2006-11-04 [De'ladrei]: I doubt I could either. But some people probably can.

2006-11-04 [Kaos101]: ....I could help you out with that ;P

2006-11-04 [zoloftzantac]: that's because you forgot the muscle relaxers and the deep tissue foreplay massage

2006-11-04 [FireGypsy]: Gah!

2006-11-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: especially if you have hemroids...XC

2006-11-05 [bribri]: can a guard please ban me? thanks!

2006-11-05 [FireGypsy]: [bribri] banning is NOT being deleted. If you dont want to be on Elfpack, dont login, that is all banning does, makes it so you can't login. Stop spamming wikis.

2006-11-05 [bribri]: i'm not spamming, i'm trying to get someone's attention

2006-11-05 [bribri]: that'll help me

2006-11-05 [FireGypsy]: Nobody is going to ban you because you dont want to be on Elfpack anymore. If this place holds so many "painful" memories, then STOP LOGGING IN! Log out, and never come back! Its NOT very difficult...

2006-11-05 [bribri]: you know what, forget it. i can see you're not gonna help me and i'm not gonna waste my time explaining why it's so important to me

thanks for helping

2006-11-05 [FireGypsy]: Were CANT help you. You are being rediculous and rock headed. Go erase your profile, and log out. Its as simple as that. Then just forget about this site and never come back.

2006-11-06 [zoloftzantac]: If you don't like it here than go away, it really is that easy.

2006-11-06 [FireGypsy]: I know....I just dont get why he can't understand that...O_o

2006-11-06 [De'ladrei]: Maybe he doesn't want the temptation of coming back.

2006-11-06 [zoloftzantac]: heh, that sounds like his problem to me, I still don't care ;)

2006-11-06 [De'ladrei]: Pft wasn't saying that made it our problem, I was tryingnto answer the possible question :P

If he doesn't have the will power to stay off then his fingers should be removed.

2006-11-06 [FireGypsy]: Hahaha!

2006-11-06 [Kaos101]: if it's so painful for him then I don't get what's making him come back. But I did just wake up.

2006-11-06 [De'ladrei]: Addiction is a funny thing like that. If it is indeed the case.

2006-11-06 [zoloftzantac]: heh, I know you were Dela, I'm just amused at how some people decide they never want to come back here, but they can't seem to stay away

2006-11-06 [FireGypsy]: I can picture him now, he has probably duct taped his hands together, locked the computer in the basement, and is foaming at the mouth with withdrawls!!

2006-11-06 [Kaos101]: ...that's an interesting level of addiction.

2006-11-07 [Enneigard Rebirth]: we should do something annoying to bribri...

2006-11-07 [FireGypsy]: I dont think he will be logging on for a while lol!

2006-11-07 [Enneigard Rebirth]: hahaha. *kisses [FireGypsy]* i love you!! *begins to randomly float*

2006-11-07 [FireGypsy]: *floats too*

2006-11-07 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *pulls out a box* want to ride the psychafreikaxpress?

2006-11-07 [FireGypsy]: O_o

2006-11-07 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *grabs her hand & pulls her into the box as it shoots off backwards,fowards, backwards again, upward, downward & then fowards rapidly while a crusty colorful background follows the box around* "ttt-t-t-tripp-y isnt ittt-t-?"

2006-11-07 [zoloftzantac]: *is ran over by the psychafreikaxpress* x_x

2006-11-07 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *stops* "oh crapness....give his girlfriend a free t-shirt!!"

2006-11-07 [FireGypsy]: O_O Lol! Wtf!

2006-11-07 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *throws a free psychafreikaxpress t-shirt on zoloftzantac & drives away*

2006-11-07 [Kaos101]: ...is that supposed to be spelled that way

2006-11-07 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yup.

2006-11-07 [Kaos101]: well then yay ^_^

2006-11-07 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lolif.

2006-11-09 [Dead Inside.]: http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=20316 <GOD DAMNIT!!!! ><

2006-11-09 [Hedda]: Is it smart to follow instructions no matter how stupid they are?

2006-11-09 [zoloftzantac]: ha, besides, the test really only checks to see if you have a 2nd grade reading level :p

ever try this one? http://www.mensa.org/index0.php?page=12

2006-11-09 [Big Brother]: i had no trouble with the idiot test....i'm about to try the mensa test

2006-11-09 [zoloftzantac]: When I took it they estimated I was in the 96th percentile ... in other words, not smart enough to join Mensa :\

2006-11-09 [Big Brother]: i'm no good with words.....didn't do that great, i got all the shape ones and the number ones ^_^

2006-11-09 [zoloftzantac]: Yeah, the I suck at the ones with mixed up words >.<

2006-11-09 [Hedda]: I failed because I misunderstood words like "coiled" and I'm not good and puzzles with English words. But 25 points is OK for a morning-test.

2006-11-09 [zoloftzantac]: heh, I wouldn't even dare to take a Swedish test ;)

2006-11-09 [Hedda]: Hoody buudie doodie?

2006-11-09 [Firenze]: I agree [zoloftzantac], I wouldn't even attempt a swedish test...English A-Levels and CATs are bad enough :P

2006-11-10 [Enneigard Rebirth]: cats are bad enough? meowfuck.

2006-11-10 [Kaos101]: C-A-T's. It's a type of test. Though sorry if I missed a joke ^_^

2006-11-11 [Asrun]: MEOW KITTY CATS!! :DDDDDDD`

2006-11-11 [Dead Inside.]: http://www.illwillpress.com/black.html Once you go black, You'r baby's on crack. lol

2006-11-11 [zoloftzantac]: ... you're more open to scak? :\

2006-11-11 [Firenze]: CATs is a set of tests here in England full title is Cognitive Ability Tests. It is a set of tests we take when we first start a new school to see what groups we should be in for different subjects. They also use your CATs scores to predict what you should get in GCSE which is another set of exams.

2006-11-11 [Enneigard Rebirth]: .............................*gets hit by a car*

2006-11-11 [FireGypsy]: O_o

2006-11-11 [Dead Inside.]: *Stop's the car* Oh no. Did I just run over someone? *look's out the car windo* oh, I thought I might have hit [Hedda] or [Sunrose], But it's just [Enneigard Rebirth]. *Mumbles to self "To bad I didn't hit [zoloftzantac] or [skullhead]"*

2006-11-11 [RabidSphinx]: i wanted to get a t-shirt that said "...and i put it in reverse and backed over him agaon..." but i didn't. i got the one that said "Being insane is part of my charm"

2006-11-11 [skullhead]: Hey thunderhead, you want to start something, because I’ll finish it.

2006-11-11 [Dead Inside.]: Really? And just how would you "finish it"?

2006-11-12 [skullhead]: Oh it will finish bad for you, but don’t worry about it.
Get this in your skull, I don’t RP, I take things seriously and personal.

2006-11-12 [Dead Inside.]: As long as I don't get banned I really don't care what you say or do to me. But it sound's like you might ban me for it, So I will drop the whole thing right now.

2006-11-12 [skullhead]: Come on someone other than thunderhead. Do I sound like an elftown guard? aka:(asshole). Sorry about that thunderhead some times I can’t control my temper.

2006-11-12 [RabidSphinx]: i have a fettish for having hot wax dripped all over my skin...

2006-11-12 [Kaos101]: ...kinky

2006-11-12 [RabidSphinx]: HotWaxMakesMeHappy

2006-11-12 [FireGypsy]: Kinky ^_^

2006-11-12 [zoloftzantac]: *puts on some nice music in a dark candle lit room and invites [RabidSphinx] to lay on a soft satin blanket while he lites another candle*

2006-11-12 [FireGypsy]: Okay ZZ take your obsession elsewhere, we don't want to watch you two! lol! ^_^

2006-11-12 [zoloftzantac]: heh, then close your eyes :p the wolrd is my playground ;)

2006-11-12 [FireGypsy]: *kicks your ass* How's that for a playground!

2006-11-12 [zoloftzantac]: no problem, you pretned to kick my ass and I'll pretend you are wearing nothing but thigh high fishnets and combat boots :p

2006-11-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

!!!!
hey....

2006-11-12 [FireGypsy]: Kinky ^_^

2006-11-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: [FireGypsy] imaginarily kicking someone in the ass named after medication, while wearing combat boots & fishnets? that is soooo insaninky.

2006-11-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: or asylum sexy. whatever you call it.

2006-11-12 [RabidSphinx]: hey, i did not agree to be any part of your fantasy Zoloft. >_<
*hides*

2006-11-12 [FireGypsy]: See ZZ! Now you are scaring her away!

2006-11-12 [Dead Inside.]: Hey [zoloftzantac], What's the speed limit for sex?

2006-11-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :O

2006-11-12 [Dead Inside.]: 68 mph. Because once you hit 69 you have to turn around.

2006-11-12 [zoloftzantac]: ... because once you hit 69 you have to "eat it" :\

2006-11-12 [Asrun]: !!!!

2006-11-12 [Dead Inside.]: What's wrong [Asrun]? You look shocked.

2006-11-12 [RabidSphinx]: O_O *goes back into hiding*

2006-11-12 [FireGypsy]: Nice!

2006-11-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: poor asrun went 88.

2006-11-13 [eyes of frost]: ...

2006-11-13 [RabidSphinx]: 88 MILES AN HOUR!

2006-11-13 [zoloftzantac]: If my calculations are correct ... you're gonna see some serious shit

2006-11-13 [FireGypsy]: ^_^ *gets ready*

2006-11-13 [zoloftzantac]: sweet, I found it
http://www.gotwavs.com/0085934086/MP3S/Movies/Back_To_The_Future/seriousBLEEP.mp3

2006-11-13 [FireGypsy]: I love that movie ^_^

2006-11-13 [RabidSphinx]: i do too. it roxorz my sox.
Doc, are you telling me, you made a time machine, out of a DeLorean?

2006-11-13 [FireGypsy]: I went on the Back To The Future ride at Universal Studios, twas pretty cool ^_^

2006-11-13 [RabidSphinx]: that was closed when i was there. :( repairs or something

2006-11-13 [FireGypsy]: Universal wasn't that bad. I prefer roller coasters over anything though. Fear Factor Live was pretty cool though. I kicked ass untill my partner failed to tell me that she effing sucked at throwing. Damn broad lost me the win!

2006-11-13 [RabidSphinx]: i went to disney world...i want to lose weight and get a nice smile so i can work there as one of their princesses someday

2006-11-13 [FireGypsy]: Bah, if I worked there, I would have to drive 3 hours lol! I haven't been to Disney yet, but it is right next to Universal.

2006-11-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol. how ironic.

2006-11-18 [RabidSphinx]: what is ironic?

2006-11-18 [..oops..]: That Burnout has been to Universal but not Disney. It's a lot of fun though. So, maybe you should go sometimes.
Raine, the people in costumes don't get many benefits, though. If you love kids though, go right ahead.


XD

2006-11-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol.

2006-11-19 [Dead Inside.]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXyOF1kWbAU < I can't believe it, It's a song about me.

2006-11-20 [FireGypsy]: Ehh, Disney has a lot of kids stuff, and I am into the more extreme stuff, like roller coasters ^_^ But I would rather just go to Busch Gardens because they have a Zoo AND theme park in one! And it is only 30 minutes away from me.

Love kids eh? I do, well, I guess I must, I am now a nanny for 5 kids! It actually isn't that bad. They are great kids. I get $12 under the table too ^_^

2006-11-21 [Kitty Vix 000]: i have no idea if im ment to tell people or not, but incase people complain or whatever...theres a pic on my page of me in my underwear...message me if thats a problem or whatever!

2006-11-22 [Kaos101]: That's perfectly okay. As long as there's no nudity.

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: since when have you been given the job of guard saying what is allowed?

if you look in the UAR you will see that there are limits to artistic nudity, <18 is considered a minor and therefor anything of a sexual nature such as underwear is something that should not be public.

oh and some types of nudity is fine depending on the nature.

bottom line, correct me if i'm wrong but you are 18 and as per site rules that should not be public ^_^

2006-11-22 [Tear]: Methinks that she only posted a comment to go have people look at her picture.
Camera whore looking for people to tell her she looks good when she really could have an ugly mug, or whatever.

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: you saying i'm ugly?

2006-11-22 [Tear]: No, not you.
I see an attention whore who just brought the image to our attention because she wanted to have people tell her what she already knows so she can feel special.
She might as well have said nothing more then "Hey guys, I have a picture of myself in my panties, come take a look and tell me what you think" and it would've accomplished the exact same goal.
Unfortunately, we have too many of those here.

And considering she has been a member since January of last year, she has no excuse to be ignorant of the rules here.

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: so i'm not ugly?.......[Tear], are you saying i'm beautiful? or maybe just cute?

OMG! are you hitting on me!!!!

2006-11-22 [RabidSphinx]: she is fat. if her image looked like this:

then maybe a warning would need to be placed on the house...>_>;
and i think you are beautiful Jon

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: that is just wrong *feels sick* GET IT OFF!!!

2006-11-22 [Kitty Vix 000]: no, i honestly didnt know if i had to tell the guards or anything...im not actually on here too much, so to be honest i havent read all the rules...and one of you deleted my image anyway.

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: ya i removed it, and don't mind [Tear], he can be a ass. *mumbles insults bout his crazy uncle/brother*

2006-11-22 [Enneigard Rebirth]: hey! stop mumbling about me dammit....

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: i was mumbling bout [Tear] ^_^

2006-11-22 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *begins to cry* how come you dont love me anymore!!! *runs away crying to the dead end, & then runs the other way to the exit*

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: cause you never send me porn =P lol

2006-11-22 [RabidSphinx]: *sends jon sheep-porn*

2006-11-22 [Big Brother]: EWWW NOOOO

2006-11-23 [skullhead]: Heeeeey! Handsome!

2006-11-23 [RabidSphinx]: that's hawt

2006-11-23 [Enneigard Rebirth]: SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-24 [XxSinister MorphineXx]: Will I be able to put the picture in
my house?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e363/gothicvampire777/icp47faygo.jpg

2006-11-24 [Big Brother]: sure, but it looks like you might be hitting your limit soon for images....

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *lays there stomped & shotted* yup. jon's right.

2006-11-24 [Big Brother]: damn strait i'm right! i'm always right

2006-11-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *lays there stabbed, stomped & shotted x2*

2006-11-24 [XxSinister MorphineXx]: Alright. Thanks

2006-11-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: no/html.pjp -bp.n///

2006-11-25 [Big Brother]: eh?

2006-11-25 [XxSinister MorphineXx]: ok. I have a question. Am I able to use other stylesheets from other web pages? Like Vampire Freaks or MySpace?

2006-11-25 [Big Brother]: yes.....but it may not work so well, it was designed for use on those sites.

2006-11-25 [XxSinister MorphineXx]: ok. Will I be able to use Stylesheets. What I mean it. I am using Mozilla Firefox. Will I be able to use the Stylesheets?

2006-11-25 [Big Brother]: doesn't everyone use firefox? this site is designed to be used with firefox lol

2006-11-25 [XxSinister MorphineXx]: I understand that. But if you look at the EG Stylesheets
those will only work in internet explorer. And not Mozilla Firefox

2006-11-25 [Big Brother]: true, cause whoever made that CSS made it to work with what that person was using....and that was IE.

2006-11-25 [XxSinister MorphineXx]: Oh, Alright. So if I was to make my own. It should work in Mozilla Firefox?

2006-11-25 [Big Brother]: if you know how to make them you should know how to make it work with whatever you want.

2006-11-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: im using it with internet explorer *talks spiked, stabbed, stomped & shotted x2*

2006-11-26 [Big Brother]: well we don't listen to you.....and aren't you on fire too?

2006-11-26 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *cries*

2006-11-26 [zoloftzantac]: *gives [Enneigard Rebirth] some aleo vera after the flames finally go out*

2006-11-26 [Big Brother]: NOO, they are keeping him on fire for a money making idea, they are selling [Enneigard Rebirth] flavored marshmallows

2006-11-26 [leelee]: how do you send cool points ? anyone please tell me how please

2006-11-26 [Hedda]: Go to their house and press the coolpoint-link at the top of their house.

2006-11-27 [XxSinister MorphineXx]: When I give Coolpoints Do my Anti coolpoints
go up also?

2006-11-27 [skullhead]: -_-! yes...

2006-11-27 [XxSinister MorphineXx]: Why?

2006-11-27 [Hedda]: That is what anticoolpoints is. The anticoolpoints say how many coolpoints you have given away.

2006-11-27 [XxSinister MorphineXx]: alright

2006-11-27 [zoloftzantac]: they are anti-"coolpoints", not "anti-cool" points :p

2006-11-27 [XxSinister MorphineXx]: ok

2006-11-27 [skullhead]: ¬_¬

2006-11-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: no its not because your not cool. those actually were lame points until the fall of saruman II, then [Hedda] & [Sunrose] took over middle earth and made it so. and the penguins were rioting.

2006-11-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: .....they should make n00b points.

2006-11-28 [Cloud Natiion]: hi...can i have one of those signs at the top of my house saying im a stalker? pleeaasseeeee please pretty please? lol... :(

2006-11-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: beth! its you!

2006-11-29 [Cloud Natiion]: kyle! its you!

2006-11-29 [Enneigard Rebirth]: oh my god. it is. *does a heroic pose*

2006-11-30 [Cloud Natiion]: tehe

2006-11-30 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol yaz.

2006-11-30 [Romantic Rebellion]: can i have a note thing at the top of my house saying "She is everyones no.1 fan and if you ask you can get creepy fan mail for coolpoints!" maybe not the coolpoint bit then but...
pretty pleeeeease with sugar on top and a cherry!

2006-11-30 [zoloftzantac]: why are you so anti-28? I was born on the 28th :(

2006-11-30 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i prefer 622.

2006-11-30 [FireGypsy]: Me too! August 28th!

2006-11-30 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lovey! *hugs [FireGypsy]*

2006-12-01 [FireGypsy]: Yay! *dances*

2006-12-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: so what are you planning to do this weekend? blow shit up? attack helm's deep? herd sheep on a mountain? summon scapegoats & watch them inbreed with the sheep & turn into scapelamb, then make scapelambchops?

2006-12-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ♪Ever since the day that I was made I’ve been deciding the end♪

2006-12-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ♪And I was made of wood and stone that won’t diminish or burn♪

2006-12-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ♪So when the heavy hand of death is here to take me away♪

2006-12-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ♪I’ll be the solid grip of time, forever holding my stay♪

2006-12-02 [blackheart64]: nevermind

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: you know you do you kill me well, stop drop and roll doesnt work in hell

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: my own set of HH lyrics

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: face step let down?

2006-12-03 [surrruh]: HI people!! I wanna be a guard!!

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ...um...you can't....someone has to elect you as one if im right....or they...have to...

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: Do Not ask to become a guard. If we need you, we will ask you.

2006-12-03 [Firenze]: Or you could apply to be a guard see Apply to the Crew

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: Yea, what the awesome placid [Firenze] said. *does a heroic pose*

2006-12-03 [Firenze]: lol *pets [Enneigard Rebirth] and gives you a lollipop*

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yay! *licks lollipop & purrs*

2006-12-03 [Firenze]: *smiles* A happy EPer is defined as by moi, a person who is hyped up on sugar and caffiene ^_^

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ...and music! :>

2006-12-03 [Firenze]: Oh yes and music for a kick ass party

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: what else will we need?

2006-12-03 [Firenze]: Lots of lights for a disco?

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yesh. and a disco cube. and a band. and celebrities.

2006-12-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *waves summoning stick in the air & takes shirt off* BATTLEFIELD!!! I SUMMON YE!!!

2006-12-04 [kittykittykitty]: *looks around the room tentatively* What all good parties need is...
>.> <.<
a bubble machine. And candy corn :D

2006-12-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: KITTY?!! *looks at summoning stick angrily, then looks at [kittykittykitty] happily* YOUR BACK!!! *hugs*

2006-12-04 [..oops..]: Maybe the summoning stick needs to be fixed, Rebirth..... lol
XD

2006-12-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *cries, then puts shirt back on*

2006-12-04 [..oops..]: Don't cry, Rebirth..... why did you take your shirt off in the first place, anyways? LOL

2006-12-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: to aid the summoning.