2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: ... Weirdo's... And I am so much weirder than you battlefield... Just cause... um I would actually um have a contest over that...

2006-01-26 [emo-tional]: i'm not ok i promise: i will die - death calls me

2006-01-26 [idunnosomething]: About the recent banning of [YOU r the result of evolution?..so sad..], "give me kewl points tommorow im in a contest and it aint official till then!plz gimme em?purtty plz?" This is quite clearly not a message of harassment, but a request. Had the member that received the message said no, she simply would have stopped messaging them. A warning not to do that sort of thing again, on punishment of banning, would have sufficed. Elfpack is supposed to be for members of Elftown that were banned and didn't like the rules. Elfpack is supposed to be a lot more lenient. To ban someone for a matter like this is defeating the entire purpose of the website. Please consider unbanning this member.

2006-01-26 [RabidSphinx]: i think her campain breaks the rules aswell of the competitions of this website, and her messages were considered "spam" or "cahin messages" which are a bannable offence

2006-01-26 [idunnosomething]: ...but it says "harassing". And she still deserves a warning.

2006-01-26 [RabidSphinx]: does it matter what it is labeled on her house? it's not like she can read it anyways. and i am not familiar with her case, but i'm sure she WAS warned to stop, didn't listen, THEn was banned. beyond that she had half a dozen close houses.

2006-01-26 [idunnosomething]: I doubt she was warned... and everyone has clone houses... don't deny it... I see that stash under your bed...

2006-01-26 [RabidSphinx]: i have two houses. this one, and my cat's house. the fact that she was useing her clone houses to get online WHILE she was banned, and continuing to "harass" people with the clone houses are the reason she is banned as near as i can tell

2006-01-26 [theingy]: WELL then!!!!!!sum1 has a stinky atitude today dont they?

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: How about we do this, next person to talk about the stupid coolpoints thing gets banned?

2006-01-26 [Big Brother]: coolpoints? i want cool points!

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: Heh, cept you you are crazy

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: Actually that member was warned right here on the wiki and the ban was meant temporarily. But since she couldn't learn from her mistake and only became a bigger problem, all her clones were banned as well. Lastly stay out of Guardbusiness [idunnosomething], I won't hestitate to ban you here if you're going to be a pain here as well. Elfpack has lesser rules, but we still want to keep it pleasant for everyone.

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: wonderful sunrose takes care of the problem as usual

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: lol, we'll see. I doubt turkey here will ever learn :p

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: Who ever said flattery wouldn't get you far, wasn't talking about me :P So we having thanksgiving early! WOOT! I was hungry, its about time!

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: He already knows that joke :P

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: Ha ha... wait I dont get it...

2006-01-26 [SimpleAnnie]: ya know what, ive been watching this wiki for two days and i find it the most entertaining wiki comment list of all elfpack

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: Glad you're enjoying it :P

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: *bows* Do I get an oscar for my performance? *Ish confused* I dont! WHAT THE HELL! Who else can bring you this kind of comedy damn it!

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: You can get a raspberry award :p

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: YAY! Wait... was that?

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: http://www.filmica.com/hardasmal/archivos/razzie2.jpg

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Goes to website*

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Goes wild* I WANT!

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: Great :P

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: :P *falls down tired* I used up all my energies

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: Ah well, you can now put a razzy on your mantlepiece :p

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: Yay

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: So do you know when you can actually win a razzy? :P

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: ... Uh no, nope not at all

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: Hmmm :p

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: Wut?

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: Nothing O:)

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: Liar

2006-01-26 [Sunrose]: *spanks*

2006-01-26 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Stands straight* Sunrose if you have someone you don't want to be doing that...

2006-01-27 [theingy]: riiiiiiiiiiight

2006-01-27 [Sunrose]: I wonder, what word is 'theingy'? Is it like 'the ingy'?

2006-01-27 [theingy]: yup!it sure is buddeee

2006-01-27 [idunnosomething]: ...hey... that "riiiiiiiiiiight" is copyright, by Sovereign Art, Inc.! *sues*

2006-01-27 [Sunrose]: It could also be 'thingy' with a typo...

2006-01-27 [theingy]: yeah....no

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: *considers a reply to [SimpleAnnie]'s comment from 45 mins/8 pages ago* :) yeah, this is the most happening wiki page on EP

2006-01-27 [theingy]: sure it is!lol

2006-01-27 [SimpleAnnie]: *pulls up a chair and eats popcorn* yes...continue *:P*

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: I made a comment saying, " thank god for wierd people, with out them who would I date?" mostly in jest, but I was serious about the content. Then you (interestingly) said, "i second that" and then it quickly fell back into turkey begging about un-banning ...

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: ... so if we can get back to the wierd, I was wondering about your hands

2006-01-27 [idunnosomething]: ...requesting.

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: funny turkey, okay how about "repeated requesting that was almost annoying"

2006-01-27 [SimpleAnnie]: i love this wiki, now who's hands? mine??

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: Yes [SimpleAnnie], yours. I had read on one of your wiki pages that your hands were your favorite part of yourself. To me that seemed like an interesting and uncommon answer. (almost wierd ;) So I wanted to ask you about it.

2006-01-27 [~Lord Sameth~]: Ok someone stop this, its a guard wiki for problems, not net dating... Go be freaky handed elsewhere... freaks...

2006-01-27 [SimpleAnnie]: oooh ic, wow i didn't think any actually read my All about Ann well it's nice to know that people actually read my wikis lol and yes i like my hand above anything about me because they are tiny and i have a freckle on my pinky :D

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: [~Lord Sameth~]: Am I annoying you somehow?

2006-01-27 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Rolls eyes* Oh no don't be mistaken I take it upon myself to like no one, you aren't special sorry :P

2006-01-27 [~Lord Sameth~]: Ask Sunrose and battlefield...

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: hmmm ... so you are one of those people who doesn't like anyone, and you are coming around to give me a a hard time, and expect me to give a crap? Seems funny to me. huh? What shall I ask them?

2006-01-27 [~Lord Sameth~]: No I like everyone, but I am witty and sarcastic and you make it that much more fun when you don't give a damn. So yes it is funny. Nothing as you seem to not pay attention.

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: [SimpleAnnie]: That was a very sweet and cute answer. :) Thanks (So, I just had to look up SimpleMary ...)

2006-01-27 [SimpleAnnie]: wow O.o. .....*narrows eyes* are u stalking me? lol simplemary333 is over on elftown and someone screwed that profile over to where i can't get my old password O.o

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: oh, heh, nope not stalkin' you; yet :) but I didn't mean "SimpleMary333" on elftown, I meant "SimpleMary" on ...

2006-01-27 [SimpleAnnie]: im so confused....uh well lets all of my sn's are simpleannie except for on bangme

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: <-- Is embarrassed: that's what I was talking about. I saw the link on your wiki, and I looked you up (I had never heard of bangme before ...)

2006-01-27 [Ringbearer]: bangme???

2006-01-27 [zoloftzantac]: So, I'm not the only bangme virgin around here? http://www.bangme.net

2006-01-27 [RabidSphinx]: i heard of that place...sin't it like "hot or Not" only more vulger?

2006-01-27 [Ringbearer]: Yup.. checked it out... not interesting for me.

2006-01-27 [SimpleAnnie]: i haven't been on there in ages its kinda corny too but my cousin got on there so i did too

2006-01-28 [SimpleAnnie]: how is bangme nasty? its a rating site dur

2006-01-28 [zoloftzantac]: the phrase "bang me" is innuendo, in this case it is not a euphemism for "fuck me"

2006-01-28 [SimpleAnnie]: lol i think i was interested in the site for just that reason, i could go up to somone and say "i'm on bangme.net" and they'd think i was a porn star or something idk im an odd person

2006-01-28 [theingy]: SUBJECT CHANGE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

2006-01-28 [SimpleAnnie]: ...if you want the subject to change.....maybe you should change it, instead of complain about it, idk that's just me

2006-01-28 [~Lord Sameth~]: So how bout them winter games?

2006-01-28 [eyes of frost]: I just reported someone for deleting a wiki...and I don't know if there is a guard on but it was [xx arkie xx] and he deleted the wiki [Wolfs United]...

2006-01-28 [Big Brother]: wiki doesn't exist

2006-01-28 [eyes of frost]: I had the link wrong sorry. The link is in my house...

2006-01-28 [Big Brother]: fixed.

2006-01-28 [eyes of frost]: Thanks!

2006-01-28 [zoloftzantac]: see, we can talk about banging and wierdness and hands and still not screw up [Big Brother] when someone needs help ... ;)

2006-01-28 [eyes of frost]: Lol.

2006-01-28 [zoloftzantac]: [theingy]: "SUBJECT CHANGE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!" I agree with [SimpleAnnie], so change the subject .... [~Lord Sameth~]: nice try I guess, how about you and [theingy] talk about something that will make you both happy? anyways ... [SimpleAnnie]: Yeah, if a cute gal had said to me, "i'm on bangme.net", that would have gotten my attention for sure .. are you an odd person? If so, celibrate that. If you ask me, only odd people are interesting.

2006-01-28 [eyes of frost]: ....

2006-01-28 [zoloftzantac]: heh, [eyes of frost], are you speachless? I hope I didn't seem rude to [theingy] or [~Lord Sameth~], I just don't like to be told what to do, especially when I'm just talking in the comments (you'd almost think this was elftown or something ...)

2006-01-28 [eyes of frost]: No just...a little confused is all. Lol. Maybe you should make a wiki for all "Odd People" you find interesting. Lol.

2006-01-28 [zoloftzantac]: that is a great idea! How about odd is interesting for the name of it?

2006-01-28 [eyes of frost]: Sure! That sounds great!

2006-01-28 [SimpleAnnie]: lol i'll support it

2006-01-28 [eyes of frost]: Lol. Yesh...and we should attack people with *evil mashed potatoe mounds of doooom*...yea. That sounds good.

2006-01-28 [SimpleAnnie]: .....i like how you think.....and ill go get some lemon drops

2006-01-28 [eyes of frost]: Oo...and then we can soak them in applesauce!

2006-01-30 [His Baby Love]: why did pyro the blue wolf get banned

2006-01-30 [Big Brother]: your question would be easier to answer is you used the member name in a link...

2006-01-30 [Ringbearer]: OMG... they asked [Firenze]... *stiffles a giggle*

2006-01-30 [Tear]: Lol, this is something quite new. I was not aware that she wsa made into a guard.

2006-01-30 [zoloftzantac]: It just happened at 09:00 today (EP time, so 3 hours ago by now) so they bugged her about it durring her first hour of being a guard :) Yeah, put her right to work!

2006-01-30 [~Lord Sameth~]: Laughs... [Firenze] as a guard... Damn i'll never hear the end of it...

2006-01-30 [Sunrose]: *huggles [Firenze]* ^^

2006-01-30 [Firenze]: *smiles*

2006-01-31 [~Lord Sameth~]: I should be a guard too damn it! I want a Sunrose hug!

2006-01-31 [Asrun]: I'm a guard.. Where's my hug? :(

2006-01-31 [eyes of frost]: -Hugs Asrun-

2006-01-31 [~Lord Sameth~]: You dont count frost...

2006-01-31 [~Lord Sameth~]: *hugs the ever so helpful [Asrun]*

2006-01-31 [zoloftzantac]: huh? why doesn't [eyes of frost] count? A hug from her sounds like the next best thing to a hug from [Sunrose]

2006-01-31 [~Lord Sameth~]: It was a joke, and um maybe to you cause you might know her, but I don't...

2006-01-31 [zoloftzantac]: hmm .. okay. As far as jokes go, it seemed a little harsh for someone you say you don't know, but then you have kinda rubbed me the wrong way before, so maybe it is just me.

2006-01-31 [Sunrose]: Let's not start fights here. [~Lord Sameth~] is an OK-member, to my experience :)

2006-01-31 [zoloftzantac]: Okay, sorry I over reacted to the joke. I'm gonna log out and try to find my happy place ...

2006-01-31 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Feels all special* Yeah I don't want you to take my jokes seriously, they are light hearted and meant for dumb fun, just to clarify :P

2006-01-31 [zoloftzantac]: <-- is happy now *enjoys the lingering sweet scent of perfume that is still on his pillow* hmm .. was I a grump before ... everything seems so cheery and bright now :)

2006-01-31 [Ringbearer]: *eyes [Sunrose]* What have you been doing lately???

2006-01-31 [Sunrose]: I have been humping [Tylord], the sexhormones make me happy :P

2006-01-31 [Ringbearer]: About time methinks!

2006-01-31 [Sunrose]: xP

2006-01-31 [Ringbearer]: *grins widely*

2006-01-31 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Is lost but laughs anyway*

2006-01-31 [zoloftzantac]: That sounds yummy, I bet [Sunrose] sexhormones would make me happy to, were can I get a bottle in the US?

2006-01-31 [Sky Chord]: hi everyone!

2006-01-31 [Sunrose]: Sorry, it is only meant for 1 person :P

2006-02-01 [Sky Chord]: can you be a guard if a guard gave you a warning?

2006-02-01 [eyes of frost]: Sunrose sex hormones? -Looks so confused- I don't think I want to know...

2006-02-01 [Big Brother]: ya, but it is a bit harder to prove yourself worthy. but you can't just jump to guard. few have and only under special cases. try for council if anything. or for an official page.

2006-02-01 [eyes of frost]: ....I wish I could be a gurad but hey, I don't care if I am or not. -Looks around- Wow..this page needs more life. Where are Sunrose and Asrun when you need em?

2006-02-01 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Jumps on page* I give thee life oh page! Well then battlefield, when you have or need a special case I am always here. Firenze said I should do the whole matter, but you know what... I don't think I will..

2006-02-01 [eyes of frost]: ...? I am confusid...lol.

2006-02-01 [eyes of frost]: *Jumps on the page with Sameth* Muahaha...LIFE!

2006-02-01 [Firenze]: When did I say that??

2006-02-01 [eyes of frost]: Oh, Firenze, I think my mom [Mother of Stars] sent you a message with her 2 poem pages asking to be added to the Elfpack Poets.

2006-02-01 [Firenze]: She did...will add the pages in the morning as I am about to go to bed, not feelin to well..

2006-02-01 [zoloftzantac]: oh no! Get well soon Kel, you're working too hard for EP :) god bless you

2006-02-01 [Firenze]: Nah, I have come down with an ear infection because of the cold weather at the moment...I just need sleep and rest :P Thanks and may God bless you to [zoloftsantac] ^_^

2006-02-01 [eyes of frost]: Aww! *hands her some feel better cookies- Feel better!

2006-02-01 [eyes of frost]: And your not the only one with an ear infection...they suck majorly...

2006-02-02 [zoloftzantac]: oh, they are the worst! I'm glad I haven't had one in a long time, I can't deal with the pain inside my head like that, I guess it is good I don't really get headaches either ...

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: I have one too...-sighs- They say if it gets any worse they might have to opperate... OO. -Feels for Firenze- I know your pain!

2006-02-02 [zoloftzantac]: oh, really? is that aninner ear infection or something? I've only ever had outer ear infections, one time it was so bad that my ear had swollen totallt shut, and so no med drops could get in there and I couldn't get better. That sucked ass, ear infections are the worst :( Get well soon gals!

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: Yea inner ear. And it stinks. My ear doesn't pop like it should and its clogged...blah. They suck royally.

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: I have a heart infection that most have... Its called a broken heart...

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: Awwww...-Huggles Sameth licking cheek-

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Smiles at the licking* Yeah... She is on et... I wish I could hate her.. damn it I am too lovey...

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: Awww -Licks again-

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Smiles* You better stop that or I am going to turn my face and kiss you next time!

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: NO! -Licks again and runs for cover-

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Smiles* She wants me to chase... *thinks about it...* Hmm should I?

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: No no no! My bf would kill me Lol.

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: Yeah I know I saw that... Bad girl stirring the feeling of a hurt male only to be attatched!

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: Nooo! Not like that! Was only trying to help!

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: Heh I know I was kidding.. But you are pretty... soooooooooo... It could be left open to interpritation

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: I am not....

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: What pretty?

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: Sorry I can't talk about that don't want to get you introuble with your bf

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: Nothing. I ish nothing. Now we need to stop this chit-chat before we get kicked off for a couple of days. Lol.

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: Fine private messages it is

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: Good!.

2006-02-02 [zoloftzantac]: Good!     ... heh, just kidding, you crazy kids remember to play safe ;)

2006-02-02 [SimpleAnnie]: pee boo!

2006-02-02 [aarron]: hey i was jst wondering if i could be a guard and i some of them are my friends

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: Oh Zoloft! It's not like that! -Spoons him-

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: Liar! How dare you! I thought you liked what we did last night!

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: NOO!!! Gah! YOU SO HAVE ME WRONG!!! -hides- I didn't do it....!

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: *Gasps* That is the last time I ever do anything with you! *Turns head*

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: Fine! I didn't do anything with you anyways! And we REALLY need to stop talking here....I dont want to get kicked off for a couple of days! GO TO MESsAGES!

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: *smiles* I talk all the time calm down.

2006-02-02 [eyes of frost]: ....grarg....

2006-02-02 [~Lord Sameth~]: I feel the same way...

2006-02-05 [Perfectly Flawed]: will someone pretty please do something w/ [Wangsta420] cuz hes being a perv on our wiki ... CaMeRa WhOrEs

2006-02-06 [Angel In Red]: hey..if u get like a pervy guy pissin u off adn u cant block him 4 whateva reason wat to do?

2006-02-06 [zoloftzantac]: ummm ... how about blocking him anyway

2006-02-07 [{{DAt MARRiEd lAdY}}]: yo how u reprt some one so u can get them banded

2006-02-07 [Asrun]: Reporting someone doesn't mean that they'll be banned right away. There's a button on every member's page that says "Report Member to Guards". Follow the directions after clicking it

2006-02-07 [RabidSphinx]: i wish i had the allmighty power to ban people...MUHAHAHA! *thunder claps and lightning in the background* >>

2006-02-07 [eyes of frost]: -Hides from Raine- She's scary...

2006-02-07 [DenDen]: sheesh

2006-02-07 [eyes of frost]: Well she is....

2006-02-07 [DenDen]: EHEHE NO SHE ISNT SHE'S UNIQUE :p

2006-02-07 [eyes of frost]: -Peeks out and sloshes Doll with some spplesauce-

2006-02-07 [DenDen]: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *blinks and tackles frost*

2006-02-07 [eyes of frost]: -Rolls over and pins Doll down- Muahahaha....

2006-02-07 [DenDen]: o_O Oh my *screams *"RAPE"!!!!!!!!!!! XD

2006-02-07 [eyes of frost]: Never! I would never rape a woman! They come to me! Muahahaha....-licks her cheek-

2006-02-07 [zoloftzantac]: *voyeurs the licking*

2006-02-08 [eyes of frost]: Hey.....she ain't complaining...lol.

2006-02-09 [RabidSphinx]: my teeth hurt...i want new ones

2006-02-09 [eyes of frost]: -Hands her dentures- Here you go!

2006-02-09 [RabidSphinx]: woot!

2006-02-09 [eyes of frost]: Hehe. Hope they help!

2006-02-09 [RabidSphinx]: my teeth still hurt...><;

2006-02-09 [eyes of frost]: Sorry...-huggles her-

2006-02-10 [Perfect Bitch]: hey if anyone's here can you give [Magatama] an antiban please because my IP address is blocked and he was kind enough to get me one when I first noticed this problem, please thanks.

2006-02-10 [Sunrose]: Fixed :)

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: Can somone put a warning message in my house please? People are sending me chain messages and it's really pissing me off.

2006-02-11 [Ringbearer]: best is to report them

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: I know..I just try and ignore them..I think the best way is to put a warning in my house..Mybe they will get the point accross there heads.

2006-02-11 [Ringbearer]: Nope.. it will just encourage them to annoy you

2006-02-11 [The Fantastic Elk]: You sure? Atleast they will probably stop and thnk "Damn, cannt do that" . Oh-well. But thanks anyways..appreciate it.

2006-02-11 [Ringbearer]: SS messages like that dont help too much. Just report it

2006-02-12 [zoloftzantac]: My SS message has almost tripled the number of annoying messages I get.