2005-07-26 [Solitiaum]: Many thanks.

2005-07-27 [Asrun]: Gone for a day or so and all hell breaks loose. >p

2005-07-27 [Tear]: Hey Ashypoo!

2005-07-27 [654dghs]: you know those big paragraphs u wrote up there?

2005-07-27 [Tear]: What about them??

2005-07-27 [654dghs]: i didn't read them it was too long it took too long to read but yeah im flooding this chanel again so i'll be quiet *goes to corner and sits down* im tired any ways

2005-07-27 [Tear]: And the purpose of thatwas what!?!? I ned to sto[p i am druhnk righ/t now

2005-07-27 [Sunrose]: Just to confirm: The fact [Ihsahn] isn't a guard anymore had nothing to do with [Tear] :)

2005-07-27 [Tear]: Thankyou Debby.

2005-07-27 [DenDen]: so much drama on ep nowadays >_>

2005-07-27 [Tear]: Aye, way too much.

2005-07-27 [DenDen]: indeed

2005-07-27 [Dwemer]: No, I think it's going pretty ok here :) Better even :)

2005-07-27 [Tear]: Lol, the ever-optimistic Joost.

2005-07-27 [Dwemer]: Lol :) Yes, If you catch me sad one time, I'll give you a Taco :)

2005-07-27 [Tear]: You didn't read the comments in that wiki where I was kicking you in the nuts, did you?

2005-07-27 [Dwemer]: I was, but you don't fool me, I would have evade those ;) *grins*

2005-07-27 [Tear]: How do you evade having you nuts welded together ?

2005-07-27 [Dwemer]: Now, that's my secret ;)

2005-07-27 [Tear]: Oh dear. You even evaded the acid?

2005-07-27 [Dwemer]: Would I be standing here if I didn't evade it? I don't think so!

2005-07-27 [Tear]: BUT YOU HAVE CORRODED NUTS!

2005-07-27 [Dwemer]: I don't think so!

2005-07-27 [Tear]: ARRRRG! GODMODDING=TEH BADNESS!

2005-07-27 [Dwemer]: U dnt touchie ma precious ;)

2005-07-27 [Tear]: OMG*presses ban button*Lyk dun d0 d@t gain!

2005-07-27 [Dwemer]: *Can't speak, is banned*

2005-07-27 [DenDen]: *scratches head*

2005-07-28 [Tear]: Oh dear, I didn't think he would take that seriously, lol.

2005-07-28 [DenDen]: you know Dwemer =D

2005-07-28 [Tear]: Aye, this is true. I wonder how many others I can scare with my nonexistant ban button. Or my banstick.....*beats Joost with banstick*

2005-07-28 [DenDen]: =O nooo no violence!!!!!!! *hides*

2005-07-28 [654dghs]: haha i gota boomstick *pulls out shotgun*

2005-07-28 [Tear]: *uses banstick to erase boomstick* The banstick PWNS. It gives me the power of Godmodding without punishment.

2005-07-28 [DenDen]: O_O ahaha the boomstick got p00ned =P

2005-07-28 [654dghs]: *looks at hands where shotgun was* :( *runs away*

2005-07-28 [DenDen]: O.o *gets a stick and wacks [Tear]* XD

2005-07-28 [De'ladrei]: awww

2005-07-28 [Tear]: That's right, run, punk, run and tell ya mutha I was here! I mean... ummm... nevermind.. *vanishes*

2005-07-28 [DenDen]: ahhhh De is here! ^_^

2005-07-28 [Tear]: *erases stick before it touches him*

2005-07-28 [Tear]: I am gone, for the moment, meanwhile, Dela, look after this *hands over banstick of doom*

2005-07-28 [654dghs]: *comes back with hummer and going full speed towards tear* mwhahahahaha

2005-07-28 [DenDen]: awww hey NO FAIR!!!! I want meh stick back!

2005-07-28 [DenDen]: O.o a hummer uh oh

2005-07-28 [654dghs]: ha a good song is on "if u don't like the way im livin u just leave this long haired country boy lone"

2005-07-28 [DenDen]: lol

2005-07-28 [De'ladrei]: *sighs* righto a.j. talk to you soon.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: whos aj?

2005-07-29 [Tear]: I am A.J. And I am back, though I see no one else is.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: ohhh ok hi aj

2005-07-29 [Tear]: Howdy thar.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: where'd ur banstick go? *looks around*

2005-07-29 [Tear]: Dela has it.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: whos that?

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: oh i c nvm

2005-07-29 [Tear]: [De'ladrei] is Dela, or Fi, or Fiona.

2005-07-29 [Tear]: She has it on loan, it goes back to me afterwards.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: oh yeah i didn't say ne thing about u

2005-07-29 [Tear]: I know you didn't. I kinda just went idle when I left, so i could do my other work here, I was still reading the comments.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: ohhh ok fantastic

2005-07-29 [Tear]: Anywho, i think that I must do the same and go back to working.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: yeah i g2g any ways

2005-07-29 [Tear]: Ciao for now.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: ok bye

2005-07-29 [De'ladrei]: *toddles back in* i fell asleep at the keyboard again >.>

2005-07-29 [Tear]: Oh dear. *much love for Delabunnah*

2005-07-29 [De'ladrei]: eh im a silly bunneh at times >.>

2005-07-29 [Tear]: Now, where did you put my banstick?

2005-07-29 [De'ladrei]: *hands it over*

2005-07-29 [Tear]: HUZZAH! Back in power! *terrorizes n00bs*

2005-07-29 [Dwemer]: Terror = Bad Terrorists Die = By my hand.

2005-07-29 [Tear]: Joost, weren't you the one who said you wanted to shoot the Dutch prime Minister? That puts you in my boat, comrade.

2005-07-29 [Dwemer]: Terrorist actions are bad ;)

2005-07-29 [Tear]: And what do you think assassinating the Dutch Prime Minister would be considered? yeah, you're saving a country, but it's still terrorism, lol.

2005-07-29 [Dwemer]: Nope.

2005-07-29 [Tear]: Actually.... how about we call it a forceful political manuever? I prefer that to assassination, lol.

2005-07-29 [Dwemer]: ^_^ Would it be terrorism if someone commited suicide next to Osama Bin Laden ?

2005-07-29 [Tear]: I dunno. It depends on how they did it. I mean, if I strapped a bomb to my ass and let it blow up while giving him a hug, it could be. Then again, it i happened to be next to him and put a gun to my head and pulled the trigger, if the bullet went through my head and caught him as well, it might not be.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: no no no no no u stand on a land mine next to him and it'll go ka-boom

2005-07-29 [Tear]: How about I just erase him with my banstick?

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: ok could u ban ur banstick with ur banstick?

2005-07-29 [Tear]: Paradox prevents me from doing so. But I might be able to, if I, for example, made another banstick with the banstick i have, and then erase it with the new one, thus creating what would get rid of it. Did that make any sense?

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: *stares at u* ur askin the wrong person

2005-07-29 [Tear]: I think it made sense.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: not to me

2005-07-29 [Tear]: Oh dear.... ummm.. forget it then. I am off for now.

2005-07-29 [654dghs]: ok bye

2005-07-30 [Ihsahn]: I am the cactuar king do you have teepee?

2005-07-30 [654dghs]: *hands something that has sticks out of it and in bull skin to Ihsahn* there u go

2005-07-30 [Ihsahn]: o yes now to live in a dessert

2005-07-30 [654dghs]: ok then

2005-07-31 [Alexandra the Great]: here this needs to be posted

2005-07-31 [Amalaswinta]: done :)

2005-07-31 [654dghs]: im hungry

2005-08-01 [Sunrose]: News: [The Dark Lord] has been removed from the guards due to inactivity (sorry Alex!! *pouts*)

2005-08-01 [Asrun]: He hasn't been around in a while. :(

2005-08-01 [DenDen]: awwwwww

2005-08-02 [654dghs]: he hasn't been around i never heard of him

2005-08-02 [Sunrose]: It's a shame :(

2005-08-02 [BITCH #1]: who ever invented the delete button on the keyboard????

2005-08-02 [d o n e]: Hey...[dumb_ass] deleted my hilary duff haters united Wiki..God, why is everyone deleting the wiki ><;

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: that's it, he's gone

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: he also destroyed Elfpack Contests

2005-08-02 [d o n e]: that is the second time that happened to my wiki, Grr..0mumbles a few choiced words-

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: =P

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: He also destroyed I Hate Homosexuality.

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: 0_o AND the EP Independent !!!

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: well, he won't do it again, that's for sure =P

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: I guess it's fair to say his account was made for the sole purpose of deleting wikis...

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: And even more 0_o Yeah, I get what you mean ;)

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: Yes :P

2005-08-02 [DenDen]: whoa...people are just steady "trying" to destroy Elfpack

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: they can try, but they won't succeed :)

2005-08-02 [Tear]: Just block the IP instead of just the user account and he is gone for good.

2005-08-02 [Sunrose]: [Amalaswinta] knows what she is doing and blocking an IP does not mean someone can never come back :)

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: ^_^ people who are on dial-up change IP everytime they log in...

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: Yes, and most people have more then 1 computer in their house.

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: indeed

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: And a friend of mine got several IP-adresses with his Internet Service. He can switch between them, on the same PC.

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: I myself have a 24/7 cable connection, but when I have to disconnect and reconnect again, my IP changes too

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: 0_o Really ? You mean DSL ?

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: nope, cable (Casema, don't do it...)

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: That bad ?

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: I've had Xs4all DSL for 5 years, in all that time there's been 3 occasions where their server was down for more than 5 minutes. I've been with Casema for 2 months, and already there have been 4 occasions where I couldn't connect for more than 3(!) hours

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: Yeah, that's a huge difference! And what about the prices? The same ?

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: Casema is about € 25,- a month cheaper (mostly because with cable you don't need a KPN subscribtion)

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: Ahh! :) have you checked Wanadoo's new offer ??

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: I'm not gonna bother with cable anymore, I'll just serve this contract and then switch back to Xs4all. They're the best, and I'm willing to pay the extra bucks for actual 24/7 service

2005-08-02 [Dwemer]: ^_^ Yeah !

2005-08-02 [RabidSphinx]: down with EP! MUHAHHAHA! *dramatic lightning effect*

2005-08-02 [De'ladrei]: *falls out a tree fried*

2005-08-02 [RabidSphinx]: *keeps laughing all insane like*

2005-08-02 [De'ladrei]: *gets up and shakes her fist st the sky" all gods are bastards *runs from another lightning bolt*

2005-08-02 [Osborn#67]: looks what you've done raine! you zapped another person

2005-08-03 [654dghs]: *gets back up in the tree and bulids a tree house and stays there and covers it with rubber*

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: I think you two should be more careful with your lightning bolt *point Toronto-Canada*

2005-08-03 [Asrun]: No one was killed in that crash, eh? A few injuries but nothing life threatening. The pilots deserve a lot of praise. PLUS they managed to miss the 401 (a major highway). I'm in NYC right now and I even heard about it. Glad I didn't take a plane! :D

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: ^_^

2005-08-03 [RabidSphinx]: i didn't cause that plane to crash...i swear...*looks around innocently and inches away*

2005-08-03 [Dwemer]: *coughs* ;)

2005-08-03 [RabidSphinx]: i have new pictures of me in a fairy dress! OMG! and i have tan lines! HAHAHA! i just have to laugh really hard about that! i have a TAN! HAHAHA! it's all the AirSort i have been playing...shooting people when it's sunny out makes you tan apparently...

2005-08-04 [Lestat5721]: oh. I get it. you can hire other people, just not me. I see.

2005-08-04 [Tear]: Raine.. with a tan...? Oh my lord, this I must see.

2005-08-04 [RabidSphinx]: it's so wrong! i need to bleach myself...(>_<)

2005-08-04 [Tear]: I want to see Raine with a tan! *drool*

2005-08-05 [RabidSphinx]: look in my shrine...in my newest little section...lol...i have pictures posted...no captions yet, but oh-well

2005-08-05 [Tear]: I saw, the one that says something about july pictures and whatnot. It looks good on you, darling.

2005-08-05 [RabidSphinx]: it is icky!!! (>_<)

2005-08-05 [Tear]: SEXAH!

2005-08-05 [RabidSphinx]: lies! tan lines are thu sux!

2005-08-05 [Tear]: HOLD UP! I have tan lines! tan=teh sekz!

2005-08-05 [RabidSphinx]: there...now i have captions with my pictures...now i must leave....bye!

2005-08-05 [Tear]: Ciao darling.

2005-08-06 [dubster]: ching chong chang

2005-08-06 [Tear]: I am about two seconds away from verbally raping your punkass. I don't need you going around to harass me in messages and then come to another wiki and harass me there.

2005-08-06 [*_*]: hey allwow some people are mad i dont know your asl [Tear]but here is a hug ok 

2005-08-06 [Tear]: 16/m/fl, but thanks, this asshole has been harassing me all night through messages and via MSn and it is getting on my nerves, and now he has decided to bring it to a wiki as well.

2005-08-06 [*_*]: what the hell is he doing ??

2005-08-06 [Tear]: The little punk has been sending me racial remarks about my ethnicity, harassing me over and over saying shit like "ur hard cum here and ill bust a few caps in ur ass" and doing it over and over. And when I blocked him, for some reason, his messages kept showing up for me. Then he went and started harassing me over msn doing the same shit.

2005-08-06 [*_*]: well lewt me tell this little fer off `

2005-08-06 [Tear]: Nah, I already told the punk off, and I have his Ip address. If the guards don't do something about it, then i will.

2005-08-06 [*_*]: all right man so whats upi have never talkted to u but u seem cool o sorry all i suxk at speeling

2005-08-06 [De'ladrei]: A.J. taking matters into your own hands wont help anything, you could end up banned again

2005-08-06 [Dwemer]: Yes, just let the Guards handle it.

2005-08-06 [Tear]: I shut off my computer last night to keep myself from doing anything.

2005-08-06 [Dwemer]: And what would you have done anyway ? 0_o

2005-08-06 [Tear]: Exactly what i said i would. I have his old IP and his new one. As soon as he signed on at a time when I am on, his processor would fry.

2005-08-06 [Tear]: Either that or his chipset. But like I said, I signed off and shut off my computer so I wouldn't.

2005-08-06 [Dwemer]: Right 0_o

2005-08-06 [Sunrose]: You really need to control your temper [Tear]. He's banned now anyway for being an asshole. I don't see though how you would teach a kid a lesson by frying his processor, all you would do is put water on the fire and he will have fun knowing he pissed you off. Also this is the internet...sticks and stones my man ... :)

2005-08-06 [Dwemer]: And then again, it would be a bit illegal to fry his processor...

2005-08-06 [Sunrose]: Meh I don't see the point in going through so much trouble, when this is just some ignorant kid on the web trying to piss people off. He just got what he wanted.... . // Also I would advise to not make your emailaddress public, because that is an open invitation to asshats and if you can't stay calm when they actually do add you then it is better to not give them that chance...

2005-08-06 [Dwemer]: *nods* :)

2005-08-06 [Tear]: Aye, I guess so. Whatever, it is over and done with. Thankyou, Debs.

2005-08-07 [*_*]: hugs the all mighty deb

2005-08-07 [654dghs]: immm back

2005-08-07 [De'ladrei]: noooooo *hides under the table*

2005-08-07 [Asrun]: *tackles Dela* ^.^ <3

2005-08-08 [654dghs]: summer days just sittin around but when the sun goes down i'll b ready to party ain't nothin like them summer nites *starts dancin*

2005-08-08 [De'ladrei]: gah! *tackles Asrun back* yay!! <3

2005-08-08 [Dropdead_Juliet]: wow

2005-08-09 [654dghs]: ok

2005-08-09 [Dwemer]: I ask myself, is this a joke: [Dwemer.]? Because frankly, I don't like it. At all. And I know who did it.

2005-08-09 [Sunrose]: Next time just make a report.

2005-08-09 [Dwemer]: Allright :)

2005-08-10 [654dghs]: whoa brandon is confused

2005-08-10 [Tear]: As am I. But I don't think we are going to find out what happened anyway.

2005-08-10 [654dghs]: well im always confused so thats nothin new

2005-08-11 [ben_laden]: Why become a guard when u have no chance they will never ask u to become a guard....they have too many ppl that wanna be a guard....why do u think they said Do Not ask to become one.

2005-08-11 [berbear ice cold1384]: i have a question.... whats wrong with a picture that says "my broken heart belongs to you"???? it has nothing graphic on it or anything.... and they took it off my house!!!! i dont know what was wrong with it.... but i guess something is

2005-08-11 [berbear ice cold1384]: and second there only taking my love things off..... i understand why they took one off but come on all the otherones werent bad..... and really whats wrong with betty boop in front of a peace sign... thats the first one that they took off about 2 or 3 weeks ago

2005-08-11 [Sunrose]: Nothing has been removed from your house by Guards.

2005-08-11 [berbear ice cold1384]: what about my betty boop picture? it had a box saying that i have to remove the link to the picture or osmething to that affect

2005-08-11 [berbear ice cold1384]: and 3 other pictures of mine said the same thing earlyer today until i put them back on

2005-08-11 [Sunrose]: Not because of what Guards did.

2005-08-11 [berbear ice cold1384]: then who did it? who has a way to mess with my page other then a guard???

2005-08-11 [Sunrose]: I suggest you change your password and just prevent it from happeneing again, for all I know you just did it yourself..

2005-08-11 [Tear]: I went to your house, dude, and i don't see anything that even mentions the Guards, I even used the word search function, so i don't know what happened, but I sincerely doubt it was a guard. But I do also see a few betty boop pictures, I don't think anything was removed.

2005-08-11 [berbear ice cold1384]: i certainly did not... all the things in my house represent me.... im not trying to make trouble just to be a jerk... i just wanted to know and i will change my password....