2008-09-23 [GlitchGames]: please v.v

2008-09-24 [Ihsahn]: No.

2008-09-24 [GlitchGames]: okay v.v

2008-09-24 [Kaos101]: Don't mess with Ihsahn...he'll shoot you with a massive rifle.

2008-09-24 [GlitchGames]: fine fine v.v

2008-09-26 [Bookwyrm]: See I have the inability to just say "no." Tha's why I luff [Ihsahn]. :D

2008-09-26 [Ringbearer]: [Bookwyrm]: Can you give me all your money?

Dare to say no :P

2008-09-28 [Bookwyrm]: That's easy. I have no money to give. XD -ish unemployed-

2008-09-28 [Ringbearer]: Not even a penny?

2008-10-02 [Bookwyrm]: Em...maybe if I look in my car?

2008-10-09 [Raikcoes]: i was wondering if i could get a post put up on a members house concerning his current health situation. [Dead_Man_Walking] is my baby brother and he had a diabetic crash. as im like scattered brained and freaking out halfway across the country from him, and no time to message all his friends on here. id greatly appreciate the help. he is in a hospital in toledo, ohio and his condition is unknown. if you could very please help me with this i would greatly greatly appreciate this

2008-10-09 [Bookwyrm]: I put a note up on his description. I didn't think it would be entirely acceptable to put up a secret service comment. However it is in bold at the top of his description, and anyone who is friends with him will have received a notice of update for his house. :) I hope your brother gets better soon. -hug-

2008-10-10 [Raikcoes]: -hugs back- thank you so much. i still havnt gotten any updates on his condition yet but i will get them here as i get them. again..thank you so much

2008-10-10 [Bookwyrm]: No problem whatsoever. Feel free to send them to me to my inbox, and I'll make sure his page gets updated when necessary. :) Keeping him and your family in my thoughts. Diabetes is scary. -frowns- I lucked out. They thought I had it once, but it turned out to be something else.

2008-10-11 [Raikcoes]: eepness....well i got to talk to him personally early this morning...lets just say that BOTH of us are extreamly disappointed in the rest of the family to sink so low to try and get me to go there. ((which will sooo never happen, moved away for a very good reason)) but he is well. nada wrong the only part of it that was true was the part that he was in the hospital. he was just sick and whatever he had was messing with his insulin... Thank you very much for helping me out

2008-10-12 [Bookwyrm]: XD Wow...that's just...-shakes head- I'll fix his house. I'm very glad he's all right. ^_^

2008-10-18 [Raikcoes]: -smiles- me too. thank you hun

2008-10-18 [Raikcoes]: oh, and one more thing please. may i please have uploading privlages to wiki's?

2008-10-18 [Ihsahn]: Yeah, given.

2008-10-18 [Bookwyrm]: -cheers for [Ihsahn]'s swift priv-stick-

2008-11-09 [Ihsahn]: click here to rape me :P

2008-11-11 [Kaos101]: ...I'm almost afraid to.

2008-11-20 [FableMasterSA]: How does this secret service stuff works?

2008-11-20 [Hedda]: You mean the messages on top of people's houses? We put them there is it's a good reason to do so.

2008-12-15 [Legendary]: greetings all,

im sorry to bother you again,but this has got to stop,that girl [effexxxor] has come back against us when we werent even messing near her,she has cussed out all my friends that are online and she wont stop,now she is getting other people to yell and cuss at us id be happy to give you there names if you wish,and its just drama drama drama,ever sence she got back it has not stopped you ban her then when she comes back it starts all over.ive lost 3 very good friends because of all of this and it isnt stopping,she is getting more and more people to cuss my friends and yell at other people for not being what she calls "good enough" im sick and tired of it and i have any evidence i have you can have if you require it,just please do somthing about her,at least 6 or 7 wiki's have been halted due to her and her little ontourage and all me and my friends can do is try to fight back,but she wont stop she is actually right as we speak using her boyfriends page to yell at us and she has already admitted it! im sorry sir,but somthing needs to be done she is causing to much trouble and ive got plenty of witnesess and plenty of evidence to back up our claims.

2008-12-16 [Hedda]: If you "fight back" I'll ban you. Same goes with everyone who is "helping" you or [poopbucket].

Sending angry messages back is a great way of causing more drama. Telling others to join in is a threat to Elfpack, and I'll treat it as such.

I've read people's fights for 6 years, and guess how many times it has helped that a third person starts cursing someone of the involved!

2008-12-16 [shinobi14]: Daaaamn. ^________^

2008-12-16 [zoloftzantac]: You know, I've been talking quite a bit with [poopbucket] yesterday and I don't believe that she wants to keep fighting with anyone. I'm pretty sure that if you could all get past your miss-understandings from the past that you could all get along pretty well in the future. How about everyone try to forgive each other for the past, which is in the past after all, and try to, at the very least, just not be mean to each other any more.

2008-12-17 [shinobi14]: Oh wow. You summed it up right there. Peace. \ / ^__^ \ /

If only everyone can follow that advice, EP would be so much more friendly. =] Most of the quarrels are ages old, and are still occuring simply due to a lack of forgiveness on both sides.

2008-12-17 [itweetinHEELS]: yeah i skimmed through some of what you guys said ...and it all goes back to the word........*thinks real hard* ...Lame... yeah.

2009-05-24 [Raikcoes]: i was wondering if i could please get some help with a forgotten password to my account [Dragon Watcher] i had it written down and what email to go to for the password but i cant remember them. thank you

2009-05-24 [Hedda]: I sent you the password.

2009-05-24 [Raikcoes]: thank you

2009-05-29 [Aʟɪsᴛᴇʀ]: [footer] Hey, this guy was claiming to be a guard on elfpack, is this true?

2009-05-29 [Ihsahn]: If he doesn't have an elfpack guard badge then he isn't one of the Guards.

2009-05-30 [Aʟɪsᴛᴇʀ]: So he's not a guard.

2009-05-30 [zoloftzantac]: That is correct. Also, all of the real Guards are listed on this page.

2009-05-30 [Ihsahn]: Are they really? I was wondering what that list was for!

2009-05-31 [Aʟɪsᴛᴇʀ]: Ah right (:
Thanks.

2009-06-03 [//*Ghost*//]: [footer] hey, this guy is a complete perv and keeps asking for naked pics and crap

2009-06-03 [Ihsahn]: block him and report him to the guards

2009-06-03 [kittykittykitty]: If somebody is harassing you, block him and don't let him do so any more. If you block him he won't be able to contact you.

2009-06-08 [The Incredible Bulk]: [footer]
Sent me a Picture of His Penis. Not very charming. He keeps harrasing me and Such.

2009-06-08 [//*Ghost*//]: thats gross he keeps harrasing me to

2009-06-08 [The Incredible Bulk]: It says you are his life in his private information.. So aren't you with him?

2009-06-08 [Ihsahn]: Report him and block him.

2009-06-08 [//*Ghost*//]: no i told him it was over cause he was creeping me out we been over for a good while but he wont leave me alone cause i never said yes to him to begin with

2009-06-09 [Ringbearer]: Just block and you wont get a message ever again from the person blocked.

2009-06-10 [skullhead]: block, block, block, blokity, block, block, block...

2009-06-10 [//*Ghost*//]: lol i did but that still doesnt solve the fact that he has one of my pictures of me in his wiki that he stole

2009-06-12 [Porn★Mentality]: Hey guys, these people are making it unfun for us in the wiki bamf!.. because [KillChasityDead] made her own wiki that has nothing to do with theirs and it's very annoying. The messages are still on there, but these are the people: [Zombiie Natiion],[Tasha//x] and  [Cloud Natiion]

2009-06-14 [kailvonulf]: how do i leave this place?

2009-06-14 [Ihsahn]: [Porn★Mentality], it's already been taken care of.

2009-06-14 [Kaos101]: By pressing the X at the top right corner of your window.

2009-06-15 [Porn★Mentality]: thank you :D

2009-06-16 [kailvonulf]: i thought u ppl were nice. apparently your assholes

2009-06-16 [Kaos101]: lol you were completely wrong about that; we are definitely assholes...most of us anyway. But in regards to leaving Elfpack, you can't. You can delete everything on your page and loggout, but the page itself and whatever username you leave it with are here forever.

2009-06-19 [Tear]: At least they are literate assholes. Illiterate ones are the worst.

2009-06-19 [Porn★Mentality]: lol oh god thats so true

2009-06-19 [Kaos101]: indeed.

2009-06-19 [Tear]: Just clear your profile and stop putting the web address in for elfpack. Simple as that. You'll be back.

2009-06-23 [Rajani Tora]: Curious, how long has [Shaugin] been banned? I got the most peculiar message from him.

2009-06-23 [Ihsahn]: Four hours ago.

2009-06-23 [Rajani Tora]: Okay. Thank you. I was not sure.

2009-06-23 [Hedda]: You can be totally sure that banned members don't message you.

2009-06-23 [Hedda]: That said: There might be an SS-comment saying that the member is banned, but a guard forgot to actually ban the member. But if it says (banned member) in red after the username, then the member is really banned.

2009-06-24 [Rajani Tora]: Alright. I was just asking because I had gotten a message from him and I was curious

2009-06-25 [Hedda]: No problem!

2009-06-26 [Rajani Tora]: Thank you for the clarification. (I hope I spelled that right. >.<)

2009-07-17 [footer]: [Ringbearer] has stolen my wiki from me, this is wrong for a guard, just because he is one it doesnt meen that he can do it

2009-07-17 [shinobi14]: If it breaks the rules, he can do it. Please state the content of said wiki. =]

2009-07-17 [footer]: it doesnt matter ive messeged [Big Brother] about it

2009-07-17 [shinobi14]: Very well. =]

2009-07-18 [Ihsahn]: Nope.

2009-07-19 [Kaos101]: Good try, though.

As for the deleting wiki pages, if you send me a message with any questions you have, or post your questions on help, then you should get answers.

2009-07-27 [Cloud Natiion]: Heyy guys :)
Auhmm I have a secret service message at the top of my house, and it says something about the other two Natiions, but of course there's four of us noww, soo I was wondering if someone could change it to "feel the wrath of the other three natiions" instead?
Pleasepleaseeeprettyplease?

2009-07-28 [Hedda]: OK... Fixed.

2009-07-28 [shinobi14]: Now that's a fast service. XD

2009-07-28 [Cloud Natiion]: Aha indeed it is, thanks Hedda ;D muchly appreciated.

2009-07-30 [//*Ghost*//]: Hey guys =]
how do you you put something on your page to be in the center or bold or alighning to the right?

2009-08-01 [Rajani Tora]: <*center*>text<*/center*>
<*b*>text</*b*>
<*right*>text<*/right*>

Only, with out the * things.

2009-08-01 [//*Ghost*//]: ok thank you ^^

2009-08-06 [Rajani Tora]: You are welcome.

2009-08-16 [Raikcoes]: may i please have a message above [Rajani Tora]'s page stating that she has passed on august 16th at 3:17am from acute leukemia and that she IS loved by her close friend [Raikcoes] and her beloved [Dornhal Dragon]. and also that she will be greatly missed by all those that she touched before her passing?

this would greatly be appreciated. thank you

2009-08-16 [Ihsahn]: Not happening sorry.

2009-08-29 [Raikcoes]: may i inquire why?

2009-08-29 [Ihsahn]: we don't do those sort of secret service comments.

2009-08-31 [Raikcoes]: if ya say so

2009-10-11 [Hedda]: To give a little longer explanation:

1) As a respect to the deceased, we don't want to change their private page.

2) We have no skill what so ever in writing something appropriate.

3) People tend to pretend that they are dead to get attention.

4) We don't want Elfpack to turn into a graveyard with notes about death everywhere. It's depressing.

5) It's too hard for Elfpack to verify that someone is really dead. A lot of people think it's funny to report others as dead.

2009-10-12 [Raikcoes]: i can understand that... well i know she be dead. i was more than willing to type up what i would have liked at the top of her page as well....

2009-10-19 [R.]: What happens when you report someone to the guards?

2009-10-19 [Bookwyrm]: The report is looked at by a guard and then handled in accordance with Elfpack's rules. What actually happens depends on a number of things, including the validity of the report and the number of previous valid reports on the given person.

2009-10-19 [R.]: Ohh I see. Thanks =]

2009-10-20 [Bookwyrm]: No problem :D

2009-10-20 [R.]: About the validity of the report, I actually deleted the guys messages. Just because it made me really mad to look at them. Well, I didn't delete them all, just the more incriminating one,

2009-10-20 [Ihsahn]: We're still able to view the messages that you deleted, they get deleted from your history, but not Elfpacks.

2009-10-20 [R.]: Ohh okay, cool, thanks =]

2009-12-08 [Fool on the hill]: uhh are you guys kool?? haha cause i want to talk to someone whos kool... not to be an ass or anythin. please??

2009-12-17 [Bookwyrm]: -blinks-...-laughs-

2010-01-13 [shinobi14]: Oh yeah, we're cool kids. XD Join us. *feels quote coming on*

Soon, you'll be a bigger hit with the kids than Will Smith and his nice, clean rap. ^___^

2010-01-13 [Ihsahn]: Uhm. how bout no?

2010-01-15 [Mr. smiley bastard]: bann me please

2010-01-22 [Ihsahn]: Anything you want to change, change.

2010-01-22 [Ihsahn]: Sure.

2010-01-22 [Ihsahn]: There is none.

2010-01-28 [Ihsahn]: If it's important then make a report. or states what you need to talk about, nothing to broad like I need to talk to a guard. state what you need so that it is answered in a timely manner.

2010-01-28 [Ihsahn]: read the uploading art rules it isn't against the rules.

2010-01-28 [Ihsahn]: Uhm, right.

2010-01-30 [Ihsahn]: Not taking that off. You have to live with the mistakes of your past.

2010-02-01 [Ihsahn]: Alright, have fun with that while you're at it. You just proved that you use the same BS antics. You really think you can manage to manipulate me with your lies? you can't. Think before you type or don't type at all. It's what get's you into trouble in the first place. You singled yourself out, that's all on you.

2010-02-01 [Sister Creep]: Did you really just call your typing "professional"? Oh, that is amusing.

2010-02-04 [L V F]: To the guards.

Hello im no longer going to be on elfpack its been a fun few years. Please remove my username and profile from the site. Thank you and have a good one.

Sincerly

     LVF

2010-02-04 [Ihsahn]: Not possible.

2010-02-06 [L V F]: damn ok thanks anyway than

2010-02-12 [Hedda]: [L V F]: You can remove what you want from your profile yourself. The account can't be taken away though as that is both pointless and breaks stuff (wiki-pages made by "deleted user", messages in members' inboxes from "deleted user" and so on).

And as I care more about Elfpackers than making it easy to annoy them...

2010-02-13 [footer]: please take a look at [Tasha//x] mood, so thats what you call profeesional, or nice, when she brakes elfpack rules you congradulate her basically, www.tagged.com is alot better run as moods like that are not aloud, its classed as discrimination and bullying, im a warden on there, i am not saying its better on there im saying that everyone acts like adults, they are not childish

2010-02-13 [Tasha//x]: oh get a life [footer] we all know the truth about you and you know the saying "a leapord never changes its spots" at the end of the day you went round this site asking underage girls for naked pics.i was pregnant when you decided to hassle me and seeing as you were recently arrested for child porn i dont think you should be entitled to use this site or the internet for that matter but thats not for here.

2010-02-13 [footer]: actuelly i wasnt at all, i was in prison for burglury,

2010-02-13 [footer]: dont try to worm your way out of it

2010-02-13 [Tasha//x]: how come one of your old best mates told me it was coz you were caught being a pedo? which doesnt surprise me in the slightest.you couldnt burgle a penny sweet from asda

2010-02-13 [footer]: i was in for section 9 burglury x3 and theft in fairfield, damn your so childish, if you want to discuss things properly, pm me but not on here as your spamming the wiki and they dont want or have time for that on here, they have better things to do

2010-02-13 [Tasha//x]: i have better things to do than talk to pedofiles like you so screw you kiddie fucker

2010-02-13 [footer]: and thats harrasment in wikis, in the uk you can be put in prison for herrasment, i think i might do that for you, infact i promise, i have already printid a copy of all the messages to show them, and of all the places to say insulting words, you say it on here, i would be suprised if you wasnt banned

2010-02-13 [Tasha//x]: haha you dont want them said coz you know its the truth my lovely.you do that but you will be put away for child pornography AGAIN! =D police are gonna love you matey..wasting police time and all that

2010-02-13 [footer]: im just walking into the police station now, as im using my internet on me blackberry

2010-02-13 [Tasha//x]: ooohhh pedos have blackberrys now do they? i suppose it has a quicker loading time than a computer

2010-02-13 [Sister Creep]: Oh shit this is funny.

2010-02-13 [Ihsahn]: [footer] Cut it out or I'll ban you, I've given you enough warnings and I'm tired of dealing with your shit. You cry to much about this site being bad when you don't get your way, grow up. [Tasha//x] your mood does break the rules, so I have to change it, I also suggest that you don't continue with this fiasco.

2010-02-14 [footer]: your choice, you just want to fine a good enough excuse to ban me, even though even hedda said im behaving, all i told you was about her mood, instead, yet again you try turning it around, on me, again real professional, NOT!!

2010-02-14 [Ihsahn]: You acting like an idiot pretending to be some secret google agent ex convict doesn't help you.[Hedda] has said in the past that you would be banned for that.You make to many empty threats and you don't think, We don't need that on Elfpack, especially from one who has a history such as yours,You create to much unneeded drama, If you think you're behaving then you're wrong. I don't need an excuse, you are giving reason to be banned, in case you're wondering this is where you jog on. any further comments made by you will be deleted.

2010-02-14 [Bookwyrm]: -cough-...-applauds-

2010-02-15 [Sister Creep]: *joins in the applause*

2010-02-15 [footer]: *coughs, idiots, coughs again childish little people* cant get there own way so they threaten to ban people ha ha, rudiculous

2010-02-15 [Ihsahn]: That's it you're gone.

2010-02-17 [Tear]: Whoa, mass firing of guards? What happened since I was last here?

2010-02-17 [Tear]: Wow, do people really think they can get arrested for what is said on the webbernet? That's foolish. How about fuck the lot of you? Do I go to jail for that? lol. Idiots these days.

2010-02-17 [Ihsahn]: Not firing, more of a mass retirement process.

2010-02-20 [Mr. smiley bastard]: can i help with anything? money perhaps?

2010-02-22 [Bookwyrm]: I'll take half a million. No, better make that a million...just to be safe. XD

2010-02-22 [Ringbearer]: [Bookwyrm]: Such modesty. I would go for ten million at least... but then again, I am guard somewhat longer ;)

2010-02-25 [Bookwyrm]: Ten million? Really...perhaps I should up my stakes a bit.

Twenty million, then! No! A billion!!

2010-04-07 [Morgoth]: Looks like you guys are a bit understaffed... *eats ramen*...

2010-04-07 [Ihsahn]: Not exactly.

2010-04-07 [Morgoth]: Ooo... "Warden"? Fancy.

I want that. Make me a Warden.

2010-04-08 [Ihsahn]: apply to the crew :P

2010-04-08 [Morgoth]: That'll take too long. Wouldn't it just be easier to resign and give me your job?

2010-04-08 [Ihsahn]: But I don't want to resign :O

2010-04-15 [Ringbearer]: All hail [Ihsahn]! Let him be warden forever!

2010-05-19 [Dead Inside.]: Ummm, It's been a while since I have been here. So why is my name all sparkly and sh*t?

2010-05-21 [Dead Inside.]: I think everyone in here died... I proclaim myself king of elfpack. Bow before your new king.

2010-05-28 [Raikcoes]: i dont wont bow before a forced king lol

2010-05-31 [Hedda]: [Dead Inside.]: It's because you donated.

2010-08-13 [Mr. smiley bastard]: hey i was wondering can you guys bann me in like 3 days, i dont want to come back after that

2010-08-13 [Ihsahn]: No, just stop logging on if you don't want to come back.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: its so tempting

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: You should ban him for a day, just for the lulz

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: i dont want to be here because i have two ex's that frequent this site

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: You could block them.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: i would but i have a no block policy, i believe everyone is my play thin i will fool them

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: then you...are odd.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: yeah i feel bad when i block someone this is why i dont block

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Then maybe you should change your Elfpack name to something extremely long, or put it on your block list on your firewall.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: then i wont remember, hello i smp

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: You should change it, yes. You won't remember it and you'll be gone forever.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: really geez im really fascinated

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: OR what you could do, is be a total dick to multiple people, and then get banned.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: i did that already, and i kinda think you guys stopped carring

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: You were never a dick to me :D or not big enough of a dick. Though I do'nt report people. I just embarress them.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: well i have no self esteem pride or shame i am the devil hail satan

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I have a WoW guild named that....only because there's a guild called FBC of Wow. The FBC meaning First Baptist Chruch. I also..in that church guild have two characters, just for trolling. One called Brnthepriest, who's...a priest lulz. ANd RøtingKrist

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: trying to change the subject

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Yes, WoW is a subject change.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: ok i will block them but i wont go with the whitemans way next time

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I'm NOT WHITE. White people get a tan. I'm pasty.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: you r soo white

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Nahy, I consider myself pasty.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: hmm i think you look nice for a cracker

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I think you shouldn't call me a Cracker, that's for American's...not the Irish.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: no i think its yanks for americans and cracker for you all

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: No...trust me boyyo.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: no tust me! anybody who turns different colors is a honky us "colored" folk never change our stripes, and we aren't savages like all of u think its only our animal in fuck im high!

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Right then. people usually call me a mick to be racist.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: hail satan

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: That's nice. But I do'nt think it'll get you banned.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: hmmm!

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Try again.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: you arent of asian decent, honky , not black, hony

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *cackle* Sorry, but that's not racist.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: *laughs* wtf did i just say?

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: You're trying hard to be racist, laddy. Keep trying.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: sorry im color blind i cant be racists

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Sure, so Honky and Cracka isn't racist? I do believe those are racist words.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: soo theyre just words, if you are bothered by them then youre a racists

2010-08-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Never said I was :D only mick bothersm e.

2010-08-14 [Mr. smiley bastard]: see what i mean

2010-09-15 [//*Ghost*//]: sooo.....this is a really random question but can someone please tell me how to make a wiki

2010-09-15 [Mr. smiley bastard]: its easy but tedious and boring stuff, but its funn in the longrun

2010-09-19 [//*Ghost*//]: so i still dont know how to make one lol

2010-09-20 [Mr. smiley bastard]: me niether, i just wing it

2010-09-21 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I can tell you