2005-06-01 [WorseThanCancer]: i took it as an insult by him asking me if i blew

2005-06-01 [WorseThanCancer]: and im not threatening him .. im tell him what actions im goin to take

2005-06-01 [Ihsahn]: it wasn't a insult, go to the warden I will even show you the wiki page warden

2005-06-01 [Big Brother]: name is [Sunrose]

2005-06-01 [WorseThanCancer]: go ahead and band me battlefield .. ur nothing but a worthless piece of dog shit i wouldnt even feed to my worse enemy ... you have no idea how many different names i have on here and u have no idea how many different computers i have to so do whatever u want u pile of dog shit, fucking pathetic pussy ass bitch who handles all his problems by banning ppl, go ahead do it u fucking loser, do it!

2005-06-01 [Big Brother]: you have 2 names on here actually.....you see as a guard i know everything, and we not only ban you but the I.P address, now i have made a report to [Sunrose] about you since i can't do anything being involved myself, cheers

2005-06-01 [Big Brother]: [Ihsahn] you forget the one is not being used right now >_<

2005-06-01 [Ihsahn]: which one <.<

2005-06-01 [Big Brother]: look at the last logged in dates lol

2005-06-01 [WorseThanCancer]: thats ok ill go to a friends house ... ill go to the cafe ... lol ... ill never end ... ur a flaming faggot battlefield

2005-06-01 [Ihsahn]: wow please stop

2005-06-01 [WorseThanCancer]: no .... i knew this was gonna happen anyway .. ill do whatever in my way to make things right and he will get the upper hand ... so he can go suck a dick

2005-06-01 [Big Brother]: it's not that easy to get past a ban now please stop, i told you i don't want to have you banned

2005-06-01 [WorseThanCancer]: w/e im out

2005-06-01 [Big Brother]: ^_^ so where were we?

2005-06-01 [Ihsahn]: good

2005-06-01 [God]: I am [God]!!!

2005-06-01 [Jesus Christ]: I am [Jesus Christ]!!!!

2005-06-01 [Ihsahn]: worhips them?

2005-06-01 [Asrun]: I am [Asrun]! >:O

2005-06-02 [Ihsahn]: o this will be hard, [Asrun] vs, [God] worships them both?

2005-06-02 [Asrun]: [Asrun] for tha win! :o

2005-06-02 [Ihsahn]: o noes :O

2005-06-02 [Asrun]: yayz!

2005-06-02 [Ihsahn]: yesness?

2005-06-02 [RabidSphinx]: wow...someone's innerchild needs a hug...what crawlled up [WorseThanCancer]'s ass and died? he does certainly live up to his name...hmm...oh-well, i am the [RabidSphinx] bow down before me!

2005-06-02 [DenDen]: *bows* O.O

2005-06-02 [Asrun]: Nooo!! Meees! Bow down to meeee

2005-06-02 [DenDen]: o.o *bows down to [Asrun]*

2005-06-02 [Asrun]: :D

2005-06-02 [DenDen]: XD

2005-06-02 [RabidSphinx]: *bows down to [Asrun] at the same time and bonks heads*

2005-06-02 [RabidSphinx]: could yall tell me if [Ultra Hunger] [Rainedrops #1 FAN!] or [Woman Cans] are in anyway possible the same person, like, same IP or something? because [Ultra Hunger] and i HATE each other, [Rainedrops #1 FAN!] is my crazy stalker, and [Woman Cans] is just some randome nearly empty house

2005-06-02 [Asrun]: Surprisingly, no.. O_o; Different IPS

2005-06-02 [RabidSphinx]: really? well, now that is just CRAZY! lol....well, the guy i hate and my crazy stalker *appear* to be different people at least...thank goodness

2005-06-02 [Asrun]: Appear yesh. [Ultra Hunger] only has one IP total.

2005-06-02 [RabidSphinx]: good. he was harassing me and my BF for a while...i had to block him

2005-06-02 [DenDen]: people...just love to mess with you Sarah

2005-06-03 [RabidSphinx]: i think i have an aura or vibe about me...that or i'm an "opinionated bitch who is far to brash in her ideals to be a nice conservative Christian girl" either way, people need to learn to get over themselves. i am as ready to change my opinions and beliefs as they are....they ever consider that? i just happen to be willing to compromise, they only want to be "right"

2005-06-03 [DenDen]: just kill em all

2005-06-03 [RabidSphinx]: whis i could, but i don't have those powers on EP....*pouts*

2005-06-03 [DenDen]: sucks

2005-06-03 [RabidSphinx]: i know...oh-well...i just to "pester" members and get into "fights" instead...i guess it's just as much fun as having real power...at least they expect me not to behave this way

2005-06-03 [morbid curiousity666]: can some one help me...i forgot my password and when i typed in my email address i put a www. infront of it so it wont send me my password and i have no clue what it would be so i had to create a new account and i need to get in to my account [deathly ~*~ beautiful] so i can continue working on my wiki...[Dwemer] told me to ask yall if one of you could help me..

2005-06-03 [Dwemer]: Oh my god, i'm being involved... ^_-

2005-06-03 [morbid curiousity666]: lol,sorry was i not supposed to mention you?i can edit you out if you like..

2005-06-03 [morbid curiousity666]: nevermind i just got a new password but thanks anyways!

2005-06-03 [Dwemer]: it was only a joke, what I said.

2005-06-03 [morbid curiousity666]: oh ok..just checking..lol

2005-06-03 [Big Brother]: [Dwemer]!!! how dare you get involved!!!! i shall kill you!!

2005-06-03 [morbid curiousity666]: hey you cant kill him,he was just helping me out..

2005-06-03 [Big Brother]: DEATH!!!!!!!!!

2005-06-03 [deathly ~*~ beautiful]: your mean all he did was help me out,i asked him so i go him involved...lol

2005-06-03 [Yuriona]: No, [Big Brother], it's not Death. It's just [Dwemer]

2005-06-03 [Dwemer]: *sigh* I can't be killed remember Jon?

2005-06-03 [Big Brother]: i can try can't i?.......maybe not kill you, but i'm sure i can cause you great pain...

2005-06-03 [Dwemer]: ^_^ That could be possible *whispers* I hate whips... *tip tip*

2005-06-03 [Dwemer]: Hmm, and I hate tax inspectors too... :)

2005-06-03 [DenDen]: O.O

2005-06-03 [Ihsahn]: yus I am ihsahn the creepy!

2005-06-03 [Sunrose]: =P

2005-06-03 [DenDen]: whats the deal with th upload button?!?!?!

2005-06-03 [Ihsahn]: what upload button?

2005-06-03 [DenDen]: ...>.> it's being stupid when I press upload it asks if I want to save it!

2005-06-03 [Ihsahn]: report it on the bug forum

2005-06-04 [DenDen]: chronic masturbation mm I dunno if this should be deleted or not it's ran by a 17 yr old girl

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: it got deleted anyway

2005-06-04 [Ihsahn]: it was :)

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: who deleted it??

2005-06-04 [Ihsahn]: I did

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: ok then isn't there like some kind of lock to stop underage members joining?

2005-06-04 [DenDen]: XD im damned good lol

2005-06-04 [Ihsahn]: no....

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: oh well then i take it it wouldn't have got deleted if the owner put a password on it and never let anyone under the age of 16 join? i'm sorry if i am bothering you guys with my questions.

2005-06-04 [DenDen]: *hums*

2005-06-04 [DenDen]: it still wouldve been deleted

2005-06-04 [Ihsahn]: she did, but the legal age is 18 but no if it was viewable by minors it still would have been deleted they have to make it private

2005-06-04 [DenDen]: yes

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: oh ok then i get it now thanks for making me clear on that [DenDen] and [Ihsahn]

2005-06-04 [Ihsahn]: no problem :)

2005-06-04 [DenDen]: your welcome

2005-06-04 [Starr]: o.o uhm, i'm all for artistic nudity, but there is an age limit on artistic nudity on EP right, like... as long as it's not kiddie porn/underage?

2005-06-04 [Ihsahn]: yes if they are under the age of 18 then report it

2005-06-04 [shardae le fae]: um...is there any possibility I can get someone to do me a favor and put one of those note things on my house?

2005-06-04 [DenDen]: talk to [Sunrose]

2005-06-04 [Ihsahn]: or speak with me :)

2005-06-04 [DenDen]: yeah him :P

2005-06-04 [Asrun]: Erm.. You're not the Ambassador Exilios..

2005-06-04 [DenDen]: *snickers*

2005-06-04 [Ihsahn]: I know

2005-06-04 [shardae le fae]: Thanky Ihsahn..I just sent you a message..concerning the note thing

2005-06-04 [Asrun]: Oh.. :D I thought this was all still about an earlier person being banned from Elftown. XD HAhaha.. Any guard will usually be happy to put a disclaimer on your page.

2005-06-04 [Ihsahn]: nunu I no touchie that

2005-06-04 [DenDen]: O.o lol

2005-06-04 [Asrun]: I was going to say.. *lol* :O

2005-06-04 [Ihsahn]: <.<

2005-06-04 [Pussycat]: [Asrun] is sticky? :O Can I be a guard too????!!11!

2005-06-04 [Big Brother]: no :P

2005-06-04 [Solitiaum]: Can I??? :P

2005-06-04 [Big Brother]: yes, as soon as you mail me $400

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: *mails $400* now what? lol

2005-06-04 [Big Brother]: when i get it we'll talk

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: *$400 arrives in post box*

2005-06-04 [Big Brother]: .....i'm serious

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: damn i live in the uk and i don't know exchange rates. oh well then.

2005-06-04 [Asrun]: :o Send me $600 and I'm throw in a cookie

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: Do i have to?

2005-06-04 [Asrun]: Yes.

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: well it'll be about 2 month ok?

2005-06-04 [Asrun]: Too slow. :(

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: i know but it's about a month till i can get $600 and about 2 weeks to arrive in U.S.

2005-06-04 [Asrun]: I'm not in the U.S. omg. ;.;

2005-06-04 [Magatama]: well where ever you stay. sorry i forgot other countries use the $ aswell

2005-06-04 [Asrun]: :3

2005-06-04 [Big Brother]: well you can pay me with paypal. and i'm only charging $400 and in Canadian funds too!!!

2005-06-05 [Asrun]: Leave my country's money alone Battlefield! :O It's too colourful for you. :P

2005-06-05 [Magatama]: hey guys check this out fuck the guards

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: sweet, i left a message >_<

2005-06-05 [Magatama]: cool hey [Big Brother] can i ask you something

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: well i would have said no but that statement was in the form of a question so it's too late now

2005-06-05 [Magatama]: what?

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: just ask

2005-06-05 [Magatama]: could you make me one of them things that say normal people scare me?

2005-06-05 [Big Brother]: not now i'm busy, but send me a pm with what you want it to say and what you want the doll and background to be like and i'll try to get to it in the next wekk or so.

2005-06-05 [Magatama]: ok i have to say you guys are great i love the comments on fuck the guards

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: people...are idiots... their just mad cause their underaged and can't cyber on a wiki..

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: HEY I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FRIGGING SAY SOMETHING ABOUT FUCK THE GUARDS....since I didn't think it was right...*sighs* even though I was kinda upset when I heard chronic mastubation was deleated..oh well...

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: it's good that it was deleted...you people need to learn how to follow rules,and since you don't follow them..your stuff gets deleted..no reason to complain to the guards about it when it was your own fault...

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: I wasn't complaining, really...I was just saying...and I didn't really do anything on it..some person asked me to join..so i did....I didn't even know what was going on...

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: why join it when you don't know what it's about?

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: I knew what it was about..just didn't get the chance to actually check up on it...I was way too busy yesterday and the day before..

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: well...any wiki found in which the owner is under the age of 18 shall be deleted like it or not :) and even if the page owner is older than 19 and you still have people under the age of

18

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: hmm okay..what about kissing girls? it's not explicit or anything, but alot of people are under the age of 18...but it's pretty clean cut

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: it may get deleted now that you have mentioned it the page owner is 14 so yeah either it will most lilkely get deleted

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: great...

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: yup..and people here at fuck the guards will continue to get themselves in deeper shit..if they continue

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: I think its funny, just a opinion page

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: :P I'm through with it >.> their starting to annoy me and why would you join YOUR A GUARD YOURSELF?!?!?! your saying f*** yourself? lol

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: its funny =p

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: Okay, well I guess if it gets deleted it's my fault.

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: *shrugs* what's the point >.>

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: no sexual orientation, it wont get deleted

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: Who knows....

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: Im done! O.O

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: it wont

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: wait umm? fuck the guards won't get deleted or um...kissing girls?

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: neither

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: fuck the guards isnt getting deleted...for some unknown reason

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: Okay so that's good.

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: *shrugs*

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: hey sinful are you on the guards? (just wondering)q

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: I am one of the guards

2005-06-05 [Asrun]: Why delete it? It's more fun to see them act like jackasses. :P

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: I even joined

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: no Im not a guard [shardae le fae]

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: your right [Asrun] O.O

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: its funny =p

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: yes it is funny watching people make asses of themself

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: It is funny watching them...hmmm...it's really sad that the only reason they created it was because their wiki got taken away

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: I am loving it

2005-06-05 [Asrun]: Yes, considering what it was of was against the law. We only have like 3 rules on here... And people still complain

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: *sighs* they only come here because elftown is so strict

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: the wiki? i deleted the other one......

2005-06-05 [Starr]: Give 'em an inch and they want a mile...

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: its ok =p

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: hmm I see...hey ihsahn..since I'm almost 15, is it in violation that i join fuck the guards just to laugh at them, because it's getting comical

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: your age has nothing to do with joining the fuck the guards wiki

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: go ahead join

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: Great..I was just wondering..didn't know..only saw the "warning if your under the age of 18 get the fuck out of here, so I guess I'm going to go have a laugh about the idiots

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: lmao

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: hehe =p

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: *falls over* did you see that thing where that person was like "With the permission of the guards, of course."

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: its funny =p

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: yeah [layna] wow she says fuck the guards then wants to ask PERMISSION to make her banners tsk tsk

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: it is..it's even more funny that we're sitting here, against their opinion, acting like we agree with them, then coming back here and laughing about it

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: I do as I wish

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: I think this is even better than missmab.com which is my favorite comic place...

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: really

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: O.o *laughs* elfpack is great I love it here

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: Yeah, have you ever heard of it?

2005-06-05 [Lestat5721]: is it really funny?

2005-06-05 [Dwemer]: If I can make a little comment? I think fuck the guards is way not ok. My opnion, you all laugh about it, go ahead...

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: its not violationg any rules

2005-06-05 [layna]: You know, I don't appreciate you coming back here to talking about both me and and my wiki. I had problems with the Guards, so I posted them for all to see. I did not, however, sneak back here and whisper behind backs. [shardae le fae], you're acting like an ass.  "it's even more funny that we're sitting here, against their opinion, acting like we agree with them, then coming back here and laughing about it"  How can you say that? Coming from the owners of Fuck The Guards, you are NEVER welcome in there again... because it is obvious by your actions and words that you do not truely want to be there.

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: well don't spam in here please

2005-06-05 [Lestat5721]: then un ban me. I did nothing to shardae le fae to be blocked. I've NEVER sent a HEY message to that person

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: your not banned

2005-06-05 [Lestat5721]: I'm on the Shardae Le Fae banned list

2005-06-05 [Ihsahn]: well don't spam his wiki please

2005-06-05 [Lestat5721]: I won't as long as he behaves himself.

2005-06-05 [Dwemer]: I see, we have mainstuff instead of mainshit.

2005-06-05 [DenDen]: people these days...

2005-06-05 [Dwemer]: Hehe...

2005-06-05 [Pussycat]: Yeah! Fuck the guards! Everyone can use a little nookie!

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: So what if I banned you! Get over it. It's no big deal. God, you don't think that people are going to get a kick out of it when you guys are acting like asses. My god why bother with you. And you know, don't bother [Ihsahn] if you have a problem with me blocking you. I have a right, that's what it's there for.

2005-06-05 [Sunrose]: Stop bickering now. Further comments about that wiki or anything related will be deleted. And to [Dwemer]: wow yea, I hadn't noticed the Mainstuff thing :D

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: It's Mainstuff now? HS! Lol....and Okay, I understand.

2005-06-05 [Dwemer]: :) lol!

2005-06-05 [shardae le fae]: *sighs* my wiki got spammed...anyway...so how is everyone?

2005-06-05 [Dwemer]: Know what you do Scardea, send my a private message with the hole problem, then I'll try to settle things, how does that sound ?