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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: ah, thank you

2006-01-24 [Lust]: ^

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: I'll be back. Forge, I'll talk to you bout getting a blade when I do.

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: alright, ill be right here

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Oh yeah, the few I gave the pass word to, dont abuse it.

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: I still have quite the large stock of firearms if any yall need some

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: dont worry, im not one to let power go to my head *Grins*

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: What about auto shotguns Matt?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: I mean it, I will beat you if you abuse it.

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: oo...let me check *heads to back again*

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Well....All I got right now in the way of shotguns is this ----> http://www.benelliusa.com/firearms/images/m4-pistolgrip-large.jpg

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: but I can get a SPAS 12 ---> <img:http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/Spas12.jpg>

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: who wants to take out the dell corporation so i dont have to go back to work again?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: o.O

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Raises his hand* yo!

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Let us not get cought!

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: Back in a flash, so who do i get to kill?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: o.O

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: I'd take the benelli for now.

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: wait...has the weapon dude always been there?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Who? Wha?

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: This guy: [Dead_Alewives] - Weapon Dude

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: i dont remember him bieng there before

2006-01-24 [Lust]: He was, LONG time ago, I dont know what up with him. You can message him asking if he wanst to be on or not.

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: Alrighty then, ill get right on that

2006-01-24 [bloodmut]: hey people I am the new male stripper you want some action just make a comment no guys please

2006-01-24 [Lust]: *nods* And you can surch for new people. Always need new people!

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: mut, ill have to pass because im not gay, but good luck with that, and don, i may have someone in mind...

2006-01-24 [bloodmut]: i think i can find some more to help

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: if you dont mind, i fixed a few typos

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Ohh! People help yes! As long as I get along with them! And thank you, I'm full of mistakes.

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: No problem, all i did was correct spelling and a punctuation error

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh, and can i take my position off of the list for open jobs?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Oh, lmao! Yeah. If I made a mistake yeah.

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: okay then

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Or even just take the head off.

2006-01-24 [bloodmut]: i am kinda intimadated by the dons personal stripper but i will try my best to make anyone happy

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Polishes his sword* just dont give me a lapdance or ill find a creative new sheath for this...

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Erm.. He's my boy friend..

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Curses under his breath* hoping i might get to kill someine for a second there...

2006-01-24 [Lust]: No, [Orestez], my personal striper! But no killing family!

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh, i see...

2006-01-24 [Lust]: .... Yes?

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: nothjing, just thinking out loud

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: hey is there an assasin i need someone to take out my boss

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: I believe the head assassin may be in

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: i want his ass killed he's fucking with my metrics first they are too high now they are too low wtf does he want that motherfucker

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: Im sorry, i was wrong, all of the assassins are signed out

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: fuck that blows fucking monkey dick

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Umm... I'm kinda your boss now.. *blinks slowly*

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: I think he means his exboss.

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: well not you the boss at dell

2006-01-24 [bloodmut]: any women want to have fun?

2006-01-24 [bloodmut]: since no one seems to need me, I'm done for the night, thank you and goodnight

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: wtf im i suppose to bounce i want to fight.....

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: *sips his whiskey and looks around for those nice cuban cigars*

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: who can i fight?

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: If youll excuse me im leaving for the night

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: ~ciao~ Fog

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: *lights up another cigar* I'm not sure Rage, I'm not in the mood tonight.

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: fuck im like ready to fight and i cant fight anyone here or i would lose the job i love so much............*not really* i hate this damn place but the pay is good

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Uhh, what job is that?

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: i work for the dell computer corporation repairing computers while on the phone with people and it fucking sucks

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Sounds like it.

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: oh yeah try it for a day and tell me what you think i mean it pays 20 an hour but damn it sucks

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: No thank you, I already have a job.

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: what do you do?

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: OOC? I'm a firefighter.

2006-01-24 [Lust]: I'm a life guard! I gedda wear a skimpy bathing suit!

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Oooo... lemme see.

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Um, I dont have pictures..

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Well, fine, I don't really need to see anyway, your a taken lady.

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: see i go to smoke and i miss the good stuff....

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: *laughs* You missed naught at all.

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: oh ok......making sure

2006-01-24 [Jentianrysk]: I wanna kill people too, I'm good at it. I was a scout sniper in the USMC, ask rage

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Hah! My perv family! What to do with you all?

2006-01-24 [rage2k5]: what do you mean?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Heh nuttin.

2006-01-24 [the_puetzj]: hey pimp i might be interested in a little something for intimidation purposes what have you got for that

2006-01-24 [Lust]: o.O

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Hey [Fion Faolan], Those revolvers are in, I have 4, well 3 actually, Im keeping one for myself...so let me know. And as for you Mr.Puetz, What did you have in mind exactly?

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Alright I'll take two. That should do me well enough.

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: *sets 2 on the table* Were you still wondering about those shotguns?

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: *puts them in his tactical bag* I'll take three of the Benellis. And I'll buy one of the SPAS 12s when they come in.

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Well I got one Benelli right now, 1 more should be here today

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: The SPAS 12's should also be here today *black sedan pulls up in front of the building*

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: *walks towards door and the car pulls away* hmmph, I see how it is

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: hello everyone, i cant stay long because im in class, just wanted to heck in on everyone

2006-01-24 [Kaze]: O.O  are you guys referring to real weapons... or only "mafia" weapons. Becase as far as weapons go, I have 2 Uzi's, a shot gun (pump action) a pistol, a (broken) Beretta, M9 Dolphin, and a fully automatic M4-SR16 Combine Assault Rifle. =D Dig the capitalization!

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: no, not real weapons

2006-01-24 [Kaze]: dang.. V__V no one ever wants me to shoot shtuff..

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: a broken Beretta huh? whats wrong with it?

2006-01-24 [Kaze]: *laughs* It doesn't shoot..! Nah part of the assembly for where the chamber attatches to the handle, it won't reassemble properly for some reason.. don't really know why <.<;;

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: hmm..that sucks

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Gunsmith.

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Oi, sometimes I wonder what you guys do on your spare time..!

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: haha..if only you knew

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Let us all keep that to our selfs unless needing to share.

2006-01-24 [Kaze]: I shoot my friends, and my brother's chickens with assault rifles. :3

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Spare time?

2006-01-24 [Blinded Seraphim]: ive got plenty of spare time at the moment, im on study hall

2006-01-24 [MallowROTC]: who do i talk to about orderin a weapon

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: Well, I have quite the stock in the back, what are you looking for?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Let the mafia grow, LIVE!

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: What the heck is spare time?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: oi... Time that is spare?

2006-01-24 [Frosty French Fry]: like a spare tire?

2006-01-24 [Lust]: *shrugs*

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Never heard of it.

2006-01-24 [Lust]: Poor you

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Poor? Why, I have plenty of money.

2006-01-24 [Lust]: GIMME!

2006-01-24 [Fion Faolan]: Give you what??

2006-01-25 [Lust]: Money!

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: *takes out a roll* How much do you need?

2006-01-25 [MallowROTC]: well i'm lookin for a springfield .50 or a modifiable M-4, i could live with a m-9 berreta tho

2006-01-25 [Lust]: As much as you wanna give!

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: *counts out three grand in $500 bills* That enough?

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: wait, Springfield makes a .50????

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: Yeah, for defoiliating forests. As well as depopulating them.

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: Could someone show me one, I didnt know that

2006-01-25 [Lust]: *takes* that will do!

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: I don't have a picture. But they are actually fairly common.

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: hmm, well I will try and find one, I can get an M4 pretty easily

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: the beretta should be easy too

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: *shudders at the mention of the beretta*

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: ???

2006-01-25 [MallowROTC]: a springfield .50 cal is a military made sniper rifle that will rip of the head of a target, very gruesome pics if you ever want to see the devestation

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: Is that the recoiless rifle?

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: Why did we shudder at the Beretta

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: My friend had his ear ripped off by a defective beretta.

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: ohhhhh, I see

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: Probably just a freak occurence.

2006-01-25 [Lust]: *counts her money and plans to re decorate the mafia home*

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: greeeaaat

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: Will pink be involved?

2006-01-25 [Lust]: HEY! I want the walls black with red sweerrllyyys O.O I like it! And navy blue funiture! But the carpet will be a dark purple! Dont worry you shall get use to it! *Plans*

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: *returns to drinking his Baileys, and concentrates on blowing smoke rings*

2006-01-25 [Lust]: *mesures things, grining and writing stuff down in a planer* Ohh Ahh!

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: *pours another glass of irish creme*

2006-01-25 [Lust]: *Mesures FF * wait... You dont need anything new, wait... your pants are ugly! New pants! *Goes back to her work!* oi! How about red AND blue twerlls!

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: Oo kay... *looks at his brand new black Propper cargo pants*

2006-01-25 [Lust]: Now thats more like it! *slaps his ass* You tiger you!

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: Ummm.. I always wear these, I've been wearing these since I got here.. *arches his eyebrow and looks at his ass*

2006-01-25 [Lust]: Oi? *Looks at him* Yeah I knew that!

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: Oooo kay...

2006-01-25 [Lust]: You can stop looking at your ass now, it isnt THAT good =P

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: *looks at you pointedly* Sometimes you make no sense..

2006-01-25 [Lust]: Um, better statment, when DO I make sense?

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: hello everyone, have i missed anything important?

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: Hey BOSS!  Where are we located at?!?? Chi-Town?, Miami?, or somewhere else??

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: I assume you are speaking to the don?

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: Yes sir I am

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: I dont believe she is here at the moment

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: I know..but she will read it when she is

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: ah, i suppose that is true

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: yep

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Sits down and polishes his sword*

2006-01-25 [Lust]: Um, I have no clue... *shrugs* Where every you all decide on

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: Miami?

2006-01-25 [Lust]: *shurgs* Sure what ever

2006-01-25 [Fion Faolan]: Ok, I'll ask matt if he's cool with it.

2006-01-25 [Lust]: *shrugs* Make my day

2006-01-25 [the_puetzj]: sorry i guess once a day isnt often enough to get on here but matt i am thinking maybe like a glock 18?

2006-01-25 [Frosty French Fry]: Ohhh, good choice, Lemme see what I can do

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: Hello everyone, any new business to attend to?

2006-01-25 [Lust]: *glares*

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: Is there a problem?

2006-01-25 [Lust]: Of course not.

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: oh, alright then *sits down and drinks from his flask* so whats going on in here today?

2006-01-25 [Lust]: Waiting for two to get back.

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: Who would they be? i dont have mush time myself, im on study hall right now

2006-01-25 [Lust]: You should be studying then O.o

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: for what? im done with most of my stuff

2006-01-25 [Lust]: *shrugs* Meh

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: god im bored...*Flings knives into the ceiling*

2006-01-25 [Lust]: ... Your cleaning up any mess you make!

2006-01-25 [Kaze]: *sucks on gun barrel* <.<

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: i know, *Flicks antoher one up there*

2006-01-25 [Lust]: O.O.. Dont get off to the gun!

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: kaze, you are an odd fellow

2006-01-25 [Lust]: He is awesomes!

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Flicks another blade in the ceiling*

2006-01-25 [Kaze]: *shoots one down*

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: Smart alec, *Flings another one up there

2006-01-25 [Kaze]: *tilts head* *looks up following the pattern*

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: *Puts four blades between his fingers and flings them up, each one sticking next to another*

2006-01-25 [Kaze]: Oh... is it a smilie face..? *stares at the ceiling*

2006-01-25 [Blinded Seraphim]: yup, i suggest you duck...*Snaps his fingers and all the blades fall to the ground*

2006-01-25 [Kaze]: O__O  *holds up a sacrificial duck*

2006-01-25 [Lust]: O.O

2006-01-25 [the_puetzj]: LOL

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Um, tell me when most of you are on. I donated and can put pictures into wikis. I want to talk about a few matters.

2006-01-26 [Lust]: 1) Does some one want to try and design what the mafia and bar looks like, and send me the picture?

2006-01-26 [Lust]: 2) Do we want to have a wiki that shows the pictures of all the members?

2006-01-26 [Lust]: 3) Any ideas on how we can show the mafia to more people and make it more active?

2006-01-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: 1. no comments available. 2. i dont have a pic, 3. perhaps advertisement on the main wiki list

2006-01-26 [Lust]: Where is that

2006-01-26 [Blinded Seraphim]: where the big button labeled wiki takes you

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