2006-07-02 [Dead Inside.]: I can I recognise your awesomness one day, If I dont know what you look like?

2006-07-02 [De'ladrei]: By the shoes and legs alone.

2006-07-02 [Dead Inside.]: I like red hair and green eyes more...

2006-07-02 [Big Brother]: i've seen your face! ^_^ i feel special

2006-07-02 [De'ladrei]: Thats because you are dear :P

2006-07-02 [Big Brother]: O.o i didn't mean special ed kinda special....your mean! *crys like a baby*

2006-07-02 [De'ladrei]: I meant the other other kind of special :P

2006-07-02 [Big Brother]: oh, so now you have to rub it in.....wait.......oh! i get it! thanx ^_^

2006-07-02 [De'ladrei]: *pets*

2006-07-02 [Big Brother]: *tail starts to twitch* that's the stuff.

2006-07-02 [Kaos101]: *smiles* I think I've seen your face...I'm not sure though...that means I could be special

2006-07-02 [Dead Inside.]: o.0? [Big Brother] has a tail? *Stares at [Big Brother]'s tail*

2006-07-02 [Big Brother]:

2006-07-02 [Dead Inside.]: 0.0 Pretty. Can I touch it?

2006-07-02 [De'ladrei]: *keeps petting*

2006-07-02 [Big Brother]: are you a girl? no? then touch and die! *starts to rolls around*

2006-07-02 [De'ladrei]: Woot, my vagina entitles me to pet battlefield :P

2006-07-02 [Tear]: I have petting rights. And I have seen Dela's face,heh heh heh.

2006-07-02 [Big Brother]: if you want to put it that way, yes it does. it also allows you to do more than that =P lol

2006-07-02 [Big Brother]: [Tear], you only have rights cause you are my sick perverted uncle.....

2006-07-02 [Tear]: And because you are one hot piece of ass.

2006-07-02 [Big Brother]: *shutters*

2006-07-02 [Tear]: *shudders*** And I was refering to Fi. She has had my children.

2006-07-02 [De'ladrei]: good god >.>

2006-07-02 [Dead Inside.]: You people are sick.

2006-07-02 [Tear]: No, we're family. Jon is Fi in your family tree?

2006-07-02 [De'ladrei]: I don't think I am *unloved* .______.

2006-07-02 [Dead Inside.]: Your not unloved [De'ladrei]. I am sure some one loves you.

2006-07-02 [De'ladrei]: I know they do, I just want in the family too :P

2006-07-02 [Big Brother]: well where can i put her in?

2006-07-02 [De'ladrei]: lemme see it :P

2006-07-02 [Dead Inside.]: God this suck's. Does anyone on here want to buy a 12 year old sister?

2006-07-02 [Sky Chord]: O_o......*is amazed*.....ah....no..ILL PAY SOMEONE TO TAKE MY LITTLE BROTHER WHO DOES NOTHING Lol.....and i have a very important question,can someone get banned for taking a picture someone drew for you and put it up without asking?

2006-07-02 [Kaos101]: since when did this wiki become an auction?

2006-07-02 [Sky Chord]: *shrugs*

2006-07-03 [Tear]: Jon, she had my kids, she would have to be your aunt. And yes, that is breaking one of the UAR, if I am not mistaken.

2006-07-03 [Sky Chord]: thank you very much!

2006-07-03 [Tear]: I don't know about being banned, but methinks they will have it taken down or something to that effect. Report the member, under the right category, and someone will take care of it for you.

2006-07-03 [Sky Chord]: he took it down

2006-07-03 [Kaos101]: Well that's good. Saves the guard about five minutes of annoyance

2006-07-03 [Sky Chord]: yeah thats why i asked him a few times,i dont like bothering people if its not nessisary

2006-07-03 [Dead Inside.]: It became an auction right after you left the last time [Kaos101].

2006-07-03 [Dead Inside.]: http://www.getannoyed.com/ <Coolest website ever. http://www.getannoyed.com/computerlab.htm <LMAO

2006-07-03 [Sky Chord]: its not cool dude........ITS AWSOME! OMFG!

2006-07-03 [De'ladrei]: hehehehe I think I found love on that site <3

2006-07-03 [Dead Inside.]: Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates: Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!" Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

2006-07-03 [Dead Inside.]: How To Annoy The IRS: If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two or three party check. If you send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form. Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then date stamped.

2006-07-04 [Dead Inside.]: I need a hug...

2006-07-04 [Sunrose]: hmm *hug*...

2006-07-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: how to annoy annoying people : annoy them with annoying annoyingness, until they are annoyed or stop annoying you.

2006-07-04 [Kaos101]: *wide-eyed* Woah....I want a Sunrose hug too!

2006-07-04 [kittykittykitty]: Everyone wants a sunrose hug! :D

2006-07-04 [Dead Inside.]: YAAAAAY! I got a hug from [Sunrose]. I'm special.

2006-07-04 [Sunrose]: :P

2006-07-04 [Dead Inside.]: I am going to be on T.V! FREAKING SWEET!

2006-07-04 [Ringbearer]: America's Most Wanted?

2006-07-04 [Dead Inside.]: Nope. Cops. (Much better show)

2006-07-04 [Ringbearer]: You're the random drunk driver of the week?

2006-07-04 [Dead Inside.]: Nope. I was hitting mailboxs with a bassball bat and got in a fight with a Texas state tropper.

2006-07-04 [Ringbearer]: Not shot?

2006-07-05 [Dead Inside.]: I want a badge. I want a badge. I want a badge. I want a badge. I want a badge. I want a badge. I want a badge. I want a badge. Can I have a badge that says I am the most annoying member on Elfpack?

2006-07-05 [Big Brother]: umm......i can write a note on your house saying you are banned and ban you...

2006-07-05 [eyes of frost]: B....Be nice...*Pats*

2006-07-05 [zoloftzantac]: damn it, I missed all the talk about [De'ladrei]'s shoes, feet and vagina .... // [Dead Inside.]: Is your sister still for sale?

2006-07-05 [Big Brother]: it was a nice "warm" talk we had about her vagina, and it's power that allows her to touch me ^_^ just be glad you missed the part when [Tear] came in O.o he's one crazy sick uncle i got!

2006-07-05 [Kaos101]: yes..I was one of those people who witnessed [Tear]'s part. It will haunt me forever more

2006-07-05 [Larova]: Hang on, what's all this?

2006-07-05 [zoloftzantac]: No way Dude, I'm first in line to by that little girl. :p

2006-07-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *die hair red* i am done with you!

2006-07-05 [Kaos101]: 0.o

2006-07-05 [kittykittykitty]: *exchanges money for the girl from [Dead Inside.] and sets her to work in the kitchen* too late zoloft :P

2006-07-05 [Kaos101]: *wonders if I could make money if I offered to sell myself*

2006-07-05 [zoloftzantac]: Well, since I already own you then I gues I can live with that :p

2006-07-05 [De'ladrei]: I'm too tired to read it all, but all I saw was something about my feet and my vagina up there :P

2006-07-05 [Kaos101]: lol well it's a good thing you noticed

2006-07-05 [zoloftzantac]: [De'ladrei]: Yep, and now this is my favorite wiki :p

2006-07-06 [Viperess]: *peeks in* feet and ...okay then..

2006-07-06 [kittykittykitty]: Well they keep coming back into the conversation.... obviously they're very interesting to think about ;)

2006-07-06 [zoloftzantac]: ha, I think [Viperess]'s ... was a fill in the blank another part of [De'ladrei]'s body that we've been talking about ;)

2006-07-06 [Kaos101]: I think those dots were the duration of time it took to take it in

2006-07-06 [kittykittykitty]: "... was a fill in the blank another part of [De'ladrei]'s body that we've been talking about" You mean her blonde hair? :)

2006-07-06 [Kaos101]: NOOOooo....He meant her shoes

2006-07-06 [zoloftzantac]: *tries so hard to be good* well ... *strains against the tempatation to make yet another sexualized comment*

2006-07-06 [zoloftzantac]: yay! I was able to avoid making a comment about how I don't know the color of anyone's pubic hair *is proud of himself*

2006-07-06 [kittykittykitty]: You're slacking zoloft! I've seen so many opportunities for pervy comments that you just haven't taken up :P

2006-07-06 [skullhead]: Don’t worry Z I got you cover, ho and your back also kitty….rrrrr!

2006-07-06 [kittykittykitty]: *growls at [skullhead]* ;)

2006-07-06 [zoloftzantac]: haha kitty, I am restraining myself a lot ... I'm not trying to replace the [Perverzionator] :p

2006-07-06 [kittykittykitty]: *thanks god for the little black boxes on photos*

2006-07-06 [skullhead]: Who the f@#~ is that??

2006-07-06 [kittykittykitty]: XD

2006-07-06 [skullhead]: You know I didn’t need to see that member’s house, I was going to live a happy man, but nooo you had to say it didn’t you Z.

2006-07-06 [zoloftzantac]: sorry Dude, yeah, I know, that guy even had more reports on his house then [RabidSphinx] :p

2006-07-06 [De'ladrei]: *peeked at* o.O;

2006-07-06 [Kaos101]: how very odd...wait...Rainedrop had a bunch of reports of her house?

2006-07-06 [skullhead]: oops !!!

2006-07-06 [Dead Inside.]: Yes, My sister it still for sale. Starting bid is $50.

2006-07-06 [Kaos101]: *rubs chin* I'll give you $50.01!

2006-07-06 [Dead Inside.]: Randomly sings "I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl. Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation." ([zoloftzantac] "You're a dog, and a troll, Were you hit by a train? Don't go near you, 'Cause your breath is stinky".) (Me "Don't get touched I'm afraid. Cause guys say I'm an eye sore")

2006-07-06 [Dead Inside.]: [kittykittykitty] said $200.

2006-07-06 [Kaos101]: I'll give...no I'm kidding. I am beaten

2006-07-07 [zoloftzantac]: $250

2006-07-07 [kittykittykitty]: XD [Dead Inside.] your master shall not be happy if you let [zoloftzantac] buy the girl instead of she

2006-07-07 [Kaos101]: who's his master again? I sit you, kitty?

2006-07-07 [zoloftzantac]: oh wait, since I claimed kitty, then any of her slaves are mine, I just out bid myself >.<

2006-07-07 [kittykittykitty]: You'll get the hang of it eventually zz *purrs* :3

2006-07-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: $300!!!

2006-07-08 [zoloftzantac]: damn it! another bidder? $350, but that is as high as I'll go for a Texan :p

2006-07-08 [eyes of frost]: $500

2006-07-08 [skullhead]: Save your money boys, I’m going to make her an offer she can't refuse

2006-07-08 [Kaos101]: lol Yes! He wins! Forget about it

2006-07-08 [skullhead]: And you know why, because I’m the Don, you don’t mess with me. You’ll be sleeping with the fishes before the month’s end!

2006-07-09 [Dead Inside.]: Hum, Alot of people want to buy my little sister *Trys to sell her on Ebay for $3,000*

2006-07-09 [Dead Inside.]: Sell's her tp [kittykittykitty] for $50. She's all your's. All sale's final, No return's.

2006-07-09 [Dead Inside.]: What happen's if you put color's on your house and you did not donat to Elfpack?

2006-07-09 [zoloftzantac]: *takes [kittykittykitty] and the new slave back to his dungon* err .. i mean castle, yeah ....

2006-07-09 [zoloftzantac]: What happen's if you put color's on your house and you did not donat to Elfpack? // Nothing happens, it won't work.

2006-07-09 [Kaos101]: I'm not even sure you can do that

2006-07-09 [Kaos101]: *knocks on the castle door lightly* Umm...umm...have you heard the good word?

2006-07-09 [zoloftzantac]: *peeks out thru the dungon door* Castle! it's a castle door! << ... >> Uh, good words? I guess I didn't hear them .....

2006-07-09 [Kaos101]: Oh! How sad for you, good sir. Please, allow me inside you're torture device adorned castle so that I may bless you with the word of god.*snickerS*

2006-07-09 [zoloftzantac]: Oh? You know all about the bible and stuff?

2006-07-09 [Kaos101]: i know enough to preech it

2006-07-09 [zoloftzantac]: hmm ... okay, you'll do. I have a few catholic souls down here that aren't gonna make it too much longer and they know it. They keep begging me and bitching all night for a priest to come and give them their last rights and I haven't gotten any sleep for days. I'll pay you $200 if you go down there and pretent to be a preist and give them their last rights so they will just shut up and die already and then I can get some sleep tonight. What do you say?

2006-07-09 [Kaos101]: Hmm. I would be happy to give them their blessings. But I am not interested in money....however, If you give me say...[kittykittykitty], then I will accept your deal. You can even keep the little girl.What do you say to that?

2006-07-09 [zoloftzantac]: No way! haha, you must take me for a fool! [kittykittykitty] is worth far more than $200, hell, I spend more than that on each pair of fancy boots I have made for her. How about I slowly run you though a commercial meat grinder and feed a little bit of you to the little girl each day. Each morning I'll grind you down a few inches and then serve you to the little girl raw while you are still warm from life. This form of torture is bad and very slow and it will take you a long time to die ... How tall did you say you were again?

2006-07-09 [Kaos101]: I am tall enough to reach the tallest shelf of your weapon shelf and pull down the most catastrophic weapon you have in your pathetic arsenal and use it to beat you down until you are nothing more than a rotting pile of liquid filth. Then I will proceed to rob you of your treasure and take her for my own.

2006-07-09 [Kaos101]: But spreading the good word and beating someone into a rotting pile of liquid filth don't mix. So I will have to accept your offer of 200$.....and steal [kittykittykitty] later

2006-07-09 [Enneigard Rebirth]: $100,000,000. *gives everyone a dr. evil grin*

2006-07-09 [zoloftzantac]: Speaking of rotting piles of filth, hey there [Enneigard Rebirth] ...

2006-07-09 [Tear]: Heh heh heh, that made me giggle on the inside.

2006-07-09 [De'ladrei]: haha XD

2006-07-09 [Tear]: Fi!!! *insert eroticism here*

2006-07-10 [De'ladrei]: nothing like "insert eroticism" to get a gal going.

2006-07-10 [Ringbearer]: Didnt know you were that easy ;)

2006-07-10 [De'ladrei]: Hah, the multitude of men I know wish it were :P

2006-07-10 [Ringbearer]: I can hear [Tear] curse from where he might be even here :)

2006-07-10 [Tear]: Aye.

2006-07-11 [zoloftzantac]: Come on, don't get lazy guys ... lack of effort is also a turn off :p

2006-07-11 [Tear]: Do I have to whip out my e-penis or serenade you, Fi?

2006-07-11 [Ringbearer]: Careful or she will e-deman you.

2006-07-11 [zoloftzantac]: *splits before he finds out what an e-penis is*

2006-07-11 [De'ladrei]: XD

2006-07-11 [De'ladrei]: I'm a fan of old fashioned romance. But chocolate would probably do it too ^^

2006-07-11 [Tear]: So if I had roses shipped to your house with a box of Godiva.......?

2006-07-11 [De'ladrei]: I'm all yours babeh XD

2006-07-11 [zoloftzantac]: *grabs a piece of paper and writes down "roses and Godiva"*

2006-07-11 [De'ladrei]: Heheh ^^

2006-07-11 [Ringbearer]: This will happen if you give her tulips instead...

2006-07-12 [zoloftzantac]: wow, really? *imagines getting mauled by [De'ladrei] as he runs out to get some tulips* ;)

2006-07-12 [Tear]: This I must do then... *ponders* I will have to google Fi.

2006-07-12 [Larova]: Go, my petses. Get them.

2006-07-12 [Kaos101]: Oooh...the colors

2006-07-12 [De'ladrei]: I like tulips :P but yeees Roses :P

2006-07-12 [Tear]: I'm still waiting for you to ship my illegitimate children to the States.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: do any of you guards handel reports anymore?

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: i'm sorry, but i have reported [Optimistic TEST DUMMY] at least 5 times today and he is not banned. he has deleted a wiki TWICE today, and has been harrasing the members of the wiki for hours. will nothing be done? *I* have been banned for less!

2006-07-12 [Tear]: I was banned for less, heh heh heh. Can I like go off on him for no reason?

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: sure, what do i care...i'm growing tired of him myself and will stop being so fucking nice if a guard doesn't intervene soon. i have been mature for long enough and RD is getting pissed off at this injustice.

2006-07-12 [Tear]: Methinks the only thing close to a guard that is online right now would be [Hedda], and I don't know if he handles these.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: .Zoloft is on...but he is a bush hater too and has visited the guy's house and the guy is not banned for bannable offences...hhhmmmmm...

2006-07-12 [zoloftzantac]: I saw all 5 of your reports [RabidSphinx], one report was enough. They were claimed to me, and I haven't gotten a chance to deal with it yet. I know you want him to be banned, but we can't ban every member who doesn't get along with you. You should have blocked him by now.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: Doesn’t get along with me WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!? MY FIRST REPORT ON HIM WAS THAT HE DESTROYED A FUCKING WIKI AND WAS HARASSING ITS MEMBERS!!! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ME!? Do your fucking job. GOD!

2006-07-12 [Tear]: There is always [Firenze]

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: i can't believe just because *i'm* the one that made the report nothing is being done...so anyone that deletes wikis is banned, UNLESS they are reported by me, then they are let go because it's clearly a personal issue between me and that member is that it?

2006-07-12 [Tear]: And from working at the pet store here, members claiming ignorance gets them out of a lot unfortunately."lyk omg, i didn't know that selecting all the text and pressing that button would delete everything and that by me click ing that other button, it would stay that way" They should be shot for lying through their teeth.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: i asked the member kindly and civily to leave the wiki, i set the wiki right after he defaced it (twice i might add) and have since declined into getting in an argument with him. i have done everything calmy and by the books, all the while he is running amuck, making a mess of things, and insulting me, and no one is going to do anything? fuck! times like these i wish i were a guard, just tso i could ban that guy's ass after he disrespected me when i asked him calmly to leave the wik and fixing it (twice) after he fucked it up

2006-07-12 [zoloftzantac]: Your swearing at me isn't really doing much to motivate me ... anyways, I have already been dealing with it, don't assume that nothing has been done just because he hasn't been banned.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: well, when a bannable offence goes unbanned is it wrong to assume "nothing has been done"? and oh, please Do forgive me, i would hate to disrespect YOU...i know if *i* were to be disrespectful *i* would get banned, if *i* deleted a wiki, TWICE *i* would get banned, but if i report someone (legitimately doing my JOB) it's clearly a personal issue! I know I can be a pain in the ass, but when do “assholes” that break posted rules and admit to not caring about the rules, not get banned?

2006-07-12 [Tear]: Wow, this is like the American beuraucracy. He has to do all the little niceties first before he can fully justify banning him. And ten points for Sarah, she has a point.

2006-07-12 [zoloftzantac]: Listen, I know he deleted the wiki twice, but the second time was before he got his first warning. I have a life outside of Elfpack you know. I am dealing with him right now. I know he bugged you in a few differant ways, but the way I see it this is one instance of him being an asshole, and now that he has gotten his final warning. If he does it again just report him again and he will be gone.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: this a new rule? delete a wiki nothing happens, delete it again he gets a warning, does it a third time he gets banned? excuse me...i have two wikis i feel the need to delete now since i can get off with just a warning unless i do a third...

2006-07-12 [Tear]: Wow. That is like 3 offenses right there. 3rd strike your out, is what I always thought, depending on the offense, and wiki destrustion is up there among the being an asshole, which would be his third offense. That's kinda fucked up that he's getting off with nothing at all.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: well, harassing a wiki, offence one. deleting the wiki, offence two. hrassing members in private messages, offence three. deleting a wiki again, offence four....

2006-07-12 [Tear]: Beyond the three strikes rule, so okay, we have a new game, and it sure as hell ain't baseball.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: i think it's called "cause RD to have a nervous breakdown"...care to join in?

2006-07-12 [Tear]: Sounds like a plan.

2006-07-12 [zoloftzantac]: *yawn* I am getting pretty tired of this. I know you are pissed, I hear you about that. It doesn't matter how many wikis he deleted before he got his warning.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: really? awesome then...i can delete more than two wikis then before getting my one warning. *goes off to wreak unholy havoc on EP *

2006-07-12 [zoloftzantac]: This one asshole deleted 12 at once, but it was his first offence so he just got a warning and I was the one who had to fix all of them. I doubt that would work so well for you tho RD, how many warnings have you already gotten?

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: i have never deleted a wiki before...so never gotten a warning^_^ RD is a good girl and not an Asshole that way, but, since nothing is done about Asshole behavior, me thinks that may change

2006-07-12 [Ringbearer]: *looks up good girl to see if the English definition is different from the Dutch one*

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: my picture is next to the deffinition...^_^

2006-07-12 [zoloftzantac]: Come on [RabidSphinx] you can knock off being a smart ass, I read the rude things he said to you, and I know he pissed you off. There are a lot of assholes on EP and they all get warnings and I think you even know that.

2006-07-12 [Ringbearer]: Yup, with the text: bad example of good girl

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: he did not piss me off with what he said, he pissed me off by not listening to me when i told him to leave the wiki, and pissed me off for deleting the wiki a second time after i fixed it AND reported him.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: get a paper-cut ringbearer.

2006-07-12 [Ringbearer]: sure *paper cuts* hmmm, niceeeeee

2006-07-12 [zoloftzantac]: cool, try to give yourself one on your eye

2006-07-12 [Tear]: Y'all don't have to douches to eachother. Sheesh.

2006-07-12 [RabidSphinx]: or the corners of your mouth and between your toes

2006-07-12 [Ringbearer]: i wear glasses, I tried but it wouldnt cut trough the glass

2006-07-12 [De'ladrei]: *rolls eyes* Jesus Shitting Christ.

2006-07-12 [Kaos101]: has anyone actually gotten a paper cut on the eye? I can't imagine how much that would hurt. I don't know how you could do that unless you did it intentionally.

2006-07-12 [De'ladrei]: I've had a scratch on my eye before, that hurt like a devil

2006-07-12 [Kaos101]: a scratch or a paper cut? There's a difference

2006-07-12 [kittykittykitty]: You'd need to be pretty clumsy or pretty stupid to papercut yourself on the eye :P

2006-07-12 [Big Brother]: paper cut on the eye O.o that's a whole new level of stupid.

2006-07-12 [Kaos101]: I think someone needs to make a wiki cjarting the different levels of stupid.

2006-07-12 [kittykittykitty]: Hahaha! I think there are more than a few of those already ;)