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Elfpack was originally created for members of Elftown who were either banned, or who were not interested in art and sci-fi. The rules on Elfpack are not as strict as they are on Elftown, but you should still look at the Elfpack Rules. Remember, not knowing a rule doesn't excuse breaking it.
The Guards are here to answer any rule or banning based questions you have about Elfpack, and to help members having difficulties on the site.
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Guard Captain


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Malevolent [Stephen]

Guard Sergeants


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Roaring [kittykittykitty]
The Obsessed [Orestez]

Guards


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Kinky [Ringbearer]
Monstrous [djxmonster]


Why so many Guard Positions?


<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Captain is the person you complain to if you think a Guard is being unfair or biased.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Sergeants are the people who handle message harassment reports.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guards handle the rest. ;)
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Do you want to be a Guard?

Before even trying to be a Guard, you need to be on the Council. Guards are chosen from among the senior Council members. They need to be active, have good social skills, stay level-headed in heated situations, know the workings and rules of Elfpack extremely well and have the trust of the Wardens.
Don't annoy the Guards by asking to be one. It's not even their decision.
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2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: no, just from what i know about other jack-asses i *have* meet that are covered in flies and ticks, they are stinky...

2005-01-20 [hello]: yeah i bet...is he standing there beside you??? NAKED??? hehe

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: ewww...(>.<)...no, actually, i'm alone, and sad...but, hey, the busy signal on my BF's line is always there to keep me company...

2005-01-20 [hello]: o i bet....you should come over to bush haters association and make fun of people with me...it will be fun, it will relieve you of some boredom ^_^

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: i'm not bored...just depressed...i think i will have a quick nap before not eating dinner, not talking to my bf, and not doing anything of any great meaning tonight...*sighs*...

2005-01-20 [Whim]: that's a good plan. I'm gonna eat though cause I'm hungry and incapable of getting fat.

2005-01-20 [hello]: well that can get you out of your depression...

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: actually, i did just eat dinner...4 pieces of cauliflower!

2005-01-20 [Whim]: I wish I had some steak. Possibly chicken. Fried chicken...hehe.

2005-01-20 [Whim]: actually, any kind of meat would do. I'm sick of crackers and shitty cheese...hehe.

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: i have stake in the kitchen...but i didn't eat any...just a scoop of cauliflower....

2005-01-20 [hello]: i have a question...what kind of plastic surgery did i have?

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: meh?

2005-01-20 [hello]: i just saw what the comment above my house said....i found it funny. 

2005-01-20 [Whim]: I think font wrote the comment, hello

2005-01-20 [Whim]: and yuck...cauliflower...ewww. I need meat.

2005-01-20 [hello]: yeah, i figure he did. but it was still funny as shit. 

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: i would eat meat, if it were chicken or something, but beef is just too fatty...

2005-01-20 [Whim]: what about fish?

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: that 's an "or something"...i don't like most fish, because of the texture of the meat though...

2005-01-20 [Whim]: what's wrong with the texture?

2005-01-20 [hello]: it tastes like shit

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: it is, like, layery, and, eww...i just can't stand it...(>.<)

2005-01-20 [Whim]: because it's layered? Wow...it's like damn near impossible to find people who like fish these days. I was pretty much raised on it...lol.

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: well, personal tastes...i like tuna if that makes you feel any better...(^_^)

2005-01-20 [Whim]: no, it's not the same.

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: um...i like fishsticks

2005-01-20 [hello]: i like chicken, cow, and pig. fish suck

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: i don't eat pork, or beef...well, beef sometimes...but never pork really...

2005-01-21 [Whim]: Are you jewish?

2005-01-21 [RabidSphinx]: nope...just don't like those meats...they are icky...but, i raise both steer and swine for slaughter

2005-01-21 [hello]: thats cool

2005-01-21 [Trevnor]: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-01-21 [RabidSphinx]: *slaughters [Trevnor]*

2005-01-24 [1st Font]: *deleted some crap* From your friendly council member me :{

2005-01-24 [Sunrose]: I wnr be gaurd!

2005-01-24 [RabidSphinx]: hey everyone...i'm taking a break...life is too stressfull...if i actually die atteption to live...sorry...bye EP

2005-01-24 [Whim]: ...?

2005-01-24 [Sunrose]: uhm okay..

2005-01-24 [Trevnor]: EAT ME!

2005-01-24 [Sunrose]: BITE ME!

2005-01-24 [Trevnor]: *Bites*

2005-01-24 [Sunrose]: :O

2005-01-24 [Trevnor]: :P

2005-01-26 [kewt~azian~gurl]: come see Jumpsteady naked! -- mssg me for instant access to the wiki!

2005-01-27 [Trevnor]: who?

2005-01-27 [RabidSphinx]: don't worry about it...

2005-01-27 [Trevnor]: DO monkey's get marid?

2005-01-27 [Sunrose]: they do on the day you marry :P

2005-01-27 [;;;;;]: whats this tripe all about then dude

2005-01-27 [RabidSphinx]: my cat's breath smalls like catfood....

2005-01-28 [Trevnor]: smell?

2005-01-28 [*_*]: lol

2005-01-28 [RabidSphinx]: yes...sorry...my cat was actually on my lap, attacking my hands as i typed...she does that often...(>.<) say hi [Rainedrop]...

2005-01-29 [Trevnor]: Meow

2005-02-04 [dragonfun]: fuck you

2005-02-04 [hello]: hahahaaaa....where the hell did that come from?? hahahahahaaa

2005-02-04 [fetishfaerie]: How could I report something to the guards? Someone called "dragonfun" deleted one of my wikis, and I think they're probably going to go around deleting other stuff, too... just for the fun of it.

2005-02-04 [Whim]: They've been delt with already. What's your wiki? I'll see if I can fix it.

2005-02-04 [RabidSphinx]: what an asshole....i fixed it for you sweetie...you just have to go to edit the page, and go to the last page edit is all...yeah, he was an asshole...[Whim], has he been banned? it was the footwear fetish you can see his edit the page edit before since i just fixed it...i love that wiki...you can see lots of my shoes there...(^_^)

2005-02-04 [fetishfaerie]: Thanks. I know you could reload the page, but.. argh. What a pain. Someone like that would just keep deleting it.

2005-02-04 [Whim]: He's been super banned...muahahaha!

2005-02-04 [RabidSphinx]: yeah....wiki deleters like that i believe are just automatically banned...just because, if allowed to stay, they would just do it again and again...i see them all the time...i have fixed soo many wiki for people...even thought it isn't *technically* in my job description on this site as a volunteer...i help the people that don’t know how to restore their wiki and report the person that did it.

2005-02-04 [Whim]: well, generally it's nothing that a quick 5 second fix can't remedy, but this particular person hit several wikis, was actually banned, yet still kept at it, so I super banned him.

2005-02-04 [RabidSphinx]: also, [dragonfun] deleted the beetles wiki and left the message "get fucked" which i also restored...only those two wiki i am personally watching got deleted by him, but i'm sure there are more that haven't been fixed yet.

2005-02-04 [RabidSphinx]: alright...way to be whim...people like him just annoy me...not that i can't fix it, but they think that doing that to someone elses wiki has some sort of point...

2005-02-04 [Whim]: he hit the giffie pets, badges, and a few other things, but those have all been fixed. If he got anything else, then someone will fix it.

2005-02-04 [Whim]: well, if it's funny, we can all share a good laugh and move on, but such non-creative and pointless destruction is just boring and retarded.

2005-02-04 [Asrun]: *deletes the Guard page* I R SO FUNNAH! :3

2005-02-04 [RabidSphinx]: honeslty...going to a virgin wiki, deleting it, and telling them to "get fucked already" has no point...what does that person get out of it?

2005-02-04 [Asrun]: They laugh by themselves? :B

2005-02-04 [RabidSphinx]: i guess so...i am looking through the wiki and he so far also hit the *Anime Spot* and i fixed it...would it be alright if i just go through and fix all the messed up wiki i find? or am i overstepping my position

2005-02-04 [Whim]: Why can't people be more creative with their mischief. If you're going to do something like that, at least entertain me...lol.

2005-02-04 [Whim]: you can fix it if you have the ability. I'm sure people don't mind contructive editing.

2005-02-04 [hello]: hahahahaaa......you know good and well this is entertaining...*sheds a tear* it reminds me of a young boy who used to enjoy mischeif...hehe

2005-02-04 [RabidSphinx]: he did it to some other wiki...but i got tiredonce i got to letter "h" about...so i was like, screw it....we need to make the wiki index, like on ET with the letters....because we are getting a *lot* of wiki now and they take forever to go through

2005-02-05 [aarron]: so likw how do yoll become guards

2005-02-06 [Sunrose]: we won lottery tickets! :D

2005-02-06 [Asrun]: Sunrose cheated on hers

2005-02-06 [Sunrose]: did not! :O

2005-02-06 [Asrun]: Did too! You looked at my numbers

2005-02-06 [Sunrose]: Suuuure! You wish!

2005-02-06 [Asrun]: It's true!

2005-02-06 [Sunrose]: Not!! Pssh! You were just jealous about that jackpot-thing..

2005-02-06 [Asrun]: :( You stole my numbers for that too

2005-02-06 [Sunrose]: You weren't even there!

2005-02-07 [Asrun]: Was too! :( You were sneaky with that mirror of yours and stuff...

2005-02-07 [Sunrose]: Suuure! You are now showing everyone how you tried to steal My numbers!

2005-02-07 [Asrun]: Am not!

2005-02-07 [RabidSphinx]: RD misses her internet

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: *kisses guards!* MWAH! you people are great! ^_^

2005-02-07 [Sunrose]: *hugs RD* Hello [Love like Winter.]! ^^

2005-02-07 [Sunrose]: [Asrun]: YES!!

2005-02-07 [Solitiaum]: o_O;; and *this* is what the guards do all day.... arent they supposed to be doing.... guardy things??

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: Hiya! Other than being kissed by random members like myself?

2005-02-07 [Solitiaum]: O_O *kisses RG* hahahahah!!!

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: *Sits and smiles* Its nice to be loved back :D

2005-02-07 [Asrun]: Where are my kisses? :(

2005-02-07 [Solitiaum]: Asrun! *smerch*

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: Your a guard so you already got one from me :)

2005-02-07 [Solitiaum]: hehe

2005-02-07 [Sunrose]: I did my guardy things! hehehe... *smoochers [Asrun]*

2005-02-07 [Asrun]: Yay! ^.^ *smoooooochies everyone*

2005-02-07 [Solitiaum]: she did her goddess things too o.o

2005-02-07 [Sunrose]: ;-)

2005-02-08 [Love like Winter.]: Hey, can someone put a secret comment on my house please?

2005-02-08 [Sunrose]: With?

2005-02-08 [Love like Winter.]: huh?

2005-02-08 [Asrun]: What do you want it to say.. Or else, [Sunrose] will just put up what she wants.. And you don't want that... XD

2005-02-08 [Love like Winter.]: Haha... should I send some one a messege or just post it here?

2005-02-08 [Asrun]: Post it here I guess. :O *shrugs*

2005-02-08 [Sunrose]: LOL! XD I would ahahaha!

2005-02-08 [Love like Winter.]: Uh ok.... I've been getting a lot of messeges asking me to 'flash' for people and show more revealing pictures... I''m modest! lol... Also, I appreciate that people have their own opinions but I'm an advet Good Charlotte fan... If some don't like them, thats cool, I just don't want hate mail about it! Thanks ^_^

2005-02-08 [Love like Winter.]: Thanks SR! your a star!

2005-02-09 [Sunrose]: You already saw what I put there? ^^

2005-02-09 [Love like Winter.]: Sha! Mwhahaha, I have my ways!

2005-02-09 [RabidSphinx]: i like the message...very nice way of just telling everyone to fuck off...(^_^)

2005-02-09 [Love like Winter.]: Haha... I don't want everyone to fuck off, just the asswholes.

2005-02-09 [Sunrose]: ;-)

2005-02-10 [RabidSphinx]: mine is just very simple...lol...

2005-02-10 [RabidSphinx]: [ZorlacWarlord] deleted the wiki list under fanclubs and unions and all that...i fixed it but reported him....

2005-02-13 [Prettyinpink2]: How do you report something to the guards???

2005-02-13 [Love like Winter.]: There is a 'report this member' button on everyone's house. Its beside the 'list this members relations' button. Sorry, just thought I'd help *wonders off*

2005-02-16 [Solitiaum]: *pets* thanks for helping!

2005-02-16 [Love like Winter.]: hehe, no problem :)

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: does anyone have conmunitcations with elftown?

2005-02-24 [1st Font]: A lot of us do.

2005-02-24 [Asrun]: There's a wiki on EP that has a list of ETers

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: can some go to my account (same name) and tell me why i am blocked?

2005-02-24 [Asrun]: Uh, no. That's ET's problem. Not EPs

2005-02-24 [Asrun]: chances are, it's from the Uploading Art Rules. Most people get banned for it

2005-02-24 [1st Font]: If you are banned on Et You are banned for a reason... and you probably got warnings.

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: nope on warnigns and no uploaded images, that is kinda retarded cause i have a brother with an account on elftown also and he is banned from it also

2005-02-24 [Sunrose]: Yea, and thus if you want some good advice, you should go talk to our buddy [Whim] :)

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: i just sent him a message, and i think i got a warning from you when i first started my account on elftown for having my favorite group on my house

2005-02-24 [Sunrose]: Oooh okay, I will check. *checks* oook you tell good lies. You have reports on your house and were banned for violating the Uploading Art Rules :)

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: what the f***!? what images? i petty damn sure that i followed the rules

2005-02-24 [Sunrose]: No, apparantly you did not. Several times. After those several times you were banned.

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: oh ok, so how long am i banned?

2005-02-24 [Sunrose]: It doesn't say, so you might be stuck on elfpack forever..

2005-02-24 [Asrun]: Oh oh! :P Stuck with US!

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: damn i hope not, how long does it normally last?

2005-02-24 [Love like Winter.]: Thats not too bad... Elfpack is a pretty neat place (once you get used to being asked to cyber about 50 times and can run away from thugs *shurgs* ) lol!

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: well most of my friends from school are on elftown, and only a few are on here

2005-02-24 [Asrun]: Hey! We're not that bad! >:O

2005-02-24 [Asrun]: Riot: And you have me here to ban and yell at those thugs! >:O RAWR! XD Hehehe! *tackles her*

2005-02-24 [Love like Winter.]: Haha, I was just kidding. I like EP a lot more than ET.

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: i know it isn't that bad but like i said, i don't have many friends on here, can someone answer my question?

2005-02-24 [Asrun]: We don't know. Sunrose already said that it doesn't say on your report. And she's on the Council there.

2005-02-24 [Love like Winter.]: You'll make new ones, you just have to more social. Or you could talk your mates into joining Elfpack.

2005-02-24 [Asrun]: I've made lots of friends on EP.. Now I'm a guard, a harbringing, council... O_o; And I originally only came on here to yell at people for taking my ET welcome mats without asking. :P

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: working on that, please crack down on those cyber people cause they keep sending my and my brother [vadim] pictures of them naked

2005-02-24 [Love like Winter.]: Haha, yeah... I came here just to see what the big deal was, now I have over 70 relations and I'm a contractor and an artist.

2005-02-24 [Love like Winter.]: and your complaining?! Lol, ask them not to and if they still keep sending you those pictures, report them. Its the Elfpack Drill for goodness sake!

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: hmm i'm a nobody on here, hell all my good work is stuck on elftown (poems, art, wikis) soo sad i can work on time

2005-02-24 [Love like Winter.]: Hmmm, that is understandable.

2005-02-24 [Osborn#67]: well signing out now, if you get any updates on ym profile please inform me

2005-02-26 [Osborn#67]: i didn't know that i was to receive a badge

2005-03-01 [ShadowSong]: Man this has got to be such a sweet job....

2005-03-01 [De'ladrei]: yea if you ignore all the work they do and contantly getting harased for badges

2005-03-01 [Sunrose]: *hugs dela*

2005-03-01 [Asrun]: Hehhee.. "hi.. ho do u get a bade? i wan to b a gard."

2005-03-01 [Sunrose]: omg! i wnr b gaurd 2!

2005-03-01 [Asrun]: n u can't b. I ask 1st

2005-03-01 [1st Font]: can i b 1?

2005-03-01 [Asrun]: no u can not. u r stupd. go fuk ur mom. hahahah!!!111 i rok. u suk. pwn

2005-03-01 [1st Font]: Omg u r all evil ere!  W  .  T  .  F

2005-03-01 [Love like Winter.]: And these are the people resonsable for looking after elfpack *sighs and shakes her head*

2005-03-01 [Sunrose]: double-j00-tee-eff!

2005-03-01 [1st Font]: MG WTF

2005-03-02 [Sunrose]: :D

2005-03-02 [Osborn#67]: god i think i could be a better job then you!! ( just joking)

2005-03-02 [Asrun]: Probably.

2005-03-02 [1st Font]: Well at least he got the name right 'god'

2005-03-02 [Asrun]: Hahahha

2005-03-02 [De'ladrei]: *huggels the sunrose* lol @ font, damn straight he did ^_-

2005-03-02 [Osborn#67]: *stares blankly at everyone*

2005-03-02 [De'ladrei]: ppft oh you :p silly silly. we are all mad here, its a well known fact...atlet i know im mad....*hmm*

2005-03-02 [Osborn#67]: how many people listen to heavy metal here?

2005-03-02 [De'ladrei]: depends. i listen to some

2005-03-02 [Asrun]: rock for me

2005-03-02 [Osborn#67]: i listen to modern opera, rock, punk, hard rock, metal heavy metal, death metal, alterinitive, and soft rock

2005-03-02 [De'ladrei]: actually i will listen to almost anything, i have even learned to endure techno what with it being the "hubby"'s kinda music, still cant stand cheesy pop though

2005-03-02 [Osborn#67]: i hate rap, and hip hop

2005-03-02 [De'ladrei]: rap...all thats missing is the c at the start of that word

2005-03-02 [Mr Popular 06]: hi

2005-03-03 [Osborn#67]: that is true

2005-03-03 [Sunrose]: OMG! I like all sorts of music, even crap! :P

2005-03-03 [De'ladrei]: *cannot stand it* lol

2005-03-03 [Sunrose]: :P

2005-03-03 [De'ladrei]: hehe XP

2005-03-04 [Ihsahn]: yes two people are not leaving my private wiki alone after i told them to leave they are harrassing me the names are [Iron-wulf] and [hello] on the wiki known as Elfpack Mafia

2005-03-04 [hello]: go look and see how it is harassment....and it is a public wiki, not a privte one....but he doesnt understand that

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Wikis are owned by members. That means they can tell you to leave it alone :)

2005-03-04 [hello]: do i have to listen?

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Actually, yes...

2005-03-04 [hello]: why?

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Consider it private property.

2005-03-04 [hello]: then why isnt it a private wiki?  doesnt it being a public wiki means that i can add in my thoughts? if i cant, it defeats the purpose of something being public

2005-03-04 [Sunrose]: Actually no. Making it private just means only people you invite can be there. It being public doesn't mean it is also your property.

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