2006-09-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: manci!

2006-09-15 [Officer Jody]: cannn i have a mesage above my house saying i dont have msn or yahoo! because its soo annoying when everyone asked me! if i did have it and wanted people to know it id put it on my house! please guards.. from jody

2006-09-15 [Ihsahn]: done.

2006-09-16 [..oops..]: Is there a way to see what my message says? I keep forgetting it and sometimes I think that people can't read or they just ignore it......I still have people send me messages occasionally but still.... in fact, one time, I even had someone afraid to message me because they thought that I would like, kill them or something. LOL 

2006-09-16 [Sunrose]: 'THIS MEMBER DOES NOT CYBER.
Do not ask her to, do not message her asking if she has a WEBCAM. If you message her despite this warning, it is considered harrassment and you will be BANNED.'

2006-09-17 [Dead Inside.]: HEY! [Sunrose] is back. *Jumps for joy*

2006-09-17 [Sunrose]: lol :)

2006-09-17 [Officer Jody]: thanks!!!! thansk for the secret serivce message... when my frined goes "why have u a secret service message" i forgot about assking for one so i got really confsued!! thank u guards!! hopesfully i wont get bugged about msn adresses!

2006-09-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lolllllllllllllllll

2006-09-17 [..oops..]: Okay, thanks, [Sunrose]!
YAY!!!!! [Sunrose] is back for some more of us!!!! XD  lol

2006-09-17 [Ringbearer]: She aint bad... She is cute debbygirl.

2006-09-18 [Dead Inside.]: Kick;s [..oops..] in the ass for saying [Sunrose] is bad for some of us. The only people [Sunrose] is bad for, Are the one;s breaking the rule;s.

2006-09-18 [Kaos101]: actually I agree with bert

2006-09-18 [Dead Inside.]: Who's bert?

2006-09-18 [Kaos101]: [Ringbearer]

2006-09-18 [Sunrose]: I didn't write that SS-comment, just so you know :P

2006-09-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: binary digits.

2006-09-18 [Kaos101]: what comment? Which house?

2006-09-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: were distinguished as a separate group, as were the Gaels of Dál Riata. The terms "Brython" and "Briton" are traditionally used to mean inhabitants of ancient Britain excluding the Picts, because other cultural features of the Picts, for example their sculpture, pottery and monumental remains, differ from those

2006-09-18 [Dead Inside.]: http://www.robont.net/archives/2006/05/kari_byron_from.html < LMAO! click it, you KNOW you want too

2006-09-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: in addition to the castle. The Georgian Inveraray Jail in the burgh is now a museum. Other attractions include the Combined Operations Museum and the Argyll Folk Museum. The Celtic Inveraray Cross can also been seen in the town, and the Arctic Penguin ship is moored at the pier. Shinty is the most popular local sport, Inveraray Shinty Club being crowned Scottish Champions in 2004.

Alan Bennett, the playwright, writes amusingly about his dining in Inveraray experience in his autobiographical book "Untold stories" [1]

2006-09-19 [..oops..]: I swear, I meant to say back!!!!!!!!!! BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEANT BACK!!!!
Please don't hate me.... I swear to anything I meant to say that [Sunrose] is back for some more.... 
It doesn't matter who wrote it, but I was just wondering what it said because I forgot.  I'm sorry [Sunrose], I don't dislike you, you are awesome but, sometimes my writing gets messed up, I'm very sorry for the incorrect word.

2006-09-19 [Sunrose]: :P

2006-09-19 [FireGypsy]: *tackles and huggles [Sunrose]* =(^-^)= *licks*

2006-09-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: what?

2006-09-19 [FireGypsy]: ...?

2006-09-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: exactly burnouthappy. i love you.

2006-09-19 [FireGypsy]: I love you too haha!

2006-09-19 [Kaos101]: ...I feel rather unloved right now ;_;

2006-09-19 [FireGypsy]: *hugs*

2006-09-19 [Kaos101]: ^_^*hugs back* I can always count on you, Sasha.

2006-09-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: no really. i have a hot lesbian crush on you.

2006-09-20 [FireGypsy]: O_O

2006-09-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: or wait. im a guy. O_o

2006-09-20 [FireGypsy]: lol!

2006-09-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: or am i? *laughs evilishly feminine/masculine*

2006-09-20 [FireGypsy]: I dunno! Are you?! *ish shcared*

2006-09-20 [Larova]: *Hears an ethereal "tee hee" echoing through his ears*
*Shudders*

2006-09-20 [Zero Avalon]: hay i wish to report someone where would i go along doing that

2006-09-20 [RabidSphinx]: go to their profile...at the top there is a link by their Poll and Diary that says "report this member to the guards" and folow the instructions from there.. :)

2006-09-20 [Kaos101]: but make sure its credible enough to report.

2006-09-20 [..oops..]: Like harassment or inappropriate content, et cetra

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: it was someone flaming the Steve Irwin wiki, saying he was a jack-ass when it was a mermorial of places for him given his recent tragic death. it was completely inappropriate and the member was asked to leave by several people including the owner i believe, several times

2006-09-21 [Kaos101]: i assume you mean [Strawboy]

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: dah.

2006-09-21 [Kaos101]: I think that would be legitimate

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: he was warned that commenting there would lead to his being reported and he didn't listen,..*shrugs*
i love stupid people...wait, no i don't

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KrdBUFeFtY
my mind is so easily amused...>_>
i need to learn how to do that...

2006-09-21 [FireGypsy]: I used to be really good at card tricks!

2006-09-21 [Big Brother]: that's got nothing on this guy!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHTdGq_z-aY

BEST MAGIC ACT EVER!

2006-09-21 [FireGypsy]: OMFG!!!

2006-09-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: steve irwin died?!

2006-09-21 [Big Brother]: yes.......quite some time ago......

2006-09-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *puts on darth vader helmet* NOOOO!!!!!!!

2006-09-21 [Larova]: You emo Sith you.

2006-09-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yes.

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: DV was SO fucking emo! >_<;

2006-09-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: and now he blew up the deathstar & if he had a lightrazor he'd cut his wrists over his dead wife padme. he he he almost like me

2006-09-21 [De'ladrei]: No one can be a much of a pussy as Vader was in those films.

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: i liked Episode One though... :)

2006-09-21 [Larova]: The trilogy was a lot better than the prequels.

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: no argument, but is there a fucking law that states one cannot like any of the prequels?!

2006-09-21 [Kaos101]: ...no?

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: thankyou.

2006-09-21 [Larova]: Fair enough.

2006-09-21 [Kaos101]: who said here was?

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: Larova is the asshole that implied as much.

2006-09-21 [Larova]: Again with the phantom implications.
You're so good at coming up with them.

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: you are just as good at being an asshole.

2006-09-21 [De'ladrei]: Not really it was a statement. I liked the first one as I thought it showed promise minus (Jar Jar Binks *shudder*) after that it was "zomg Lucas killed it" and I didnt bother to see them in the cinema.

2006-09-21 [RabidSphinx]: lucas should write, NOT direct

2006-09-21 [Larova]: "Bastard" is the term those of my style have adopted.
But hey, a rose by any other name, eh?

2006-09-22 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yesh quagon died.

2006-09-26 [Dildo Bus Chicken Hunter]: quagon died!?! noooooooooooooooooooo or wait do you think chuck norris can kick darth vader's ass in a greased up deaf guy catching contest.

2006-09-26 [Larova]: Hell no.
Unless Chuck cheated. But that's against Law and Order, his left and right boots.

2006-09-26 [Enneigard Rebirth]: but if chuck norris used the force to deliver a omnigravitational roundhouse sith/jedi kick to darthvader....?

2006-09-27 [Kaos101]: ....o.0

2006-09-27 [Larova]: Ooh.
You're right, I never thought about that.

2006-09-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: but...then again....darth vader can move out of the way! OMFG!!!

2006-09-27 [Larova]: You've still got to assume successful delivery for sake of the argument.

2006-09-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: and chuck norris can use the force too

2006-09-28 [Kaos101]: and Chuck Norris doesn't miss

2006-09-29 [Enneigard Rebirth]: damns right.

2006-10-03 [hello]: chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did...

2006-10-03 [Big Brother]: WTF does that have to do with anything!

2006-10-03 [Larova]: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

2006-10-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: www.myspace.com/ibeatupbrucelee

2006-10-03 [Kaos101]: damn...I think that might actually be him.

2006-10-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: hopefully he doesnt roundhouse kick you for your pun.

2006-10-03 [Kaos101]: I made no pun that I'm aware of

2006-10-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: beware of the boot man...i'll pray for you...*vanishes*

2006-10-03 [Kaos101]: ...0.o....he wouldn't hurt me anyway. I watch his show like every day almost

2006-10-05 [Dead Inside.]: Hey, Elftown has a thing were you can pay [Hedda] to come and visit you. Does Elfpack have a thing where you can pay [Sunrose] to come and visit you?

2006-10-05 [FireGypsy]: You can pay [Hedda] to come and visit you? O_o

2006-10-05 [zoloftzantac]: Why not? If you pay me enough I'd come over and clean your bathrooms :p

2006-10-05 [FireGypsy]: Lol! Sweet! How about my bedroom?

2006-10-05 [zoloftzantac]: I think that, for the sake of your reputation, you had better keep me as far from your bedroom as you can :p

2006-10-05 [Larova]: What about my bedroom?

2006-10-05 [De'ladrei]: Aww but wheres the fun in that zolof :P

2006-10-05 [zoloftzantac]: [Larova]: Okay, how much will it cost me to clean [De'ladrei] in your bedroom ;)

2006-10-05 [FireGypsy]: Hehe!

2006-10-05 [Kaos101]: ...that's sounds like a good deal no matter what.

2006-10-05 [De'ladrei]: *snerks* agreed.

2006-10-05 [Kaos101]: I'd be happy to clean you in your bedroom, [De'ladrei]. Just name your pay ^_^

2006-10-06 [Dead Inside.]: I'm bored. Someone, Anyone, call me please. 1-409-363-0998

2006-10-06 [FireGypsy]: Very very very tempting.... add yourself to my wiki Text Me ^_^

2006-10-06 [Larova]: Hmm.
So I pay you to spongebathe her in my room when I'm done with her, eh?
Sounds like a plan.
Hope you know how to dress wounds well. If so, I might even have you patch up my own clawmarks.

2006-10-06 [De'ladrei]: Pft, you're claw marks? Honey you'd be lucky to make it out of there without a scar :p

2006-10-06 [Kaos101]: lol lucky for you both my father passed down some of his medical training to me.

2006-10-06 [Larova]: Oh, I don't plan to. ;)

2006-10-06 [Kaos101]: *places on surgeons mask, holding a box of band-aids* ready ^_^

2006-10-06 [De'ladrei]: Hah.

And just bandaids? Tsk tsk.

2006-10-06 [Kaos101]: Well these I carry in my pocket. *points to giant metal safe with a red cross on it* I didn't want to dig into my stash ^_^ I'm always prepared, dear.

2006-10-06 [De'ladrei]: Ah good stuff, as long as there is a good supply of medical stuffs all should, should, be well.

2006-10-06 [Kaos101]: Indeed. There's some things that just can't be fixed...like death

2006-10-07 [..oops..]: You know, I was going to reply to all of that but.... I reread and now, I just can't think straight..... LMAO.... I can't bring myself to reply to any of that.... LOL

2006-10-07 [zoloftzantac]: [De'ladrei]: If you taste half as good as you look I'd be glad to lick your wounds. *is a little worried about [Larova]'s fluids*

2006-10-07 [Larova]: *[Larova]'s fluids sometimes catch fire when exposed to the air*

2006-10-07 [FireGypsy]: Speaking of fire!! This is me doing Fire Poi!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IkRd5orF9Y

2006-10-07 [De'ladrei]: Thank you zolf! Although if you really don't want to I'd do Larova's :p

2006-10-07 [Ringbearer]: *hands out torches* Ok, lets see if we can light a pyre here ^_^

2006-10-07 [FireGypsy]: *Grabs her Poi*

2006-10-07 [Larova]: That.
Rocks.
Bawls.

2006-10-07 [De'ladrei]: Pier? bwuh?

2006-10-08 [..oops..]: OMG!!! I love fire!!!!! ::dances around:: ::grabs lighter and starts fidgeting with it:: XD  YAY!

2006-10-08 [FireGypsy]: Hehe ^_^

2006-10-08 [kittykittykitty]: Ok... seriously... is my name posted somewhere weird that I don't know about? Or somebody is redirecting people towards me? e.O

"hello sexy ill give u sex anyday if u want it cuz i do
xx"

That's THREE messages of similar calibre in the past fifteen minutes >.> ... <.<

2006-10-08 [Kaos101]: that's kind of a little creepy

2006-10-08 [kittykittykitty]: I know "^^ It's funny how somebody might think I would respond to that.

You know 219 people on EP currently have the word 'horny' in their mood XD

2006-10-08 [Kaos101]: well that's actually not as suprising as one might think. Did you know there's 107 people on EP who have the word 'cyber' in their mood? That's strange

2006-10-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol. and there are almost no people on fake that have "cyber" in their mood, just some raunchy invites to have [insert inuendo here] with thier [insert genital or body part here]

2006-10-08 [Kaos101]: lol very well put

2006-10-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yup. try finding an anime wiki on fake that doesnt include anything about sex, hentai, yaoi, anal sex, sex talk, in-wiki cybering, & sexual harassment.

2006-10-08 [Kaos101]: I've never tried. I'd end up taking hours out of my day.

2006-10-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lolif.

2006-10-08 [..oops..]: lolif? What does that stand for?

2006-10-08 [Dead Inside.]: That's it! I'm bored and I'm calling someone.

Should I call [FireGypsy] or [Big Brother]?

2006-10-08 [Dead Inside.]: Awww. Headbagging kiddies. http://myspace-911.vo.llnwd.net/01254/11/97/1254367911_s.gif & http://myspace-620.vo.llnwd.net/01257/02/60/1257370620_s.gif

2006-10-08 [FireGypsy]: GAH!

2006-10-08 [Dead Inside.]: GAH! what?

2006-10-08 [FireGypsy]: *shrugs*

2006-10-08 [Dead Inside.]: Fine. I'm calling [FireGypsy]. What's your name and number again?

2006-10-08 [FireGypsy]: Lol my phone is off because im skipping work today haha! No luck calling me today ^_^

2006-10-08 [Dead Inside.]: Then I will leave you a VERY naughty voice mail. BWHAHAHA!

2006-10-08 [FireGypsy]: Lol!

2006-10-08 [Dead Inside.]: "Hey sexy. How are you doing to day baby. I can't wait untill I can talk to you and hear your sexy voice while I am masterbateing!" How do you like that for a voice mail message?

2006-10-08 [FireGypsy]: Uhh Adam would have a COW!!! Haha!

2006-10-08 [Dead Inside.]: Who's Adam?

2006-10-08 [FireGypsy]: My boyfriend whom I live with ^_^

2006-10-08 [Dead Inside.]: You have a boyfriend? Screw that dude. I'm looking for single chick's. I'm not calling someone who's all ready taken...

2006-10-08 [..oops..]: lol.... wow, and these are the kind of things that the guards talk about (with of course random people interjected) lol
XD

2006-10-08 [zoloftzantac]: heh, actually these are the things that radom people talk about on the guard wiki :p

2006-10-08 [zoloftzantac]: [kittykittykitty]: I have no idea why all the sudden attention. Someone took down your SS comment, although that has been up for months and it was never a problem ...

2006-10-08 [FireGypsy]: [Dead Inside.] if you have even breifly viewed my profile, you would know I have a boyfriend lol! *shakes head*

2006-10-08 [Ihsahn]: he was to busy drooling over your pictures sasha.

2006-10-08 [FireGypsy]: Lol! Prolly!

2006-10-08 [Dead Inside.]: There's no prolly about it. Red hair, Green eyes, Light skin, Freckles, And glasses are my turn-on's...

2006-10-09 [Kaos101]: Not to mention a nice smile.

2006-10-09 [FireGypsy]: Lol *smiles* It took 4 years of metal to get this smile!!

2006-10-09 [Asrun]: 5 years for me.. And I still have a small space between my front teeth. >.> Lingual wire snapped shortly after having my braces removed.

2006-10-09 [FireGypsy]: I never wore my retainer, so one of my bottom teeth rotated slightly, but other than that they stayed ^_^

2006-10-09 [Kaos101]: eek

2006-10-09 [zoloftzantac]: my retainer tasted like burned plastic and it made me gag, I tried everything but I could never get the taste off of it, so I didn't wear it and my bottom front teath have all moved a little ...

2006-10-09 [Kaos101]: I'm lucky to have my teeth. They're natural, and seem to be okay. But my two front teeth on my bottom row are crossed over one another. So I try to hide them ><

2006-10-09 [FireGypsy]: I just couldnt stand the fact that I couldnt talk! So I didnt wear it lol!

2006-10-09 [Asrun]: I never wore it either.. I have a permanent one, but the wire snapped right after they put it on, so my teeth separated

2006-10-09 [FireGypsy]: Why didnt you go back?

2006-10-09 [Asrun]: I didn't know until it was too late. It was a clean break that happend right after I got it on. Normally you can feel it snapped because the tension lets go.. But since I wasn't used to it yet, I didn't notice.

2006-10-09 [FireGypsy]: Ooohhh!

2006-10-10 [Enneigard Rebirth]: what?

2006-10-10 [..oops..]: Am I like, the only person who never had to/ never will need braces? lol

2006-10-10 [Kaos101]: I've never had braces ^_^

2006-10-10 [..oops..]: Sweet.
::High-fives [Kaos101]::
XD

2006-10-11 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i never had braces either. *tries to absorb into the popularness* really.

2006-10-11 [Larova]: Only had them on the bottom.
*Empathizes with both worlds*

2006-10-11 [De'ladrei]: I had braces, I didn't like my teeth straight. Then my wisdom teeth came in and made them crooked again. Then I was happy ^_^

I didn't like looking like a clone with a smile that was no longer mine.

2006-10-11 [Kaos101]: ....hooray for being unique

2006-10-11 [De'ladrei]: Rather unique than a media whore of "perfection".

2006-10-11 [Enneigard Rebirth]: roar.

2006-10-11 [Kaos101]: lol don't matter to be what media says, you're already plenty perfect, De'la ^__^

2006-10-11 [De'ladrei]: I knew that :p but thanks all the same ^^

2006-10-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lacuna.....

2006-10-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ...coil!

2006-10-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: armor....

2006-10-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ...for...

2006-10-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: .....sleep!

2006-10-12 [Kaos101]: ...what?

2006-10-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ...the....

2006-10-12 [De'ladrei]: ...fuck?

2006-10-12 [RabidSphinx]: ...annoying

2006-10-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ....little....

2006-10-12 [Kaos101]: ...piece.....

2006-10-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ...of...

2006-10-12 [Ihsahn]: poo!.....

2006-10-12 [Kaos101]: ...damn....can't beat that.

2006-10-12 [De'ladrei]: FLUFF! >.>

2006-10-12 [FireGypsy]: Haha you guys are awesome!

2006-10-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: thank you. *bows*

2006-10-12 [Kaos101]: *smiles* awww, thank you ^_^

2006-10-12 [FireGypsy]: ^_^