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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-02-11 [B-Raz]: why wouldn't you be?

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: *goes inside all wet and lays on the floor*

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: i dont care if you stay pimpin

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Matt, its fine. I'm going anyways.

2006-02-11 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *wonders off to the bar*

2006-02-11 [B-Raz]: ok what did I miss?

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: Lynney doesnt like me anymore

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: *sleeps on the floor*.......She likes everyone..

2006-02-11 [B-Raz]: why do you say that pimpin?

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: cause she doesnt...she wont talk to me

2006-02-11 [B-Raz]: well do you try to talk to her?

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: um...

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: If you try and talk to her, mybe she will talk to you......

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: I have messaged her like 3 times......but whatever.....[W!ld KAT] is the new head assassin, I think Im resigning

2006-02-11 [Lust]: No. You are not.

2006-02-11 [B-Raz]: no you can't do that

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: dont do that

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: hmmmm..

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: Why shouldnt I

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Because I fuckin said so, okay. This time fuckin listen to me for god damn once. Fuck.

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: I don't know..People here like you man. Just stay and be cool.

2006-02-11 [Love like Winter.]: *runs in the corner and curls into a ball*

2006-02-11 [Eyes of the Reaper]: *sigh* C'mon people... This thing is getting heated and it doesn't need to get that way...

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: Pals?? Amigos?? Buds?? Comon..Im trying here.

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: *puts hands over ears *

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: fine...I quit

2006-02-11 [Lust]: I only got one, and only one I didnt respond to, which was this

2006-02-11 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Quitting is quitting, but your family will never quit on you...

2006-02-11 [Lust]: LYNNEY..CHILL THE FUCK OUT NO I DIDNT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT, I HAD ALOT OF OTHER SHIT GOIN ON LAST NIGHT! .I didnt have to think about anything

2006-02-11 [Lust]: I didnt feel I had to respond to that, only one I got that I didnt respond to. So stop this bullshit.

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]:

STOP PLEASE

Sorry..had to tdo that..Pals?? AMigos?? Why cannt we be friends?

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: ok...whatever..Im losin it...I only sent that one...im goin crazy...now i really feel that I should resign

2006-02-11 [Lust]: Fuck this, bye.

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: dont do that, family members dont resign

2006-02-11 [Love like Winter.]: *cries*

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: Well Your right, they dont. *hands you a gun*...They either get killed or they stay for life or get put in jail.....SHOOT ME!

2006-02-11 [B-Raz]: ok you two need to stop this RIGHT NOW!!!! you two shouldn't be fighting over something like this so just calm down

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: fuck you do yourshelf

2006-02-11 [skullhead]: I get in and she life's

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: *takes gun*....thanks for helpin me.FAMILY!

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: SHUT THE F*CK UP [The Darkness of your soul] you have no bussiness in this argument...*takes gun outta your hand* FUck this *throws it fdar* Calm down and NO, noones gonna shot you.

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: *takes gun away* dont be fucking stuipd

2006-02-11 [B-Raz]: matt don't do it

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: *pulls another gun out and fires it in the air*...ALRIGHT..EVERYONE! CHILL OUT!...everyone just STOP for a minute

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: *hands out his hand* GImmie the gun Pimpin. Comon man.

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: You are not taking my gun........I aint gonna shoot myself...I will find someone to do it

2006-02-11 [Love like Winter.]: *sits at a table, in the dark corner looking very somber*

2006-02-11 [B-Raz]: matt you won't find anyone here that will do that

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: *walks over to the table and sits down next to RG* Whats wrong hunny?

2006-02-11 [Voice of the Voiceless]: * heh lemme see it ill do something useful with it*

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: *puts gun away*

2006-02-11 [Love like Winter.]: Its everything here.. Its got a bad atmosphere at the moment...

2006-02-11 [Voice of the Voiceless]: " good, i'll be in the bar if anyone needs me"

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: same here

2006-02-11 [Frosty French Fry]: Well, dont worry about it...as soon as I walk out that door it will all be fine...*hugs*...*gets up and walks out the door*

2006-02-11 [Love like Winter.]: *watches him walk out looking depressed*

2006-02-11 [B-Raz]: *follows matt*

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: *follows b following matt* i cant beleive this,...

2006-02-11 [B-Raz]: *turns around and sees angel* it sucks huh

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: yeah, big mutha fuckin time,...

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: yep

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: i just hope he comes back soon,....

2006-02-11 [The Darkness of your soul]: me too

2006-02-11 [W!ld KAT]: yeah,...

2006-02-12 [Invader Havoc]: *walks in and looks around...* "What just happened?"

2006-02-12 [zoloftzantac]: I'm not sure, I think somebody gave [Frosty French Fry] some bad acid ... let him sleep it off.

2006-02-12 [Invader Havoc]: ah ok, I know how that can fuck ya up

2006-02-12 [Frosty French Fry]: aint no one give me any bad acid..what the fuck...

2006-02-12 [Love like Winter.]: o,O

2006-02-12 [nevermonegone]: Ahhh... *Joins..* o_O Le Joinage.

2006-02-12 [Lust]: O.O

2006-02-12 [Invader Havoc]: ok [Frosty French Fry] if you say so

2006-02-12 [Invader Havoc]: *Looks around* so this is The Family... a lot nicer than I was told

2006-02-12 [Invader Havoc]: and a lot less dysfunctional than my own LMAO

2006-02-12 [Lust]: Who said that we were mean?

2006-02-12 [Soft as Bone]: hey...*looks around* wow, usual huh?

2006-02-12 [Draconius]: *sits up in chair and lefts hat and grips one hand on sword* So this is what goes on in here? By the way Lynn what kind of entertaining did you want to go on here?

2006-02-12 [Invader Havoc]: I just think The Family will be... beneficial to me, as i will be to it

2006-02-12 [Lust]: Just having you around is enough entertaining for me. HAH!      This family is very nice to each others members. And it will stay that way, to others, I dont give a fuck what you to do others, keep it illigal or we get the pigs on us =P Sunrose must hate me.. ERM!

2006-02-13 [nevermonegone]: <Poked everyone.> Muwahahahahaha.

2006-02-13 [Soft as Bone]: ah!! *pokes you back*

2006-02-13 [W!ld KAT]: what it is yall? hey!! poking is my thing! O.O *pokes everyone*

2006-02-13 [Lust]: Everyone pokes now days... I was the original, but yeah! =P

2006-02-13 [W!ld KAT]: lol, what's up yall?

2006-02-13 [Lust]: *points up*

2006-02-13 [W!ld KAT]: duh! what's goin on?

2006-02-13 [Lust]: Nuttin much.

2006-02-13 [W!ld KAT]: fun fun,...has matt talked to you?

2006-02-13 [Lust]: ...

2006-02-13 [W!ld KAT]: is that a yes or a no? cuz i'm hopin a no,...

2006-02-13 [Lust]: Why?

2006-02-13 [W!ld KAT]: cuz,...i'll tell ya later,...i'ma go to bed right now,...bye

2006-02-13 [Lust]: .... k?

2006-02-13 [Bran the Blessed]: that was strange

2006-02-13 [Lust]: I have to agree

2006-02-13 [Bran the Blessed]: ahhh well i guess its just another day in the mafia

2006-02-13 [Lust]: o.o uh huh

2006-02-13 [The Fantastic Elk]:

I LUUUUUUUUV YOU ALL

[xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo]

2006-02-13 [Soft as Bone]: ...do i know you??

2006-02-13 [the_puetzj]: im disturbed

2006-02-13 [Kaze]: I'm John. =D

2006-02-13 [Voice of the Voiceless]: * throws a papaer ball at John*

2006-02-13 [Lust]: Lmao!!!!!! Leave John alone!

2006-02-13 [Kaze]: *eats ball of papaer and spits out a dictionary* :p

2006-02-13 [Lust]: Tasty!

2006-02-14 [W!ld KAT]: whoa,...i gotta come in here more often,...i miss some crazy shit,...

2006-02-14 [Kaze]: Like waffles.

2006-02-14 [W!ld KAT]: chicken and orange tic-tacs

2006-02-14 [Lust]: o.O

2006-02-14 [Frosty French Fry]: IM RETIRED NOW. Its been good, but its time I move on, I shall say hi from time to time, maybe more. You have all been good to me. Take care and good luck.

2006-02-14 [Soft as Bone]: awe...*tear* you;re leaving?

2006-02-14 [Frosty French Fry]: im gone...Lynney and I no longer have a good relationship and I decided it was best for her, I have hurt her enough and I dont want to do that anymore

2006-02-14 [Lust]: He's made up his mind. Nothing can be done.

2006-02-14 [Frosty French Fry]: I care too much

2006-02-14 [Lust]: ... If thats the only fuckin reason, what ever. So dramatic.

2006-02-14 [Frosty French Fry]: I have other reasons

2006-02-14 [Lust]: Like?

2006-02-14 [Soft as Bone]: *tear* you will be missed bo others, but if that is what you decide...

2006-02-14 [Frosty French Fry]: eh...

2006-02-14 [W!ld KAT]: *crying wakls up to matt and hugs* i'm really gonna miss ya mate,....

2006-02-14 [Soft as Bone]: *extends a hand in friendship* see ya round (maybe)

2006-02-14 [Kaze]: You need waffles.

2006-02-14 [Soft as Bone]: waffles?

2006-02-14 [Kaze]: In my home country, waffles exist as a sign of friendship, peace, and.... uhm.... err.... forgetfulness. v__v()

2006-02-14 [W!ld KAT]: lol,...maybe i need some,...

2006-02-14 [Kaze]: Leave my home country out of this! >=o

2006-02-14 [W!ld KAT]: yes sir!!

2006-02-14 [Soft as Bone]: ...i haven;t had waffles in years

2006-02-14 [W!ld KAT]: i know,...they sound sooooo good,...*looks at [Kaze] out of the corner of eyes* but i didnt say that,....

2006-02-14 [Soft as Bone]: *whispers*neither did i

2006-02-14 [W!ld KAT]: lol, so what's up?

2006-02-14 [Soft as Bone]: not much. just got through the first, boring, day of drivers seg 2

2006-02-14 [Soft as Bone]: how ;bout you?

2006-02-14 [W!ld KAT]: fixin to go fishin,...

2006-02-14 [Soft as Bone]: awe, lucky! i wish i could go fishing, i haven;t in months

2006-02-14 [Soft as Bone]: where do you fish?

2006-02-14 [W!ld KAT]: creek out on a friends land,...i'ma git aiight? laterz!!

2006-02-15 [Soft as Bone]: later, and good luck on the fish

2006-02-15 [The Fantastic Elk]: I

H[A]T[E]

Valentines Day..Grr

2006-02-15 [Soft as Bone]: yay! another supporter!!!

2006-02-15 [The Fantastic Elk]: lol..yup yup ^_^.

2006-02-15 [skullhead]: <img:http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:a6BJsA1Q0gv-SM:www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/6060/hug.gif> happy v-day

2006-02-15 [Eyes of the Reaper]: V-Day is eeeeebiiiil... *hisses*

2006-02-15 [Invader Havoc]: The only thing I will say about V-day: why should we have a specific day outta the year to be loving? why can't we be that way all year?

2006-02-15 [Yeti love]: Lynney has been baned! Save her! I am her friend! Save Lynney

2006-02-15 [Yeti love]:

Save Lynney

Lynney says to all, "Do it please! Show the love! And Matt is in charge for now."

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: Im in Charge of what?!? This? The Mafia?

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: OK yall, I guess Im in Temporary Control of the Mafia until we can get Lynney back

2006-02-15 [Blinded Seraphim]: Hey yeti, you with the family?

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: I have NO control as to adding names and what not.

2006-02-15 [Yeti love]: I am not, I only get on at lunch, so I dont really go on these sights. Lynney has to direct me what to do. She said. "I will talk to glen and tell him to give you complete control of everything Matt. Try and keep the mafia active until, if, I ever get back"

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: Ok, I will do my best

2006-02-15 [Yeti love]: She says, "Thank you!"

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: Your welcome

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]:

I am asking all Family Members to add their name to Save Lynney

2006-02-15 [Kaze]: .....will there be waffles..?

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: *blinks at you*... No.... but the mafia is pretty screwed without the don! >.<

2006-02-15 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: I added my name...

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: I noticed :) thank you...

2006-02-15 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: No thanks necessary... From what I can tell, the guards seriously f*cked up this time.

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: The Mafia is not screwed RG....I know I left, but for whatever reason Lynney left me in charge and I will take good care of this place

2006-02-15 [Kaze]: I think it was an internal job from the rivals... o___o

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: I was wondering about that

2006-02-15 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: What rivals... I'm slow

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: I didn't mean it like that, Matt, I know you'll look after this place well... But its gonna be weird without Lynney..

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: Ya I know..It will be.........but its all good cause shes gonna be back in NO TIME flat

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: I hope so... *crosses fingers*

2006-02-15 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: *sits there drowning in his ignorance* We actually have rivals...?

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: Yaha, its the other mafia *rolls eyes*..

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: hahaha......There have been alot of new people the past month

2006-02-15 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: Other mafia...? What other mafia...

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: *hissss* they shale not be talked about >.<

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: Im wondering about the new people........

2006-02-15 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: Hmph... *returns to the gym to train*

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: No offense to the new people...but I gotta consider everything

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: What about the new people?

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: If it was an inside job/other mafia......There have been alot of new people that joined the past month

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: I don't think it was the new members, Matt..

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: Your right...it could have been anyone...

2006-02-15 [Voice of the Voiceless]: whats the other mafia?* i mean i am a spy i could find out some information*

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: honestly..I dont even remember

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: Same here...

2006-02-15 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: (LMAO! i guess that's why they're not talked about)

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: (haha, shut up! :P)

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: OMG!! I'm a member of that one too!! :O *is flabbergasted*

2006-02-15 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: (they look stupid...)

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: *shakes head at RG*

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: RG.... Have you forgotten my name already? *sigh*

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: hahaha....nope...I just typed it short hand

2006-02-15 [zoloftzantac]: No way [Love like Winter.]! You are 100% unforgetable! ;)

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: *shakes head at Erin* <--Is that better?

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: awww, shucks :S

2006-02-15 [Voice of the Voiceless]: so that is the rival mafia?

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: OMG! *is having an identity crisis* >.< ach!!

2006-02-15 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: *comes back a few minutes later, exhausted but still standing upright and breathing normally*

2006-02-15 [Deadly Pacifist]: i like salt water taffy :D

2006-02-15 [Love like Winter.]: Errr, the head spy is having an identity crisis and no one cares!!! >.< *runs out in a frenzy!*

2006-02-15 [Frosty French Fry]: *Grabs Erin* Which is it?? [Love like Winter.] or Erin??

2006-02-15 [Sieg Heil!!.PK]: Erin sounds better...

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