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Elfpack was originally created for members of Elftown who were either banned, or who were not interested in art and sci-fi. The rules on Elfpack are not as strict as they are on Elftown, but you should still look at the Elfpack Rules. Remember, not knowing a rule doesn't excuse breaking it.
The Guards are here to answer any rule or banning based questions you have about Elfpack, and to help members having difficulties on the site.
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Guard Captain


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Malevolent [Stephen]

Guard Sergeants


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Roaring [kittykittykitty]
The Obsessed [Orestez]

Guards


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Kinky [Ringbearer]
Monstrous [djxmonster]


Why so many Guard Positions?


<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Captain is the person you complain to if you think a Guard is being unfair or biased.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Sergeants are the people who handle message harassment reports.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guards handle the rest. ;)
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Do you want to be a Guard?

Before even trying to be a Guard, you need to be on the Council. Guards are chosen from among the senior Council members. They need to be active, have good social skills, stay level-headed in heated situations, know the workings and rules of Elfpack extremely well and have the trust of the Wardens.
Don't annoy the Guards by asking to be one. It's not even their decision.
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2005-07-16 [Dwemer]: Nope, but why would you want to do that?

2005-07-16 [RabidSphinx]: no, i got a "coolpoint" from a meber, but i didn't KNOW i got a "coolpoint" from them until a friend was looking through my "coolpoints" and told me about it! i don't recall ever getting a message for it because i would have remembered [Big sexy Dan] sending me a flame message in a "coolpoint"...as it is, i can't delete it, so i have to look at him insulting me every time i look at my points...

2005-07-16 [Whim]: Wow...didn't see that coming. Did I not mention this possibility when coolpoints first started?

2005-07-16 [Dwemer]: I don't know, you could have.

2005-07-16 [Whim]: lol...well, I did. Nevermind.

2005-07-16 [Dwemer]: I believe you did ;)

2005-07-17 [654dghs]: yes he did he saw it comin

2005-07-17 [Amalaswinta]: actually, there would be that possibility: the Coolpoint message is just like any other message, so if you delete it before the other person reads it, it's gone *poof*

2005-07-17 [Dwemer]: You're so smart :) Yippee!

2005-07-17 [Whim]: The description of coolpoints imply that they can't be altered or deleted.

2005-07-17 [Whim]: of course, someone with privs probably can, but it's implied that normal people can't.

2005-07-17 [Dwemer]: oh oh.

2005-07-17 [Osborn#67]: is it ok if i use the image in my house

2005-07-17 [Dwemer]: What image?

2005-07-17 [Osborn#67]: in my house

2005-07-17 [Dwemer]: What image in your house?

2005-07-17 [Osborn#67]: the image below my picture

2005-07-17 [Osborn#67]: so is the image ok? and wtf is up with guard that scared the crap out of me

2005-07-17 [Ihsahn]: please read the uploading art rules and figure it out yourself =/

2005-07-18 [Amalaswinta]: hehehe

2005-07-18 [Amalaswinta]: *pouts* I just noticed I'm not on the banner....

2005-07-18 [Dwemer]: How dare they!

2005-07-18 [Amalaswinta]: ;-)

2005-07-18 [Dwemer]: ^_-

2005-07-18 [DenDen]: somebody please take my pics off [man utd]'s house it's....kinda creepy

2005-07-18 [Ihsahn]: done :)

2005-07-18 [DenDen]: TY [Ihsahn]!! *hugs*

2005-07-18 [Ihsahn]: *hugs back* thats guys odd

2005-07-18 [DenDen]: yeah he sent me a message saying i was hot O.o then today I see my pics on his house :/

2005-07-18 [Amalaswinta]: eeeew...

2005-07-18 [DenDen]: lol

2005-07-18 [Asrun]: Creepy. o.o;;  *pats [DenDen]* There there. ;.;

2005-07-18 [Ihsahn]: o.o

2005-07-19 [Rider]: this guy [Undertow] was saying how slipknot is crap ..i asked him to keep his opinion to himself and he went on too call me a dumass poser ..more or less.. i told him if he didn't go away i would report him then he said somrthing about being part of the secret services and could get me banned

2005-07-19 [Ihsahn]: block him

2005-07-19 [Rider]: thanx

2005-07-19 [Ihsahn]: and also reporting him might be nice

2005-07-19 [Rider]: i didn't no how :P

2005-07-19 [Ihsahn]: on the members house their is a report this member to the guards button

2005-07-19 [Rider]: i was looking for that but cudn't find it ..oh well next time yeah ^_^

2005-07-19 [654dghs]: [Ihsahn] do u get paid?

2005-07-19 [Ihsahn]: get paid for what?

2005-07-19 [654dghs]: for being a guard

2005-07-19 [Ihsahn]: no I volunteer

2005-07-19 [Dwemer]: Haha! :) That's the stupidest comment I heard in times! *notes it*

2005-07-19 [654dghs]: oh ok well you should cause you're really good at your job and you should get like a promotion or something, well im gona stop talkin on here i don't wana put to much spam on so i'll ttyl

2005-07-19 [Ihsahn]: ok

2005-07-19 [Amalaswinta]: hehehe that would be a nice one for the EPI or EP Awards: "Stupidest Comment of the Month" =P

2005-07-19 [Dwemer]: Not a bad idea...

2005-07-19 [Amalaswinta]: ^_^

2005-07-19 [654dghs]: yes i win

2005-07-19 [Dwemer]: Well, you are nominated.

2005-07-19 [Amalaswinta]: most definately hahaha ;-)

2005-07-19 [Dwemer]: *grin* *on conquest for more stupid comments*

2005-07-19 [654dghs]: r u serious? thats a contest?

2005-07-20 [shardae le fae]: Hey elfpack keeps logging me out when I try to udate my house

2005-07-20 [Ihsahn]: it is because your ip address was banned you have a anti-ban

2005-07-20 [shardae le fae]: Oh okay. Could someone fix that?

2005-07-20 [Solitiaum]: I believe he just said that you were given an anti-ban to deal with the problem.

2005-07-20 [Heartless_Angel]: ...my house has the same problem after I update...luckly the update got through

2005-07-20 [shardae le fae]: Oh, thank you [Ihsahn].

2005-07-20 [DenDen]: lmao wow....does [Ihsahn] get paid mmm yeah WHAT a comment :/

2005-07-20 [654dghs]: he should

2005-07-20 [shardae le fae]: YEP HE SHOULD!

2005-07-20 [Sunrose]: No one gets paid and donations Elfpack now gets are first spent on better computergear...

2005-07-20 [Amalaswinta]: and that's why that comment got nominated for stupidest comment of the month ;-)

2005-07-20 [Dwemer]: Amen.

2005-07-20 [Solitiaum]: XD

2005-07-20 [DenDen]: ahaha yes amen!

2005-07-20 [654dghs]: what just happened

2005-07-20 [Dwemer]: My taco went to Berlin.

2005-07-20 [654dghs]: u had a taco? why did u send it there u should've ate it

2005-07-20 [Dwemer]: Nope, he wanted to be with beer and wurst. Damn taco.

2005-07-20 [654dghs]: fuck tacos get a burrito

2005-07-20 [Dwemer]: That's his wife :(

2005-07-20 [Dwemer]: Ai [Big Brother] :)

2005-07-20 [Big Brother]: what? where? how?

2005-07-20 [Dwemer]: You stripped part-time :)

2005-07-20 [Big Brother]: yup, for quarters mostly

2005-07-20 [Dwemer]: ^_^ That's a good thing.

2005-07-20 [654dghs]: brandon is confused

2005-07-21 [Dark Bones]: Anyone seen the slideshow "My Camel Toe", guys will love it!

2005-07-21 [654dghs]: lol no

2005-07-21 [DenDen]: O.O

2005-07-24 [Osborn#67]: what the hell is up with the alarm?

2005-07-25 [iCh3wi]: Umm......sorry if it's none of my business, but did Tear really get banned?

2005-07-25 [Amalaswinta]: for a week, yes

2005-07-25 [Sunrose]: [Ihsahn] will not be able to guardwork as of now. Questions can be sent to me.

2005-07-25 [Lestat5721]: if you need a replacement for him, temporary or otherwise, I'll do it. I can be creey.

2005-07-25 [Sunrose]: No we can manage :)

2005-07-25 [Lestat5721]: damnit

2005-07-25 [DenDen]: lol Im gonna miss [Ihsahn] :( *sniffles*

2005-07-25 [Dwemer]: I hope he walks the tiger path *tries to smile*

2005-07-25 [DenDen]: *sniffles and bawls* ahhhhhh he's gonna be goneeeeee

2005-07-25 [iCh3wi]: *hands Jacqui a tissue box*

2005-07-25 [654dghs]: why are we crying? ohhh [Ihsahn] went bye bye for a lil bit i c

2005-07-25 [Yuriona]: *shakes head* Can't say that I'm all that surprised.

2005-07-25 [Ihsahn]: I didn't think you would be

2005-07-25 [DenDen]: *takes the tissue* thank you mr richard!

2005-07-25 [Yuriona]: You have no one to blame but yourself and you know it.

2005-07-25 [Ihsahn]: yes I do know it, I admit it

2005-07-25 [DenDen]: O.O

2005-07-26 [Sunrose]: [Stephen] is no longer a guard in training and will not be able to any guardwork from now on either. Again questions can be sent to me.

2005-07-26 [DenDen]: wow O.o

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: ...so I'm guessing a lot of bad things happened then o.O

2005-07-26 [Whim]: Hurray for political shifts!

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: Hmm...`

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: how did i guess you might come out with something like that [Whim]? :p

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: xD     It's cleaning time alright...

2005-07-26 [Solitiaum]: Dela, please msg me asap... Its Independent important...

2005-07-26 [Whim]: Cause you know I'm probably board and prone to make comments where they're not necessarily wanted...hehe.

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: Its important hun im there, and [Whim]-touché lol

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: ah yes, [Whim] has such an insight in his own doings ;->

2005-07-26 [Whim]: Don’t forget the doings of others.

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: ... *sigh*

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: ;-)

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: *toddles in cirlces* i hate when people do that "message me asap!" and then they bugger off :p lol

2005-07-26 [Whim]: hehe...well, maybe by ASAP, they mean tomorrow.

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: Or next week ;)

2005-07-26 [Whim]: or ASAISM

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: As soon as I send Message ??

2005-07-26 [Whim]: As Soon As It Suits Me

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: Haha! That's nasty! :D

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: ...I just looked up at the top of my page...on the actual internet...next to all the options it says "Your House"...my computer actually recognises and has made quick link buttons to EP and ET houses....

2005-07-26 [Whim]: Every EP and ET house?

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: o_o really?

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: no just mine. I click it and it takes me to my house on whicever one i am logged into...O.o...the hell...

2005-07-26 [Whim]: Hurray for convenience!

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: What artificial intel. Your computer has brains !

2005-07-26 [Whim]: I think my computer has a vagina cause it contracted herpes.

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: *blinks* Would it help if I say mine has a p(****) ?

2005-07-26 [Whim]: probably not.

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: No, you're right.

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: ...dare I beg the question "how?"

2005-07-26 [Whim]: cause my computer's a slut.

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: ah oh dear. never good never good, tried breaking her from her habits?

2005-07-26 [Whim]: Nope. She’s just too kinky to learn anything from punishment...hehe.

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: Ah, one of them kinds. *says nothing else as it would be a case of the kettle calling the pot black* o.o

2005-07-26 [Whim]: You're a slutty computer too?

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: oh my my secrets out, how silly of me ;) yes, the dela bunny is just a computer, there no kinky scottish lady here typing away, its just a computer to keep you all entertained ;)

2005-07-26 [Whim]: Well, it would make a lot of sense, especially since everyone knows Scotland is just a make-believe place. I mean, seriously, do they really expect us to believe that there’s a place where men wear skirts?

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: Or that silly seamonster nessie ;)

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: hmmm... skirts do have advantages you know ;-)

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: Lmao. Oh kilts are fun *coughs*easyacess*coughs* >.> *whistles innocently*

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: ^_^ True. Xs4all.

2005-07-26 [Whim]: Damn. Figures my skirt joke would fall flat in a room full of perverted girls.

2005-07-26 [Whim]: ....and Dwemer...

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: hehe perverted? moi? but im a good bunny :p

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: And Dwemer? I'm not a perv! *mumbles something about female body*

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: ...most of the time....>.>

2005-07-26 [Whim]: lol...I didn’t call you a perv. I referred to perverted girls and then referred to Dwemer--not perverted Dwemer.

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: But tell me Brett, since when I'm so lucky to be in a room full of beautiful women ? :D :P

2005-07-26 [Whim]: hehe...not luck. Just good timing, I think.

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: LOL @ dela!

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: Timing ? :P hmm...

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: hehe my my Ama if I didnt know any better I'd say we just got a compliment ^_-

2005-07-26 [Whim]: And besides, I’m suddenly realizing that the room isn’t that full of women since half of the people actively speaking on this wiki are guys...hehe.

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: ^_- Indeed Dela *wink wink* and Brett, that only makes it better ;)

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: and me when i can...but im a bunny so meh lol

2005-07-26 [Whim]: hehe...well, it would be better, except I’m spoken for and Ama likes girls. But then again, it could be loads of fun for you if Ama starts eyeing Dela the right way.

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: *imagines* hehehe....

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: ah yes, our [Dwemer] is ever the gentleman ;-)

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: *laughs* lol! :D

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: *tries to overlook [Dwemer]'s last comment*

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: I said nothing ;) lol!

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: hahahaha

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: haha! :D What a lot of fun all in the sudden!

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: *hops about*...eh o.O

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: *glomp*

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: *glomps back* *glomps all round*

2005-07-26 [Dwemer]: I'm leaving ;) Sleeping time for me ;) Bye all! Sleep well!

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: nite nite joost :)

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: night Joost

2005-07-26 [Tear]: *bunneh sekzes for Dela* I guess i can take Joosts spot then.

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: lol

2005-07-26 [Tear]: I'm a bunny so this works out just fine, and you know what they say about rabbits having sex... lol.

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: people like to remind me yes

2005-07-26 [Tear]: Wait, i hope we don't end up with like 200 kids.

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: hmmm... sex... it does sound vaguely familiar.... I can't quite remember where I heard that word before though... hmmm

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: lmao aww poor Ama *cuddles*

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: ^_^

2005-07-26 [Tear]: Lol, Ama, you can always join me and Dela, I wouldn't mind, lol.

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: eeeew... in bed with a guy???? me????

2005-07-26 [Tear]: Well.... I could pretend to be a girl! And think of it this way, it would be more like snuggling, because I'm a bunny.

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: xD

2005-07-26 [Solitiaum]: Is Ihsahn on ban status, then?

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: o.O

2005-07-26 [Tear]: I don't think he is, because he was online this morning, but I think he is flipping out.

2005-07-26 [Solitiaum]: I need him to message me asap.

2005-07-26 [Tear]: I'll see if i can get Kelly to have him do it. Have you seen his house yet?

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: he's not banned, he just isn't a guard anymore

2005-07-26 [Tear]: Yeah, privs switched to 89 instead of 14 like he had before.

2005-07-26 [Amalaswinta]: correct

2005-07-26 [Solitiaum]: I have not seen his house, no, but this strongly indicates to me that this would be the second time he has used unprofessional language and behavoir in a situation requiring a guard, the first being his argument with me back when [Stephen] went on a deletions spree. I need to have the full story, however, in my inbox, before I can make a determination as to how this is going to affect your job at the EPI, Aj. We cannot have section bosses just up and getting banned. *stern look*

2005-07-26 [De'ladrei]: *hides all the sharp things* >.>

2005-07-26 [Tear]: My situation had nothing to do with Ihsahn getting de-Guarded, or that is what Debby said. I thought I sent you the conversation. And as far as i know, he was the only person to have ever sent a report about me. And this is the second time anything was brought up between him and myself, both involving the Giffie-pet store.

2005-07-26 [Solitiaum]: *patpats the Dela bunny* Im not here to kill, or even to maim. One should not kill when maiming will do, and should not maim when hurting will do, and should not hurt when talking will do. Heads wont roll unless nothing else has worked; you should know that from my previous mass firing of EPI workers.

2005-07-26 [Tear]: If you want details, you can ask Joost about the first occurance, as he was there, and the second occurance that i got banned for was in the conversation.

2005-07-26 [Solitiaum]: *makes a note and nods* Right now I'm just on an impartial fact finding mission. I have read the conversation, yes, but I would like a message from you explaining the full situation in detail, please, Aj.

2005-07-26 [Tear]: Will do darling.

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