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Thank you for being patient with the Mafia. We are now back and ready to fuckin kill. Join our family and be the best in all of elfpack, if not, you are our enemy. Prepare, to simply die.





The Mafia Family





New's on positions!
[Lust] - Don
[Blinded Seraphim] - Vice Don
[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!] - Recruiter, Advertiser, and Events Coordinator
[Voice of the Voiceless] - Bar Owner



If you want to join apply to theThe Mafia Family, if questions talk to the Don[Lust] or the Vice Don [Blinded Seraphim]. Please try and make sure you know what you want to specialize in before you apply! Once joined please visit EP Mafia banners and read the rules at EP Mafia rules. Also enjoy some of the new activities around and have fun!
So for those who need baby steps:
1) Read the list of "Available Positions"
2) Figure out what you want to be.
3) Talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




If unsure of where you wish to apply, talk to [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]

If you feel they have not answered you talk to the Don and find out why you are not on the list.






Available Positions


The Elfpack Mafia Hospital Guard
Barman/maid
Entertainment
Weapon expert
(please specify)
Assassin
Spy
Accountant
Prostitute/Hoe
Head Mafia Goon
Dr. Death's assistants
Tracker/Problem solver
Political adviser
Undercover Operator
Getaway Driver
Snitch
Others of Demolition
Smuggling
Medical Assistants
Sweeper



To make sure no one ends up kicked out of the mafia we are asking for the members to be at least 15-16 and fairly mature. We dont want dumbass' running around. Thank you for your time.






The Mafia World

EP Mafia Banners located here.
EP Mafia Photos - The Elfpack Mafia photo gallery.
EP Mafia Rules located here.
Want somewhere to hang out visit the EP Mafia Bar.
EP Mafia War We want war.
Missions? The Elfpack Missions
The Elfpack Mafia Gym
Some one sick or hurt? The Elfpack Mafia Hospital
The strip Club




The Mafia Polls
Vote to help with the growth of the mafia.





Mafia News


[We also need people to suply ][Lust][ with pictures of - You looking mafia tough, being a hot mafia member, your mafia car, and how you love the mafia! Prize's are being decided!]



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Contest!

Starting December 10th until Jan 7th get the best X-mass picture you can, can be dirty, mafia-ish, cute, what ever you think will win the contest!
And then we will start a "trophy room" and you will be the first winner!
See more at Mafia contests



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2005-02-11 [Lust]: *kills him* better?

2005-02-11 [I dont go here anymore]: can i be head of the *i don't give a shit what anyone says about me* group thats my way of thinkin about life I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!!

2005-02-12 [Lust]: uh huh... pms?

2005-02-12 [Monkey Boy]: lol

2005-02-12 [Lust]: well i guessed

2005-02-12 [sxy random rocker]: thank a you :D xx

2005-02-12 [Monkey Boy]: *hums a little tune*

2005-02-12 [Lust]: *hums louder*

2005-02-12 [Monkey Boy]: :(

2005-02-12 [sxy random rocker]: *joins in on the hummingness* xx

2005-02-13 [Lust]: lmao

2005-02-13 [Lust]: smile timmy

2005-02-13 [Monkey Boy]: everyones out humming me though *crys*

2005-02-13 [STP Lover]: I'll be an assassian

2005-02-13 [Monkey Boy]: ok cool :)

2005-02-14 [Lust]: *hugz timmy* tis kay!!

2005-02-14 [Gecko Graves]: got a hangover hannah baby, jack and coke please! i think i'll stay drunk!

2005-02-14 [sxy random rocker]: okies...i'l serve it you in the bar my darling xx

2005-02-14 [grim death]: hello

2005-02-15 [sxy random rocker]: hiya grim! xx

2005-02-16 [grim death]: hows every one

2005-02-16 [Frosty French Fry]: *quietly says* good

2005-02-16 [sxy random rocker]: not bad really....you?? xx

2005-02-16 [grim death]: ok

2005-02-16 [sxy random rocker]: gdgd xx

2005-02-16 [Monkey Boy]: hello :D

2005-02-16 [grim death]: hello

2005-02-17 [Lust]: o.o.. PORN! of timmy... HE HAS HIS NIPPLE PEARCED! and hes all mine

2005-02-17 [I dont go here anymore]: ok that was random i really wanna be part of this but i dont no what geX help me out please!!!

2005-02-17 [Monkey Boy]: *shakes head at lynney* :P...

2005-02-22 [Kitty Vix 000]: still youd better all treat my girls with respect. those assasins have nothing on an angry mother fox!

2005-02-22 [I dont go here anymore]: too true!! love you mummy XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

2005-02-22 [Frosty French Fry]: wow i think i missed something..

2005-02-22 [Kitty Vix 000]: no you missed nothing, i always threaten the mafia, they have to be nice to my girls.

2005-02-22 [Frosty French Fry]: dont worry bout a thing...if anything i will protect em

2005-02-23 [Monkey Boy]: cool :)

2005-02-23 [I dont go here anymore]: thanks big :D

2005-02-23 [Frosty French Fry]: no problem

2005-02-23 [Kitty Vix 000]: you dont protect my girls. theyre more likely to protect you! and besides i dont need your help!

2005-02-24 [Frosty French Fry]: whatever

2005-02-24 [Monkey Boy]: *raises eyebrow at vix*

2005-02-24 [Lust]: *thinkx vix is being a bitch, then rapes timmy*

2005-02-24 [Frosty French Fry]: hmmm

2005-02-24 [Gecko Graves]: *raises eyebrow..just for the hell of raising it, because he can't do it in real life*

2005-02-24 [I dont go here anymore]: oi dont ever call my mum a bitch again!!!!!

2005-02-24 [Kitty Vix 000]: hey dont think im being a bitch, im sticking up for my beautiful children, because theyre too dear to me, to be put under the protection of you lot.

2005-02-24 [Frosty French Fry]: well shit..i need a cigarette.....*walks out of room*

2005-02-24 [I dont go here anymore]: lol

2005-02-24 [Gecko Graves]: *goes outside to join big pimpin*

2005-02-24 [Lust]: i can call anyone i want a bitch, bitch!! WEE BITCH!! ima bitch.. i like timmy <3

2005-02-24 [Gecko Graves]: lynney..are you sponserd by red bull? :D

2005-02-24 [Monkey Boy]: *hides*

2005-02-25 [Lust]: And are you sponsered by a fat ugly whore?

2005-02-25 [Gecko Graves]: whoa chill, whos a fat ugly whore? i ment red bull becuase your sooo hyper!

2005-02-25 [Lust]: mm hmm.. im not fuckin hyper! *gives him a mad, evil glare*

2005-02-25 [Gecko Graves]: *runs and hides in corner.....* your a fierce one

2005-02-25 [Lust]: *pokes basketcase* called a bad day... *nods*

2005-02-25 [Gecko Graves]: *pats lyney on back* ok then hun, i'd buy you a drink but.....your partner owns the place! lol :D

2005-02-25 [Monkey Boy]: *hums a little tune*

2005-02-25 [Gecko Graves]: *hums along with don*

2005-02-25 [Monkey Boy]: very good :D... now then wheres that barmaid... at the bar i guess lol

2005-02-25 [the_puetzj]: thats where i'd look

2005-02-25 [sxy random rocker]: so hows you??

2005-02-25 [Frosty French Fry]: oh just dandy....hmm....eh more like fine..and yourself?

2005-02-25 [sxy random rocker]: not bad on the scale of things really.....but i wouldnt say great!! what you been up a to?? x

2005-02-26 [Monkey Boy]: *hums a little tune*

2005-02-26 [Frosty French Fry]: not a heck of a whole lot...been job huntin

2005-02-27 [Monkey Boy]: *shakes head* does it really matter?... *deletes messages*

2005-02-27 [Lust]: hmm.. he does.. *thinks about it* he does!! ((replying to what basketcase said))

2005-02-27 [Monkey Boy]: lol

2005-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: since we have rivals i think it would be helpfull to have some soldiers

2005-02-27 [Monkey Boy]: Mafia goons will do :P

2005-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: oh duh...missed that one one the list...by the way....could i get another postition and still be an Head Assassin

2005-02-27 [Monkey Boy]: well i just updated the list lol so u would have missed it lol... hmmmm head assassin is a full time job

2005-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: indeed it is.....i was just thinkin somethin to do in the down time

2005-02-27 [Monkey Boy]: wat down time?

2005-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: well..i take my orders from the boss...and since i havent received any, i figured it was a down time

2005-02-27 [Monkey Boy]: oh... well we need more people really...

2005-02-27 [Frosty French Fry]: ok...if you need me for anything..i'll be here

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: So you are the enemy to my family?

2005-02-28 [Lust]: nah... kay yes we are, why are you hear?

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: yay we need some xcitement ^_^ i thought this would be boring yay! *claps* so how am i going to get whacked????

2005-02-28 [Monkey Boy]: lol... *shoots satan's son in the head*

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: yay i am dead wait a second i am not wah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: *ducks*

2005-02-28 [Gecko Graves]: (head body guard) *enters and pops a number of caps in the ass of satans begotten son* errmmm, boss? i think we need to employ people to erm, dipose of bodies, such as this one

2005-02-28 [Gecko Graves]: ok guys bad news, some dude [Ihsahn] has copied our beloved wiki, and called it Elfpack Mafia .....how original eh?.....

2005-02-28 [Monkey Boy]: we know... if u look up its under rivals :P

2005-02-28 [Gecko Graves]: i see, shouldnt be alowed to do that shit realy

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: you missed

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: right basket case

2005-02-28 [Gecko Graves]: i see, shouldnt be alowed to do that shit realy

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: you just said that! its might be funner this way *starts laughing violently and fire a SKS into the air as he leaves the building* have a nice day

2005-02-28 [Gecko Graves]: what a weirdo

2005-02-28 [I dont go here anymore]: i thought that, love you GeX

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: cheese?

2005-02-28 [I dont go here anymore]: shut the fuck up about cheese we left your mafia you leave here

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: how rude young one watch yourself i say bye and thanks for leaving me the fuck alone

2005-02-28 [I dont go here anymore]: yeh now leave us alone i dontcare about my age big deal now just get the fuck out u cant handle yourself here

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: stop responding like a child and i will by the way have a nice day :)

2005-02-28 [I dont go here anymore]: newsflash i am a child!!! twat

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: yes i do like twat

2005-02-28 [I dont go here anymore]: fuck off look lynney dont really like me that much yeah but if she finds a twat like you around im sure she will have something tosay about your fake mafia

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: i can see why she doesn't like you i will keeep responding if you keep insulting twat is a funny word do you like golden grahams? the funny thing about them is they are not golden o.o

2005-02-28 [I dont go here anymore]: shut the fuck up and piss off

2005-02-28 [Ihsahn]: nope i do not take orders from 13 year olds ask nicely and i might you came first stop insulting and i will leave keep insulting and my randomness will get worse

2005-02-28 [I dont go here anymore]: please leave

2005-02-28 [Frosty French Fry]: aight folks...go to your seperate corners and chill out

2005-02-28 [I dont go here anymore]: thanks big im ok now i just need a hug thats all

2005-02-28 [Frosty French Fry]: *hugs*

2005-02-28 [I dont go here anymore]: yay thanks well ive got to leave now anyway bye xxxxxxx

2005-02-28 [Frosty French Fry]: peace

2005-02-28 [hierophant]: Evening all...

2005-02-28 [Monkey Boy]: wow u guys have been busy... wat i miss? lol

2005-02-28 [hierophant]: Oh theres been an old fashioned mob war going on...still you have to pass the time somehow dont you.

2005-02-28 [Monkey Boy]: ofcourse :D

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: Still, noone lost their testis or got their brains shot out so nothing to worry about.

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: yet

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: Now now everyone, lets remain...civilised.

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: well...i will remain civilised until shit hits the fan

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: What a charming man you are ...

2005-03-01 [Lust]: *pokes Satan's Begotten Son a few times* quit being so mean and interupting out plans to take over the world!!

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: *cough* trouble in the ranks...

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: i am not just wanting whats her face to bugger off

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: Bloody hell :-| I'm being glared at...what the hell have I done?

2005-03-01 [Lust]: nothing so far.. i hope!

2005-03-01 [Lust]: gerrr...... Tainted Faerie i hate you.. stay ouda my hair and my way

2005-03-01 [Monkey Boy]: ok new rule... anyone from any other mafia fuck off... and nobody visits the other mafias except spys but no commenting...

2005-03-01 [Lust]: hmm. thats better!

2005-03-01 [Monkey Boy]: good good

2005-03-01 [Lust]: hmm.. *slaps.. "the don"* seash!! dont let everyone go crazy and insult each other!! we are not planed! or ready!! CONTROL THEM!! *she hissed in anger*

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: uhmm i have a idea

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: So... Marmite, who loves it, who hates it?

2005-03-01 [Monkey Boy]: sorry *rubs cheek*... i wasn't here how was i supposed 2 know they'd go mad?

2005-03-01 [Monkey Boy]: satan i thought i told u 2 fuck off...

2005-03-01 [Lust]: Satan's Begotten Son, please leave! you 2 hierophant

2005-03-01 [Lust]: well, you control them!! you tell me!!!

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: Hey, im the mediator...I'm...mediating :-D

2005-03-01 [Monkey Boy]: i haven't been controling them long though... dont know how there mind works yet

2005-03-01 [Monkey Boy]: erm... no ur gonna go away *pokes hierophant*

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: Bloody hell im being assualted :| you could take out someones eye with a well placed poke you know...

2005-03-01 [Monkey Boy]: i know *well places a poke* now go away... ur not wanted here :P

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: Charming...*walks off over there*

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: lets go not sure how hierphants mind works either ok have a good day До свидания (meaning goodbye in russian)

2005-03-01 [Lust]: so!! ge to know them!! *she snaped* next time you see them.. thell be running aorund like a bunch of babboon trying to kill us!!

2005-03-01 [Monkey Boy]: *hides under a fridge*

2005-03-01 [Lust]: ....

2005-03-01 [Monkey Boy]: *peaks out*

2005-03-01 [Lust]: *sits on a char*

2005-03-01 [Monkey Boy]: *crawls out and sits on his lynney* i love you

2005-03-01 [Lust]: *gets squished* i love you to!

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: wow...interesting conversations in here

2005-03-01 [Lust]: mm hmm... glad you think so

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: *sips whiskey* oh sorry, im not supposed to be here am I, *buggers off somewhere again*

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: *fires a few shots in the direction that [hierophant] buggered off too*

2005-03-01 [Lust]: .. down boy!! no vilense... yet!!

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: sorry...itchy finger

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: its violence dear...and quite right, you should keep your heavy's in check, they could hurt someone with that pea-shooter... *goes away*

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: *points gun at hierophant*..you best leave

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: i just did...

2005-03-01 [Lust]: .. you can shoot him now... for corecting my spelling

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: *appears out of no were* tsk tsk tsk my mediator is causinfg trouble poor thing

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: Morning all, everyone calmed down now?

2005-03-01 [Lust]: ... *holds a gun to hierophant's head* get lost befor i blow your fuckin brians out! im geting anoyed!

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: *looks at Lynney and chuckles*

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: *blinks*

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: Ill take that as a no shall i?

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: *sighs and slaps himself on the head*

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: that wont do you allot of good you know...

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: *takes out gun and points it in hierophants direction*...thought you were told to leave...now do it

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: You dont point guns at Satan :| he's the the boss, im the friendly one...

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: the guns pointed at you..and satan aint the boss of no one

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: get a new wiki you sad satanic bastard!

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: you talkin to hierophant right?

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: any of those new age mafia's

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: aight

2005-03-01 [hierophant]: i see, satanic? how odd, you could only really point that at satan over there *points* im athiest, anyway, im retired :D

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: *pops a couple rounds off towards hierophant*..just leave man

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: yeah, like now

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: basket case shut the fuck up your starting to anger me you stupid bitch

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: and do not be religiously profiling againat me i have only started to insult you now here is more shut the fuck up you willy wanka ugly goofy looking mother fucker I am Russian Сука Ди!!!!!!! Вы голова дерьма :)

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: what the fuck are you gonna do? go burn in hell you satanistic wank-shaft and leave us alone!...pratt

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: no because you insulted me willy wanka fuck you and your ugly ass to your probably a sad ass xtian go fuck a goat and choke on its cock nothing i can do but insult you your a touchy bastard i see i am going to have fun with your stupid bitch ass

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: you sad man. i'm ugly? pah! you habve a moustash!!

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: satan you are being immature

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: very imature, please leave apropreityl, your 19 going on.........-19

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: [Frosty French Fry] you seem nice so i'll be nice to you dibshit over theyre started it and hes just mad cause he can not cover his face with facial hair insults are repayed with insults its logic

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: i try to be reasonable...but when fucktards start messin with my family...they are gonna get messed with..so please...just leave noe

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: i try to be reasonable...but when fucktards start messin with my family...they are gonna get messed with..so please...just leave now

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: when basket head apoligizes i will

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: look you started up with the insults...so just leave now...our families are rivals anyways..this will be taken care of at a later date

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: no he started with them i know in reality his prick gf started it then he jumped in you can ask [Lust] about it i will not leave those alone untill a aplogie is made

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: well first off..shes not a prick....and secondly...for real man..just leave..its only gonna get worse..seriously..your gonna have all our family breathing down your neck

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: look i am a man of my word you can not intimidate me i will leave when he apologizes OR more will come

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: more will come?...you think that scares me...we bout to have an all out war

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: just leave dude, and that aint no prick and it aint my g/f either, you aint getting nothing from me boy

2005-03-01 [Assassin Blade]: well then let there be war Declared by the way i am Azazel's friend this is just to show you that yes we will bug you Azazel says only repsond when you have if this ignorence continues on that......whats his name? you will be getting loads of comments from us he just wants him to apologize its your friends fault he brought it upon himself and your family blame him

2005-03-01 [Ihsahn]: give me what i want and i will leave

2005-03-01 [Frosty French Fry]: i think its mutual...now go back to your family

2005-03-01 [Gecko Graves]: you idiot. just leave. now. please for the love of god, just leave. no apologies. you started this by imitating us

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