2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i dont have any.

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: just [Enneigard]. how come you hate me?

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: And enneigard was my old username,\

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: Sure, then i bet [♥QT♥] will show up in a second to defend you also, give me a break ...

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ?

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: no she wont

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: so your saying whoever gives me a coolpoint will come & defend me?

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: well anyway, the only bad thing i did on here was put too many violent gifs on my profile.

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: okay, i have an idea, dont give me an SS comment in my old house & well forget that all this happened & ill stop bothering you since you seem to be mad at me today or something....

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: I'm not mad at you, but you got banned from EP, then you snuck on with a new account and then you come to the Guards to get help redirecting people from your banned house to your clone house. How should I react to that?

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Give him his old house back and ban the rebirth.

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ?

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: oh no....larova, how did you find me?

2006-03-25 [Larova]: I STALKED you, that's how.

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: oh...no. just dont redirect [Enneigard] & delete it or something then.

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: if its causing that much trouble get rid of my old username

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: huh? Old banned houses are no trouble at all.

2006-03-25 [Larova]: [zoloftzantac], what's a scak?

2006-03-25 [SimpleAnnie]: it's a broom.....or maybe it isn't. Who really knows anyways?

2006-03-25 [Larova]: [Enneigard Rebirth].

2006-03-25 [zoloftzantac]: huh? That's pretty random. scak = smegma (if you want any other definition from me see it on SCAK)

2006-03-25 [Larova]: Hehehehehehehe

2006-03-25 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ooooooo cool. my wiki is recognised!!! <----(im not sure how to spell that)

2006-03-27 [eyes of frost]: *Secretly stalking Joe...and sunrose* Muahaha....

2006-03-27 [Sunrose]: :p

2006-03-27 [eyes of frost]: Found her! *Tackles and starts tickling her feet*....*In public*

2006-03-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *takes pictures* Okae Okae, git your pictuurrs here!

2006-03-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *im doing an accent

2006-03-27 [zoloftzantac]: omg! [eyes of frost] playing with [Sunrose]'s feet is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I'm so happy ^__^

2006-03-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i should draw a pic of it

2006-03-27 [eyes of frost]: Lmao. Why don't you help me Joe? *Moves over still tickling the feet*

2006-03-27 [zoloftzantac]: That's a very interesting idea, but Iknow I would end up out of control and licking and slobering all over her feet ... maybe I better just watch. ;)

2006-03-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *sits there sketching*

2006-03-27 [Sunrose]: Ehm... :P

2006-03-27 [Enneigard Rebirth]: meh...bleh...it came out wrong...*erases*

2006-03-28 [eyes of frost]: Lol

2006-03-28 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yea

2006-03-29 [Enneigard Rebirth]:

2006-03-29 [Magatama]: I have a major thing to ask, on my elftown account somebody has just hacked into it and I can't get on my username was [Magatama] can someone help please?

2006-03-29 [Magatama]: It's I managed to get my account back

2006-03-29 [Enneigard Rebirth]: poop

2006-03-29 [Magatama]: thanks anyway [Enneigard Rebirth] I know you would have helped if you could lol

2006-03-29 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol yea

2006-03-29 [Magatama]: I think all the guards are great they really help when it comes to problems concerning either Elftown or Elfpack even if they are not on the other site at the moment.

2006-03-29 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yeaz.....(i dont know what else to say)

2006-03-29 [Magatama]: I'm really complicated at times *bows* I'm sorry

2006-03-29 [Cloud Natiion]: hey guards.. can you put a message up on the main elfpack thingy asking if anyone here comes from Kent??? pleeeeeeease

2006-03-29 [Asrun]: No.

2006-03-29 [De'ladrei]: What Asrun said.

2006-03-29 [Asrun]: There *is* a search feature, that can narrow down your results, however. Just click the Seach button, and check mark the boxes that apply (including country and fille in the city). :)

2006-03-29 [zoloftzantac]: seriously, learn to use the EP search, it rocks!

2006-03-29 [eyes of frost]: ....Lmao. *Sits and watches if anyone else comes in asking for help*

2006-03-29 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *raises hand* HOO-HA....

2006-03-30 [Cloud Natiion]: i cant find the search feature :(

2006-03-30 [Bookwyrm]: There is a link in the list at the top of the page, where you can reach your house, message inbox, etc. And there is a button that says "Search"...or you can put in a username in the top box to the right of your screen and if the name does not exist it will bring you to the search feature.

2006-03-30 [zoloftzantac]: i cant find the search feature :( Well, I don't think you looked very hard ...

2006-03-31 [eyes of frost]: It says "Search"...

2006-03-31 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i finally have 666 coolpoints! can i get an SS saying "i dont want any more coolpoints?"

2006-03-31 [zoloftzantac]: No

2006-03-31 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *kicks ground & walks away sad*

2006-03-31 [zoloftzantac]: you can just delete any to stay at 666 if that is important to you ...

2006-03-31 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *enlightens* O yea!

2006-03-31 [eyes of frost]: Lmao.

2006-03-31 [zoloftzantac]: right, so now everytime you get a cool point, just delete one of the 500+ you got from [Gir, from Invader Zim, is my Boyfriend!] :p

2006-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol yep

2006-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: i never got one from them...i must not be cool

2006-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lopl

2006-04-01 [zoloftzantac]: ha, yep, that how you can tell, when you get 100's of cool points from your own clone houses then everyone knows you are ubercool

2006-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: so if you think yourself is cool then your ubercool to everyone else?

2006-04-01 [zoloftzantac]: umm ...

2006-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: umm ...? i knew it! *skips around like a schizophren*

2006-04-02 [Larova]: A schizophren?

2006-04-02 [Larova]: *Thinks* Schizo... Friend?

2006-04-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: schizophren is a person with schizophrenia.

2006-04-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: schizophren

2006-04-02 [Larova]: Gathered that, I've just never heard it.

2006-04-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: yup

2006-04-02 [Larova]: So you can be my schizo friend.

2006-04-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: okay!

2006-04-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ?

2006-04-03 [acolyte]: i require an SS comment telling people i dont want coolpoints & if they give them to me i will delete them

2006-04-03 [acolyte]: and to not send me one word messages & not to ask me to cyber or use internet slang

2006-04-03 [zoloftzantac]: Why do you need an SS comment for that? I looked at your house and it doesn't say any of those things. How can you expect people to know that stuff if you don't tell them?

2006-04-03 [Larova]: Yeah, he's got a point. If you want to get your point across really well, try making an eye-catching banner of some sort telling all about it. Maybe include pretty pictures or genital torture if you want to reach out to the slow ones.

2006-04-03 [zoloftzantac]: or something, I mean, how can you get annoyed with people for giving you a cool point anyway? If I gave you one, and then you deleted it I would be sad ...

2006-04-03 [Tear]: Can I kick you repeatedly in innappropriate places?

2006-04-03 [Firenze]: Can you be nice [Tear] before I beat you?

2006-04-03 [Tear]: I prefer not to be.

2006-04-03 [De'ladrei]: Hehe aaah I've missed you AJ

2006-04-03 [Firenze]: Bleh

2006-04-03 [Tear]: I missed you too, A.J.!

2006-04-03 [Tear]: Wait........ let me think about this one.... I am A.J.....

2006-04-03 [zoloftzantac]: Sorry [individual thought], we would never even consider a six year old for such a possition. You may ask back in ten years tho ...

2006-04-03 [Sunrose]: Unless ey was superintelligent for eir's age :P

2006-04-03 [Tear]: Missing the "th" on your keyboard?

2006-04-03 [zoloftzantac]: hehe, that damn "th" key ...

2006-04-03 [Tear]: **"t" and "h" lol.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Let me do you a favor and delete that conversation.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: Are you attempting to make yourself feel/look older? Not just by the smoking, but by the "well, that was somewhat entertaining..."

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Methinks so, from the conversation, that I am not sure you saw, someone apparently couldn't grasp the concept of proper English, until he was confronted with it, and then I get responses that are spelled correctly. Hrrrm, how about that?

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: ::raises eyebrow with a small smirk:: Quite. Well, it seems we have a genius in our midst, if someone could learn so swiftly and apply such newfound knowledge with such...would impudence be a fair enough word? Perhaps that is a bit harsh...none-the-less.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: A genius with capabilities he did not earn and should not have.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: I always have a point, it's whether or not people grasp it correctly that bothers me.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles at [Tear]:: Quite.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: When are you going to bug Jon for a spot at the store?

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: Well I don't want to irritate him...But I might soon. I really would like a job there, it would be fun for me ^_^ But I don't know what to say to him o.o I can talk to him as a friend...but not so much in a professional manner...I get flustered...and I don't know what to say ^_^'

2006-04-04 [Tear]: And if certain people put in a good word for you that happen to work there?

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Like me?

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Larova, you do not work for the store, have no real pull, and are nothing but an annoyance that I keep trying to get rid of.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: ::chuckles:: Awww...how sweet we all are! ::smiles:: If certain people were to put in a good word for me I'd be eternally grateful...But how do I go about asking? I don't want to aggrivate the man, I know he's got a life outside of Elfpack...::cringes, expecting some over-zealous worker to throw stones at her::

2006-04-04 [Larova]: But I can still put in a good word for [Bookwyrm].

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Larova, I sincerely doubt that anything you could possibly say to Jon about [Bookwyrm] could help her get a job at the store. Hence the rest of the crew there attempts to ignore you, and you are still there for some reason.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: I'm there because I love you. <3 <3 <3

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: ::stares at the screen:: Huzzah, my name was mentioned twice! ::cringes again::

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Sssssssh. Lay low. Don't let them hear you.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: Why? A lot of them like me. I have no reason to fear them. Unless they act violently towards me, or aggressively at the very least.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: My dear, it is best to just ignore him, because then it isn't fun for him anymore, and he goes away sometimes.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Wrong them.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: ::smiles:: Quite. I'll keep that in mind. And now I need ice cream, so I bid you all a fond adieu. At least for the moment. However I do intend to ask Jon for a position at the store. I just don't know when...or how to go about asking.

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: oh come on, [Larova] is more than just an annoyance, he makes me laugh more than most people around here ...

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Hell yeah. [Larova] rocks. He's the reason I can pay attention to the real fun stuff on Elftown.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: I don't know [Larova] very well ::winks:: so I can't judge either way.

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: some how I think he is really annoying to you if your name is [Tear] ... ;)

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Just pretend you're on a permanent acid trip, cross-reference with random pages of the DSM-IV, and take a dash of disenfranchisement with the type of person everyday pop culture has bred. Then judge away.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: If your judgment involves kaiser rolls and unisnowboarding, you're on the right track.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Fuck it, it doesn't help when smeone who works at the store eggs on annoyances at the store.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Delete them all, [Tear]. Delete them all. Explode, you know you want to.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Blood makes the grass grow. Kill! Kill!

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: Don't take it personally [Tear]. I think he is funny, and not nearly as annoying as you do, that's all.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Yes, but at the same time, you did not work at the store at the time when I believe he got banned from here before.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Immaturity is only funny for so long before it becomes idiocy.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: He's there now, isn't he? It's still the same old game.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: Judging by [Larova]'s description of himself...he and I might have difficulties...and might not. It all depends on the situation really. ::shrugs::

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Probably a good judgment call.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: ::smirks:: Quite. My judgement tends to be on the fairer side of things. ::winks:: And I could never say that I would never have difficulties with you, however I certainly couldn't say that I would always have difficulties with you. Either answer would be a lie at some point in time...and lying is bad for the most part...so I've heard.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Yeah, I think I read that somewhere too. Either that or Veggie Tales said so.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha...Veggie Tales ::shakes head:: I'm sure they did...That show disturbed me...I mean...I eat tomatoes and cucumbers and grapes...and those were singing at me o.o

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: [Tear]: I guess were you see immaturity and idiocy, I see a fellow smart ass with a sharp wit and decent IQ. Besides, he couldn't irritate you if you weren't irritable, you know?

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: ::coughs:: "where"

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Yeah, Veggie Tales showed off a hell of a lot of vegetables I personally wouldn't want to meet in the dark alley outside the produce aisle.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: I am already known for having a short temper, he just uses that to his advantage to annoy me even more, which is rude, immature, and very frustrating, as I can't do anything about it. And there is always the fact that he went out of his way before to annoy the shit out of me with his "petses" and made a double account just so he could message me after I blocked him. Which he got banned for.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Grammar OCD, anyone?

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Petses. Petses. Oh, [Tear], that reminds me... I've been taking prisoners. One would like to speak to you, come to think of it.

2006-04-04 [Larova]:

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: ::backs into a corner and just stares to listen...::

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: oh, that is so gonna get deleted

2006-04-04 [Tear]: That violates the UAR. You just stole Anvikits Quicksilver and posted it in another wiki.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: But I own ALL the petses.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Since when did you ask Anvikit permission to use her image?

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Saying you own it, and then switching your comment. Nice one.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Since she dreamed up such lovely petses and I took them by force.

2006-04-04 [Bookwyrm]: ::giggles at [zoloftzantac]'s comment then cowers once again::

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Yeah, I caught myself when I got to thinking technicalities.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: I'm already well aware I'm not the petses' CREATOR. I'd never dream of plagiarizing such wonderful petses. That's all on the Anvikit.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Let's see someone do their job then. Plagiarizing it or not, you are using it without her permission.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: You don't need to claim it is yours for it to violate the UAR

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: It looks like a parody to me, clearly protected under United States Copyright Law as "fair use" under 17 USC § 107, I'm not sure about Elf law tho ... We would have to ask [Big Brother], since it is a pet issue ...

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Could you be a doll and reference it by clause? If anything, they could just take the picture off because it's unsightly, and maybe clean up half our comments to streamline the wiki.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: *Jeopardy theme*

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: I gave the referance, but USA law doesn't rule Elfpack anyways ... "the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright."

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Oh, I was talking to [Tear], you cited the clauses eerily well yourself.

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: Anyways, sure I could delete all of this, but I don't think it is nessisary, lets just all try to calm down and get along, or I'll just hide the comment section of this page for an hour ...

2006-04-04 [Larova]: OMG ANYTHING BUT TIME-OUT </3

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Art that is uploaded to Elfpack is property of Elfpack, is it not, [zoloftzantac]? Meaning that [Larova] just blatantly broke the Art Theft rule. On top of that, the image was made by Anvikit, and was given to the store. Supposedly that would follow with the same punishment, if not a worse one for a member taking the link of a giffie-pet image, and posting it in their description in their house.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: [zoloftzantac] keep the url of that image, please, if you are going to inquire about it. Because I am flat out sick of Larova hanging around the store, spamming, and being a general annoyance.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Sounds like makeshift BS logic to me.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: [zoloftzantac] I believe the latter idea would be a lot better.

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: This is all happening right here on the guard wiki, if [Big Brother] calls it a pet theft, then he will deal with it. He is in charge of those issues. The image is still up, and I do have the URL if it is needed.

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Nah, keep it up. Gotta sleep so I can stay awake in school. Tests and such. Niiiiiiiiiight. <3 <3 <3

2006-04-04 [blondie013191]: WHY IN THE HECK ARE ALL MY IMAGES GONE THERE NOT PORN!! THERE PERFECTLY SAFE AND DECENT!!!!! SO WHY DID YOU REMOVE THEM B?C SOME DRUG ADDICT SAID I HAD TO MANY WTH THATS SO MESSED UP!!!

2006-04-04 [Tear]: I resent being called a drug addict, but I was the one who filed the report, do you have a problem?

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: She kept calling me a drug addict, because of my name I guess. She had no way of knowing who had reported her until you said so just now. We had a talk about this and I think she has calmed down a bit. I didn't know she had posted that here ...

2006-04-04 [blondie013191]: YES I DO!!!

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Well, seeing as how all the moving images in your house caused my 56k connection to take ten minutes just to load your house, and that was after I had to restart my computer, I should think that you wouldn't. Be more considerate of others here at this site. That is why there is a limit to the amount of images you are supposed to have on your house.

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: [blondie013191]: Please stop yelling here. I thought you understood why I removed the 125+ images from your image slot discription.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: Seems as though everyone hates me tonight, or this morning or whatever.

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: Well, next time you don't need to jump into it. Reports are anonymous, so don't take it personally when people mouth off because they don't even know who they are mad at.

2006-04-04 [Tear]: I really don't care either way if they know it was me or not. I know all reports are anonymous, but if they are going to be mad at someone, it might as well be the right person, instead of you getting bitched at. You did your job, and I am sure she bitched, right? I am sure she stopped when she started sending me messages.

2006-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: That is not how it works. It is my job to get yelled at and to deal with people who are pissed off. I get that you don't care, but please let us do our jobs. Actually, she had calmed down and I was teaching her about her new wiki and things were under control until you identified yourself as the reporter ...

2006-04-04 [Sunrose]: [Tear]: No I did not forget to type 'th' when I wrote 'Unless ey was superintelligent for eir's age :P'. This way of writing is how you refer to a single someone of unknown sex :P . Also, [Tear], you are not a victim of your temper imho, because I do believe you can 'help it'. And it seems to me [Larova] is just being a bad boy again and you are the only one he keeps doing it to. So you must give him a lot of laughs with your responses. I myself couldn't help but laugh at his mischievousness. I think even [Anvikit] could see the humor in the pet-image.

2006-04-04 [Sunrose]: As for Elfpack-rules: the UAR state the copyright owner can report arttheft, the artthief will have to carry the risk of violating internationial laws in cases the copyright owner doesn't file a report. As for giffiepets, people are not allowed to illegally place one in their house themselves. However this is clearly meant as a joke and it wasn't put in the house. I think we need to lighten up and remember what Elfpack is about :)

2006-04-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: [Enneigard Rebirth] is fat.

2006-04-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *looks around zealously* i just wanted to see my name on the screen......*gets sad & walks away*

2006-04-04 [SimpleAnnie]: *pokes [Enneigard Rebirth]'s jelly rolls*

2006-04-04 [Larova]: Awwwwwwwwwwwww. *Feeds [Enneigard Rebirth] the cakeses*

2006-04-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol

2006-04-04 [eyes of frost]: Poor [Tear] *walks over and huggles* O_o cake...*starts drooling*

2006-04-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *puts cup under [eyes of frost]'s mouth*

2006-04-05 [eyes of frost]: *Looks at the cup and closes her mouth* Hey...I didn't need a cup...it was only a little dribble!

2006-04-05 [Larova]: *Cakeses for the frosty-eyes too*

2006-04-05 [eyes of frost]: O_o YAY! *jumps up and down and hands Larova a cookie*

2006-04-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *steals cookie*

2006-04-05 [Larova]: T_T

2006-04-05 [eyes of frost]: Hey! If you wanted one you just had to ask! *Tackles Enneigard and tries to rescue the cookie*

2006-04-05 [Larova]: I miss you, cookie... </3

2006-04-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *cookie falls apart*

2006-04-05 [eyes of frost]: *Rumages through for another cookie and hands it over to Larova* Do you want one Enneigard?

2006-04-05 [Larova]: <3333333333333 [eyes of frost] and the cookies

2006-04-05 [eyes of frost]: Aww...I ish loved.

2006-04-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: YAZZ!