2006-05-13 [Wendy]: [zoloftzantac] is a pervert?

2006-05-14 [Larova]: [zoloftzantac]? A pervert? That's crazy talk.

2006-05-14 [Tear]: Who here is not a pervert for that matter?

2006-05-14 [zoloftzantac]: *hears a pin drop*

2006-05-14 [Bookwyrm]: I'm not a pervert -.- but of course I don't really come here anymore do I? ::slips back into the corner::

2006-05-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: im a legal dirty minor MINER

2006-05-14 [Larova]: Me.

2006-05-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-05-15 [RabidSphinx]: i'm not a pervert...

2006-05-15 [Amalaswinta]: define "pervert"... ;-)

2006-05-15 [RabidSphinx]: opposite of me

2006-05-15 [Amalaswinta]: *locks her mouth and throws out the key*

2006-05-15 [Wendy]: *performs reconstructive surgery*

2006-05-16 [zoloftzantac]: RaineDrop: i'm not a pervert... / Same here, no comment.

2006-05-16 [Ihsahn]: I am one :)

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: can i be a perv too?

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: I can be. It's a yes or a no question. I am.

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: then yes!

2006-05-16 [Amalaswinta]: I know I am one in the eyes of a certain girl.... not naming names of course... ;->

2006-05-16 [Big Brother]: lol

2006-05-16 [Amalaswinta]: :-D

2006-05-16 [skullhead]: lol what can I say priv = perv

2006-05-16 [Amalaswinta]: hahahaha

2006-05-16 [iCh3wi]: Could I have a guard remove the SS message from my house? I would really appreciate it, thanks. WHoever does remove it please message me to tell me it is gone, thanks again!! :D

2006-05-16 [Amalaswinta]: done

2006-05-16 [Wendy]: Magically leet guard powers.

2006-05-16 [Amalaswinta]: :-D

2006-05-16 [skullhead]: It's all in the wrist

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: Ha ha ha ha ha! I'll be sure to remember that when I go up in the ranks and become a guard. ^__^

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: i'm sure [skullhead] meant something other than guard stuff.....

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: LMAO!!!! Oh my gosh!!!!

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: Like, spanking a monkey or choking a chicken?

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: i was thinking tennis.....you are sick!

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: What's so sick about spanking a monkey? If it's a bad monkey, ya know? As for choking a chicken? A person has to eat and death by asphyxiation for a chicken is less painful then dashing its brains out! What the hell were YOU thinking, buddy!?!?!?!?!?

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: there is no fancy wrist stuff in spanking or choking......it's more like a whole arm thing...

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: Depends on the technique that you're going for.

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: true........when i choke my chickens there is nothing special going on with my wrist......but when my monkey is really bad i sometimes add in a little flicking motion....so i guess....

2006-05-17 [kittykittykitty]: *brain explodes*

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: wow....that was not expected....

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: Neither was that. ^^^^^^^^^^^

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: MY EYES!!!!!!!! IT HURTS AND STINGS!!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: ....i'm not sure if i'm scared or not........

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: bow to the idols...

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: right........

2006-05-17 [Larova]: Yessssss...

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: much better!!! i play DDR almost daily.

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: Really? YAY! ^__^ Sweet little bumblebee...I know what you want from me! Do ba do ba da da ba! Do ba da ba da da ba!

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: what i want from you??

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: It's a DDR song! You want to add me to your page of hotties, doll! *winks at you*

2006-05-17 [kittykittykitty]: How could he resist you [Wendy]? ^_~

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: never heard that song.....and i think you qualify lol ^_^ message me 1-3 images of your choice for me to add.... and i already went though your pics, including your photobucket account and you certainly have lots to pick from!

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: Pick out yur favorites, doll! *curtsies graciously*

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: well send the ones you want to me via PM

2006-05-17 [Big Brother]: i don't like to pick

2006-05-17 [Wendy]: okamadokes

2006-05-17 [Amalaswinta]: ehm, people? could we hold back on the huge images a bit??? ;-)

2006-05-17 [skullhead]: mmm...Interesting Fake material.

2006-05-19 [zoloftzantac]: damn it, did I miss some porn?

2006-05-19 [DenDen]: -blink blink-

2006-05-19 [kittykittykitty]: Yes, there were many pornographic pictures of [Wendy]. She gave us a link to a secret gallery that had hundreds of kinky pictures! ;) Alas, they were deleted

2006-05-19 [skullhead]: Yea I removed the image it wasn’t really porn. but was interesting lol sorry Z *Smokes cigar and blows smoke in Z’s face* 

2006-05-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ----i screwed this one up---

2006-05-19 [Wendy]: -_-'

2006-05-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: !!!!!!!!!!!!! is this true?

2006-05-19 [Big Brother]: wendy porn? i missed it? where!

2006-05-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *looks around like a dumbass* okay im going to head out.......

2006-05-20 [kittykittykitty]: There's no full nudity on her picture... so it's not breaking any rules. What rule did you think she was breaking?

2006-05-20 [Dead Inside.]: She a Picture of 3 topless girls up on her house. But she took it down before I could report her.

2006-05-20 [kittykittykitty]: Maybe somebody beat you to it :)

2006-05-20 [Dead Inside.]: I think it was [zoloftzantac]. He was on her house about 5 seconds before I was.

2006-05-20 [zoloftzantac]: ;) I like the pic, but some one complained and it kinda is too much for her house ::warning:: nudity -> <URL:img/photo/41816.del/41816_1148082877.jpg> <- nudity

2006-05-20 [Big Brother]: just boobs, not that bad.....

2006-05-20 [Enneigard Rebirth]: thats not her.

2006-05-20 [zoloftzantac]: if it was just a toppless gal posing I would have left it, it seemed sexually suggestive to me tho, not really "art" you know?

2006-05-20 [The Fantastic Elk]: What is wrong with 3 gals showing breasts? I mean, what if it were 3 guys topeless, I bet you would have left it up.

2006-05-20 [zoloftzantac]: I love breasts, and I already said I like the photo. :p For fucks sake, I even reposted it here. I just told her to put it someplace else, not as her main image on her house that gets rotated on to Mainstuff.

2006-05-20 [Big Brother]: i have boobs.........but i'm not posting them ^_^

2006-05-20 [zoloftzantac]: Mind if I post them? ;) <URL:http://elfpack.com/stuff/shades-battlefield2.jpg>

2006-05-20 [Big Brother]: lmao, i forgot bout that pic ^_^

2006-05-20 [Amalaswinta]: muwahahahahaha

2006-05-20 [Big Brother]: you laughing at my boobs?

2006-05-20 [Dead Inside.]: I dont know about [Amalaswinta]. But I am.

2006-05-20 [Big Brother]: are you now? then how bout i post your boobs! http://elfpack.com/img/photo/14893_1134430237.jpg

2006-05-20 [Dead Inside.]: Hey. My girlfriend says the picture of me is sexy. So bite me.

2006-05-20 [Big Brother]: that's nice.

2006-05-20 [Dead Inside.]: You posted the picture of me topless. Not me. I cant help it that girls think I am sexy.

2006-05-20 [Big Brother]: lmao, i don't care what they think. i'm not interested in you.

2006-05-20 [Larova]: I'd hit that.

2006-05-20 [Wendy]: *"Can't Touch This" plays over the EP speakers*

2006-05-20 [Big Brother]: lol, so the guard wiki is now a dating service?

2006-05-20 [Dead Inside.]: Sorry, I am taken and my girlfriend does not share.

2006-05-20 [Wendy]: Not a clue. I just want to know how to do html in order to make a soundbite gallery of myself.

2006-05-21 [zoloftzantac]: huh? I know you know how to make a wiki, you can just go rip off all of the code from another soundbite gallery and then change the names and stuff ;)

2006-05-21 [Wendy]: I figured it out. Check out Wendy's Soundbites to hear me!

2006-05-21 [Dead Inside.]: Hey, I have a question. Can I use this image on my house with out getting in trouble or banned? http://www.elfpack.com/img/image/3811_1104181124.jpg

2006-05-21 [Wendy]: Does it have nudity? Is it disturbing? No? Then yes! LMAO!

2006-05-21 [Wendy]: You're silly!

2006-05-21 [Wendy]: Yes. You can use it. Cute.

2006-05-21 [Ihsahn]: a little bit of advertising I see.

2006-05-21 [skullhead]: yea this is not for advertising wiki’s you know, don’t make us start deleting comments!

2006-05-21 [Dead Inside.]: I have another question. Can I use either of these image's on my house? http://tinypic.com/4hp0jo & http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/punkrock/friends/stuff%20i%20like/433828.gif

2006-05-21 [skullhead]: Don’t put a lot of them or you will have to use a wiki

2006-05-21 [Dead Inside.]: Those are the only 2 I want to use.

2006-05-22 [Tear]: XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS!!!!! HAWT!

2006-05-22 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yezzzzzzzz slith!

2006-05-22 [zoloftzantac]: I don't care about any of those 3 pics, but it would be cooler if you created something of your own ;)

2006-05-22 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i create my own! i just like other people's.

2006-05-22 [Dead Inside.]: Okay, Now [Little Bi Vixen] is breaking the rules, Both of these image's are on her house. http://elfpack.com/img/image/41816_1148333219.jpg & http://elfpack.com/img/photo/41816_1148333074.jpg 

2006-05-22 [skullhead]: you know thats why we have the reports

2006-05-22 [Dead Inside.]: I know, But I still havent figured out how to use those. I know, I'm dumb ><

2006-05-22 [skullhead]: @_@!

2006-05-22 [Dead Inside.]: So I'm slow. It's not my falt a was dropped on my head as a baby, And fell down a flight of stairs.

2006-05-22 [skullhead]: That explains it

2006-05-22 [Amalaswinta]: how to make a report ;-)

2006-05-22 [Dead Inside.]: Thank you [Amalaswinta]. It might take me a while, But I am sure I will get it.

2006-05-23 [Amalaswinta]: no prob ^_^

2006-05-23 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :P

2006-05-23 [Wendy]: She got rid of the images or someone removed them.

2006-05-23 [kittykittykitty]: Probably the first guard to look at them ;) What were they? I missed it

2006-05-24 [zoloftzantac]: me too :(

2006-05-24 [Asrun]: kittykittykitty, you're not a guard. It's really not any of your business what kinds of images get removed. 

2006-05-24 [Wendy]: What's wrong with a little curiosity? It's not a secret society.

2006-05-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: poop

2006-05-24 [skullhead]: Miao!, miao! I think we are going to see a catfight.... Get the popcorn Z

2006-05-24 [Asrun]: It's none of your business. There's a reason why Guard Reports are only able to be seen by guards.

2006-05-24 [RabidSphinx]: ..>(^ . ^)< meow!

2006-05-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: theyve abandoned me....

2006-05-24 [skullhead]: RD your getting on my last nerve!

2006-05-24 [RabidSphinx]: um...who? or is this not my business?

2006-05-24 [RabidSphinx]: hey! what i do?!! >>

2006-05-24 [skullhead]: You know what you did

2006-05-24 [skullhead]: We are having a catfight and a handicap match

2006-05-24 [RabidSphinx]: you can't prove it! >>;

2006-05-24 [skullhead]: Oh Yes I Can!

2006-05-24 [RabidSphinx]: nu-uh!

2006-05-25 [Dead Inside.]: WOW! *Sits back and watch's* $50.00 on [Asrun]. Any takers?

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: I say that shall win!

2006-05-25 [Asrun]: oh shi! :O

2006-05-25 [Larova]: will probably just eat the bookie. But that's still a hell of a victory.

2006-05-25 [zoloftzantac]: uhh ... wtf is that thing and why does it have to be so annoying? // oh, I'll give 10 to 1 odds to anyone, my money is on [Asrun]

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: This better, ZZ?:

2006-05-25 [zoloftzantac]: do you want me to start deleting your comments? :p

2006-05-25 [kittykittykitty]: I won't argue. You're right [Asrun], it's really none of my business and I apologise for asking

2006-05-25 [zoloftzantac]: *huggels kitty* ^_^

2006-05-25 [Fanta gurl]: hey i wan a renbow ponie 2!!!1111

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: It's bad ass, isn't it?

2006-05-25 [Fanta gurl]: itz a donki? i thot i wuz a ponie!!!

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: I didn't mean that it's a donkey. No one seems to know what it is. It sure is fun, though!

2006-05-25 [zoloftzantac]: oh em gee! it's fanta gurl! *drools*

2006-05-25 [Big Brother]: it's a llama!!!! how could you not know!

2006-05-25 [Big Brother]: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

2006-05-25 [kittykittykitty]: I thought it was a Llenis because it's like a cross between a llama and a penis...?

2006-05-25 [Fanta gurl]: omg i wil repot u 2 da gards kittykitytkttiy

2006-05-25 [Fanta gurl]: ilama? iz dat elfish? lik da lord of da rings

2006-05-25 [Big Brother]: why yes, how did you ever know that?

2006-05-25 [Wendy]: It is a cross between a llama and penis, though! We call it a llenis! Well, my friend Heather does.

2006-05-25 [Fanta gurl]: coz i seen dat film a lotta ti ms, i tink da tree ppl r kewl!

2006-05-25 [kittykittykitty]: :P

2006-05-25 [Asrun]: *beats up Fanta Gurl* >:O Havn't seen you in awhile. :p

2006-05-26 [Fanta gurl]: sunrise help!!!11111 ur gards r beting mi wtf!!! i wil repot dis wikki page!

2006-05-26 [Amalaswinta]: ROFL!!!!!

2006-05-26 [Sunrose]: omg :O!

2006-05-26 [RabidSphinx]: OO

2006-05-26 [Ringbearer]: Now all hell breaks loose.

2006-05-26 [Fanta gurl]: ya wel u cant jus bet up ppl liek dat! itz not aloud!!n im evn da queen of elfpak wtf

2006-05-26 [Asrun]: It's love beats Fanta! <3

2006-05-27 [RabidSphinx]: can i be the princess of elfpack? *bats eyelashes*

2006-05-27 [Tear]: The local whore?

2006-05-27 [Ringbearer]: Slam... dunk... score.

2006-05-27 [Tear]: Wow, let me say sorry right now. I didn't realize what I was typing until I posted that. Wow.... nasty...

2006-05-27 [Sunrose]: O_o;;

2006-05-27 [Fanta gurl]: wot??1

2006-05-27 [Fanta gurl]: hay can i b a gard???

2006-05-27 [Ringbearer]: Well, try and lick [Sunrose] her feet. That might help.

2006-05-27 [Fanta gurl]: woteva

2006-05-27 [HorniePonie]: OMG teh gaurds r nastie, thei removad meh drawins w no reeson.

2006-05-27 [Dea]: hello people. i just talked to one of the guards, Mr.Skullhead, and i asked him if i can have the "warning" above my house. since the time i joined here, i received like ... 8 messages with only "hi!" in it and it kind of ..... streesing reading the same words to all those messages.

2006-05-27 [kittykittykitty]: 8 hi-messages is nothing. I must have recieved hundreds... the easiest thing to do is delete them, because even with a comment above your house people still send 'hi'-messages

2006-05-27 [Dea]: in 5 minutes after logging in?

2006-05-27 [Amalaswinta]: ooohh....' Mr ' Skullhead... don't let him hear it, he'll get cocky ;-)

2006-05-27 [Dea]: ooops, sorry Ma'am

2006-05-27 [kittykittykitty]: They tend to only send them when your name is on the 'last login' list. After the first 5 minutes you hardly get any :S

2006-05-27 [Dea]: let's hope. but it's kind of annoying don't you think?

2006-05-27 [Amalaswinta]: indeed.... hence the creation of The Hi Society ;-)

2006-05-27 [Dea]: i know that. i added those names from number 67 to 74

2006-05-27 [Amalaswinta]: nice ;-)

2006-05-27 [Dea]: and i have to add another!

2006-05-27 [kittykittykitty]: You got 9 on the same day? That's really bad luck :( The most I ever get is two or three

2006-05-27 [Dea]: see?! that's what i'm talking about! i got another one!

2006-05-27 [Amalaswinta]: [Dea]: you now have the following message on top of your house: WARNING: If you send this member one worded messages like "hi", "hello" or anything like it, she will add you to The Hi Society

2006-05-27 [skullhead]: Leaders and gentleman! Elfpack/Toggery is proud to present to you the one they only magnificent/incredible/sensational! Mr…….!!!!  .Skullhead!!!

2006-05-27 [skullhead]: And the Crowd Goes Wild

2006-05-27 [kittykittykitty]: *goes wild* wheee Mr Skullhead!

2006-05-27 [skullhead]: Thank you, thank you very mush you’re beautiful, I’ll be here all week! That’s if we don’t crash again. lol mush love to ya [Hedda].

2006-05-27 [kittykittykitty]: lol That crash was so painful :( it seemed like EP was gone forever *ahem* o_0

2006-05-27 [Dead Inside.]: Wow! Mr. [skullhead]. What a Title. How did you earn that Title?

2006-05-28 [skullhead]: You know how the people are, they see something they love and then.. you know the rest. You wake up one morning and you’re a star

2006-05-28 [skullhead]: Come to think of it you don't know how it is, but maybe you will someday

2006-05-28 [Amalaswinta]: XD

2006-05-28 [Dea]: i think he already is