2005-03-11 [hello]: It's what she was slinging is the problem

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: Ohh did she use the special "bald" snatch.

2005-03-11 [RabidSphinx]: i don't know what a "slinging" is, or a "bald snatch"...humor the virgin here....(>_<)

2005-03-11 [hello]: haha....i believe she did

2005-03-11 [Solitiaum]: o_O

2005-03-11 [RabidSphinx]: *is lost*..............*slaps hello again*

2005-03-12 [hello]: ouch...what did you slap me for?

2005-03-12 [bankblank]: does anyone know y im banned from most of the wiki's when i havent done anything to b banned?

2005-03-12 [Asrun]: Well, there's a whole list of people who happen to share an IP# with you.. Chances are, they were banned from wikis, and unfortunately, you were too in the process.

2005-03-12 [RabidSphinx]: and the wiki like, show me your boobs or butt or dick are now protected so underaged members (such as yourself) can't view them...

2005-03-12 [Asrun]: Are they? I like that addition.

2005-03-12 [RabidSphinx]: yeah, like, you need to be a member of the forum or something now...i'm not sure 100% since, like, i don't go to those wiki for any real reason other than "show me your butt" i commented there a little bit....only problem is, i don't want to become a forum member to visit the wiki, but i can't *stop* "watching" the wiki unless i do...(>_<) lol....

2005-03-12 [Asrun]: I see.. Well, those wikis don't really interest me anyways.. Last time I went was to check on the ages of a few posters

2005-03-12 [RabidSphinx]: yeah...i only went there because a frind owns the wiki...and a member of the wiki was posting similar images on her house that i had to report for breaking the nudity rules...but now i get alertsfor comments or changes, and can't *see* any of them, but i can't *stop* watching the wiki...

2005-03-13 [Coop_21_]: guards are gay

2005-03-13 [Asrun]: That's nice. I'm sure some are gay. And really, it's not much of an insult. I don't see anything insulting about being being or not being gay. Go run along now little one.

2005-03-13 [RabidSphinx]: whooo...*whipes forehead* glad i'm not a guard...or i would be gay....:P

2005-03-13 [Solitiaum]: You say that like its a BAD thing, rainey!

2005-03-13 [RabidSphinx]: regardless of my actual feelings, i was actually just joking around in my comment...

2005-03-13 [Solitiaum]: hehe... its kosher... was a joke ^_^ *remembers the right wingers club*

2005-03-14 [RabidSphinx]: alright...lets all joke!!! *spins around till dizzy and falls over*

2005-03-14 [Solitiaum]: hehe...

2005-03-14 [RabidSphinx]: please stop the room....i want to get off....*~*(o.0)~* <-- is dizzy

2005-03-14 [Solitiaum]: lmao

2005-03-14 [jj13]: hello

2005-03-14 [hello]: what?

2005-03-15 [Sunrose]: can I b gerad?

2005-03-15 [Solitiaum]: *baps Sunrose* you know better than to encourage them!!

2005-03-15 [Sunrose]: Wot? BIATCH! I wanr be gerad!

2005-03-16 [Solitiaum]: OMG BAN! :O

2005-03-16 [Sunrose]: :O

2005-03-16 [Solitiaum]: XP

2005-03-16 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha...nooo..without sunrose, someone like ME will take over EP! *stops and thinks about that for a moment* wait...yeah....BAN BAN!!! MUHAHAHAHA!

2005-03-16 [Whim]: no you wouldn't. You wouldn't even know how to seize the throne. There'd be like a million people who would take over while you were still confused as to how sunrose suddenly turned into a man.

2005-03-16 [RabidSphinx]: i was joking whim...jeeze...

2005-03-16 [Sunrose]: I can do that? :D

2005-03-16 [Whim]: I was joking too. It just so happens that my joke was more true than yours...hehe.

2005-03-16 [Iron-wulf]: LOL

2005-03-16 [Sunrose]: It would be neat finding out what a man's world is like!

2005-03-16 [Whim]: pretty much like being a girl except fewer cramps and you stand to pee.

2005-03-16 [Sunrose]: Nah, I don't believe that. Well actually I sort of do. But people keep telling me there is a significant difference and I want proof!

2005-03-16 [Whim]: well, different things are expected of you, but the actual physical and mental differences only show themselves once a month...hehe.

2005-03-16 [Iron-wulf]: Take some testosterone pills,grow some pit hair,get big arms, and grow a package!!!

2005-03-16 [Solitiaum]: hehehe

2005-03-16 [Sunrose]: [Whim]: Though still I am being told guys think differently...

2005-03-16 [Solitiaum]: Guys DO think differently... They dont see 264 bit colour like us girls... to them, peach is a fruit. Maroon is a verb that means stranded... @_@

2005-03-16 [Sunrose]: :D

2005-03-16 [Iron-wulf]: thats right there are only 8 colors and all shades are judt either light or dark versions of the color!!!!

2005-03-16 [Whim]: guys think so differently because they're raised and conditioned to think so differently, plus the testosterone supplements that conditioning.

2005-03-16 [bluesoulsearcher]: And as we all know, the eighth color is octarine

2005-03-16 [Iron-wulf]: no actually its black dumb ass!!!

2005-03-17 [Solitiaum]: WTH is octarine?! Guys see various shades of red, blue, yellow, green, orange, purple, brown, and black.

2005-03-17 [RabidSphinx]: i see black and white... :/

2005-03-17 [hello]: i see red.....everytime i close my eyes.....

2005-03-17 [RabidSphinx]: i see black with grey swirls when i close mine

2005-03-17 [hello]: everytime i open my eyes i see....nothing, because i am legally blind in both my eye ^_^

2005-03-17 [RabidSphinx]: well, you are a good typer on the internet if you're blind...(^_^)...it's funny you should mention that...maybe it's FAIT but i was sitting in english clas today beside Pat, who is blind, and i came to the conclusion that if i were to go blind for some reason suddenly, i would kill myself...

2005-03-17 [hello]: I said 'legally blind', which means its like 20/400 in both my eyes.....just horrible. but i have the whole 20/20 thing going on with the contacts in, hehe

2005-03-17 [RabidSphinx]: i'm legaly blind in that sense too then...lol...but i never take my contacts out...not even to sleep...lol

2005-03-17 [hello]: well i am supposed to take them out, but i dont do it, hehe...i'm a rebel...haha

2005-03-17 [RabidSphinx]: yeah, i tore my cornia from wearing my contacts 24-7 for 3 weeks...and i let it heal for about 2 days then put my contacts back in for a few weeks...(>_<)

2005-03-17 [hello]: my eye was messed up the other day...so i had to wipe the dust off of the glasses....but thats ok, because everyone said i looked smarter with them on...not sure why...i guess i look like a nerd with glasses, haha

2005-03-17 [RabidSphinx]: my glasses make my face look fat...(>_<)

2005-03-17 [bluesoulsearcher]: Iron-wulf: first off, it was a joke, so the response was uneccesary. Second of all black is not a color, it is the absence of light, so feel free to apply your response to yourself. Sairahinel - have you ever read the Color of Magic by Terry Pratchet?

2005-03-17 [Iron-wulf]: Hell no you dumb ass. What i said was a joke too. I dont give a damn about your gay book.

2005-03-18 [bluesoulsearcher]: Sure it was a joke. Are you joking now? Your response is pretty much the same. And what makes a book gay? Maybe I need to look more closely, but I don't believe there were any homosexual references. Not that it matters since I was asking Sair.

2005-03-18 [Solitiaum]: Nu I havent ^_^ But I like books, so perhaps Ill pick up a copy...

2005-03-18 [Iron-wulf]: Yeah ive been joking and a book is gay when it is about bullshit.

2005-03-19 [swabloo]: excuse me but i just looked at my house where lots of my pictures are, but they don't show up. could you check, and tell me wether it's my computer, or they just aren't working?

2005-03-19 [Solitiaum]: It appears to be your computer, I can see them just fine. ^_^

2005-03-19 [Whim]: It wasn't just swabloo's computer. Mine was doing that too as well as several other people's. If Hedda or Sunrose aren't aware of the problem, then someone should really look into it.

2005-03-19 [Solitiaum]: Ok. I got the 411 on the image problem. Something went whacky with [krill] last night and a bug ate a lot of the images everywhere, in badge slots and descriptions. [Hedda] has the bug under control, but isnt sure (as far as Im aware) if the images can be retrieved or not. You might need to reupload those images. BUT you wont be able to put an image in for your name slot anymore. he's disabled that function altogeher. Any questions?

2005-03-19 [swabloo]: hey i just checked and i can see them again ;p

2005-03-20 [Sunrose]: Check the news and no one but [Hedda] could fix this, so me being aware of it wouldn't have solved anything..

2005-03-20 [Whim]: you're the warden of EP and closer to Hedda than most of the other people around here. You're not a bad person to let know.

2005-03-20 [Solitiaum]: Or I could be informed as well. Henrik and I are friends.

2005-03-20 [Sunrose]: True I guess :) // I don't think he appreciates it if everyone messages him about the same thing. If it is already reported in the forum there's no need to clutter his inbox as well :)

2005-03-21 [Solitiaum]: Yup.

2005-03-24 [Ringbearer]: Can a guard look at the EPI Ad page... a link to a site with questionable doubt.

2005-03-24 [-kazama-01]: hey i wish to be a guard how do i go about it

2005-03-24 [hello]: well...it is a multiple step process...first, you must bend over and kiss your own ass...second, you must go outside your house and run around it 1,000,000 times...third, and most important, you must learn how to read! (especially the top of the page that states that if the guards need you, they will ask)...until you do all of those things, it's better if you say nothing at all.

2005-03-25 [Asrun]: I think hello summed it up nicely, except missing one step. You must transfer all your funds to me. Which I will then split with Sunrose. :OP

2005-03-25 [Osborn#67]: can you put up something on my house telling people i don't cyber. i would greatly apperate it

2005-03-25 [Sunrose]: Aye [Asrun] fixed it :)

2005-03-25 [swabloo]: hey that's great :D can you put that above my house to?

2005-03-25 [Sunrose]: Fixed :)

2005-03-25 [Sunrose]: [Ringbearer]: what page on EP Independent- Ads are you talking about??

2005-03-25 [De'ladrei]: its the banner up for...good charlote i think it is, and the link beneath it

2005-03-25 [RabidSphinx]: so much happened in a week...(0.o)

2005-03-26 [Sunrose]: That's not against the rules of Elfpack >.> // Yea.. :)

2005-03-26 [RabidSphinx]: why did [Hedda] make it so you can't have an image in your name slot? not that i'm all that bothered about it, just wondering. i just had liked my name plate...

2005-03-26 [Solitiaum]: Its my understanding that that is part of what caused the bug that ate images that night... o.o;

2005-03-26 [Solitiaum]: I screwed up by accident... I was upping privs for the EP crew wannabes to 100, and accidentally caught [Ringbearer] in the mix >< Please change his privs back to 89, where they were...

2005-03-26 [RabidSphinx]: oops...lol....it happens

2005-03-26 [Sunrose]: He doesn't like images there. and I fixed [Ringbearer] :)

2005-03-26 [Solitiaum]: Thanks *whew* ^^; I was mass upping this morning cause for some reason the server doesnt do this itself anymore... And I got into a wave, a groove, and then I happened to get distracted with Micah and I looked back to find my place and I was like HOLY CRAP I just messed with Bert's privs! >_<" Ask him, lol, I freaked out majorly...

2005-03-26 [Sunrose]: *huggles* s'okay! ;)

2005-03-26 [swabloo]: excuse me, but a friend told me that on the comment that you put above my house has 'him' insted of 'her'. i wouldn't mind 'it' though.....

2005-03-27 [Sunrose]: Sorry -_- fixed to her!

2005-03-27 [Solitiaum]: YAY! *hugs*

2005-03-29 [madhalf]: Hi there... I'd like a warning put on my house - This house may contain nudity in an artistically photographic nature. Thanks!

2005-03-29 [Sunrose]: You now have 'This house may contain nudity. Do not report to the Guards.' We don't put up the other things you mentioned. :)

2005-03-29 [*_*]: hey sun

2005-03-29 [madhalf]: Thank You Sunrose!!!

2005-03-30 [Plain and simple]: Ok Guards i have something here for u i found someone was tormenting someone else One was Piking on another the One that was harrasing the other would be [nikkita] and the victim is [kinky bitch] i was woundering if u can take a look into this for me

2005-03-30 [Asrun]: Please put a report on that person's page. It's much easier for us to work from there then to search aroung.

2005-03-30 [Plain and simple]: Ok gotcha

2005-03-30 [Asrun]: A report like that, someone with higher privs than a regular guard such as myself has to check, so it might be awhile. :) Regular guards can't check the message database.

2005-03-30 [Plain and simple]: thats true and i wanna get to the highest rank for guards, i wanna know how u became a guard if u could message me how plz let me know i wanna work my way up

2005-03-30 [Asrun]: You become a guard when you make reports and when it's needed.

2005-03-30 [Plain and simple]: ok that works for me

2005-04-04 [Dwemer]: Well, [n/aaaaa] removed her nazi picture when I threatend to report to you guys, So do your work better, and with less violence you achieve the most!!!

2005-04-04 [Solitiaum]: Not to undermine your authority here, Asrun, but I believe Sunrose told him to stay out of that particular incident, since it didnt directly involve him, and let the person who ws being harrased make the report... *frowns slightly*

2005-04-04 [Whim]: Hmmm...funny thing about that, Dwemer. I actually declared that that particular picture was allowed since it was harmless and not intended to offend.

2005-04-04 [hello]: It doesn't matter because to become a guard you would need an IQ of above a negative number and unfortuately [Plain and simple] doesn't meet that requirement...:(

2005-04-04 [Solitiaum]: Funny though, neither do you... Now dont say anything at all if you cant be civil. -.-;

2005-04-04 [hello]: aww...i believe someone is still upset because they are so gullible...not my fault...and i don't want to be civil right now...I want to mess with [Plain and simple]

2005-04-04 [Solitiaum]: Then take it to a priviate message.

2005-04-04 [hello]: ehh...maybe later

2005-04-05 [Osborn#67]: can i have some help finding my elftown account? i kinda forgot my username

2005-04-05 [Osborn#67]: [Cruel] just sent me a chain ledder just so you know

2005-04-05 [hello]: what's a ledder?

2005-04-05 [Sunrose]: [Plain and simple]: like I already said on Council and as [Solitiaum] said: Stay out of it. [nikkita] has been reported by [kinky bitch] and the matter has long been delt with. If [kinky bitch] finds that [nikkita] is still causing trouble (which is not true I can say in advance), she should report her herself! // [Dwemer]: If you want us to do our job, then stop giving us more work by making a report AND posting things here. // [Osborn#67]: we don't do anything against chain ledders nor chain letters :)

2005-04-05 [Asrun]: Remember: Reports are always better than messages

2005-04-05 [Solitiaum]: Aye. And the only community that complains about chain letters is Elftown.

2005-04-05 [shardae le fae]: I have a quick quetion!! If I got permission and a SS comment on my house could I have the Swastika up on my house?

2005-04-05 [Whim]: depends on the context and usage of the swastika.

2005-04-05 [shardae le fae]: Thanky!! I just wanted to know that cause I wanted to draw a nazi soldier or maybe Edward Norton with the Swastika on him, would that be okay?

2005-04-05 [Whim]: As long as it’s for art, sure. But strictly for art. You can’t draw this and then say, “Hey look, nazis are cool. Let’s be them!” I would recommend you put some sort of disclaimer saying that it is only art and that you are in no way supporting any kind of nazi movement.

2005-04-05 [shardae le fae]: Okay..well I won't say a thing about that...Although I do have my opinions about it.

2005-04-05 [Whim]: well, we're mostly avoiding large amounts of offensive things. The idea is to do it in a tasteful way.

2005-04-06 [Osborn#67]: true, i forgot

2005-04-06 [shardae le fae]: Lmao! Yeah..well i'm doing my own saying tastefully

2005-04-06 [Whim]: well, ultimately, it's the decision of me and the other guards whether or not it stays or not. So just remember that when you're putting it up.

2005-04-06 [shardae le fae]: May I send it to you first? I promise, it will be as tastefull as possible.

2005-04-06 [*_*]: whats going on all

2005-04-06 [Dwemer]: Well well, i'm really not that glad with that comment up in my house, I've made a wiki called Morag Tong which is an fantasy wiki about assasins that could kill members ^_^ !!! Now one of the other members flipped and thought I was going to delete her??? Well how can I do that? I can't do that!!! So now i've got an comment on my house saying I believe I have power, NO i don't believe that, it's a non-fiction wiki!!! Get it? NON-FICTION, no real! And I really find it odd punishing me with such a comment with my wiki, when there are wiki's saying ugly things about gays, Do you understand that, I don't, please rid my comment, AND I WILL DELETE the Morag TongThat sounds fair to me.

2005-04-06 [Solitiaum]: o.o; Uhm... dont you mean fictional wiki? As in its not real?

2005-04-06 [Dwemer]: Well well, i'm really not that glad with that comment up in my house, I've made a wiki called Morag Tong which is an fantasy wiki about assasins that could kill members ^_^ !!! Now one of the other members flipped and thought I was going to delete her??? Well how can I do that? I can't do that!!! So now i've got an comment on my house saying I believe I have power, NO i don't believe that, it's a non-fiction wiki!!! Get it? NON-FICTION, no real! And I really find it odd punishing me with such a comment with my wiki, when there are wiki's saying ugly things about gays, Do you understand that, I don't, please rid my comment, AND I WILL DELETE the Morag TongThat sounds fair to me.

2005-04-06 [Dwemer]: Ow sorry yeah that's what i tried to say

2005-04-06 [Solitiaum]: You dont have to delete your wiki just to make a deal with the guards... At least you SHOULDNT have to *meaningful look at guards*

2005-04-06 [Dwemer]: I understand, but that doesn't clear the comment upon my house? I'm not mad, i just don't understand

2005-04-06 [Solitiaum]: Lemme see what I can cook up in the way of getting that taken down, kay?

2005-04-06 [Dwemer]: Yeah I would be very glad, because i'm the last person who wants trouble believe me!

2005-04-06 [Solitiaum]: Im not a guard, so I cant do it myself, but I can ask someone who can to do the favor for me... I should have enough pull, being a member of the Council and all...

2005-04-06 [Dwemer]: And (i know i'm much-asking) do you possibly know why I got the comment?

2005-04-06 [Solitiaum]: I wouldnt know, no... Im guessing that said person who thought you were going to delete her left a message on your house for the guards...

2005-04-06 [Dwemer]: But do you think the guards will be able to get rid of the comment *sad person*

2005-04-06 [Solitiaum]: [1st Font] just did for you, and verbally spanked the guard that put it up there to begin with. *smiles*

2005-04-06 [Dwemer]: I'm so very glad ^^ I knew you could do it!!! Also thanx [1st Font] for me!!!

2005-04-06 [Whim]: Yes, thanks Font for fixing the problem. Hurray for verbal spankings! Does this please the UN, Dwemer?

2005-04-06 [*_*]: hey allcan some one hellp me with java program

2005-04-07 [Whim]: No, they cannot help you with your java program. Ask someone on the java forums or the java wiki or wherever the hell it is you get your coffee from.

2005-04-07 [*_*]: lol ok

2005-04-07 [Dwemer]: Yeah it does [Whim] , i'm sure it pleases all of us ^_^ !

2005-04-08 [Whim]: Dwemer, if you have a problem with a member, make a guard report. It's not your place to tell them what to do, so stop making threats to members. And when you are disciplined, don't go behind the back of the guard who attempted to correct you. If you have a problem, make a guard report or take it up with the guard who did whatever to you.

2005-04-08 [Whim]: Sairah, you knew damn well that I put the SS-comment on his house. If YOU have a problem, you don't go behind my back either. You come to me with your problems. You do not go above me until you have spoken to me first. You're not even a guard. You have pracitically no authority here, although you'd like to pretend that you are a guard or the even the warden, you're not. So don't go behind my back when it comes to matters you know nothing at all about.

2005-04-08 [Dwemer]: I understand [Whim] it will not happen again...

2005-04-08 [Whim]: Right. Now this doesn't mean you're not allowed to express your opinion or even protest a little, but you keep demanding things like you run the place. On top of that, you keep threatening people with this "UN law" nonsense. This site is not ruled by UN law. We allow whatever we want to allow as long as it doesn't lead to breaking federal laws.

2005-04-08 [Dwemer]: I understand 100% , Please don't be mad at Sairahiniel, she was not the one threatening members *nods shamely*...

2005-04-08 [Whim]: Sairah is being fussed at for a somewhat private matter--a private matter which I am making public.

2005-04-10 [Solitiaum]: O_O Holy f-n crap. WTF did I do?! I didnt know you made that damned comment on his house! And I *told* him that Im not a guard. Duh. I was going based on what I was *told*, Brett, not on things that I cannot see that you can in messages and shit. You and I never have problems like this, and you know me better, or SHOULD know me better than to think that I would KNOWINGLY do something like that! Ugh. *turns and walks away before she says something she will later regret*

2005-04-10 [Solitiaum]: *stalks back a second later to add something to that* And I went to [1st Font] because he happened to be on. Not because he's above you in this wierd set of friggin chain of command. I dont get to see who made SS messages, Whim, I dont have the privs to do that. As you so blatently pointed out, Im just a lowly Council member. *walks away again*

2005-04-10 [Whim]: Regardless of that, A guard did put it there for a reason. And since you so proudly stated that the person responsible was to get a "verbal spanking" then you did know that you were getting A guard in trouble. It doesn't matter which guard it was.

2005-04-10 [Solitiaum]: I didnt oh so proudly state anything. I just put there what Alan told me.

2005-04-22 [NellaGrl]: I would really like it if someone would tell [washington lover for you] to leave me the hell alone, he keeps saying I'm a guy when I am CHICK and keeps bugging and bugging me, please do something about this, Thanks.

2005-04-22 [Solitiaum]: Leave a report to the guards via the leave a report to the guards box at the bottom of his presentation.

2005-04-25 [hello]: the sad part is that you could be a guy...no one really knows. i would bet that you are one myself....

2005-04-25 [Solitiaum]: o.o; Me? If you need proof of my gender I have a webcam, sweety...

2005-04-25 [hello]: not you...i was talking about the other one

2005-04-25 [Solitiaum]: Ever so nice to know...

2005-04-25 [hello]: i bet

2005-04-25 [Solitiaum]: *chuckles softly, shaking her head, then turns and walks away*

2005-04-26 [NellaGrl]: I'm not a guy...god...you people are so stupid.

2005-04-26 [Agile Panda, Master of Panda Lotus]: How do become a elfpack guard?

2005-04-26 [Solitiaum]: How To Gain an EP Title

2005-04-26 [Yuriona]: Sheesh... maybe we should start handing out 'I Can't Read' badges. *rolls eyes*

2005-04-26 [Whim]: I kind of tried that once. I got in trouble for it...hehe.

2005-04-26 [Solitiaum]: !! LMAO!!

2005-05-01 [UncleBuzzie]: there is never a guard around when you need one :p

2005-05-02 [sick little suicide]: i have a nuther site and some one changed my password, what do i do??

2005-05-02 [Sunrose]: Message [Hedda] :)

2005-05-04 [Dark Bones]: What in the world must one do for the mayor to put us as a gaurd????

2005-05-04 [Sunrose]: There is no mayor here...and you need to be trusted..

2005-05-04 [rocker_reject]: why was [RabidSphinx] banned?

2005-05-04 [Whim]: Why WASN'T she banned? lol.

2005-05-04 [Iron-wulf]: LOL thats funny as hell.

2005-05-04 [Starr]: Is being called a 'lemon' and 'lezzie' and being slightly harrased about your sexuality by a 13 year old worth reporting her? Or would it be a waste of the Guards time?

2005-05-04 [Whim]: Lemon like a fruit or lemon like a defective product?

2005-05-04 [Starr]: I'm not sure, so I asked her and she seems to not appreciate the fact that I'm not heterosexual

2005-05-04 [Whim]: hmmm...well, if possible, just ignore her and block her. That would be preferred.

2005-05-04 [Starr]: Alright, thanks

2005-05-05 [hello]: [Whim] always knows how to satisfy the lezzies, hehe

2005-05-05 [Solitiaum]: *baps hello* be good.

2005-05-06 [DragonsAngel]: .......

2005-05-06 [hello]: nah, not today

2005-05-07 [Osborn#67]: what do you guys mean by "elftown has died?"

2005-05-07 [Sunrose]: It's down..the server doesn't have enough memory. You should donate some money :p

2005-05-07 [Osborn#67]: i don't have money, you mean it doesn't have enough money to run anymore?

2005-05-07 [Sunrose]: It says memory, not money. And you need money to buy more memory. Computers don't run on money :P