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Elfpack was originally created for members of Elftown who were either banned, or who were not interested in art and sci-fi. The rules on Elfpack are not as strict as they are on Elftown, but you should still look at the Elfpack Rules. Remember, not knowing a rule doesn't excuse breaking it.
The Guards are here to answer any rule or banning based questions you have about Elfpack, and to help members having difficulties on the site.
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Guard Captain


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Malevolent [Stephen]

Guard Sergeants


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Roaring [kittykittykitty]
The Obsessed [Orestez]

Guards


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Kinky [Ringbearer]
Monstrous [djxmonster]


Why so many Guard Positions?


<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Captain is the person you complain to if you think a Guard is being unfair or biased.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Sergeants are the people who handle message harassment reports.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guards handle the rest. ;)
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Do you want to be a Guard?

Before even trying to be a Guard, you need to be on the Council. Guards are chosen from among the senior Council members. They need to be active, have good social skills, stay level-headed in heated situations, know the workings and rules of Elfpack extremely well and have the trust of the Wardens.
Don't annoy the Guards by asking to be one. It's not even their decision.
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2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: sounds great...

2005-06-05 [Dwemer]: ^_^ please do.

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: Well I did! ^.^ Thanks for helping. So how are you?

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: And does anyone know why it's now "Mainstuff"? I like it better though, it keeps my mum from walking by and going "Mainshit? I don't want you on that!" Though I don't think she would notice now..I'm using a very odd stylesheet.,

2005-06-05 [Dwemer]: I know.

2005-06-05 [Sunrose]: No idea.. :)

2005-06-05 [Dwemer]: ?

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: Lol...^.^ Hey Sunrose, how are you today?

2005-06-05 [Skandranon]: im not sure where to put this so this is the best place as any... can we put moods in the latest logins? would be interesting

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: ?? that would make things odd..

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: its been a busy day

2005-06-05 [Sunrose]: I am pretty busy eheheh, you? // Moods in last logins would make that section too big :)

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: =p

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: that would confuzle my little brain :S

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: hehe

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: I liked it when it was mainshit >_>

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: its still funny

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: i like monkeys

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: you like socks to >.>

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: no....just monkeys

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: monkey's are cute!

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: yup =p

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: specially spider monkeys

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: *wants to see a spider monkey* ._.

2005-06-05 [Pussycat]: <img:http://www.corporatehairball.com/media/bellybutton_tatoo.jpg>

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: there's dozens of them at the zoo in town here, i'll have to get some pics soon

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: how interesting

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: that is a very bad pic of a spider monkey.........

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: but still cute

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: It's cute, but a lil inapropriate...sorry if I'm not in the greatest mood..I just got bad news

2005-06-05 [Pussycat]: *wonders how hearing about a bad mood is more appropriate than a monkey tattoo* ;)

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: lol...sorry as I said...but the monkey's arse is funny, yet Mr. Brumley had to strike twice in one week...god

2005-06-07 [Magatama]: is anyone here cause i need a guard about now

2005-06-07 [Ihsahn]: yes why?

2005-06-07 [Magatama]: cause this dude is harrassing me about my pic

2005-06-07 [Ihsahn]: report him along with the letter number also I advise that you block them

2005-06-07 [Magatama]: letter number?

2005-06-07 [Ihsahn]: yes message number letter number copy paste the whole thing if you want just report the member

2005-06-07 [shardae le fae]: [Ihsahn] do you think you could help me advertise what I concider to be a very important and well put together wiki?

2005-06-07 [Ihsahn]: possibly. it depends

2005-06-07 [DenDen]: why not advertise it yourself?

2005-06-08 [Dwemer]: [lunatia138] had put up a stolen picture at the dragon art contest, I've removed it. She should be banned , it's in the contests rules.

2005-06-08 [Sunrose]: Banned from the contest an reported to the Guards ;) I will send a warning...

2005-06-08 [Big Brother]: i got another really stupid chain-message :S this time from [son of satan], i wish i could do something bout it. i don't know a single person that likes getting those things

2005-06-08 [De'ladrei]: i just got one from them too >.< gah!!

2005-06-08 [Big Brother]: it wouldn't be so bad but it's long and pointless

2005-06-08 [De'ladrei]: the boy friend and girl friend test?

2005-06-08 [Big Brother]: i didn't read the crap

2005-06-08 [De'ladrei]: i saw the first line of it >.< i felt my iq drop just a little bit as i did

2005-06-08 [Big Brother]: ya, i felt the same way

2005-06-08 [De'ladrei]: *toddles about in circles* see i cant even walk anymore...

2005-06-08 [Big Brother]: when you got a computer who needs to walk?

2005-06-08 [De'ladrei]: .....i like the way you think

2005-06-08 [Big Brother]: or the way i don't think....thinking is hard

2005-06-08 [De'ladrei]: thats a very good point that >.>

2005-06-08 [DenDen]: it's funny I havent gotten any kind of chain message

2005-06-08 [gungone]: I have, two of them

2005-06-08 [Ihsahn]: gah

2005-06-08 [*_*]: just to let u know theres a lot of odd new bes's and they say there girls but yeash just to let u know ok

2005-06-08 [Magatama]: hey guys check out [HorniePonie] cause i think her pic should be deleted

2005-06-08 [djxmonster]: Why? There is nothing wrong with it...

2005-06-08 [Magatama]: she had the elftown main page as her pic claiming she drew it herself

2005-06-08 [djxmonster]: Ahh, I took care of that one... thanks. BTW: In the future, you can just report the member...

2005-06-08 [Ihsahn]: yeah

2005-06-08 [Magatama]: ok sorry guys but i thought it was pretty funny so i thought you'd wanna point and laugh at her lol

2005-06-09 [DenDen]: o.o Solitary your just itchin to be a guard aint cha?

2005-06-09 [Sunrose]: Hey, no bashing other members because they are being helpful! :(

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: now i get to be helpful, for some reason ET is over due on the reopen period me thinks it may be down

2005-06-09 [Big Brother]: good guess

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: yes i can get a cookie for my good guess...just storing reports for later spammings get me another lol

2005-06-09 [Dwemer]: *sigh*

2005-06-09 [Big Brother]: <img:http://www.gatewayfundraising.com/images/cookie%20b.jpg> just for you

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: god damnit now im hungry >.<

2005-06-09 [Dwemer]: Holy Damned Shit! Now THAT'S a Cookie!

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: ooo chocolate ITS MINE *snags cookie and runs*

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: *wanders off to bake some more*

2005-06-09 [Big Brother]: there, now everyone is happy cept [De'ladrei] who is now really hungry

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: *munches away on her own cookie* now im fine :D

2005-06-09 [Big Brother]: good, now EVERYONE is happy ^_^

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: *points* his fault

2005-06-09 [Big Brother]: sure is

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: hey ET does what its told ! heh heh

2005-06-09 [Big Brother]: sweet!!!!!!

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: like cookies and the candies of fun

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: *foamy the squerle moment with the medicated baby heads*

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: YES ANOTHER FOAMY ADDICT O_O

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: now i wonder if a pic with a little bit of ass counts as porn

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: foamy addict? heck im one of his cult members o.O

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: DEMON BEGONE !!! ha that one is funny too

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: i like the fatkinds diet one (becuase its so damn f*cking true!)

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: i like the ones wiki pilz e in them cause he reminds me of me

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: *chuckles* fair enough

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: i found a weird image that shows the inside of a fleshy human arm would you like to see?

2005-06-09 [Dwemer]: Oh my god, you are sick!

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: its on elfpack take a look http://www.elfpack.com/img/image/7029_1106611035.jpg

2005-06-09 [Ihsahn]: and?

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: its screwed up and as i said weird

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: i second that Ihsahn. and? theres a lot worse on here

2005-06-09 [Orestez]: I think its kinda cool, love to know who did it.

2005-06-09 [Ihsahn]: its not bad at all not showing blood neither is it a violation

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: never said it was bloody .. just strange

2005-06-09 [Dwemer]: I'm very into corpses (since I do some Egyptian studies) and it really looks like a arm, that didn't rot, but burst open, after 3-4 years.

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: thats what i like about it arm became a flower bed for that rose... someone is screwie in the head lol

2005-06-09 [Dwemer]: ^_^ So it seems, or it's someone who likes pure art. :)

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: *pops up like the demented sqirel in foamy* more medications for all O.O

2005-06-09 [Dwemer]: *takes medication* ^_ ^

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: <.<  >.> *poppity poppity pop pop* lol i love that cartoon far more than i should for it to be worrying Ô.o

2005-06-09 [Ultiem]: PILZ-E LOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOl!!!!!!!!!!!1

2005-06-09 [Ihsahn]: *trances out on the job* =p

2005-06-09 [De'ladrei]: lol!

2005-06-09 [Ihsahn]: [Orestez] techno o.O

2005-06-09 [Foxyvixen17]: how do i join the guards?

2005-06-09 [Big Brother]: you don't, the wardens will ask you if they feel you are needed.....and we don't need anyone right now

2005-06-09 [shardae le fae]: The Image isn't bad. I thought it was going to be something horrible, like something off the Ring. *shudders* I hate the Ring.

2005-06-09 [Ultra Hunger]: people complain alot in here about pointless stuff

2005-06-09 [Ihsahn]: yeah

2005-06-09 [Ultra Hunger]: someone used the word "poop" on there page. That word offends me instead of just not going back to that page and looking at that word i'll come here and complain. and annoy someone else with my problems. why don't you guys save your complaints for when you come across a picture of a guy screwing a sheep or something.

2005-06-09 [Big Brother]: we don't give a shit bout that stuff

2005-06-09 [individual thought]: damn people anyway eh?

2005-06-10 [Ihsahn]: sure.....

2005-06-10 [Asrun]: o.O

2005-06-10 [Ihsahn]: \/\/|-|/-\-|- /-\R3 Y()|_| <|()1|\|6?

2005-06-10 [shardae le fae]: lol...screwing a sheep? now if it was say....screwing a cat..that would be something to complain about

2005-06-10 [hello]: l\l0-l-l-lll\l6 l\/l l_l C l-l u?

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: I hate netspeak...

2005-06-10 [Big Brother]: i hate bob!!!

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: Death to BOB!!!

2005-06-10 [shardae le fae]: hehe..I hate netspeak too

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: I hate 1337 too.

2005-06-10 [Big Brother]: i hate 1436

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: oh yeah!? well...well... I hate you!!! lol.

2005-06-10 [Big Brother]: i love you too

2005-06-10 [shardae le fae]: um?

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: well since you put it that way...love ya too jon, lol.

2005-06-10 [Big Brother]: >_< just to let everyone know i have 2 fiancee's and a girlfriend lol

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: damn, talk about player. lol. *takes notes*

2005-06-10 [Big Brother]: i got the 2 fiancee's at the same time, and got their rings out of the same machine.....there were a quarter each!!!!

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: *continues to tkae notes* go on...

2005-06-10 [Big Brother]: they are both still wereing the rings too!!! lol.....i wonder if i should tell my girlfriend bout it lmao

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: ah yes, the fateful question...should I tell my girlfriend....? lol.

2005-06-10 [Big Brother]: or maybe i should get them to find out when they all meet.....that would be fun

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: Like a Days of our lives episode, lol.

2005-06-10 [Big Brother]: don't watch that...but sure

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: Nor do I its just basicly your standard soap opera. Which is what the situation will be...lol. Can I watch?

2005-06-10 [Big Brother]: well my fiancee's know i have a girlfriend...and one of them has a boyfriend. so the question is what will my girl do.....the others don't care

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: I moving to canada....

2005-06-10 [Asrun]: Nooo. My country!!

2005-06-10 [Big Brother]: but i like canada the way it is!!!

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: I'll have to get used to that "eh" thing ya'll do, lol.

2005-06-10 [Asrun]: And drop the "ya'll"... ;D

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: that was merely the punchline of the joke, I'm from washington state...we don't talk like hicks here, lol.

2005-06-10 [Asrun]: :o

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: Love what you did with your hair BTW.

2005-06-10 [Asrun]: My hair? o.O

2005-06-10 [Orestez]: It look perdy, lol.

2005-06-10 [Asrun]: I didn't do anything to it. o.o; Just it's not really red anymore.. I had dyed it black by accident, and then coloured corrected it and now it's brown with a bit of red. x.x; And blond.. And black.. And every other colour. :P

2005-06-10 [shardae le fae]: WEll we talk like hicks in Indiana...I guess yall will have to live with it (usually if you actually say "ya'll" you spell it "yall") Anyway...Battlefield...your life sounds funny...I'm just glad my boyfriend is Mr. Faithfull right now

2005-06-10 [De'ladrei]: everyone confuses my accent with canadian, if i happen to type "eh" or "aye" at the end of a sentence i get shit over being a canadian, to which i flame the f*ckers because i have family there and its where my [Asrun] is from (thats right shes mine! mine! <.<  >.>) anyway. yes Asrun I have to agree with Glen, your hair is very perdy *dela lovin* ;o)  

2005-06-10 [Solitiaum]: LMAO!! Nu! Ash ish mine!! *ca-lings*

2005-06-10 [Asrun]: Awws.. :3 ^_______________________________________^ *lubs on De'la and Aly*

2005-06-10 [Solitiaum]: YAY!

2005-06-10 [De'ladrei]: woot!!

2005-06-10 [Asrun]: ^.^

2005-06-10 [De'ladrei]: *hugs attacks*

2005-06-10 [Asrun]: oh noes

2005-06-10 [De'ladrei]: X)

2005-06-10 [shardae le fae]: huggs!! yay!

2005-06-10 [Ihsahn]: woot

2005-06-10 [shardae le fae]: HI IHSAHN! How are you!? w0ot!

2005-06-10 [Pussycat]: cAn i b a guard?

2005-06-10 [Ihsahn]: fine you?

2005-06-10 [shardae le fae]: I'm good.. *looks at [Pussycat]*

2005-06-10 [Ihsahn]: indeed

2005-06-11 [Cloudwatcher]: May i humbly request getting wiki upload privilges? ^___^

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: well you got an artist badge....and your uploading history looks fine.........no reports made on you.............very well, you have it

2005-06-11 [Cloudwatcher]: :D yes!! thanks ^_^

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: glad to help

2005-06-11 [Asrun]: Kristen 5p34k is not one to worry about with the UAR

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: i know, i looked into her first >_<

2005-06-11 [Cloudwatcher]: :p asrun you rock ^_^ where is the trust battlefield? where is the trust...lol..jk..

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: i never even heard your name till you asked, i had to look into you first >_<

2005-06-11 [shardae le fae]: Asrun does rock...I'm cold!

2005-06-11 [Cloudwatcher]: wow i am sad you dont rememeber me..you asked me to illistrate some characters in your stories a while ago but i got busy and never did...i think it was you anyway...>_> <_<

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: i didn't ask you.......but i had a friend ask around for me

2005-06-11 [Cloudwatcher]: well it was your screen name anyway ^___^ oh well..

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: well [PyroBuggy] is doing the illistrations for me now....and doing a pretty good job too

2005-06-11 [shardae le fae]: Wow I am now lost and my head hurts

2005-06-11 [Cloudwatcher]: thats cool ^_^

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: you should go see and read my Stories while you are at it

2005-06-11 [Asrun]: I have to pee

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: maybe you should pee then............

2005-06-11 [Asrun]: Nah

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: or don't............

2005-06-11 [Asrun]: :P

2005-06-11 [shardae le fae]: Lol...I do that alot...say I have to pee and not

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: hey, [Asrun]. i saw the <img:stuff/snakehor.gif> on your house so i plasted my house with it lol.....probibly going to take it off again.......it's too much for me lol

2005-06-11 [Asrun]: [Amalaswinta] gave me the snakey. :d

2005-06-11 [Pussycat]: That sounds naughty :o

2005-06-11 [Big Brother]: i noticed it was given to donators as part of the boarder so it fits in pretty good >_<

2005-06-11 [shardae le fae]: um...pussycat your a bit wrong

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