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Elfpack was originally created for members of Elftown who were either banned, or who were not interested in art and sci-fi. The rules on Elfpack are not as strict as they are on Elftown, but you should still look at the Elfpack Rules. Remember, not knowing a rule doesn't excuse breaking it.
The Guards are here to answer any rule or banning based questions you have about Elfpack, and to help members having difficulties on the site.
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Guard Captain


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Malevolent [Stephen]

Guard Sergeants


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Roaring [kittykittykitty]
The Obsessed [Orestez]

Guards


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Kinky [Ringbearer]
Monstrous [djxmonster]


Why so many Guard Positions?


<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Captain is the person you complain to if you think a Guard is being unfair or biased.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Sergeants are the people who handle message harassment reports.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guards handle the rest. ;)
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Do you want to be a Guard?

Before even trying to be a Guard, you need to be on the Council. Guards are chosen from among the senior Council members. They need to be active, have good social skills, stay level-headed in heated situations, know the workings and rules of Elfpack extremely well and have the trust of the Wardens.
Don't annoy the Guards by asking to be one. It's not even their decision.
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2005-03-04 [hello]: i never said it was my property, but more like the property of the public.

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Which it is not, public wiki means it is viewable by public.

2005-03-04 [hello]: so if there is a wiki that talks about you being an idiot or some sort of derogatory comment and the owner tells you to leave, all you can do it look at it? The public doesnt want to view things they can not discuss

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: If a member is specifically harassed on a wiki, they should report it to the Guards. I think we know discussion was not the goal here :)

2005-03-04 [hello]: no it was not...it was just so i could talk to you again, beautiful ^_^

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Haha! Don't suck up to me in public! :P

2005-03-04 [hello]: haha...how about i just suck you in private?

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: :O

2005-03-04 [hello]: ;)

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: hehe!

2005-03-04 [hello]: boy, people may start to believe that we have secret rendezvous' or something....

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Ssshush! :p

2005-03-04 [hello]: Ooops...did that slip?

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: caught you again [Sunrose] in the act!

2005-03-04 [hello]: ........

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: god [hello] reminds me of an asshole at my school

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Well most people have assholes...so wouldn't all people remind you of one?

2005-03-04 [hello]: why do you look at assholes at your school? is that your fetish?

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: no i don't, that is what dylan said to me once, are you dylan??

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: :D

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: LOL god this is a funny site

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: my life is funnier!!

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: omg...that is soooo inviting to say some words :p

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: man this is funnier then elftown meh maybe i should hide my bubble here

2005-03-04 [hello]: yeah it is...

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: ?? {hello} are you dylan hanson daugtery?

2005-03-04 [hello]: depends on the day...

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: oh noes not the bubble!

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: oh man shes good at finding my bubble O.

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: nothing depends on the day! if you run like that i don't think you have the right to critizes people and their origins!

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Err??

2005-03-04 [hello]: uhh....do you even know what you are talking about?

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: i have no idea :s

2005-03-04 [hello]: i think i do....

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: not really, sorry i am thinking of someone else right now, he is a neo nazi in my group that i have to put up with

2005-03-04 [hello]: uhh...yeah, i dont think i am one of those....

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: sorry he was pissing me off today so i got angered easily

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Guards don't do therapysessions ;p

2005-03-04 [hello]: neither does this random member...

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: hehehe

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: goodness *bangs head against table*

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: i wasn't looking for a therapist, i theraten my last therapist that i would casterate him if i didn't see improvement

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: *tackles a random person*

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: ouch that hurt *falls*

2005-03-04 [hello]: at least we know why you need a therapist now...

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: *throws pebbles*

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: meow

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: cocoa peebles are awesome

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: evil cat *runs at rainedrop with a bat*

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: No chat! omg!

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: evil cat *runs at rainedrop with a bat*

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: hehehehe *falls again*

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: *chats with Sunrose* :O

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: is rainedrop there *looks around*

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: ooooh! >.>  <.<  >.>

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: damn i lost her *shrugs* oh well *throws bat away*

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: *runs into a brick wall*

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: *comes back now that there isn't a crazy person *with* a bat*...ello...just checking everything i have missed in the last week...meow...i have 31 messages now...

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: *lol* 31?? *dies*

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: *does CPR*

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: 32 now...*sighs* i'm not sure how long it will take me to gothrough them

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: most ressisitate

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: oops...33 now...(x_x)

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: i think i am number 32... oh looks its rainedrop *grabs a hockey stick*

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: Sorry Raine.. One was from me.. ^^;;;;;

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: *sighs* once i get through all the wiki "cahges" and "comments" alerts, i can start on the messages...then i have to do a LOT of editing on my house...then maybe i can sleep

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sleep good

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: all i know is i am one of the messangers

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: damn we all need sleep or we can't focus at oru daily lives (i know i don't^^)

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: Sleep is for the weak! I'm a night owl, but I do have to sleep at night cause of class

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: i sleep in class *luaghs* my teacher threw a book at me today....again

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: i'm still working on the wiki alerts

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: poor you

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: (x_x)

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: i need alerts when i get a book thrown at me

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: *throws pebbles*

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: *eats the pebbles*

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: :O

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: were those pebbles aimed at me? if so then i appoint asrun my warning system

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: *throws around [Asrun]*

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: cocoa peebles are still good

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: coccoa peebles?

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: through my messages...most of them were "hi" or "why are you banned?" like they expect me to respond right away to any of that? sheesh

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: lol poor raindrop

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: now i have to edit my house alot

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: *is thrown around* Hey! >O

2005-03-04 [Osborn#67]: *stares blankly at the sky*

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: indeed how sad :(

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: [Asrun] = pebbles? where is that bone in your hair? :D

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: omg. :O I DO have the red hair

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Hihihihihi! :D

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: :D 

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: i was thinking of dying mine black

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: mine is half black. :O I did undercolour

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: my underlayer is black...but the top is still nasty dirty blonde... XP

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: >.>

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: My entire head was nasty dirty blond. :B It looks okay with blond hightlights, but alone.. BLEH

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: my hair sucks...i think i will dye it black...dirty blonde hair sucks monkey balls

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: :O you are insulting me!

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: more myself actually...your hair is more golden blonde sunrose....or are you a monkey that sucks balls? if so, i'm sorry then... :P

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: omg! depends what balls @.@ they have these wineballs though :P

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: i like the drink "Blue balls"...(^_^)

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: oohw never heard of that :/

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: Hahhaha.. Blue balls as a drink.. FUNNY.. :P

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: ooooooooooooooooo blue balls brings back memories......god that sounded awful

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: yes...it's yummy...*sighs*

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: I like my amaretto sours.... HEY! You're too young to drink, Rainedrop! :P

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: stop talking! I am going to bed! :P

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: why? :D

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: ooo

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: i like hard lemonaid

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: hard lemonaid is okay.. I don't like fizzie stuff much though

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: yeah...it hurts my stomach...i don't even drink Soda

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: Same.. Only on rare occassions. It doesn't hurt my stomach, I just don't like it

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: i myself quit drinking i used to drink smirnoff like it was water o.o

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: i don't drink really...had a few drinks before, that's it...and bubbles hurt my stomach

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: Amaretto sours have no bubbles and taste yummy. :D

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: i still don't drink? what good comes from it? i think that's why i can't find BFs though...i don't drink...

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: Drinking should have no bearing on that.. Besides, you wouldn't want the men who frequent bars.. All they want is a quick lay for the night.  I only drink at parties.. I never go to bars(been 3 times total)... I'm not a big drinker

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: but i don't like dating guys that drink at *all* and that means i can't *find* a guy...(-_-)

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: As long as they don't over do it, it's not a bad thing.. It's when it gets out of control that there's a problem

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: i just like nice clean cut, decent guys...but they don't exist...so i'm doomed to die alone

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: They do exist, you just need to know where to look. Wait until college, everything changes

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: i *am* in collage....or of the age...i'm not going to collage

2005-03-04 [Asrun]: Well, if you do go to one, you'll notice. People in college (boys) realise that it's time to grow up. At least the mature ones do.

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: i am *not* going to collage...i dropped out of highschool...and i still can't find any decent guys...the ones i like are creeps, and the ones that like me are only beautiful or anything close to it on the *inside*....

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: i myself, am a graduate of ITT Tech

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: good for you...*sighs*...i'm just very tired of being lonely...but ANYWaYS...i just edited the CRAP out of my house...i still hate it, but it's the best i can do at the moment...hurray for me...

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: worry not mam, you will find some one,

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: HAHAHAHAA! yeah, that was funny...thanks for the laugh though

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: come on, what has you so down? :(

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: alot of things...one of which me being perpetually single...but Raine's personal problems should not be disscussed on public wiki...that i have learned in the past is a no-no

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: i used to know the exact thing, but i am now getting married, it is weird, right when you least expect it love comes along, and that person sweeps you off your feet, forever fading out the hurt that you have faced,

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: that sounds nice...grossly false of course...but still really sweet...but i live in a little place called "the real world" and there, there be no one for little freakies like RaineDrop

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: do you honestly think i am the best looking man running amoke? No I am not, yet when i thought that love would never find me, it did,

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: well, being fugly, fat, and flat are only a few of many issues and problemos that are keeping me from finding someone...

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: you are not ugly, i am sorry,

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: HAHAHA! okay, stop, you are going to make me wake up my family with all my laughter...just drop it...little RaineDrop ain't ever finding a guy...might as well become a lesbian...plenty of woman out there with low standars...just want anything that doesn't have a penis...

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: LOL poor you you are so decieved by what your self esteem tells you

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: no...just what my mirror shows me...

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: why does the mirro tell you that?

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: because that is what it sees...the truth...that is what mirrors are good for...they *can't* lie...

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: but the person percieving the view can see a false image ;)

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: i see just what is there..........GRRRRRRRR! RaineDrop is talking about personal issues on wiki again! FUCK! i'm going to bed....

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: it is ok if you wish you can speak to me in private

2005-03-04 [Solitiaum]: OMG you said penis!!!!!1!!!1111!! :o

2005-03-04 [RabidSphinx]: yes...i guess i did....(^_^)

2005-03-04 [Solitiaum]: *smerch* weebee!

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: lesbians take anything without a penis? >.>

2005-03-04 [Solitiaum]: hehe...

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: hmmmmmmmmm

2005-03-05 [RabidSphinx]: the ones around here do [Sunrose] (thus my low opinion of Lesbians and Bisexuals more than anything else)...Kenmore Lesbians are nasty....and they smell funny...ithey hit on me all the time...they are the only ones that bother to hit on me, and they aint suttle...they sort'a grab my ass and ask if i'm "gay yet"....i say "no, not yet..." and then they offer the help...that's usually when i punch them in the head and get written up...

2005-03-06 [Sunrose]: Yea, but if you look at it like that: there are a lot of horny pimps and sluts on Elfpack. Them being straight/gay/lesbian is irrelevant, since it's equally devided...

2005-03-06 [RabidSphinx]: yeah, but in my life, the only ones that hit on me and grab my ass are lesbians...

2005-03-06 [Sunrose]: In my life I've never been hit on by a lesbian. That I know of anyway.

2005-03-06 [1st Font]: I have!!!

2005-03-06 [Ihsahn]: so have i o.o

2005-03-06 [bluesoulsearcher]: I have too...oh wait that was a dream.

2005-03-06 [Osborn#67]: hey i am still banned, can someone tell me how long it will take?

2005-03-06 [NellaGrl]: Could someone please do something about [Pirate Tosh] he keeps bothering me its kinda annoying and is saying he is giving me a virus....could you do something about this. thanks.

2005-03-06 [Sunrose]: [Osborn#67]: how so are you banned? you are here aren't you? // [NellaGrl]: next time report the member by using the guard-report system (button on members house that says 'send report to guards') :)

2005-03-06 [Sunrose]: And [Pirate Tosh] never sent you a message -_-

2005-03-06 [Osborn#67]: i mean on elftown, my friend sent me an important message i need t get!!

2005-03-06 [Asrun]: [Osborn#67] Go here Ambassadore exilios. There's nothing anyone else on Elfpack can do for you.

2005-03-06 [Osborn#67]: ok thanks asrun

2005-03-07 [Osborn#67]: hey how do i get a job here?

2005-03-07 [1st Font]: People who can't read don't get jobs here for a start.

2005-03-07 [Osborn#67]: oops i didn't mean to type "here", what i meant was how do we get jobs for other work?

2005-03-07 [Solitiaum]: huh?

2005-03-07 [Osborn#67]: *sighs* nevermind

2005-03-07 [Sunrose]: :D

2005-03-07 [Iron-wulf]: ^_*

2005-03-07 [Ihsahn]: i am bored

2005-03-07 [RabidSphinx]: congrats

2005-03-11 [hello]: [Iron-wulf]: does your smiley have a black eye?? haha

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: Nah man hes winking. At sexy [Sunrose] lol.

2005-03-11 [hello]: haha...o ok

2005-03-11 [RabidSphinx]: it looks like someone punched him...(^_^)

2005-03-11 [hello]: that smiley slapped me on the ass...i had no choice

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: LOL. Man you guys dont know a wink when you see it gah.

2005-03-11 [RabidSphinx]: (^_-) sure i do...

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: Ohh damn thats not the way i do it. what about this one. Tell me what this one is )))))))))))))))}

2005-03-11 [hello]: hahaha....i know what that is...hahahahahaa

2005-03-11 [Solitiaum]: ^.~

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: What about this come on boys and girls take a guess \/

2005-03-11 [RabidSphinx]: (>.<) it looks like a "v" to me...

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: then add this part inder it ()

2005-03-11 [hello]: hahahhaa...i know that one as well....come on, give me a tough one

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: ok here goes. B))))))))))}.........()

2005-03-11 [RabidSphinx]: (>_<) ewww...

2005-03-11 [hello]: haha...what's wrong raine? you should remember that one from that field last night...

2005-03-11 [Solitiaum]: lmao

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: What its only a slingshot?

2005-03-11 [hello]: that is it....

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: Yeah its shooting at a hole with its white pellets. Man the dirty minds out here.

2005-03-11 [hello]: i knew what it was...cause me and raine were shooting out slingshots yesterday...people are just nasty

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: Yeah dude. God i cant believe some of the minds here.

2005-03-11 [hello]: And this is a Guards wiki....what are people thinking?

2005-03-11 [RabidSphinx]: *slaps hello* shut up that's no ones business! *runs away blushing red* :P

2005-03-11 [Iron-wulf]: You shouldnt be shy of a littel "slinging" now should you.

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