2006-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-04-14 [Tear]: Hey Jon, remember when I was the stripper at your bachelors party? Well guess what.... *bursts out of cake in nothing but nothing* I WAS HIRED FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY TOO!!!!

2006-04-14 [eyes of frost]: O_o Tear naked....*Drools* I could get used to this....

2006-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *looks confused* is tear a girl or boy?

2006-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: a guy! oops. *gets sex change to a girl* yay!

2006-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: now it feels less weird...O_o

2006-04-14 [Tear]: Oh my. I have a fan?

2006-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *magically turns into a fan* lookit mee im spinning!!!!

2006-04-14 [Bookwyrm]: o.o Wow...a talking fan...I must be slipping into dementia...^_^ ::tackles random guard then runs away::

2006-04-14 [zoloftzantac]: *sticks his head in* hey you guys? Does [Tear] have his clothes on yet, or shall I just come back when you all are done ... ?

2006-04-14 [Bookwyrm]: Oh! ::covers eyes:: Naked man in the room? ::runs out::

2006-04-14 [Tear]: We are no where near done yet, even though Jons' birthday is over.

2006-04-14 [De'ladrei]: Chee! Scared :P its an honor :P

2006-04-14 [Big Brother]: oh it will never be over!

2006-04-14 [De'ladrei]: Now now Witch no need to be such a prude :p *hops about in birthday suit* o.O

2006-04-14 [zoloftzantac]: *checks out [De'ladrei]'s naked feet*

2006-04-14 [De'ladrei]: oooh foot person XP closest thing I have to foot pr0n

2006-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: pr0n king

2006-04-14 [zoloftzantac]: oh yeah, I go to your house twice a day to see that pic. err ... I mean, uhh ... *hides his face*

2006-04-14 [De'ladrei]: o.O;;;

2006-04-14 [Tear]: Bunneh luvin!!!

2006-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ﭒﯛﮁﮆﮝﯦﺼﻸﻸﺳ﴿ﺆﺱﻙﻗ

2006-04-14 [eyes of frost]: Yes [Tear] You have a fan. O_o *Waves hand* That would be me! *Still drooling over Tear being nakkie*

2006-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: -

2006-04-15 [Bookwyrm]: -.- ::is offended:: I'm not a prude I'd just rather not upset my sweetheart by being around naked men.

2006-04-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: how? are you offended?

2006-04-15 [Bookwyrm]: Forget it. Old comment.

2006-04-15 [zoloftzantac]: oh, was that it, I just didn't want to make [Tear] uncomfortable by ogling his bare ass ... :p

2006-04-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: O_O what?

2006-04-15 [Tear]: LMAO! It seems as though I have more then one fan. Maybe I should put my clothing back on.

2006-04-15 [eyes of frost]: NO! NO! Not clothing back on! *Hides his clothing*

2006-04-15 [RabidSphinx]: ...>>

2006-04-15 [eyes of frost]: What? *Innocent look* I would do the same thing to you Raine if you were nakkie...

2006-04-15 [RabidSphinx]: i always keep my clothing on...even in the shower

2006-04-15 [eyes of frost]: X_X... that is HORRIBLE!

2006-04-15 [RabidSphinx]: no, it's a good thing, trust me

2006-04-15 [eyes of frost]: No..it's not...*sniffles*

2006-04-15 [RabidSphinx]: ...>>;

2006-04-15 [eyes of frost]: What?

2006-04-16 [Enneigard Rebirth]: nudity leads to bad things...like farming

2006-04-16 [eyes of frost]: Lol. Nah.

2006-04-16 [zoloftzantac]: Farming isn't so bad, the smell of cow shit blowing into my house from 20 miles away, that's bad ...

2006-04-16 [eyes of frost]: Lmao.

2006-04-16 [De'ladrei]: Try the farm two streets away *shudders* *lives in the middle on nowheres*

2006-04-16 [zoloftzantac]: sorry :( yuko, my Aunt lives on a dairy, and I don't visit her anymore ...

2006-04-16 [De'ladrei]: Meh, I'm surrounded by farms, its my villages main source of income, I don't mind it so much, its just the dreading of summer >.>

2006-04-16 [Enneigard Rebirth]: blights, droughts, moraines

2006-04-16 [eyes of frost]: Aye...it is sad that the closest thing near you is a farm...*Laughs* You are not the only one De'ladrei!

2006-04-17 [Domiera]: *raises hand* middle of nowhere as well. one shouldnt be able to tell the difference between cows, goats, chickens etc from one whiff. its just wrong

2006-04-17 [De'ladrei]: Indeed >.>

2006-04-17 [zoloftzantac]: I moved to get away from the smell, now I'm about 35 miles away and I can't smell the poop. (but now I smell rotting apples ... which is way bettter tho)

2006-04-17 [eyes of frost]: Lmfao.

2006-04-18 [zoloftzantac]: Heh, I live in Sebastopol, named because it is an apple town, I like apples

2006-04-18 [Domiera]: apples are indeed yummy

2006-04-18 [Bookwyrm]: I like apples with cheese ^^

2006-04-18 [Larova]: Apples with salt are nice.

2006-04-18 [zoloftzantac]: I like apples cut up into a bowl with vinegar

2006-04-18 [Firenze]: I like apples when they are made into apple sauce

2006-04-18 [Domiera]: dipped in chocolate is good too

2006-04-18 [Firenze]: Oh yes that is nice ^_^

2006-04-19 [eyes of frost]: I like apples too...

2006-04-19 [Bookwyrm]: Apples and caramel is a classic too. ^^

2006-04-19 [zoloftzantac]: yum! oh, and with peanut butter ^_^

2006-04-19 [Bookwyrm]: Oh yeah ^^ I do that.

2006-04-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: AND OWLS!!!

2006-04-19 [Big Brother]: owls? i'm lost....

2006-04-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yup. *stands around in absolute blehness*

2006-04-19 [Bookwyrm]: You enjoy making wikis that just have definitions don't you? Even if you can't spell definition correctly. :P

2006-04-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i know.

2006-04-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i know. lol

2006-04-19 [Enneigard Rebirth]: im going to make a wiki called owls

2006-04-19 [Bookwyrm]: Okay :P

2006-04-24 [Wendy]: GALA APPLES!!!! And owls kick ass! "Save paper! Wipe your ass on an owl!"

2006-04-24 [Tear]: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/magefire/Random/1144725534746.jpg just because I can.

2006-04-24 [De'ladrei]: XD

2006-04-24 [Amalaswinta]: LOL!!!

2006-04-24 [skullhead]: lol

2006-04-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: eeeeeeeeeee

2006-04-24 [RabidSphinx]: *giggles* typical

2006-04-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: news about elfpack, this message should be sent every year, stop watching this wiki page

2006-04-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: put this wiki under 'Wiki pages'

2006-04-24 [RabidSphinx]: why should i stop watching? i like talking here...and poking the guards

2006-04-24 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ummmm i was typing in the things on the bottom

2006-04-25 [eyes of frost]: Grarg...*Starts sloshing everyone with applesauce*

2006-04-25 [zoloftzantac]: hmm .. somehow those senseless comments make more sense to me than most of the stuff [Enneigard Rebirth] says :p

2006-04-25 [eyes of frost]: Huh?

2006-04-25 [zoloftzantac]: Maybe it was just me ... Enneigard Rebirth: news about elfpack, this message should be sent every year, stop watching this wiki page | Did that make any sense to you ...

2006-04-25 [eyes of frost]: ...No it didn't. Lol.

2006-04-25 [RabidSphinx]: it confused me i must admit

2006-04-25 [zoloftzantac]: he went a little more nuts than normal ;)

2006-04-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: we need more lumber

2006-04-25 [zoloftzantac]: we need more dumber

2006-04-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: aaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

2006-04-25 [RabidSphinx]: ;>>

2006-04-26 [Wendy]: How about a plumber?

2006-04-26 [Wendy]: *gets sloshed with applesauce* YAAAAAY! Is this Mott's applesauce with cinnamon!? *licks it off her hand* Mmmm!

2006-04-26 [zoloftzantac]: do you have his *number* ;)

2006-04-26 [Ringbearer]: ITs 222-22222 but he's got an answering machine that wil talk to you ;)

2006-04-26 [zoloftzantac]: yep, talk to the machine so you don't break his slumber :p

2006-04-26 [Wendy]: Pick up the phone and dial and dial those 2's.

2006-04-26 [Wendy]: It'll be like having a thumb war!

2006-04-26 [zoloftzantac]: a thumber encumber :p *talks to the lonely machine on the phone*

2006-04-26 [Wendy]: *goes to the kitchen and chops up a cucumber*

2006-04-27 [zoloftzantac]: hate to be a succumber, but I am running out of words :p

2006-04-27 [Tear]: Indirect rhyme like bummer?

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: It's called slant rhyme.

2006-04-27 [zoloftzantac]: wow, that was the 5555th comment :p

2006-04-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: *points up* Web art...not webart...

2006-04-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *uses bra as slingshot & shoots lemons at everyone while laughing maniacally*

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!! IT HURTS AND STINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: *[Wendy]'s Roffle Copter loses control*

2006-04-27 [Tear]: Oh dear.

2006-04-27 [De'ladrei]: O.O *takes cover*

2006-04-27 [Ringbearer]: *uses [Tear] as a shield to protect him and Dela*

2006-04-27 [De'ladrei]: Bunnily Lover!! noooooeees

2006-04-27 [RabidSphinx]: meow

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: Meeeeeeeep...!!!!

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: *leaps out of the Roffle Copter and is caught by an EP member that can fly*

2006-04-27 [RabidSphinx]: i can fly...i'm a bird...

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: *is caught by [RabidSphinx]* Fankies!

2006-04-27 [RabidSphinx]: *carries you off to my nest to feed my young*

2006-04-27 [Tear]: el em a oh

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: Eeep! Oh noes! CHINCHILLA SQUAAAAAAAAD!!!!

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: *the chinchilla squad appears and carries [Wendy] off to safety*

2006-04-27 [Wendy]: Hooray for fluffynesses!

2006-04-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: .........

2006-04-29 [insert username here]: You people are spelling 'harassment' wrong when you ban people. You are forgetting an 's'. So technically you are banning people for doing something that isn't even a word.

2006-04-30 [bluesoulsearcher]: A rose by any other name is still a rose. Harassment by any other spelling is still harassment.

2006-04-30 [Tear]: That was retarded.

2006-04-30 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-04-30 [zoloftzantac]: [insert username here]: do you mean in peoples SS comments? That sounds like something I might have done ... if you see it again you can post a link here and I'll fix it.

2006-04-30 [Sunrose]: I already fixed it earlier :P

2006-04-30 [zoloftzantac]: I saw that on [SilentScream]'s house, thanks Sunny! ^_^

2006-04-30 [654dghs]: Ok I have a problem. On my screen it doesn't say who just logged in.

2006-04-30 [Sunrose]: Click 'View more' next to where it says 'Elfpack status' in the right menu. You probably by accident hid the status bar :)

2006-05-01 [zoloftzantac]: XD

2006-05-01 [eyes of frost]: *Starts the 'Hamster Dance' song*

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: *the chinchilla squad dances to the Hampton the Hampster's Hamster Dance"*

2006-05-01 [zoloftzantac]: *wonders how chinchillas taste*

2006-05-01 [eyes of frost]: Rachel has a question!!!!!   What are the pictures that are on the right side of the main stuff page?

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: Type "fried chinchilla" into google...

2006-05-01 [Larova]: I want a cool SS message.

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: Me too. I know the feeling. I'm sure that they'd come up with something veeeerrrrrry creative for mine.

2006-05-01 [Larova]: If it involves the word "shank," I'm happy.

2006-05-01 [654dghs]: thank u

2006-05-01 [eyes of frost]: ....Can someone please answer Rachel's question...? *Points above to her other post*

2006-05-01 [Larova]: The featured members, or the kangaroo that leads to some random wiki?

2006-05-01 [Whim]: Those are just random members. It cycles through every member with a picture at some point or another. You've probably been up there at least a few times by now.

2006-05-01 [eyes of frost]: BEAN!!! *Tackles* Hey what's up?

2006-05-01 [Whim]: Not much. Just last minute internet stuff before I sleep.

2006-05-01 [eyes of frost]: Ahhh...Anywho. So, when exactly do you plan on...you know...leaving to the west coast? HUH??!

2006-05-01 [Whim]: The end of May.

2006-05-01 [eyes of frost]: Aww...You are going to come and visit right? *Tapping foot on the floor*

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: I'm moving to Texas and getting married to [The Waco Kid] on June 1st.

2006-05-01 [Whim]: Visit you? Home? Strevin?

2006-05-01 [eyes of frost]: ...All of the above.

2006-05-01 [Whim]: Yeah, probably...when I can afford it, that is. Money will be much tighter when I actually have to pay for things like rent, food, and general comfort.

2006-05-01 [Larova]: Not if I marry him first.

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: *whips out her razor dildo. the blades spin like a chainsaw.* What was that...?

2006-05-01 [Larova]: *Wonders how often she masturbates with that*

2006-05-01 [Domiera]: *shudders* so scared!

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: I rape people up the ass with my razor dildo thus sodomizing their childhoods like the little bitches that they are.

2006-05-01 [Larova]: That's CRAZY. I forcefeed people white toast. Small world, eh?

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: NICE! *high fives you* YESH! Don't give them the whole grain...It's too healthy...

2006-05-01 [Larova]: ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe<3 Triple-grain toast is lovely buttered and salted. You're the bestest ever.

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: Mmmm...I really like your randomness, doll.

2006-05-01 [Larova]: Bah. Human beings are incapable of true spontaneity. But thanks. ^_^

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: That is true. We are always thinking.

2006-05-01 [Larova]: And one thought always leads to another somehow.

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: So therefore, nothing can truly be spontaneous. That's what I get from your earlier post.

2006-05-01 [Larova]: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

2006-05-01 [Larova]: k night <3 <3 <3 (I'm not really going to marry the prophet-guy, by the way. Just so you know.)

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: I know. He wants me. =P

2006-05-01 [Tear]: 'Tis called logic. To be truly spontaneous, you must abandon logic, and then in a galaxy far far away, your quest will begin.

2006-05-01 [Bookwyrm]: Galaxt? Is that a new nausea/indigestion medication?

2006-05-01 [Tear]: A typo.

2006-05-01 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles:: I know that sweetie. But seeing as you of all people made it I had to comment. I'll leave now.

2006-05-01 [Tear]: Aye, I am one of those rare breeds that uses proper English.

2006-05-01 [Bookwyrm]: Indeed. ::winks:: I've noticed that about you.

2006-05-01 [Tear]: I do believe you are not the only one.

2006-05-01 [De'ladrei]: And its why we looooove you XP *pets*

2006-05-01 [zoloftzantac]: Being truely spontaneous is simple really, one must only give up ones sanity ... (watch me in a fit of sleep dep style psycosis sometime)

2006-05-01 [Wendy]: Well I think that we should all dance! *grabs [zoloftzantac] and dances with him*

2006-05-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: so ﺜﮘﭠﭯﮝﯞﱢﮥﯟ you stupid ﭸﭜﯥﮟﯘﺪﺆﺑ.

2006-05-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ﺜﮘﭠﭯﮝﯞﱢﮥﯟ me.

2006-05-01 [Larova]: *ﺜﮘﭠﭯﮝﯞﱢﮥﯟs*

2006-05-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: why do i seem so sad all the time?

2006-05-01 [Crzvmpr]: hello i was wondering if one of the guards could put a warning on my page...

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: Well, that depends ..... what do you want and why do you want it?

2006-05-02 [Crzvmpr]: i was wondering if a does not cyber and will report to guards sign could be put on my house because i've had some problems with some people

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: If you are having problems with people then please report them. I looked on you house and no where does it say that these cyber requests bother you. I did see some sexy content tho that might attract these people. If you don't want that kind of attention then think twice about what kinds of images you upload on your house ....

2006-05-02 [Tear]: Have you attempted postin something large and blatant in your description saying you are not interested in all that junk? Because if you haven't attemped to get those people away on your own, and you just want an SS comment, it might not come. Like for me, I had to post crap up in my house, and when that didn't work, I was given my SS message.

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: Can you report people for that? For asking you to cyber and such...because I've got it written in several places I don't want them to and people still do...quite often.

2006-05-02 [Tear]: Yes.

2006-05-02 [Bookwyrm]: Thank you! ::gives [Tear] a giant cookie:: -.- I'm tired of being harassed by the same idiots who keep making new houses just to ask me to cyber with them. It's really irritating.

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: Please do report anyone who is doing that, I'd say they are asking to be banned.

2006-05-02 [Tear]: That is classified under harassment. If they make a new account they get IP banned, don't they? Kinda like how I was when Isahn banned me?

2006-05-02 [Tear]: Oh yeah, thanks for the cookie.

2006-05-02 [zoloftzantac]: Yep, if you block someone and they make a new account to keep bothering you then that is harassment for sure.