 [Love like Winter.]: Very spiffy ^_^ looks like a serious mafia now..

2006-02-22 [Frosty French Fry]: lol

2006-02-22 [Invader Havoc]: cha well I gotta run... my pc is being a bitch... Later!

2006-02-22 [W!ld KAT]: chickenz!!!!

2006-02-23 [zoloftzantac]: Where? I wanna eat some chickenz!

2006-02-23 [Love like Winter.]: .< Poor chickens... :(

2006-02-23 [Voice of the Voiceless]: XD

2006-02-23 [Invader Havoc]: WTF?!?!? I like Cock! (male chicken you pervs! lmao)

2006-02-23 [Kaze]: I hear what I want to hear.

2006-02-23 [zoloftzantac]: ... well, it just so happens that I've got some right here and .... ummm, errr .... oh, you meant chickens, nevermind :p

2006-02-23 [Kaze]: It seems everytime I go to a nice restaurant, I always end up getting me some cock. I wonder why that is ... <.<;;;

2006-02-24 [Deadly Pacifist]: maybe its cuz its so tatsty... like pepsi bottles

2006-02-24 [Lyfe and Death]: can i join, and im serious this time

2006-02-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: youd have to ask pimpin

2006-02-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Well..I dont have a problem with it...

2006-02-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: what position were you planning on applying for?

2006-02-24 [Frosty French Fry]: I was just gonna say the same thing

2006-02-25 [Invader Havoc]: really zoloft? that kind of Cock is ALSO very delicious hehehehehehe

2006-02-25 [The Darkness of your soul]: hi

2006-02-25 [Frosty French Fry]: ok yall..take it to the closet..

2006-02-25 [zoloftzantac]: Look me up when you are 18 hun, I've got all you can eat ;)

2006-02-25 [Love like Winter.]: >.<

2006-02-25 [W!ld KAT]: boo yall!! how's everyone today?

2006-02-25 [zoloftzantac]: Oh my god, did I say that? *tries to compose himself* Good morning Angel!

2006-02-26 [Invader Havoc]: *blushes* Angel, he is hurting my "virgin" ears LMFAO [yeah... me... virgin ears...]

2006-02-26 [Soft as Bone]: wow, things are getting hot and heeavy at the mafia...

2006-02-26 [Frosty French Fry]: *shakes head*....From now on, discussions like that need to happen in the bar or the closet.....

2006-02-26 [Frosty French Fry]: Lets try and keep this page clean eh...more "Professional" you might say

2006-02-26 [Love like Winter.]: *huggles Matt for saying what I was thinking*

2006-02-26 [Frosty French Fry]: *hugs*....

2006-02-27 [zoloftzantac]: *wanders back to the bar*

2006-02-27 [W!ld KAT]: yall are too censored,....* runs and hides in closet *

2006-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: No, not censored.....Just wanna keep this area lookin good

2006-02-27 [Kaze]: <.<;; *locks said closet* well that was easy. *flutters off*

2006-02-27 [W!ld KAT]: *picks lock and walks calmly to bar* :P

2006-02-27 [Kaze]: *mouth ajar* But.... What th... I di.... Shiggi... oh whatever.. *curls up on the floor to sleep*

2006-02-27 [W!ld KAT]: *sneaks over next to kaze* what? didnt think a girl could pick a lock?

2006-02-27 [Kaze]: No, I just wondered why there was a keyhole on the inside of a closet. *prods yer knees*

2006-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: *sits at a desk* ...

2006-02-27 [W!ld KAT]: *tickles kaze* if there's a key hole on the outside theere's one on the inside,.....

2006-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: I will have to fix that.....that closet is the storage place for Rats...

2006-02-27 [Kaze]: But... really... who needs a lock on the INSIDE of a closet, really now. Ack! *scurries off*

2006-02-27 [W!ld KAT]: *rolls on floor laughing then sits up real fast and looks at matt* hey i have a question,....

2006-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: what

2006-02-27 [W!ld KAT]: whatever became of your office?

2006-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: who knows...it might still be there....

2006-02-27 [W!ld KAT]: just sitting?

2006-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: ya i guess

2006-02-27 [W!ld KAT]: that's not very good,,...anyways what's up?

2006-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: not shit..as always

2006-02-28 [Kaze]: Well that's not always a bad thing. Think about it. If shit WERE up, then you'd need a plumber who can defy gravity.

2006-02-28 [Frosty French Fry]: wow.....hahahahahahahahahahaha

2006-02-28 [Kaze]: I, myself, am a Quantum Mechanic, I can fix quantum like nobody's business. :3

2006-02-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: ...yer all nuts...and thats coming from me, sad aint it?

2006-02-28 [Love like Winter.]: Mwahahahahahaha!!! *cough, splutter, choke, die*

2006-02-28 [Blinded Seraphim]: ...okay then

2006-02-28 [Love like Winter.]: *has died, no one cares.*

2006-02-28 [zoloftzantac]: *49 mins after [Love like Winter.] died], [zoloftzantac] sobers up enough to notice* umm .... huh? *wakes up* OMG! what happened to [Love like Winter.]! ,v_v

2006-02-28 [Kaze]: *walks around randomly stabbing walls*

2006-03-01 [Jino]: Hm... This place... Looks familiar...

2006-03-01 [Blinded Seraphim]: Can i help you?

2006-03-01 [Kaze]: *repeatedly walks into a wall*

2006-03-01 [Love like Winter.]: *is still dead*

2006-03-01 [Kaze]: ...... *starts to swipe her shoes*

2006-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: *grabs Erins shoes from you and puts them back on Erin* She aint dead..*picks Erin up and puts her on the couch* She has bouts of this...she will wake up soon enough

2006-03-01 [Kaze]: o.O? ..... well until then, I get her shoes. <.<;; *scurries*

2006-03-01 [zoloftzantac]: *puts a pretty lily down next to [Love like Winter.]* We'll miss you :(

2006-03-01 [Love like Winter.]: *raises at the thought of my converse being stolen* Oh no you don't! *grabs them back* Grrrrr!

2006-03-01 [Kaze]: v__v  who knew the secret to raising the dead was coincidentally my favorite hobby.

2006-03-02 [W!ld KAT]: yall are nutz,.....absolutely insane,....

2006-03-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: I concur...if only there was mafia work to do...things have really duled down since boss got tossed out

2006-03-02 [Frosty French Fry]: hell if I had access to more stuff I would try to make everything more "lively"....

2006-03-02 [zoloftzantac]: Good points, until such time as we can bust [Lust] out of jail we need a leader. I nominate [Frosty French Fry] as acting Don until such said time (I can transfer owner ship of all the wiki pages to the new Don)

2006-03-02 [itweetinHEELS]: sorry i've been absent, i was taking care of my daughter

2006-03-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: are you saying you need the password big?

2006-03-02 [W!ld KAT]: give it to em!!

2006-03-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: I'd be happy to...ill send you a message big with the password

2006-03-02 [W!ld KAT]: that's good,...so what's up yall?

2006-03-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: im just killing time until my next class

2006-03-02 [Kaze]: you leave him be, what did time do to you?

2006-03-02 [Blinded Seraphim]: *shakes his head*

2006-03-02 [Kaze]: <.<;;; I have to go now, my planet needs me. *floats upward*

2006-03-03 [Jino]: Hey, does [Lust] come around?

2006-03-03 [zoloftzantac]: [Jino]: Sorry to be the one to bring you the bad news, [Lust] has been banned from EP

2006-03-03 [STYLE-LAB]: Lynney says to find [Jino] a good place in the mafia, he is loyal on et mafia so can be trusted in the ep mafia.

2006-03-03 [Blinded Seraphim]: Well, jino has to apply to the head of the division she wishes to apply for, we all knw that

2006-03-05 [STYLE-LAB]: Of course =)

2006-03-06 [Blinded Seraphim]: if he were to decide to apply to my branch however...i wouldnt reject him

2006-03-07 [Jino]: Heh! I was thinking of applying for a Sweeper... I'll decide what I want to be here... Just gotta find time to sit down behind the old PC.

2006-03-07 [Kaze]: Nobody wants my job. :3

2006-03-07 [W!ld KAT]: i could do your job with one arm

2006-03-07 [Kaze]: You only say that because you have a vagina.

2006-03-07 [W!ld KAT]: so? it gets the work done dont it?

2006-03-07 [Deadly Pacifist]: that could of got messy

2006-03-07 [Kaze]: Nobody liked my vagina, that's why.

2006-03-07 [Deadly Pacifist]: lol ur porr vagina

2006-03-07 [Kaze]: <.<;;; I really wonder if you think I'm kidding or not. I really, really do.

2006-03-07 [zoloftzantac]: damn [Kaze], you must have a magical mangina

2006-03-07 [Kaze]: Its not magical. And it doesn't exist anymore, it healed over. v__v

2006-03-08 [zoloftzantac]: o.O

2006-03-08 [Kaze]: <.<;; Dare I post a picture of said vagina hole..?

2006-03-09 [zoloftzantac]: ummm .... have I seen you on rotten.com?

2006-03-09 [Kaze]: No. But that's an interesting idea..

2006-03-10 [W!ld KAT]: yall r crazy,....

2006-03-10 [Frosty French Fry]: *sigh*....my my

2006-03-10 [The Darkness of your soul]: hi.

2006-03-10 [Blinded Seraphim]: I muct agree with texas, things are so much looser without the don

2006-03-12 [Lust]: LMAO! Kaze! Stop scaring everyone! I'm back to make you all suffer! Everyone, 30 pushups! NOW NOW NOW! GO GO GO! *whips*

2006-03-12 [Voice of the Voiceless]: *hideds in a shadowy area from her* o.o

2006-03-12 [Lust]: I see you! Get your ass moving! *snaps the whip*

2006-03-12 [Voice of the Voiceless]:    <----  >=) likes girls with whips

2006-03-12 [Lust]: LMAO!!!

2006-03-12 [Voice of the Voiceless]: hehe....o.o so how ya been?

2006-03-12 [Lust]: So so. Heh, And you?

2006-03-12 [Voice of the Voiceless]: good, but hey i g2g

2006-03-12 [Lust]: laters!

2006-03-12 [Soft as Bone]: hey, lynney. it;s good to have you back!!!

2006-03-12 [Lust]: Thank you! *huggles*

2006-03-13 [Blinded Seraphim]: Good to have ya back boss

2006-03-13 [Lust]: Thank you! *hugs!!*

2006-03-13 [Blinded Seraphim]: your welcome *hugs back*

2006-03-13 [Lust]: ^-^

2006-03-13 [Lust]: Aww thanks

2006-03-13 [itweetinHEELS]: sorry i've been absent.It's the kids,lol.

2006-03-13 [Lust]: I have been as well.. WOW!

2006-03-13 [Lust]: but no kids!

2006-03-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: id sure hope not XD

2006-03-14 [Lust]: lmao..!

2006-03-14 [Deadly Pacifist]: cookies are good for the lungs says dr manoth

2006-03-14 [B-Raz]: lol well then I like that docter lol and welcome back boss :D

2006-03-14 [Deadly Pacifist]: heck yes.... that doctor is cool.... and also.... milk is good for u nose

2006-03-14 [Lust]: Cookie!? WHERE!

2006-03-14 [Deadly Pacifist]: in the corner of the last room in the hotel

2006-03-14 [B-Raz]: *grabs cookies goes into a closet and eats them*

2006-03-14 [Deadly Pacifist]: it looks like braz beat you :P but i have more i am the cookie dispenser its my job....

2006-03-14 [B-Raz]: lol cool lol

2006-03-14 [Lust]: I.. Wanna.. COOKIE!

2006-03-14 [zoloftzantac]: *gives [Lust] his own cookie that he was saving for later*

2006-03-14 [Lust]: *chows down* THANK YOU! *kiss*

2006-03-14 [Voice of the Voiceless]: He had the cookie in his pocket. XD

2006-03-14 [Jino]: Yo, Lyn, any idea what I should apply for? do you have a personal bodyguard yet?

2006-03-14 [Lust]: Take a look.

2006-03-14 [Jino]: BTW, what IS a problem solver?

2006-03-14 [Lust]: Erm.. *looks to tim..* Umm.. Solves misterys like a detective? .. *Waits to ask him..*

2006-03-14 [Jino]: Cool. But... Can I be a sweeper here as well?

2006-03-14 [Lust]: O.o *nods* Even though I dont even know what that is..

2006-03-14 [Jino]: Well... you get your assassins and you get your sweepers. Assassin:Goes there, finds the man, kills him. nice and quiet, as undetected as possible, with the least of casualties.    Sweeper:Finds the place. Kills anyone that stands in his way. Kills whoever is in debt of the mafia. Leaves.      Think: A ninja and a tank. Sweepers are the tanks. Although there are some times, when it's hart to tell one from the other, and they often have to work together.

2006-03-14 [Lust]: I WANNA BE A NINJA! *betends to get ina sneeky fighting stance* hiii YAHHHH! O.o *kicks Jino*

2006-03-14 [Jino]: ::blocks your kick and grabs your leg:: Now, now, boss... You know better. ::smiles, a cold, sadisticly-fun smile::

2006-03-14 [Lust]: O.O *pokes your nose* Sadly, but really I havnt gave you a hard time sense I turned boss. Soo.. *Gives the same smile back*

2006-03-14 [Jino]: Oh? So what? you're suggesting to go to the gym and you try to beat my sorry ass? Hm... Am i allowed to do the same? ::lifts your leg, therefore unalancing you, so you fall on your back::

2006-03-14 [Lust]: *Looks up at him, kicking betwen his legs* O.O Noo.. I get to beat on you and you cant defend yourself! I like that Idea!

2006-03-14 [Jino]: ::grabs her leg right befor it hits:: sorry... no dice. ::smiles and tries to kick her in the other knee, trying to get her out of ballance again::

2006-03-14 [Lust]: *turns on the ground, grabbing his leg, bitting into it as hard as she can* O.O

2006-03-14 [Jino]: Ouch. ::takes out a gun and shoots her in the left hand::

2006-03-14 [Lust]: OH MY FUCKIN GOD! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FUCKIN FOR!!! *grabs her hand, bitting as hard as sh could back into his leg*

2006-03-14 [Jino]: So you can let go of my leg? ::shoots the same hand, only this time in the shoulder:: Boss, let go of my leg...

2006-03-14 [Lust]: *twitches* That.. hurt... Okay! Fine.. I'll get you when you least expect it.. But right now... OH MY FUCKIN GOD! I think I'm gonna die...! *twitches more*

2006-03-14 [Jino]: :summons up a healing spell and heals Lyn:: There you go, boss... good as new...

2006-03-14 [zoloftzantac]: *rushes in* [Lust]!?! Are you okay?!? I heard a shot and then screaming ...

2006-03-14 [Jino]: She's OK, don't worry about her... I healed her...

2006-03-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: Good work jino

2006-03-14 [zoloftzantac]: right .... that's why there is blood all over the place and [Lust] is curled up in a ball, not saying anything.

2006-03-14 [Jino]: Well... she attacked me. We have a sort of a history me and her... Before I became Head Assassin and Sweeper in the ETMafia... And before she became Don there... I was ordered to kill her... And... Well... I still don't give a damn much if she's the Don or not... Although... I'm a loyal bastard. I'll do horrible stuff to whoever does this to her, who doesn't have a reason...

2006-03-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: Just remember jino, if you do it again, i can get my hacds on some fun toys too...

2006-03-14 [Jino]: Hehehe! No doubt about it! I mean... Even your name shows it... but still- you'll see... she won't be too mad at me... She should have gotten used to this by now...

2006-03-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: Just dont do it again...we are all very attached to our leader

2006-03-14 [Jino]: So am I. Otherwise I wouldn't have joined... ^_^ OK! I'll try to be... A little more careful and cold-blooded...

2006-03-14 [Blinded Seraphim]: very good. just remember the rules, do not ever hurt another member of the family

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