2013-03-24 [Schlachter]: Sie nicht lieben dich einmal im Ihr Traum... du kannst fantasiert mit Ihr Hande.
BACK TO ETHNIC CLEANSING!!!
* [GlassCasket] is fashioned into a real glass casket *
Here lies [GlassCasket]'s dreams... 1991-2013
Hans: HEY! Zer ist nathing in zu casket??
Henneke: Zu poor [GlassCasket] haben too many fantasien about nathing... :( poor guy... no gheel fanttasien, hao sad...

2013-03-24 [GlassCasket]: NEEEEIIIINNN MEIN KUGELSCHREIBER!!!

2013-03-24 [Schlachter]: It's okay, you can have another. Nekko, give him another ball point pen will you?

2013-03-25 [GlassCasket]: Ich liebe meiner kugelschrieber!!!

2013-03-25 [Nekko fox]: *Pulls a ballpoint pen that was then jammed through his shoulder out of himself and hands it off to Schlachter*

Mein kampf! weinerschnitzel. Gruber!

2013-03-25 [Schlachter]: ... hmm... the nonsense is powerful in this one. Nekko, you may enlist to the army of the damned without any subliminal ethnic testing.
Here is your pen GC * presents pen to GC with a Nazi swastika glued to it *
Der fuhrer ist zufrieden mit dir.

2013-03-26 [GlassCasket]: Ich liebe mein lebensmittelgeschäft Danke!

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: Keine Danke!!! Du bist militarisches Immobilien jetzt!
*"Property of National Socializm Party of New-Germany" is tattooed onto GC*

2013-03-26 [GlassCasket]: *gets another tattoo of Hitler that dances when i shake my fat* yup, dancing hitler, be jealous

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: Okay! You are now declared as the national flag of New-Germany!!!
HOIST ZU FLAG JA!!!
*builds a house on a flagpole & puts the GC in it*
NAO VAVE ZU FLAG JA?

2013-03-26 [GlassCasket]: delicious

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: If you need to pee, do it on the bystanders... you can never come down.
* goes back to play in the suppe with Hitler & co. to plane world domination *

2013-03-26 [Nekko fox]: *summons a magic tortoise*

*It does nothing*

*it's not actually magical*

*It wasn't actually summoned*

*Into the soup it goes*

2013-03-26 [Schlachter]: OH BOY! I always wanted one of those tortoises!
* dives in the suppe to catch the torotoise & bangs head against the bottom of the pot *

2013-03-26 [Nekko fox]: Sorry, the deep end is closed until further notice.

Soup Tortoise mating season and all that.

2013-03-27 [Schlachter]: Feel free to notice me further when the end is deep.

You mean, there will be MOAR!?!

2013-03-27 [Nekko fox]: Yes. Endangered because of their deliciousity.

And when they mate, and make moar soup tortoises, we'll further endanger them to satisfy an immediate hunger.

2013-03-27 [Schlachter]: I am also endangered. But I am disgusting.

This is now incredibly interesting... I like soup! *gets 3 billion spoons to properly fork eating processes*

2013-03-27 [Nekko fox]: Careful while forking those dongles, don't want to get fired for sexual harassment through the actions of a self-proclaimed Joan of Arc.

2013-03-27 [Schlachter]: I am not a woman though... but I will have Joan of Arc for a meal if you insist my dear Nekko...

2013-03-28 [Nekko fox]: Excellent, she's our Salad of the Day. Soup of the Day is Whiskey with a Whiskey Chaser. There is no drink menu.

2013-03-28 [Schlachter]: I am not sharing! Not a Holy delicacy like that one... burned at the stake & well done please...
It's fine, I will just drink the menu * uses a cheese grater to liquefy the menu & passes out drunk in the suppe right after drinking up the menu *

2013-04-02 [GlassCasket]: GC's In B'sD SONNNNNN!!!! ((Clearly i should become a rapper))

2013-04-04 [Schlachter]: Stay up & guard your flag pole... quit daydreaming... the nation depends on you.

2013-04-04 [GlassCasket]: What nation? *looks around at the burnt earth*

2013-04-05 [Morgoth]: That nation. That one right there. By the other nation, jeeze.

2013-04-05 [GlassCasket]: All this stuff about nations is giving me a headache *sits on a spike covered chair*

2013-04-05 [Nekko fox]:

2013-04-05 [Schlachter]: OH LOOK!!! UPSKIRT!!!

2013-04-08 [Stephen]: Stephen likes this.

2013-04-08 [Nekko fox]:

2013-04-08 [Schlachter]: It is too small...

2013-04-08 [Schlachter]: Schlachter is going to phone Stephen's s.o. for his approving of "upskirt" photography.

2013-04-09 [Nekko fox]:

2013-04-10 [Schlachter]: Schlachter is going to destroy all things Smosh.

2013-04-10 [Stephen]: rotfl.

2013-04-12 [Nekko fox]:

2013-04-29 [Schlachter]: Spiders are people??? This is a REVELATION!!! WE MUST EXPAND THE CHARTER OF HUMAN RIGHTS TO INCLUDE SPIDERS!!!
NOW WE CAN SMASH ALL PEOPLE EQUALLY!!!!

2013-04-29 [Nekko fox]: I'll go get my comically huge wooden mallet.

2013-04-29 [Schlachter]: Who's going to get some o.o'????
Now is a great time to be a spider I guess...

2013-04-30 [Nekko fox]:




In my fist made of fists holding hammers with fists holding hammers is a hammer made of fists holding hammers made of fists holding hammers!

2013-05-02 [Schlachter]: It's hammer time???

2013-05-03 [Nekko fox]: Nah dude, Hammer to Fall by Queen!

2013-05-08 [Schlachter]: What
is
that...
_{I'm too lazy to google it...}

2013-05-08 [Nekko fox]: It's a Queen song, and the above image is an Engry Spess Muh-reen.

2013-05-09 [GlassCasket]: yellow submarine?

2013-05-09 [Morgoth]: That was always my favorite Queen song.

2013-05-18 [Nekko fox]: I thought your favorite song by Queen was Arboria (Planet of Tree Men).

2013-05-20 [Schlachter]: Why would anyone remember any of that shit? It is embarrassing...

2013-05-22 [Nekko fox]: So is when you shit and your toilet turns out to be a homeless man's begging tin and the toilet paper is in fact the bloody, weeping, prostrate hobo who just wanted some change.

Seriously embarrassing.

2013-05-24 [Schlachter]: Wouldn't the tin be sharp enough to act as a cookie cutter for your rectum & anus?

2013-05-24 [Nekko fox]: No.

2013-05-24 [GlassCasket]: IMPOSSIBRU!!!

2013-05-25 [Nekko fox]:

2013-08-13 [sexy vampire]: k

2013-08-15 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *sits at counter* hmm...for an appetizer, i'd like eye rolls. to drink, pint of blood. for dinner, the extra crispy poodle and dessert...iced ice. :) thank you!

2013-08-15 [Deg]: I've never seen tumbleweed so cheap! I'll take ten.

2013-08-15 [Morgoth]: *looks up from his phone call behind the register*

I'm on. The. PHONE.

*goes back to twirling the phone cord in his fingers*

Ugh, yeah, sorry, Cindy. No, some idiot customers. So, what did Tina say? Shit. SHIT. NO SHE DIDN'T. NO, SHE DID NOT. That fucking BITCH! Cindy, I gotta go.

*grabs the shotgun off the wall and storms into the freezer*

2013-08-15 [Deg]: Um, excuse me! How rude. While you're back there, at least bring me a Jerky Turkey.

2013-08-15 [Morgoth]: *inexplicably looks up from playing his gameboy behind the register*

Deliveries go around back.

2013-08-16 [sexy vampire]: hey everybody

2013-08-16 [Morgoth]: Deliveries go around back.

2013-08-16 [Deg]: I'm...I'm not delivery? I want me some food. :( Hey, though.

2013-08-16 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *pouts*....can i at least get some iced ice?

2013-08-18 [Fallen Child Athena]: O.o Why am I here on my birthday?

2013-08-18 [Deg]: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'd offer to buy you some cake but I fear the chances of eating, well, ANYTHING, here is pretty minimal.

2013-08-18 [Fallen Child Athena]: Thanks Deggles. Yea....I think I saw slime of the cake O.o

2013-08-18 [Morgoth]: *comes walking out of the kitchen with a big birthday cake*

Hey, you guys! Guess what I've got!

Herpes.

*takes his cake into his office and locks the door behind him*

2013-08-19 [sexy vampire]: okay I am confused

2013-08-19 [Fallen Child Athena]: ~shakes my head~ Mort...Sometimes I really wonder about you

2013-08-19 [sexy vampire]: who u talking about

2013-08-19 [Fallen Child Athena]: [Morgoth] is Mort.

2013-08-19 [Deg]: I'd like to clarify further by saying that Mort is Mort.

2013-08-19 [Deg]: Also, Mort, congrats on the herpes. They're...uh, hard to come by these days. I guess.

2013-08-20 [Fallen Child Athena]: ~hugs Deggles~ How have you been? Yea Mort.....congrats?

2013-08-20 [Deg]: *is hugged* :D I'm good! I don't have herpes, anyways. You?

2013-08-20 [I'm gone.]: ............ O_O

2013-08-20 [Fallen Child Athena]: Im good^^ I aint got em either

2013-08-20 [I'm gone.]:

2013-08-20 [Fallen Child Athena]: You alright, Silver?

2013-08-21 [sexy vampire]: hey

2013-08-21 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *looks at silver* uh.....ya alright? and congrats on the herpes mort.

2013-08-22 [Morgoth]: *looks up from his booth in the back corner*

Yeah, I'd like a double cheeseburger, no cheese, extra bacon, hold the meat, add mayo, extra mayo, sour cream, butter, honey, extra cheese, no bacon, hold the cheese, no mayo. And I want seven pieces of cake. And a glass of chocolate milk.

*hands over the menu and goes back to loudly playing horse porn on full volume on his laptop*

2013-08-22 [sexy vampire]: I then walk in and sits at a booth and is shy since I don't know any body here or since I never been here

2013-08-22 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *glances at []*....wow what an order...so pretty much you want a two hamburger buns with sour cream, butter, and honey....XD

2013-08-23 [Deg]: And seven pieces of cake, don't forget that. Don't you dare forget that.

*sitting in the booth, waiting patiently for exactly 6.43 days for my Jerky Turkey*

2013-08-23 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: :O and the chocolate milk!!!!

2013-08-23 [Deg]: Oh, man, I'd love chocolate milk. And milk chocolate, in the shape of a cup of chocolate milk.

2013-08-23 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: :O me too!!!

2013-08-23 [Deg]: First round is on me, babeh!

2013-08-23 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: :D woot!

2013-08-24 [sexy vampire]: I get up and leave since nobody sees me

2013-08-24 [Morgoth]: We have a lot of customers waiting in line before you! Be patient!

*goes back to taking his thirteenth five minute break of the hour*

2013-08-28 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *slams head on the bar*......

2013-08-28 [Morgoth]: Gosh, don't do that! You'll hurt yourself!

*snatches a knife from Tiny Tim and angrily throws it into the ball pit in the daycare center*... *millions die*...

2013-08-28 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: O-o....so glad I didnt go in there....

2013-08-28 [Morgoth]: *the ball pit comes to you*

2013-08-28 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *screams and runs from it* ahhh!!!!

2013-08-28 [Deg]: Wow! This place is neat! Ball pits and everything--! ACK! *is stabbed a billion billion times by the knife*

2013-08-28 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *stupidly dives in to save [Deg]* X_O damn it! *uses my ninja moves to dodge the knife*

2013-08-28 [Deg]: :D I'm saved! *bleeding profusely over everything in the diner, especially the food*

2013-08-28 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: get out while the knifes attention is on me! *trips over a stupid ball and falls face first in the pit only to be chopped up* X_X

2013-09-06 [I'm gone.]: XDDD

2013-09-06 [I'm gone.]: *Saves everyone and when everybody gets out the WHOLE building collapses* O_O

2013-09-06 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: O-o....well.....

2013-09-07 [Deg]: *claps hands together to dust them off* Well, that solves the mystery of the collapsing building. Good work, everyone.

2013-09-07 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: um okay....O-o

2013-09-07 [I'm gone.]: Lol....

2013-09-07 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *shakes head*....so....can i get my iced ice?

2013-09-10 [I'm gone.]: *hands the owner of this wiki a clipboard of paper and a pen*

ok...... for THIS type of collapse this will cost.......

$9000,700,234

2013-09-10 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: :D I HAVE 4 DOLLARS TO DONATE!!!! *hands it over* NOW ITS $9000,700,230!!!!! YOUR WELCOME!!!

2013-09-18 [Deg]: I HAVE A BILLION MILLION But I ain't donatin' ANY of it.

2013-09-18 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *finds a nickel* :D now its $9000,700,229.95

2013-09-18 [Deg]: Damn! Well, that's certainly generous...I suppose I could lend a little...

*gets out a hundred burlap sacks with big money symbols on them* *reaches in* *brings out 1 penny*

There, now it's only $9,000,7000,230.94. Don't say I never gave you ungrateful heathens anything!

2013-09-18 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: :D woot! what a humongous donation deg!

2013-09-18 [Deg]: I'm VERY generous, as you can tell.

2013-09-18 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: :D very!

2013-09-20 [I'm gone.]: :D

2013-09-29 [Nekko fox]:

2013-09-29 [Morgoth]: This wouldn't be a problem if we'd stop giving our food diaries and pens.

2013-09-29 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *nods* agreed.....

2013-09-30 [GlassCasket]: How DARE you invite me back here! I thought i was free! i was lost and now i am found! DRAMAAAA!!!

Only @bob's diner, where fine dining, isn't so fine *wink*

2013-09-30 [Nekko fox]: We're all about cooking here.

2013-10-01 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: :O looks delicious!

2013-10-02 [Nekko fox]: We try, here at Bob's Diner.

2013-10-02 [I'm gone.]: PERIOD BLOOD!?!?!?!?! *faints when sees lots of bottles of period blood*

2013-10-02 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: :O .........yum....

2013-10-02 [Nekko fox]: Who opened my private stash?

2013-10-02 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *looks around innocently* oh i dont know....*has key in back pocket*

2013-10-02 [I'm gone.]: Me: * is still on the ground still sick and fainted from seeing the period blood*

Police: *puts her in the ambulance and takes her to the hospital*

2013-10-03 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *sees the cops quickly throwing the key away*........

2013-10-03 [Morgoth]: Huh. Usually the paramedics do that.

*goes back to reading his pornographic newspaper*

2013-10-03 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *gasps* do you have the comics for that?!

2013-10-03 [I'm gone.]: Doctor: *lets Sam (me) lay there*

Me: *stays fainted*

2013-10-03 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *walks in with a huge needle* :D

2013-10-03 [I'm gone.]: Doctors: NOOOOO!!!! we will handle that hinata -.-

2013-10-03 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *sighs* awwwww :(

2013-10-03 [I'm gone.]: Me: *wakes up still in shock*

Doctor: *gives her a shot to stay calm*

Me: O_O *falls asleep*

Doctor#2: YOU IDIOT!! THAT WAS THE SLEEPING SHOT NOT THE CALM SHOT!!!!!

Doctor: ooooops..............

Me: *will be asleep for the next 3 hours*

2013-10-03 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *leaves and goes back to the diner*..um...when is the diner gonna be rebuilt?

2013-10-03 [I'm gone.]: Construction worker: it should be done in the next..... 5 weeks or so....

2013-10-03 [Nekko fox]: *sits on his box, eating Mort's ramen*

Yep, any day now.

2013-10-03 [Morgoth]: *sits on his ramen, eating Nekko's box*

Should be sometime soon.

2013-10-03 [I'm gone.]: *has returned from hospital* heyyy guys did i miss anything?

2013-10-03 [Morgoth]: *looks up from his copy of Looking Up Quarterly, issue 9*

Deliveries go around back. *points over his shoulder at the scrublands*

2013-10-03 [I'm gone.]: HEYYYYYY PPL! THE DINER IS BACK IN BUISINESS!!!!!

2013-10-03 [I'm gone.]: ;D

2013-10-04 [Morgoth]: *looks up from his copy of Looking Up Quarterly, issue 10*

Yeah, deliveries go around back. *points over his other shoulder at the other scrublands*

2013-10-04 [Nekko fox]: Holy shit, here comes the evening rush! BRACE YOURSELVES!

*A hobo carrying a satchel and a half-empty bottle of toilet wine shuffles past, trips on one of the scrublands, and falls face first into the other scrubland. His blood nourishes the plant-life*

2013-10-04 [I'm gone.]: O_O *tries not to faint again*

2013-10-04 [Nekko fox]: *watches as the shrubbery begins chewing noisily on the hobo's cheek bones*

2013-10-04 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *watches* isn't nature lovely?

2013-10-04 [Nekko fox]: *Nature gives you the finger, moving on to the bridge of the hobo's nose*

2013-10-04 [I'm gone.]: o_O ERRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...................................

2013-10-04 [Nekko fox]: Well, that's just rude.

*He takes a picture and posts it online, coupled with amusing hashtags*

2013-10-04 [I'm gone.]: EP: A place to show your inner slut

2013-10-04 [Nekko fox]: *sluts it up*

2013-10-04 [I'm gone.]: ;D

2013-10-04 [Nekko fox]: *the shrubs take pictures*

2013-10-04 [I'm gone.]: ..... can i get some fries please?

2013-10-06 [Nekko fox]: PACO! FRIES! NOW!

*Paco comes boot-scooting out from behind a rock, holding up some twigs that have been slow roasted over coals for several hours and gives them to SS*

That'll be 46.50, plus tip.

*indicates sign saying 'TIPPING IS MANDATORY FOR ALL PURCHASES OF FREE OR HIGHER'*

2013-10-06 [Deg]: Paco can't boot scoot, that's illegal in every state except Tennessee!

2013-10-06 [Deg]: SEND HIM BACK TO MEXICO.

2013-10-06 [I'm gone.]: o.o

2013-10-06 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: O_o.......well then.....

2013-10-07 [Morgoth]: Bob's Diner is already located on Mexican soil. It helps with labor laws and gives us a steady stream of replacement Pacos. Plus, all the drugs and cartel violence you can eat!

2013-10-07 [Deg]: Well, thank God for that, because I can eat a lot of violence.

2013-10-07 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: :D i like the drugs!

2013-10-07 [I'm gone.]: XD Garfields mama! PRICELESS!!!!! *LAUGHS ALMOST DYING*

2013-10-09 [Nekko fox]: Personally, I'm a rageaholic. Without reserve, I'm addicted to rageahol.

2013-10-09 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: nice :P

2013-10-09 [I'm gone.]: ME: ...... *continues eating the salad i snuck in*

BOZO: *takes her salad thinking it looks delicious and runs off with it* :P

ME: NOOOOOOO!!!! GET BACK HERE WITH MY SALAD!!!! >8U *CHASES HIM*

BOZO: *keeps running* NO WAY!! YOU CANT MAKE ME GIVE THIS TREAT UP!!!

ME: GIVVVE IT BACKKK THIS IS MY EATING TIME NOT CHASING BOZO TIME!

BOZO: >:{D MAWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

ME: *IS SI BUSY CHASING THAT DOESN'T NOTICE THAT WE ARE HEADING FOR THE BIG SMOOTHIE MACHINE*

BOZO: :O NOOOOOOOO!!! *THE SALAD ACCIDENTLY GETS POURED IN THEN THE SMOOTHIE MACHINE GETZ OUT OF CONTROLL AND SPITS OUT THE SALAD TO EVERYBODY IN THE DINER (INCLUDING US)*

ME: O.O NOOOOOOO!!! MY SALAD IS RUINED :(

BOZO: -.- JUST a salad......

ME: *Glares at him like this isn't over!!!* >:(

BOZO: O.O

2013-10-09 [I'm gone.]: that was all behind the salads for now....

2013-10-09 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *pulls a piece of lettuce out of my hair*.....thanks...

2013-10-09 [Morgoth]: THE FUCK, WHEN DID WE GET A GODDAMN SMOOTHIE MACHINE? WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT. NOT SINCE PACO STARTED INSISTING ON "PAYMENTS" AND "SICKS DAYS" AND "BASIC HUMAN DIGNITY". GRANTED, WE DIDN'T GIVE HIM ANY OF THOSE THINGS, BUT STILL.

*GOES BACK TO NOISILY READING HIS NEWSPAPER IN ALL CAPS*

2013-10-10 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *pushes in an icecream machine as well* :D YAY ICECREAM!!!

2013-10-10 [Nekko fox]: *Trades out Mort's paper for the Italics and Underlined Tribune*

Feeling better Mort?

2013-10-10 [Morgoth]: Eh, can't complain.

Speaking of complaining, I have some complaints I need to complain about. Paco, you left three complaints in the complaint box this month. We understand your plight and vow to do what it takes to never get any complaints again.

*Mort unceremoniously rips the complaint box off the wall and hurls it violently into the furnace*

2013-10-10 [Nekko fox]: *The furnace belches smoke and OSHA Standards, filling the room with legalities and cinders*

*Paco runs around the room, collecting the burnt remnants of his proud ancestry as they rain from the ceiling, as quickly as he can. Sadly, his burnt timecards (Mort had inadvertantly thrown the Time Clock Adjuster, which also happened to be the complaint box, into the furnace) and his burnt complaints were an unrecognizable mess. Paco sullenly drags himself over to the broom closet, where we've also been keeping our spare starving tigers*

Good work Paco. One of these days, you might get a raise, so that way we won't charge you so much to live and eat here. But crippling debt is normal for you, and we wouldn't want to break you out of your comfort zone, so we'll just keep you're pay at -$413.11 a day (plus travel expenses).

2013-10-10 [Morgoth]: *Paco starts to raise a hand to make a point, but remembers the last time that happened and slowly lowers his bleeding nub back down*

*Mort nobs sagely and continues wiping the blood off his Corporate Scimitar of Discipline (patent pending)*

2013-10-10 [Nekko fox]: Oh, Mort, dear, would you be a sweetums and put Paco back into his storage box for the day, we don't want the customers to feel prejudiced over Paco's presence.

*Indicates several skeletons lounging in the booths and three weeping family, as well as one meth head curled up under one of the bar stools*

2013-10-17 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *Is making silly faces behind Paco and freezes when he turns around* .....

2013-10-20 [Nekko fox]:
HINATA USED SNEEZE. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE.

PACO CATCHES 'MYSTERIOUS DISEASE'

PACO IS DEAD.

2013-10-20 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: oops.....heh....*rubs my nose*

2013-10-21 [Morgoth]: PACO CONTINUES BEING DEAD, DESPITE YOUR OBVIOUS WORRY OVER HIS WELL BEING.

2013-10-21 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *THROWS A CHUNK OF DIRT AT HIS DEAD CORPSE* SOOOO WHO ELSE WANTS A DISEASE??!!! :D

2013-10-23 [Nekko fox]: What's This now? You want to start a Disease Off now? It's On!

*He starts opening various refrigerators that have periodically had no power and not cleaned out since before the Cold War*

2013-10-23 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: Alright then!!! *pulls up dead corpses and tears off the limbs from the soldiers during the cold war* mwahahahaha! FREE DIRT FULL OF DISEASES FOR SALE!!!!!

2013-10-23 [Nekko fox]: *the refrigerators literally melt from the caustic nature of the diseases present within them. People topple over, withered husks after they inhale the effluvia of the refrigerators*

*People watch in terrified awe as the Fridge Diseases enwrap and consume hinata's diseases, growing stronger and more courageous*

2013-10-24 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: Hmm...I suppose you win. :D *is wearing a gas mask over three others*

2013-10-24 [Nekko fox]:

2013-10-24 [Morgoth]:

*Mort's pre-existing diseases prevent him from getting any other diseases, because they greatly overpower the new diseases*

*laughs boisterously at his superiority as he coughs up a chunk of rotted, infested lung*

2013-10-24 [Nekko fox]: <sup>Mort, your diseases aren't overpowering the new diseases, your body just can't contain anymore, there's no room.

*Pours the diseases some coffee, filtered through his Paco for no extra charge*

*there are extra charges*</sup>

2013-10-27 [Dead_Man_Walking]: Don't know why I was invited but thanks

2013-10-27 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: Lots of people were invited to this fabulous establishment!!! have a free gas mask! *leans to [Dead_Man_Walking]'s ear* you're gonna need it with all the diseases spreading around :D ONLY AT BOB'S DINER!!!! WHERE NO DISEASE IS FINER!!!

2013-10-27 [Dead_Man_Walking]: Thanks lol

2013-10-28 [Nekko fox]:

YOU'RE WELCOME UNDEAD HUMANOID!

2013-10-28 [Dead_Man_Walking]: Brains! Brains! Brains!

2013-11-03 [Nekko fox]: <sup>All Halloween freshness aside, we don't have any brains in stock. You'll have to go with the veal, same level of suffering in obtaining it, so it should taste the same.

*Pulls out a porkchop from the cash drawer and tosses in the DMW's lap*</sup>

2013-11-03 [Dead_Man_Walking]: A live pig would work

2013-11-03 [hinata hyuuga (kimiko)]: *sighs* well ya got the porkchop. :P