2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: yea, that ^^

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: quit making a fool of yourself since you have nothing special baout you and you try to act all cool like "I'm gonna bann you if you do dat again"

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: Hey [RabidSphinx], we were just hitting a big conspicuous piñata ...

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: ...*does the vodoo dance of *hit the ban button on the grounds that he is a disrepetful little pleb*

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: what the hell is a pleb?

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: No, I am cool because I will ban you if you continue to comment with crap.

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Pleb, peasant, scum, not worth the ground that gets walked on

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: pleb? ok now i know, it sounded funny

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: *giggles* wow [Slightly Stoopid fan], you are dumb AND a fool...welcome to EP...^^

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: and quite probably "bubye from ep" soon

2006-04-05 [Larova]: You'd think an alleged Christian singer would know a bit more about the Roman empire.

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Indeed *continues the dance*

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: he messaged me...said "i guess a 4.0 is dumb now" and i was like, wow, you are stupid...stupid for messaging me...

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: See, pleb ^^

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: ok i'll tell you the truth one time only

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: zomg! you're really not who you say you are :O!!! Wow, really, what a surprise -.-'

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: I am 10 years old, I am an orphan living with the most horrible family in the wirld, My parents are dead, I have no Family, I am dead poor, I sing because there is nothing else to do, David Pelsue gave me his autograph one time and that was the greatest thing anyone has ever done for me

2006-04-05 [idunnosomething]: ...heh heh... 4.0 IQ...

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: wow...feels let down...that's the sadest lie i have heard all day... :(

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: That is the truth in every way

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: Just because i'm not smart and don't have any money doesn't give you the right to make fun of me, I am a person just like you

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: So what, lying makes your life better? We made fun of you, because of all the crap you made up.

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: Honestly [Slightly Stoopid fan], I would rather talk to you as a 10 year old kid, then as a fake rude person

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: *cough bullshit cough* i'm poor, but it's my honesty that makes me better than you, not how much smarter i am then you... :P

2006-04-05 [idunnosomething]: *mocks [Slightly Stoopid fan]*

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Wow, you too? I'm a 10-year-old orphan living with cannibals, and they tell me the only way I can communicate is on the Internet because nobody will believe me there. It's true, though, because they cut off and ate my arms and tongue, and I have to type with my toes. And that's why I don't have a Skype account, all of you. Doesn't it all make sense now?

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: I get on here because it's free, I have to walk 2 miles to the library, i'm there (here now), I'm bored because all my family does is be mean to me, they don't care and it pisses me off, so now all i do is sing about God

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: Quit making fun of me, I swear to God that is the truth, I do lye all the tme because I don't like who I am

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Uhu, so where'd that pic come from.

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: i walk a few miles to the library every day...but i do it barefoot and in the cold rain...ask Zoloft, he'll tell you, it's the truth.

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: I hate who I am ok, A poor selfish good for nothin 10year old boy

2006-04-05 [Larova]: The Fiona, it came from a psychedelic backgrounds page, of course.

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: I made a sign that said Kids in the way and I shrunk it and enlarged it and it came out blurry

2006-04-05 [idunnosomething]: ...sings about God... and yet, uses profanity and talks about dildos and drugs in his description...

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: I thought it might have, I was waiting for his response.

2006-04-05 [Tear]: We really honestly don't need your life story. The internet is the place where none of that matters to anyone, but some people are just too nice to tell you that.

2006-04-05 [Larova]: You sure are, Washburn. Ever considered a 35th-trimester abortion?

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: And ah.

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: whats that?

2006-04-05 [Larova]: [Tear], don't be so insensitive.

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Oh, it's suicide at age ten. You should do it.

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: I just wanna make myself better and i put that stuff in my description and type things i don't even know about just to act cool and get really cute girls to like me, and i lye alot on here just to be different

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: harsh...harsh...lol...i <3 jesus, join Christians United with me! but [Slightly Stoopid fan] is not invited, he is a lyer and god hates liars...and perverted 10 year olds who want to talk to cute girls online

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Damn you Avy, I just snorted hot chocolate through my nose I laughed so hard.

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Then get some personality.

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: I hate you, but it's good idea, i think i should, theres nothing going to appen in my life thats special

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: Wow, the age changes like every time he mentions it. Not forgetting the height and weight that fluctuated on Elftown as well. Seriously. Also, it seems right now you're the big entertainment-attraction, so mainly it would be for that purpose to let you stay here xD

2006-04-05 [Larova]: HA! Take that. I'll bet it burns like tasty.

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: How can you people be soooo mean to a kid?

2006-04-05 [Tear]: Be sensitive? Ha, do us a favor and swallow a razor, both of you.

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: oo ya your mom was the main attraction, haha and she said it burnt

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Oh god it burns the nasal passages >.<

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: i thought that's why *i* was kept around [Sunrose] :( i'll have to get rid of this competition...

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: yea, well so was yours, she said it burned, then you got orphaned, moral of the story: you should fuck off and die :)

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: why

2006-04-05 [Tear]: Seems like she took that one well enough.

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: jesus loves you! but i think you are a cunt [Slightly Stoopid fan]...^^

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: An 18 year old isn't a kid anymore according to law :P

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: We all do, and even jesus would be hard pushed, and apparently he even loves me o.O

2006-04-05 [Tear]: Where is that image, Sarah?

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Arkansas razorback okay? Those things are kinda nice.

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: I swear to god, on my life on everyone's life i know i am 10

2006-04-05 [idunnosomething]: NOOO!!! ...*dies*.

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: You dare fucking swear on my life with such bollocks! *mauls*

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: your a fag

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Good thing I'm damn near immortal.

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: but i'm not lying

2006-04-05 [Tear]: And you are too young to be using such words.

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: wow, do you pray to god with that mouth boy?

2006-04-05 [Tear]: I sense bunnily wrath in the offing.

2006-04-05 [Larova]: If The Fiona's homosexual, I want to watch.

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: Compulsive liarrrrr...poor thingy *patpat*

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Nyahahaha thou shalt know my wrath mortals, one day >.>

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Heh, let me find my paypal account then, not like its free to watch :P

2006-04-05 [Tear]: SARAH!!!! I WENT TO CHURCH! For the first time in 6 years, and I did it two weeks in a row!!!

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: Why do you insist on saying those mean things to me, please stop

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: wow...that's hardcore...i haven't even been to church in 2 weeks...>>;

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Because you say them, and you are messing with your betters :) expect your soul to be crushed.

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: then go away washburn...we think you are a moron worth mocking

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: And mocking, mocking severely, I don't know what moching is, but damn I hope it hurts ;>.>

2006-04-05 [Tear]: If you insist on being a fool, then there is no way in hell anyone will stop. See, egging us on, even in the presence of Sunrose, is a bad thing to do. Now, if you politely left this wiki as you wee asked to before, then you wouldn't have to deal with us. Such is the beauty of the internet, you cn always leave a situation.

2006-04-05 [Slightly Stoopid fan]: ok I'm leaving bye

2006-04-05 [Tear]: Washburn, I am the mortal incarnation of Baal. I will eat your babies and steal your soul if you do not leave.

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: Probably a lie too xD

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Oh noes! *hides the bunnily babies* <.<  >.>

2006-04-05 [Tear]: Lol, did that actually work? I AM FRIKKIN GOD HERE YO!

2006-04-05 [Tear]: Those are my children, dear, I couldn't eat those.

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: i bet he is still watching... :P

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Yays \o/ *unleashes bunnily children*

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: Aching...itching to type a reply...

2006-04-05 [Yuriona]: Who is the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him? :O

2006-04-05 [Tear]: Probably, but it doesn't matter, I actually got him to stop commenting by using nothing more then logic, and I still don't know what you guys were arguing about. I just hopped in because you all road him nasty style.

2006-04-05 [Larova]: So apparently the ten-year-old had kids too. It's that paternal instinct that [Tear] exploited. Good show.

2006-04-05 [Tear]: Paternal instinct? WASHBURN WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?!?!?!?

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: I think you shouldn't wave around your victory-flag when not even 10 minutes passed xD and secondly, if you don't know what this is about then how can you judge us? ^___^

2006-04-05 [Tear]: I'm the baby daddy, ain't that right, Fi?

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: mmm...babies...

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Of the bunnily babies jah. Tear ish teh daddy

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: ANd no you cant eat my children -.-

2006-04-05 [Tear]: I read the conversation back about ten pages, Deb-san, and when I saw him first comment, I really didn't see a reason for everyone to jump on him. Unless this was an issue like Larova and me, lol.

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Hungry? Why wait?

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: check out his mood...*giggles* should anyone tell him that suicide is a sin?

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: *hides the babies again* noooes O___O

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: oooh ooh me me pick me!

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: *picks [Sunrose]* :P

2006-04-05 [Tear]: He's going to hell, with the quickness.

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: aww :(

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: But Wooohooo on the other thing

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: i think we all are with how we treated him... >>;

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Except me.

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Nah, God's probably glad we got him to kill himself, means he doesnt have to listen to him whine, let the Devil deal with him :D

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: he changed it to "HAHA Funny [RabidSphinx] great one lol bitch" which I removed and warned him about ...

2006-04-05 [Tear]: I am outta here, people. Ciao for now.

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha! i TOLD you he was still watching this wiki! *I* completely OWn!

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: bubyes :) and woot he is still watching WE HATERS JOOH!!!

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: I did, since I know his history and you don't. And I don't see why you and [Larova] are more special than any other case, just because he gets to you specifically and Washburn doesn't. And I don't really feel like bickering about this as well, so I suggest that it is left at this.

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Aww, why do that? If I were [RabidSphinx], I'd enjoy such things.

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: yep, he was/is still watching ... and I as already going to hell anyways so ...

2006-04-05 [Tear]: 'Tis okay now, Debs. Larova and myself I think are on good terms now. We both kinda caved.

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: meow meow meow! [Sunrose] gets old this saturday!

2006-04-05 [Larova]: [Sunrose], it's cool. [Tear] sent me a relation and apparently let the fury go.

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: God terms? Awesome ^^

2006-04-05 [Larova]: And I was never angry to begin with. <3

2006-04-05 [Tear]: Aye, I did, and I was.

2006-04-05 [Tear]: But yeah, I am sooo gone before I am late for work.

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: haha, [RabidSphinx] has a BD coing up soon too ... ;)

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: That's good to hear! // Hey, I still look 18 or so :P

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: shhh...it's [Sunrose]'s birthday...><; and i was never angry, i was laughing...^^

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: [Larova]: I didn't think RD would care about the mood, but it was an excuse for me to poke him again ...

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Teh Sunrose is teh shmexy, even if she is old <.<  >.> XP

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Oh, that's right. Back on the priv-stuff. <3

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: i didn't care about the mood, it made me laugh...^^ and i'm old...not a teenager anymore, thank GOD

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: good, because he put you back up :p

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: lolors *sexes dela*

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: omgs! *sexes back*

2006-04-05 [Larova]: *Watches... for FREE*

2006-04-05 [Sunrose]: ^_^

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: i saw his new mood...i love it...because he picked me out of all of you to put in his mood...that means i'm one of the "cute chicks" he likes to talk to online...^^ god i'm so special!

2006-04-05 [Larova]: BAH! I'm one of the cute chicks too.

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: damnit, wheres my paypal acount when i needs it

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: now he is messaging me, "haha funny, ok how about this [RabidSphinx] is a bitch, thats mot insulting is it? hhhhmmmm"

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: ban hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim ban him ban him ban him ^^

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: he can say what he likes about me...i wont get mad, i think he is funny...send him my way if you like, i wont be all bitchy...he's far too ammusing to get mad at! ^^

2006-04-05 [Yuriona]: You mean she isn't? :O

2006-04-05 [Ringbearer]: LOL

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: me? a bitch? always...^^

2006-04-05 [Larova]: Mot at all.

2006-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: god loves me...^^

2006-04-05 [Yuriona]: Being a bitch is something to be proud of!

2006-04-05 [SimpleAnnie]: *claps* I love all of you, i just spent about 8 minutes reading that entire converstation! It was spifftascicalcious! Better than candy!

2006-04-05 [De'ladrei]: Wheee <3

2006-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: lol

2006-04-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: sunrose rocks

2006-04-05 [Larova]: """""""" yeah she does.

2006-04-06 [individual thought]: sunrose likes pie too myo

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Myo? I like you. <3 <3 <3

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: Okay, lets see how old [individual thought] is today ...

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Age is irrelevent. It MYO'd.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Oh my, you are still online?

2006-04-06 [Larova]: I took a nap and a few Jager-bombs. You managed to log off before I left and back on after.

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Going outside today is bad. Ill omens.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Oh dear. A Jager-bomb sounds excellent right now, but my liquor cabinet is empty at the moment.

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Fancy that. I had you 75% pegged as the overzealous "poison-free" type. Score one for unpredictability.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Score: Predictability - 0 Unpredictability - 1...at least for now o.O

2006-04-06 [Larova]: I've GOT to turn those tables. *Turns on the Soap network*

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: o.o ::wants to say something but chooses not to:: Hmmm...

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Poison free? My lord, you really have no clue who I am, lol. Do I need to put a picture of a pot leaf in my house to proclaim that I am not one of those straight-edge kids? Anywho, methinks it is time for some pr0n.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Score: Predictability - 1 Unpredictability - 1

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Screw the helpless kitten, I want to see some helpless kittens.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Hold on, let me find you some links from my photobucket account, lol.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Don't worry, for whoever else is watching, I will delete them.

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Hehehehehehe

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Damn, I never realized how inexperienced I am at rolling helpless kittens. And you've still got a short fuse?

2006-04-06 [Tear]: I haven't smoked in the past week. That is why I've got a short fuse. And I am a master at rolling.

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: Somehow this seems like the wrong place to have this discussion ... :p

2006-04-06 [Tear]: I was thinking the same thing. Off to Junk I go.

2006-04-06 [Larova]: What? Since when? This is PERFECT subject-matter for an official guard-wiki. It's Elfpack. <3

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: I have to agree with [zoloftzantac] :/

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Junk is taken, what about random

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: ha, I was just pointing out how it seemed like the last place on EP where it should happen, I'm not worried about it ...

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Oh, so it's cool if we talk about it here?

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: I just sort of feel uncomfortable ^_^' 'Course I could just stop reading :P

2006-04-06 [Tear]: If you feel uncomfortable, we can move the convo.

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: The views expressed in this wiki page are not nessisarily those of Elfpack or the Heddate Empire

2006-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: :p I have to go wash my hair now ....

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Nah, it's cool anyway, we've moved it over. I'm going to replace all instances of it to "kitten."

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Why not " a helpless kitten"? Oh yeah, and I posted the links to the pictures.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ^_^' Sorry guys...I didn't mean for you to have to do that...

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Sounds like a plan.

2006-04-06 [Larova]: It's cool. I tend to get irritated with the types who push their helpless kitten habits on people all peer-pressure like; it'd suck to make too much room for it.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Yes, I am not the type who tries to get others into a helpless kitten habits, but I do associate with many who share them.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: People amuse me...::shakes head::

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Hence many people do not know, at least here, that I smoke a helpless kitten.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: Oh yeah, and I posted the last picture up.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: Okay...I'm sorry but when you said that I imagined a kitten on a barbeque pit -.-

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Yeah, I saw, and am now kinda tempted to go back into the pole-vault.

2006-04-06 [Larova]: Good, then our innuendo skills are working.

2006-04-06 [Tear]: LMAO! Pole vault. That was one big f*cker. But we've done more, and a lot of them were bigger. Think about smoking a helpless kitten the as round as your wrist, and a foot long.

2006-04-06 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles:: Not entirely...but ah well. ::trying to shake the image smoking kitten...then thinks of a smoking gun:: the hell? DAMN! ::stalks off::

2006-04-06 [Larova]: That's pushing into Animal Planet territory. Nice.