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Elfpack was originally created for members of Elftown who were either banned, or who were not interested in art and sci-fi. The rules on Elfpack are not as strict as they are on Elftown, but you should still look at the Elfpack Rules. Remember, not knowing a rule doesn't excuse breaking it.
The Guards are here to answer any rule or banning based questions you have about Elfpack, and to help members having difficulties on the site.
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Guard Captain


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Malevolent [Stephen]

Guard Sergeants


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Roaring [kittykittykitty]
The Obsessed [Orestez]

Guards


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Kinky [Ringbearer]
Monstrous [djxmonster]


Why so many Guard Positions?


<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Captain is the person you complain to if you think a Guard is being unfair or biased.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Sergeants are the people who handle message harassment reports.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guards handle the rest. ;)
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Before even trying to be a Guard, you need to be on the Council. Guards are chosen from among the senior Council members. They need to be active, have good social skills, stay level-headed in heated situations, know the workings and rules of Elfpack extremely well and have the trust of the Wardens.
Don't annoy the Guards by asking to be one. It's not even their decision.
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2006-04-06 [Tear]: That is on par with Cheech and Ching, yo, if not surpassing it. Unfortunately, I do not have a picture of that one.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Gah...you sound like my mother :P

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Oh yeah, zoloftzantac, that is the second time I have seen you spell that word wrong. ***Necessarily

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Your mother? She smoked a helpless kitten too!?!? Your mom is cool.

2006-04-06 [Larova]: I like helpless kittens.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: My dear, with all due respect, that is not something that everyone would want to know. Though our conversation isn't exactly up to standard, that goes a bit beyond. I am going to delete that comment.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Thanks -.- sorry I meant to delete that...sorry...I'm going to get off this wiki right now...I'll come back later...ciao guys...enjoy your night.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: You don't have to leave on account of us, but ciao.

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: oh my, [Bookwyrm] is normally such a good girl ... what did you guys do to her?

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Chaos, [Larova]-style.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles at zoloft:: You don't know the half of me...::nudges [Larova] real quick:: Goodnight guys. ::hugs all three of them:: Love you all ^_^ ::bows out gracefully::

2006-04-06 [Larova]: <3 <3 <3 lots

2006-04-06 [De'ladrei]: o.O

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Fi, tell me why I haven't gone to sleep yet.

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: uh, no helpless kittens?

2006-04-06 [De'ladrei]: Because you were waiting for me to come back for the bunnily lovins <3

2006-04-06 [Tear]: I haven't smoked helpless kittens in the past week, I thought I said that. Buy OIY! My back is killing me from hunching over this keyboard for like the past 6 hours or so.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: That too, Fi. And methinks tobacco is calling me.

2006-04-06 [De'ladrei]: ^^ get it all out the way, then sleeeeeeeeeep

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: <.<...................>.>................::sneaks back in real quiet-like:: Shhh! Be vewy qui-et...I'm hunting guawds!....::tackles random guard::

2006-04-06 [nothereanymore]: *brings in the duct tape* mwehehee

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::gasps:: o.o ::tackles [nothereanymore]::

2006-04-06 [nothereanymore]: Gah! *falls* Me is not a guard xD

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: I know! But you have duct tape! o.o

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: I is though *runs*

2006-04-06 [nothereanymore]: *giggles* Why yesh I do xD

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::gasps watching [Firenze] run:: Oh no you don't! ::runs after and tackles him:: Mwuahahaha! ::snuggles::

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: Ack!

2006-04-06 [nothereanymore]: *duct tapes* mwahahahahaha!!!

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Mwuahahaha...::runs::

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::gasps:: Wait...duct tapes whom??

2006-04-06 [nothereanymore]: ...[Firenze] XD

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: Ack! Two buggers attacking me >.<

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Okay...good...::runs::

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Aww...but I'm hunting guards! o.o

2006-04-06 [nothereanymore]: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *hides*

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: *cuts bonds open and runs to soundbites*

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Awww T_T now I have no guard to hunt...::whimpers::

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: muhwahahaha

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::gasps....tackles::

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: =P

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::grins:: Mwuaha.

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: *Is in safe halls of soundbites grins*

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::grimaces:: I will find you ::raises fist in the air:: I will find you!! -.-

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: Okay

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Er...well actually I know where you are...but I will catch you...<.<.......>.>

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: Bleh...

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: o.o ::whimpers:: You "bleh'd" me...but I'm [Bookwyrm]...o.o

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: and im a little short arse called [Firenze]

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: I didn't know arses could be short o.o

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: lol, it is a phrase my friends use for calling me short

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Ohhh...::grins:: I never would've guessed that...wait how "tall" are you?

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: 5ft 5inches, I think

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: You're not that short...I'm 5ft on the dot :P

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: Well my friends are 5ft 8inches to just over 6ft

2006-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: poop

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha...well...I can see how there would be a difference there. Almost everyone is taller than me though...^-^ Hence the nicknames: Midget and Oompa Loompa...and I know I have more but I can't think of them...it gets worse when I'm around my boyfriend...who is about 6'4"

2006-04-06 [Firenze]: My shortest friend is just over 4ft 5inches

2006-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: and hence my nickname "anti-christ" or wait...

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: No!! ::whimpers:: I hate it when people are shorter than me -.- ::takes a saw to her feet::...Oh! Must be off! Ciao for now! ::huggles all::

2006-04-06 [Larova]: HAH! I'm taller than ALL of you.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: I r 5'8.

2006-04-06 [De'ladrei]: I'm 5ft....(4ft11 and three quarters....but I round it up >.>)

2006-04-06 [Ringbearer]: I am 6 foot... i think. 1m80.

2006-04-06 [RabidSphinx]: i'm sort at 5'7''

2006-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: im taller than everyone because im standing up.

2006-04-06 [RabidSphinx]: you're all quite short aren't you..........well yeah, we're kids................well that's no excuse.

2006-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: im only 14 & im taller than you

2006-04-06 [RabidSphinx]: ...>< shut up you...

2006-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: :P im kidding

2006-04-06 [Asrun]: I'm 5'6. >:O shut up!

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: I'm 180 cm also, that's closer to 5' foot 11 inches than it is to 6 foot *hates feet and inches*

2006-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: great asruness, i will shut up. *.*

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: *bans [Enneigard Rebirth]* ah, that felt soo good ^_^

2006-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: !!!! NOOO!!!!

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: :p

2006-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *passes out*

2006-04-06 [Asrun]: buahaha. :3 Bleh, I've gained like 3 lbs. ;____; need to lose that.

2006-04-07 [Bookwyrm]: Please tell me that was a typo and you meant to type 30...because otherwise I might have to do something evil to you o.o

2006-04-07 [Asrun]: gaining weight at any amount when you're trying to lose it isn't fun. :(

2006-04-07 [Bookwyrm]: Yeah..I know I have Graves Disease...weight fluctuation is a big problem...but three pounds...-.- it could be a lot worse.

2006-04-07 [skullhead]: dont I know it im 5' 9'' and my weight is 250 lbs.

2006-04-07 [Tear]: 151 lbs here. And Ash, why on Earth would you be trying to lose weight?

2006-04-07 [Sunrose]: I'm about 5'5 (165) I believe and [RabidSphinx] I don't think I will be any taller than that =P My weight swings every time between 121 and 127 lbs, mainly because my days have little structure..I think.

2006-04-07 [Asrun]: Tear: Cause I have a pouch. :p All my weight is fat, no muscle.. I'm like the weakest thing. :O I'm 5'6, almost 5'7and like.. 135. :(~

2006-04-07 [Hollister1219]: Hey'z can I get a SS message please...... I want it to say : This member will not talk to anyone without a picture

2006-04-07 [Bookwyrm]: [Asrun]: That's not bad O.O Gah...you're makin' me feel fat -.- and I'm not -.-

2006-04-07 [RabidSphinx]: i have Graves Disease too, losing weight is a bitch...>< i go from 120 to 123 any given day...today i'm 121 and that still makes me grumpy...i'm eating nothing but strawberries

2006-04-07 [zoloftzantac]: [Hollister1219]: That's a joke ... right?

2006-04-07 [zoloftzantac]: (another joke?) [Slightly Stoopid fan] said in a message "ok just for your guesses information i am not a bad person, I'm very smart and a smartass, lol, i am a caring person, but i really don't feel like being kicked off, and I wanna be a guard. In school, when we pick groups for a project, people always pick me because I'm a good leader and I don't like to get in trouble, I look out for others also. Can you tell me how or what you did to become a guard?"

2006-04-07 [RabidSphinx]: make him a guard... :D make me one while you're at it... >>;

2006-04-07 [Sunrose]: 'and I don't like to get in trouble' XD

2006-04-07 [RabidSphinx]: who does? other than me sometimes...>>; HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNROSE! (i don't think i'll be online tomorrow, so here it is today) YAY! *throws a party...eats all the cake* >>;

2006-04-07 [Sunrose]: It is the 8th in my timezone now ;) // Happy birthday to you too [RabidSphinx] =P *throws confetti on you* ^^

2006-04-07 [zoloftzantac]: Wheee! Happy B-day!!

2006-04-07 [Sunrose]: Thaaaanks *^____^*

2006-04-07 [skullhead]: Actually I think that’s tomorrow. is it not?

2006-04-07 [Tear]: Yeah, for us, it would be tomorrow. For Deb-san, it is now the eighth.

2006-04-07 [Bookwyrm]: Happy Birthday everyone! XD ::can never keep up with birthdays...far too complicated::

2006-04-07 [skullhead]: dont you get a birthday message? thats so cool

2006-04-07 [Bookwyrm]: If I'm friends with the people yes...but otherwise no...and when it comes to birthdays off Elfpack...it's even worse T_T

2006-04-07 [zoloftzantac]: "dont you get a birthday message" / I don't know, I haven't gotten a single one yet ... maybe that's just for ET?

2006-04-07 [Bookwyrm]: ::tackles [zoloftzantac] for no reason and licks his cheek:: Cookies for you sir ^_^

2006-04-07 [zoloftzantac]: yum! *eats them and talks with mouth full* ish ish goo cooies ^_^

2006-04-07 [Bookwyrm]: ^_^ You're welcome ^_^ I know how you like your baked goods XP

2006-04-07 [zoloftzantac]: ha, I do I do! I'd take a bunch of fresh warm bread before ice cream every time :)

2006-04-07 [Bookwyrm]: Oooo tell me about it...in fact...::brings out a basket full of freshly baked loaves of bread and gives it to zoloft...but not before taking one out for herself:: :P I deserve a little consolation myself you know...XD

2006-04-07 [skullhead]: so do we have birthday message or not?

2006-04-07 [zoloftzantac]: sit down and eat it all with me ^_^ yum! oh, there is this amazing bakery kinda by my house that makes the most interesting breads. I could eat nothing but their 'Egyptian' bread (pear, fig and ginger), that one is my fav ^_^ http://www.wildflourbread.com/

2006-04-07 [Bookwyrm]: I don't know but I have to go. Happy Birthday to those who have birthdays today! ::gives cookies to [Sunrose] and [RabidSphinx]:: Ciao everyone ^_^

2006-04-07 [zoloftzantac]: [skullhead]: I don't think so ...

2006-04-07 [skullhead]: thats something we have to work on Big Z

2006-04-07 [zoloftzantac]: Yeah, I could be wrong tho, but I think I would have gotten one by now.

2006-04-07 [Sunrose]: Yes we do have birthdaymessages,...I've noticed most of them are sent between 4:24 and 4:30 :)

2006-04-07 [Sunrose]: [zoloftzantac]: [11472121@] // [skullhead]: [12507532@] =P

2006-04-08 [zoloftzantac]: I think we just got owned :p

2006-04-08 [skullhead]: *Jeepers* I have a home @_@

2006-04-08 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-04-08 [Sunrose]: =P

2006-04-08 [Asrun]: happy berfday rose. :3

2006-04-08 [Tear]: Happy birthday Deb-san and Sarah!

2006-04-08 [RabidSphinx]: dude, i got a cookie...sweet! and thank you all! you are the only people (as in opposed to the "real world") to wish me happy birthday! thank you for remembering!

2006-04-08 [Tear]: *Steals Sarah's cookie*

2006-04-08 [RabidSphinx]: *kills tear instantly* mother fucker...stay away from my goddamn birthday cookie!

2006-04-08 [Tear]: *reliquishes cookie*

2006-04-08 [RabidSphinx]: *eat it and is fat* my birthday cookie...

2006-04-08 [Tear]: I am outta here. Ciao all.

2006-04-08 [Sunrose]: Thanks [Tear]-san ^^

2006-04-08 [Bookwyrm]: ::grins at [RabidSphinx]:: You're welcome XD

2006-04-08 [zoloftzantac]: huh? I thought [Tear] was dead *gets all disappointed* :p

2006-04-08 [Bookwyrm]: Awww...poor zoloft...::pets him::

2006-04-09 [Asrun]: And Sarah too. OMG. >.<;'

2006-04-09 [zoloftzantac]: Happy Birthday [Asrun]! (it's the 9th now on EP ^_^)

2006-04-09 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha happy birthday [Asrun]! o.o

2006-04-09 [Tear]: OMG ASH!! I am soo putting a comment about you being Canadian and it being your birthday on myspace, lol/

2006-04-09 [eyes of frost]: Happy birthday Ash.

2006-04-09 [Tear]: Yay for myspace?

2006-04-09 [Asrun]: Noooo.. old. ;.; Thanks

2006-04-09 [\\ Me And The Theatre For Lyf //]: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNROSE :D XxX

2006-04-09 [Tear]: You're a day late and a dollar short. We have now moved on to Asrun.

2006-04-09 [Asrun]: lol

2006-04-09 [Tear]: Ash, dear, could you do me a favor?

2006-04-09 [Asrun]: maybe

2006-04-09 [Tear]: Look over at [bazza123]'s profile please?

2006-04-09 [Asrun]: sure

2006-04-09 [Tear]: Thankyou, dear. It was really annoying.

2006-04-09 [Asrun]: I can't read messages, you'll have to wait for Sunrose, or a guard captain to look over it

2006-04-09 [Tear]: I posted all the messages in the report. I sent one reply saying that I sent a report to the guards, and then added a few rude remarks to it, though mild for me, because I am supposed to be a calmer, nicer person, lol.

2006-04-09 [Asrun]: it's still something that has to be left up to the captains. :)

2006-04-09 [Tear]: Alrighty then, I'll harass Jon about it later. Thanks for taking a look at it for me, though. Oh yeah, Happy birthday

2006-04-10 [Sunrose]: He's been banned since I already warned him twice. I must say though that your reply wasn't really going to help the situation, it would've been better (and easier for us) if you had just not replied...

2006-04-10 [Tear]: I am an ornery son-of-a-dog. It just happens like that. I get retarded comments like that, I am bound to reply. That was why I asked for my SS message to be put up. If someone is going to see whether they can piss me off, I am going to be happy to oblige, and then reply in a nasty manner.

2006-04-10 [Tear]: But thankyou, all the same, Deb-san. I'll try to chill out with the rude replies.

2006-04-10 [RabidSphinx]: ....i'm not always rude with my replies yet i'm always held at fault for harassment... :( oh-well....*spins around* how was your birthdays Asrun and Sunrose?

2006-04-10 [Sunrose]: I'm not saying you should give him a hug, but an SS-comment like yours doesn't mean you have a license to kill, so to speak, either. And you're only giving them exactly what they want, basically they press a button and you move your arm :P

2006-04-10 [Sunrose]: My birthday was alright thanks, and yours? :)

2006-04-10 [RabidSphinx]: well, none of my fammily remembered it, but i spent a few hours with my friend goatt and got a gift, so better than any birthday i have had yet! ^^

2006-04-10 [zoloftzantac]: bummer that you have already logged off RD ...

2006-04-11 [Tear]: Very true. I will have to work on that.

2006-04-12 [Asrun]: It was good, thanks Sarah. :d  Got some stuff for my room that I'm redecorating, so I was happy.

2006-04-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: whats RD?

2006-04-12 [zoloftzantac]: "whats RD?" A RD is a super hawt wild Tiger-Ram that will bite your arm off and spit in your eye if you mess with it .. ;)

2006-04-12 [eyes of frost]: ... phht. RD wouldn't do that...would RD?

2006-04-12 [zoloftzantac]: how do you think I lost my arm? ... :p

2006-04-12 [eyes of frost]: Oh. Well...then we have a fiest breed of RD...

2006-04-12 [zoloftzantac]: haha, yep we sure do, and she just might kill us if we keep talking about her while she is off line ;)

2006-04-12 [eyes of frost]: I am not talking about her...

2006-04-12 [Enneigard Rebirth]: eyes is talking about this! *pulls furry thing out of his bag* ahhhhhh *stares at it*

2006-04-12 [RabidSphinx]: *creeps in and curls up in the corner sleeping*

2006-04-13 [eyes of frost]: *Looks over and silently walks over to Raine and cuddles next to her* Nighty night...

2006-04-13 [*_*]: hey guys long time no talk whats new ??

2006-04-13 [zoloftzantac]: Happy Birthday [Big Brother]!

2006-04-13 [Enneigard Rebirth]: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! [Big Brother]

2006-04-13 [Big Brother]: thanx ^_^

2006-04-13 [Enneigard Rebirth]: coooo.

2006-04-13 [Tear]: Happy birthday, Jon.

2006-04-13 [De'ladrei]: *jumps out of a cake in full bunny regalia* haaaappy birthday ^^

2006-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: *rubs around jon's ankles*

2006-04-13 [Big Brother]: O.o umm.....i'm kinda scared.......cake bunny and RD rubs.......

2006-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: you know you love my rubs

2006-04-13 [Big Brother]: Secretly yes....

2006-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: lol...so how old are you?

2006-04-13 [Big Brother]: 21 :S

2006-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: really? i thought you were older than me than a year...wow...that's hot

2006-04-13 [Big Brother]: hot?

2006-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: don't make fun of my air-head saying... :P

2006-04-13 [Big Brother]: then i shall not do so

2006-04-13 [skullhead]: You know that reminded me of a girl I had a crush on, she was an air-head but a cute air-head

2006-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: am i a cute air-head? wait, don't answer that...><;

2006-04-13 [Big Brother]: but i wanna answer!

2006-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: happy birthday jon! *bursts out of a cake*

2006-04-13 [Big Brother]: yay, not i have 2 cake girlz!

2006-04-13 [skullhead]: (Copy Paste): happy birthday jon!

2006-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: i'm the better of the two because i'm wearing nothing but frosting.. :P

2006-04-13 [Big Brother]: O.O

2006-04-13 [skullhead]: She’s blofing!, Isn’t she?

2006-04-13 [zoloftzantac]: damn it! I missed [RabidSphinx] wearing nothing but frosting! Come on, some one got a photo, right?

2006-04-13 [eyes of frost]: Lmao. I must have missed alot to have missed that. X_X

2006-04-14 [skullhead]: Ok people this is a search and recover mission, we need to get RD to bursts out of another cake but naked. can we do it?

2006-04-14 [skullhead]: I don’t think so Bob <img100*0:http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0002RQ0NM.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg>

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