2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: You're welcome. Okay...I wasn't sure so I didn't report him. I'll make sure next time someone does -.-

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: You can pretty much just report anyone who is being an asshole.

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: Yes but that's such a broad spectrum that differs with each person's view...it gets a bit confusing sometimes T_T Plus I get nervous about reporting people sometimes...I don't want to irritate you guys with pointless reports.

2006-05-02 [Tear]: I do it all the time, don't worry too much about it. You might pull off a Rats badge if you send enough reports.

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles:: I know...sort of something I'd like to have. But I still don't like to irritate you guys. Oh well. At least now I know I actually can report some of the people who've been bothering me.

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: Well not you specifically (as you're not a guard) but you know what I mean. And of course I don't like irritating you either. -.-'

2006-05-02 [Tear]: No one in their right mind likes pissing me off, but somehow I always get people who try, and more often then not, they are either banned or blocked... except Larova, I sent him a relation, el oh el.

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: ::chuckles:: I said irritate you...I said nothing of pissing you off :P I don't like pissing anyone off...unless they flirt with Scott, then I couldn't care less what they feel. That and people who hurt my half-siblings...-.- Okay, see I've gone and made myself irritated.

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: hahaha, it is so easy to piss you of tho [Tear], people really don't have to try very hard ;)

2006-05-02 [Tear]: I know, but somehow they always end up on the bad side of the flaming session that ensues.

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: Awww poor [Tear].

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: Don't worry about sending dumb reports, I know you well enough to know that any report you make won't actually irritate us guards. Reports that irritate me are like this, "HE IS 2 FUCN UGLY"

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Aww...people actually send reports like that? o.o

2006-05-02 [Tear]: el em a oh. That is kinda funny. Who got reported for being ugly? I want to make fun of them.

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: Oh c'mon now...that's just mean.

2006-05-02 [Tear]: Have I ever claimed that I am a nice person?

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: I never said you were a nice person, however you've never been anything but nice to me...(even if you're not nice to other people oftentimes). But it was a statement. -.- And it is cruel. Especially if you've ever been ugly and been ridiculed for it -.-

2006-05-02 [Tear]: True. I had no reason to be an ass to you, so I haven't been one, heh heh heh. But I just find it funny that someone had been reported for that.

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: I think it's funny someone was stupid enough to report someone for that...:P Of course I guess that's cruel in a way. I know you've had no reason to, I've never given you a reason and I don't intend to. :P I try to stay on most people's good side...and the people I don't like I usually avoid entirely.

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: I warn people not to hit on me or be stupid and boring. I warn them that if they do, I will send them a graphic and disturbing message full of insults and vulgarity.

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: Question: My question is this...Can I still report them because they didn't read my house and sent me perverted or stupid messages even though I send evil messages in return? Some people deserve cruel and unusual punishment...

2006-05-02 [Tear]: It is posted in your house for everyone to see, if it is their misfortune not to read it, ignorance is no excuse for it. Go ahead and report them.

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: *curtsies* Thank you. It certainly makes sense...I say that there should be no mercy for the fools and pervs.

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: Well, we actually do frown upon being an asshole no matter what the reason. If you want to report them it's better not to send them a rude message. If it looks like you are the one being an asshole we may ignore your report.

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: *snuggles teh ZZ* I be a good girl, yes?

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: *nuzzle nuzzle*

2006-05-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzle nuzzle

2006-05-02 [Wendy]: YAY! A cuddle party!

2006-05-02 [Larova]: *Shanks*

2006-05-02 [Larova]: Hey now, [Tear], I do sometimes quite enjoy pissing you off. You've just got to work on keeping your cool. Remember always that it is much more gratifying to take lucid stabs than to flame outright.

2006-05-02 [Larova]: Hey, can you embed videos on EP messages? I've never tried.

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: nope, animated gifs are as close as you can get, or a URL link ..

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: *Sighs and looks for some caffeen*

2006-05-02 [Domiera]: ...caffeine

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: So I can't spell! *Sticks her tongue out at [Domiera]*

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: Lol.

2006-05-02 [Domiera]: lol. sorry. i'm not one to talk about typos and spelling, but i do. i looooove words...and correcting people....especially when it comes to anything involving coffee!!!:P

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: Lmao. I love words too...but no one ever said I was a very good speller. In fact...I think I came in dead last in the only spelling bee I was in...and that was...forever ago. Lol. Yes...coffee....*licks lips* Nice...freshly ground coffe. Its great when you have the beans and grind them yourself for your morning cup...or 8. Lol.

2006-05-02 [Domiera]: my doctor convinced me to keep it to three cups/day max. and i love fresh ground. my dad gets new beans each week and grinds them each morning. sadly i only get fresh fresh when im home.

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: Aww...*Hands her some coffee beans* Here you go!

2006-05-02 [Domiera]: *hugglez* yay! thankies^_^

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: Woot! *Does the hamster dance*

2006-05-02 [Domiera]: *gasps* hamster dance??? no way been so long!!!! *joins in*

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: Yesh...remade verison by "The Blue Man Group" muahaha...

2006-05-02 [Domiera]: bmg????? they're wicked

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: Yesh..yesh they are. I like how they have the "Percussion" song. It is quite interesting.

2006-05-02 [Domiera]: everything they do is interesting

2006-05-02 [eyes of frost]: OKay yea it is, but there are some that are better then others. Lol. Well, I have to head over to ET, post some of the story for my manga and then head off. I am uuberly depressed about my cat pulling the great escape. She got out through the bedroom window...and she's not an outdoor cat. Phht. Nice talking, toodles!

2006-05-02 [Domiera]: ta

2006-05-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: tell me baby! *dances around*

2006-05-03 [Domiera]: yay dancing-ness

2006-05-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lessnesslessnesslessnesslessnesslessness!

2006-05-03 [Domiera]: lol. the ess's hurt my brain

2006-05-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i knnnnnnnnnnwo

2006-05-03 [Wendy]: *sneezes*

2006-05-03 [Wendy]: Seriously, though. I just sneezed.

2006-05-03 [Sunrose]: Bless you!

2006-05-03 [Larova]: So here's the idea--If anyone tries to cyber you when you have all kinds of no-cybering messages all over your house, turn www.meatspin.com into an animated .gif, and send it in a message to the cyber-hound in question.

2006-05-03 [Sunrose]: Aaaaah! :p

2006-05-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-05-03 [Wendy]: OMG!!!! You also know about Meat Spin!?

2006-05-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: YAS

2006-05-04 [Larova]: ehehehehe

2006-05-04 [zoloftzantac]: omg [Larova]! you promised me you would never show that video to anyone and, err .. uhh, I mean that's sick and I never saw that before in my life! :p

2006-05-04 [Wendy]: You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record player, right round, right round!

2006-05-04 [Tear]: I only sat through 2 spins before I closed the window. Oh my god, that was disgusting.

2006-05-04 [Sunrose]: I studied the movements and then it told me I am gay :P

2006-05-04 [Ringbearer]: LOL

2006-05-04 [Domiera]: i'm scared..........

2006-05-04 [Wendy]: YEP!!!! I've had friends go past 500. Pretty flippin' sweet. [The Waco Kid], my fiance was the first person to show it to me. I looooove Meat Spin! Cracks me up!

2006-05-04 [Wendy]: I wonder if gay people love watching it or if it is disturbing to them...

2006-05-04 [Domiera]: ...thats something to ponder...sorta....

2006-05-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *ponders* im not gay

2006-05-04 [RabidSphinx]: just keep telling yourself that

2006-05-04 [Bookwyrm]: Well, taking into account that I haven't watched this thing (out of sheer disturbance at what I might see), I would say that some of them probably enjoy it while others don't. Everyone has their own taste...you can't say all gay people would like it or all gay people wouldn't. I mean, obviously some straight people find it funny and others find it disturbing (or disgusting)...so you'd have to say it'd be the same with gay people. It all depends on personal prefence in the end. Or at least that's my opinion.

2006-05-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: what were we talking about again?

2006-05-04 [RabidSphinx]: no idea

2006-05-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-05-04 [RabidSphinx]: are you proud of yourself now?

2006-05-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: nope. :D

2006-05-04 [zoloftzantac]: ehh, go fuckideth yourself ...

2006-05-04 [Tear]: Images in comment box=Not cool.

2006-05-04 [Ihsahn]: I've done that before <.<

2006-05-05 [RabidSphinx]: so have i...but they were smaller

2006-05-05 [Ihsahn]: same here.

2006-05-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ummmm i dont know how you can fuckideth yourself

2006-05-05 [eyes of frost]: ...I really dislike idiot children...

2006-05-06 [De'ladrei]: I could draw you a diagram, but really, I charge money for that side of my nature

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: www.meatspin.com

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: OMG!!!! They added one of the badgers doing it!!!! HOLY CRAPESSES!!!! *dances and sings* Badger badger badger badger badger...

2006-05-06 [RabidSphinx]: that is the most repulsive thing i have ever seen...i need to kill you know and burn out my eyes

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: *hands you a cattle branding stick thinger*

2006-05-06 [RabidSphinx]: *beats you to death with it*

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: *The Chinchilla Squad gives [Wendy] a Phoenix Down and then feeds her a Sensu Bean*

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: YAY! I'm back!

2006-05-06 [RabidSphinx]: *beats you to death again*

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: The Chinchilla Squad brings [Wendy] a white mage that revives her and heals up her HP*

2006-05-06 [eyes of frost]: *Continues to wendys song* Badger badger badger badger mushroom mushrooom....*

2006-05-06 [Wendy]: SNAKE! A SNAKE! OOOOO! IT'S A SNAAAAKE!!!!

2006-05-06 [De'ladrei]: ...my eyes, my beautiful and innocentish eyes ruined by that link *fucking mauls and no amount of saving by anyone will prevent the scarring and eventual death*

2006-05-06 [zoloftzantac]: *eats the Chinchilla squad* :p

2006-05-06 [De'ladrei]: w00t

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: WTF, Z!?!?!?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: http://www.vex.net/~smarry/yip/chinchil.html

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: Click the link above to read about Fried Chinchilla. You will be laughing soooo freakin' hard!

2006-05-07 [zoloftzantac]: It's true, the ones I tortured didn't taste as good ...

2006-05-07 [eyes of frost]: badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!!...*Continues signing happily*

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: I always feel happiest when I am signing. *points up*

2006-05-07 [eyes of frost]: Yesh yesh!

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: For those who don't know what we're talking about: http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

2006-05-07 [eyes of frost]: Lmao. YESH! DACING FREAKING BADGERS!!!!!

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: FUCK YEAH!!!! Have you seen the live version!?

2006-05-07 [eyes of frost]: No...*Sighs*

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: *finds it*

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: Look at the dorkiness! LMFAO!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D-kls5U0Zc&search=badger%20badger%20badger

2006-05-07 [eyes of frost]: *Looks* LMAO. YESH!!! That is so great.

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: They're all crackin' up. It ish teh aweshomeneshesh!

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: FAINTING GOATS!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg&search=Fainting%20goats LMAO!!!! SO FUNNY AND CUTE!!!! You'll love this, [eyes of frost].

2006-05-07 [eyes of frost]: ...Goats???

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: YESH! They faint when they get scared!

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: Kittens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEdadh8jTl0&search=kitten SO CUUUTE!

2006-05-07 [eyes of frost]: I know that

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: FUNNIEST CATS EVER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AZc_4ShAVE&search=kitten%20meow Warning! You will be rolling in laughter!

2006-05-07 [Wendy]: I love baby goats. We call goats "doats" at my house! I wub teh widdle doats!

2006-05-07 [eyes of frost]: ...? I don't know...lol.

2006-05-08 [De'ladrei]: ...what in the name of sweet suffering Jesus Christ @_@

2006-05-08 [Wendy]: Jesus walks into a bar, places three nails on the counter and says, "Can you put Me up for the night?"

2006-05-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::coughs:: "The Crow"

2006-05-08 [zoloftzantac]: Jesus walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot says to the bartender, "RAWWWK, gimme a beer." The bartender says, "That's amazing! Where did you get him?"

2006-05-08 [zoloftzantac]: The parrot says, "RAWWWK, Jerusalem." :p

2006-05-08 [Sunrose]: x)

2006-05-08 [De'ladrei]: Oh good lord those jokes are terrible :P

2006-05-08 [Fanta gurl]: can i b a gard?!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-08 [Sunrose]: ur en pniesbummar!

2006-05-08 [Fanta gurl]: ya so? if u dun mak me a gard i will hack in2 elfpk and tak over!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-08 [Sunrose]: bitach shuddap b4 i rape u 2 da polic!

2006-05-08 [Fanta gurl]: no 1 luvs mi :(

2006-05-08 [Sunrose]: wot?????????????????

2006-05-08 [Fanta gurl]: i het yu all

2006-05-08 [De'ladrei]: oO *head implodes*

2006-05-08 [Sunrose]: i luv yaaa!

2006-05-08 [Fanta gurl]: no u r lyin i no dun ly 2 me!! I HATE DAT!!!!!!

2006-05-08 [Sunrose]: am nottt!!! my genes r fine!

2006-05-08 [De'ladrei]: ...not funny.

2006-05-08 [eyes of frost]: Grarg....

2006-05-08 [eyes of frost]: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!  HOW DID SKULL BECOME A GUARD???!!!!!

2006-05-08 [Sunrose]: Because I decided it will be so :P

2006-05-08 [eyes of frost]: T_T *sniffles* Now I feel so left out...*Goes to tackles Skull and call him a traitor*

2006-05-08 [Fanta gurl]: wotz dis? i sed i want 2 b 1 2 innit??????

2006-05-08 [Larova]: DUDE. I want to be a guard.

2006-05-08 [Fanta gurl]: sunrise r u der???

2006-05-08 [Firenze]: Sunny isn't here...she has gone offline :P

2006-05-08 [Sunrose]: lol xD

2006-05-08 [zoloftzantac]: [Wendy]: Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? [ / ] This joke feels hateful to me. I am disappointed that an I hate hate member would spread such a joke. I will not tolerate such things in my presance. Do not tell hate jokes around me. I'm not saying I think you hate the Jewish people, but people who do hate are the main ones who write and spread such jokes. They are more harmful then you realise. let's not give hate more power here.

2006-05-08 [Wendy]: Of course the Jesus jokes weren't offensive. -_-'

2006-05-08 [Wendy]: Anyways, congratulations to [skullhead] for becoming a guard!

2006-05-08 [zoloftzantac]: Well, my Jesus joke was pretty tame. Some how a silly talking parrot that never happened seems differant then screaming jews being burned alive that really did happen ...

2006-05-09 [Wendy]: I'm not racist...I make fun of everybody...Still, if it seriously offends people to hear me tell Jesus jokes or whatever, then I shall stop. ^__^

2006-05-09 [skullhead]: *Hell Yea!* And now for the political speech, I want to give thanks to all the ElfPack community for trusting me with this responsibility, I will do all I can to kip thins fun and safe for all the members and for that I’m counting on my fellow guards to guide me on the task ahead, Thank YOU!

2006-05-09 [Fanta gurl]: skulhed can u mak mi a gard 2? i hav a speexh redy lolz.

2006-05-09 [skullhead]: Em! No :P

2006-05-09 [Sunrose]: XD

2006-05-09 [Fanta gurl]: u suk!!11

2006-05-09 [skullhead]: lol

2006-05-09 [Wendy]: LOL! [Fanta gurl] and her "leet" persuasion skillz0rz!

2006-05-09 [Tear]: Oh my, [Fanta gurl] has actually commented in one of the wiki's I go to, this is amazing. *bows to the queen*

2006-05-09 [Ringbearer]: All kneel before your queen, mere mortals!

2006-05-09 [De'ladrei]: ...I have bad knees...will a tip of the hat do?

2006-05-09 [Ringbearer]: To her discretion if its enough... or off your head goes.

2006-05-09 [eyes of frost]: I am with [De'ladrei] I have bad knees. She gets a bow.

2006-05-10 [skullhead]: Funny never hear of you, hum... sorry if I don’t bow down, but there are no immortals

2006-05-10 [eyes of frost]: ..*Mumbles* ...please...

2006-05-10 [Fanta gurl]: *nods greshusly* can i b a gard now????11 sunrise tak 2 mi

2006-05-10 [Sunrose]: xP

2006-05-10 [Fanta gurl]: wots dis xp?

2006-05-10 [zoloftzantac]: omg! fanta! *drools*

2006-05-10 [Ringbearer]: *bows for the queen*

2006-05-11 [Fanta gurl]: ya!

2006-05-11 [Tear]: I wish to be a concubine.

2006-05-11 [Fanta gurl]: u kan b my porcupin

2006-05-11 [Sunrose]: xD

2006-05-12 [Wendy]: *sings the Fanta song* Fanta! Fanta! Don't'cha wanta! Fanta! Fanta!

2006-05-12 [Wendy]: A male concubine? Isn't there another word for that? Meh. You can be the honorary male concubine. Now then, fulfill your duties and spread your seeds of love, [Tear]!!!! XD

2006-05-12 [Wendy]: Oh! Can you go have some ass clowns bake me some ass muffins while you're at it? Thanks, [Tear]. You're a doll. =D

2006-05-12 [Fanta gurl]: i dun wan n e seeds of luv!!!!!

2006-05-12 [Tear]: HUZZAH!

2006-05-12 [RabidSphinx]: seeds of love? that sounds like a really gross sexual innuendo

2006-05-12 [Tear]: Thanks for that one Captain Obvious.

2006-05-12 [RabidSphinx]: i'm a Captain? AWESOME!!!!

2006-05-12 [Tear]: Sergeant Obvious?

2006-05-12 [RabidSphinx]: no...captain, CAPTAIN obvious to you

2006-05-12 [Wendy]: Im General Lee Inconspicuous.

2006-05-12 [Tear]: I just gave you the title, and you are going to use it to pull rank on me? I should bend you over my knee for that.

2006-05-12 [Sunrose]: lolol =)

2006-05-13 [zoloftzantac]: *sets up tripod to film the spanking*

2006-05-13 [Enneigard Rebirth]: woop/?

2006-05-13 [RabidSphinx]: what! perv!!! ><

2006-05-13 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *runs around screaming*

2006-05-13 [zoloftzantac]: uhh ...wow, there was some one left on EP that still didn't know I am a pervert? :p

2006-05-13 [Enneigard Rebirth]: kjeus