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Elfpack was originally created for members of Elftown who were either banned, or who were not interested in art and sci-fi. The rules on Elfpack are not as strict as they are on Elftown, but you should still look at the Elfpack Rules. Remember, not knowing a rule doesn't excuse breaking it.
The Guards are here to answer any rule or banning based questions you have about Elfpack, and to help members having difficulties on the site.
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Malevolent [Stephen]

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The Obsessed [Orestez]

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Kinky [Ringbearer]
Monstrous [djxmonster]


Why so many Guard Positions?


<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Captain is the person you complain to if you think a Guard is being unfair or biased.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Sergeants are the people who handle message harassment reports.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guards handle the rest. ;)
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Before even trying to be a Guard, you need to be on the Council. Guards are chosen from among the senior Council members. They need to be active, have good social skills, stay level-headed in heated situations, know the workings and rules of Elfpack extremely well and have the trust of the Wardens.
Don't annoy the Guards by asking to be one. It's not even their decision.
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2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha! <img:http://www.pokemonaholic.com/pikarun.gif> look out! it's comming for you!

2005-01-18 [hello]: *jumps out of the way* that runaway pikachu almost got me...i better hide

2005-01-18 [*_*]: hey lol aww

2005-01-18 [hello]: *kicks [*_*]* is this your pikachu that almost hit me???

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: no...it's mine...his name is Buka...

2005-01-18 [hello]: why buka???

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: because the name of the blue-eyed old pikachu in the episod "Humunga-dunga" was named "Puka" but it *sounded* like it's name was "Buka" so that is what my best friend called it...and i named a pikachu "Buka" when i hatched it in one of my games and gave it to her...(^_^)

2005-01-18 [*_*]: hey dont kik me

2005-01-18 [bluesoulsearcher]: [Whim] I'm saying be very critical about who you send your money to. Sometimes they are not as altruistic as they claim.

2005-01-18 [hello]: *kicks [*_*] again for interrupting me*

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha...

2005-01-18 [*_*]: starts to bet the hel out of u [hello] no one kiks an <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/43856_1101045444.jpg>

2005-01-18 [*_*]: stops thats life b

2005-01-18 [hello]: hahahahaaa....that means nothing to me boy!!! *kicks you some more*

2005-01-18 [*_*]: f u am going to kiki the hell out of u but what i am going to stop i like ep to munch to bet the f out of you your not wort my time

2005-01-18 [hello]: what is kiki??? is that some gay porn that you like?

2005-01-18 [*_*]: no u fag u know what thats says that i think of gay porn ferst u such a fag

2005-01-18 [*_*]: but i am going to be nice because i like ep

2005-01-18 [Sunrose]: boring!

2005-01-18 [hello]: thats a great comeback....one day your intellectual prowess may become as great as mine and then you are allowed to challenge me in a game of wits...but i refuse to fight an unarmed opponent

2005-01-18 [*_*]: hahah right f u

2005-01-18 [hello]: can you tell me what i just said in a different way...or do you not have a clue?

2005-01-18 [*_*]: like i give a f about u ok

2005-01-18 [hello]: haha...you dont know what i was talking about!! hahahaa

2005-01-18 [*_*]: no i just dont give an f k

2005-01-18 [hello]: no..its not 'k'

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: I made a scarf. ^.^ It's so soft and waaarm

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: woot! i love my scarf! i have pictures of my with my scarf i love it so much...haha

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: This is one I just made. ^.^

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: is it one of those supper fuzzy ones everyone has now?

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: No, it's part mohair. ^.^ Just big and soft and waaarm.. I'm making a fuzzy-ish one now though.. Thinner than this one and in blues and greens with yarn called "Bernat Boa" and "Fun Fur" :D

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: cool! <img:http://www.pokemonaholic.com/pika36.gif> hehehe...i love mine...it's black and white stripes and it maches my hat...(^_^)

2005-01-18 [*_*]: how did u mack that

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: This one is pinks and oranges. ^.^ Sounds weird, but it's sooo night. ^____________^ I want to curl up in it. 

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: you can knit or croshay (sp?) a scarf

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: I cork. ^.^;; It's sortof like crochet.

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: yay! i didn't know how to spell that...and yeah, i have heard of that, though i don't know how to do that...i knit only...lol

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: It's easier than both of them.. ^.^;; I looked at knitting instructions and was like.. "WTF".. Then I saw my knitting teacher at work doing corking, and I was sold. :D I have 1 and 1/2 scarves done in less than 2 days

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: cool

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: Yah, it's fast and easy. ^.6 And pretty. I'm going to make one for my BF's mom. ^.^

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: cool...i plan to make a scarf for my bf and have Jack from Nightmare before x-mas on it...(^_^)

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: O______________________O Awesomeness

2005-01-18 [hello]: jack skellington kicks ass!!

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: yeah,....my Eli loves him, so i am making him a black scarf and getting a jack partch to put on it...(^_^)

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: That's my favourite movie. ;.;

2005-01-18 [hello]: thats my favorite world on kingdom hearts, hehe....

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: never played the game...and i thought the movie was just okay...but Eli likes it, so it makes shopping him easy...all i have to do is got to Hot Topic and steal some Nightmare stuff

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: i love pikachu...i have him all over my house...(^_^)

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: (^_^) chuuuuuu....

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: Blastoise rules! *dances*

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: i like Charazard myself...(^_^)

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: Shoot you down Hydro cannon.....

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: rock you with Seismic toss

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: that wont hurt a blastoise st is a weight based and blas is hevyer then char

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: true...oh-well, i could use Fly and avoid your attack for a turn...or swap my pokemon and send out my Furrit

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: Fly? would get hit by sky upper-cut

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: well, i swapped for my Furrit remember? so i'm a normal type, on the ground, and i love my furrit because he knows Quickattack, ice punch, fire punch...aaaannnd...Thunder punch! woot!

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: bring tunder and thanks for the hp i bred it With a lanturn

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: i forget what i bred my Furrit with...but it was an odd combo...*thinks* hmmm...i know his son ticky knew a fire attack when i hatched him...

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: ahh yea 37 try to get a squirtle with sky upper-cut and volt absorb

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: lol...wow...modivated aren't we? lol...i break charmander...but i can't remember spaciffics sonce my gold game was lost about a year ago with ALL my pokemon on it...god it was a good game i had going...

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: want to see my pokemon trev?

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: Da! fire red rules.

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: [djTM] should probably be watched all you guards...look what he has said in his house...

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: ack im to lazy...

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: you're not even a guard...this is acutal GUARD business for once...(^_^)

2005-01-18 [Trevnor]: *blinks*

2005-01-18 [Yuriona]: Well now... that one is certainly looking for trouble isn't he? It's pretty sad that he has nothing better to do with his time than be an asshole. *shrugs* Oh well... he'll probably get banned if he keeps this up.

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: yeah...i was alerted to his presence on here by a friend and i thought it *could* just be talk, but just incase some wiki or something get messed up, we would know it was him anyways, but at least we have a heads up

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: I've been watching him too.. Since I just got a message from him asking to cyber, then at the bottom saying "JUST KIDDING!!!!!"... At least he obviously read the message warning on my house.

2005-01-18 [Yuriona]: I just removed the image from his house. Ignorant piece of work he is.

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: Mmmhmmm.. I was going to leave it up for Hedda.. :P I'm sure he'd have some fun with the little punk

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: awesome...i had sent him a message last night asking him if he thought destroying things on websites like ET and being a total ass for no reason was sooo fun, how did he have grounds to call *anyone* that worked on the site a computer geek or nerd?...sort'a hypocritical if you ask me don't you think?

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: Yesh, very. :3 I'm no geek. I am a nerd.. But that's beside the point. >:O

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: i'm just a person with no life...really...but i'm not a guard, so he can't hate me right...(^_-)

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: Not at all. :D Rat. ;D

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: squeak squeak!

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: :B

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: ='v'= squeak

2005-01-18 [Sunrose]: well as for that person..there are many more of those on here. after all elfpack is the place where banned members from et go...hehe...so I don't think [Hedda] will be too worried about this, we've seen way worse things than this..

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: But it was a direct insult at his cat! He won't stand for that! :O Hedda loves his cats

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: hehehe...i have seen worse...angry people that need better direction in their lives...but hey, i thought i would give a heads up since i found him before he did anything...

2005-01-18 [Sunrose]: LOL! Only if he's really annoyed.. . Ah I hadn't seen the image yet LOL!

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: He has a cute kitty. ^.^

2005-01-18 [Sunrose]: yea.. ^^

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: i like his cat...i became a member of cathug...and guess what my user name is there...XD i really need to get more creative with my names...

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: Um... .Rainedrop? :D

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: woot! you win the prize! <img:http://members.aol.com/HomeNHeartCanada/johnc93.gif> you get an Eevee!!!

2005-01-18 [Sunrose]: LOL! Mine is the same everywhere as well you know.. :P

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: then you sunrose get a Growlithe....<img:http://www.pokemonaholic.com/growl99.gif>

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: Eevee is my fav. ^____________^

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: really? cool! it's one of mine too...i hope you like the eevee then!! (^_^)

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: Yesh! ^.^ eeeevvveeeee

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: i am making a pokemon wiki here called Pokemon Lovers United! hehehe...because i'm that much of a loser...(^_^)

2005-01-18 [Asrun]: ^.^

2005-01-18 [Sunrose]: I like psyduck! :D

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: OMG! Psyduck is one of my favorites! him and slowpoke!

2005-01-18 [Sunrose]: *^_^*

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: <img:http://members.aol.com/ravnzcries/teeniepsy.gif> Psy?

2005-01-18 [Sunrose]: :D

2005-01-18 [RabidSphinx]: =D

2005-01-19 [Asrun]: I have that Psyduck that quacks and moves when you make noise.. XD

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: haha...awesome!

2005-01-19 [Asrun]: Yeah. I love it. XD At one point it goes "Psy?" instead of just quacking, and it's body moves back and forth. XD

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha!

2005-01-19 [*_*]: hi raine

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: hello (^_^)

2005-01-19 [hello]: yes?

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: there you are...*clobbers over the head and drags away to rape in the corner*

2005-01-19 [hello]: *wakes up to find you raping me*....o the joy of waking up

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha!

2005-01-19 [Trevnor]: *takes many pics and sells them all to whim*

2005-01-19 [Sunrose]: o.O!

2005-01-19 [Yuriona]: 0.o Well that's not the sort of thing I expected to find on an 'official' wiki.

2005-01-19 [Sunrose]: Elfpack....always be prepared.. ;)

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: eww...don't give those to whim! it's bad enough he has a crush on me...no need to reinforce it! (>.<)

2005-01-19 [Whim]: What do you expect from an 'official' wiki then? Games? Prizes? Meetings of some sort? Would you like a business suit? A tie perhaps?

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: ahhh it's whim! *hides*

2005-01-19 [Whim]: Hey, guess what! They're gonna let me take care of kids. Doesn't that rock?

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: they let to with-in 50 feet of *any* child? doesn't that go against court orders or something?!

2005-01-19 [Whim]: They're paying me to do it! I'm substituting.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: whay! that's terrible! that should NOT be allowed! and on that topic, i want to become a substitute teacher....

2005-01-19 [Whim]: why not? I could teach the class. It's just an english class. Nothing to it.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: you shouldn't be allowed near children....you will probably make them all cry and throw themselves out the windows and the whole class will be dead, and they dock your pay when students die...

2005-01-19 [Whim]: psh...why would they do that? Most of them don't hate themselves already. Plus they're paying me, which means I'll just sit on the computer and harass you or something.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha...when are you doing this? because i might actually leave my bedroom for the first time in 5 days, and actually go to school tomorrow for the first time in over a week...(^_^)

2005-01-19 [Whim]: Friday

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: hmmm...*scratches chin* i have a midterm or 5 that day, so i think i'm there for the whole day...sorry whim...you suck...

2005-01-19 [Whim]: Oh well. There will be other days. This won't be the last time I sub...hehe.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: those poor kids...[Whim] should die

2005-01-19 [Whim]: It's high school. They're like my age almost.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha...i want to become a sub, when i move down to Georgia...

2005-01-19 [Whim]: Do it. Go for it. Do it now.

2005-01-19 [Sven Welkenson]: Did...I fall asleep at some point? What year is this? Whim...is...a substitute?

2005-01-19 [Whim]: Hell yeah. I'm like your mom or something, Sven....which is a disturbing thought, but hey, they're paying me to do it...hehe.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: and he is supporting me, not putting me down...i think this is a dimensional worp...(O.o)

2005-01-19 [Sven Welkenson]: Is this at Abbeville?

2005-01-19 [Whim]: rain, I have never told you to not leave the house. In fact, if i recall correctly, when it comes to you not being a panzy about life and going out to do something, I've told you to do it.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: ahhhh! *hides* whim is beeing creepy...*rocks back and forth in the corner*

2005-01-19 [Whim]: How is that any creeepier than normal? I called you a panzy. That's an insult. Now go get a job.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: not allowed...sorry...

2005-01-19 [Whim]: Psh...why sorry? It's not my problem. I have TWO jobs.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: well, i wouldn't mind a little par-time job, but my parents won't allow it...*shrugs*

2005-01-19 [Whim]: why not?

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: they don't think i need money for anything

2005-01-19 [Whim]: So? You're 18. They can't really stop you.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: well, actually, i can stop myself enough on my own...they know that i can't emorionally handle working at a job, and they can see it when i'm at school and such...they just say i'm "not ready for the respocibility" and leave it at that

2005-01-19 [Whim]: um...you're 18. Sooner or later you're either gonna have to get over it or be totally dependent on everyone else.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: actually, i duffer from a dissorder called "Dependence"....(^_^")

2005-01-19 [Whim]: oh, good, so you'll be completely dependent on everyone else for the rest of your life. I think you're just too lazy to get over it.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: i have been trying, i really have...but it isn't something you can just wake up with and one morning say, i feel like getting a job, and go do it...it just doesn't work like that...not with me anyways...

2005-01-19 [Whim]: why doesn't it work that way?

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: because it just doesn't...you don't perceive the world and things like i do, so you i guess can't realize how daunting such a simple thing like getting a job is to me

2005-01-19 [Whim]: So climb onto the roof.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: why?

2005-01-19 [Whim]: Why not?

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: because it's -16 degrees out with the wind-chill, and there is 2 feet of show on my roof.....

2005-01-19 [Whim]: oh, well...in that case...go sledding off the roof.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha! i did that once! the blizzard of 1999! woot! it was great!

2005-01-19 [Whim]: so do it off of other people's roofs.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: there isn't enough snow...only about 2 feet on the ground at MOST...but it's good heavy snow...packs tight...hard to shoulve, but good for snowballs and snowmen

2005-01-19 [Whim]: So...why aren't you on the roof then?

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: because i'm not allowed to go on the roof...it's dangerus

2005-01-19 [Whim]: do it anyway. Be rebellious.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: and fall off my roof and die? no thanks...it's too cold out anyways

2005-01-19 [Whim]: you won't die. Damn, you're paranoid and a drama queen.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: i have a 3 storie house! i would soo die if i slipped and fell onto my cement and ice covered driveway!

2005-01-19 [Whim]: no, only if you fell on your neck or head. It would just be an injury otherwise.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: great...i don't need any broken bones whim...thanks anyways

2005-01-19 [Whim]: hey, if you can risk your life, you can risk getting a job.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: those are a LITTLE different whim...i could survive not getting a job, i could NOT survive, a 3 story fall from a snowy roof

2005-01-19 [Whim]: Exactly. So if you can risk your life, then you can go through a simple thing like job acquisition.

2005-01-19 [*_*]: o no big words

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: but you see whim, if i DIE, i can't get a job

2005-01-19 [Whim]: so don't die.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: i wouldn't be able to help it since it's icy up there...

2005-01-19 [Whim]: sure you can. Just watch your step and if you fall, fall flat on your back.

2005-01-19 [RabidSphinx]: <img:http://rainemalfoy.com/albums/Raine-Malfoy/donkeywhim.gif>

2005-01-20 [Whim]: it's true. The human back is designed to take a hard hit. Granted it's not guarenteed to prevent all injury, but if you land flat on your back, you'll get less injury.

2005-01-20 [Trevnor]: what happend to the pic whim?

2005-01-20 [Whim]: what pic?

2005-01-20 [Trevnor]: of miss drop

2005-01-20 [Whim]: You're crazy.

2005-01-20 [Sunrose]: mwahahah!

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: your a jack-ass...so it al works out in the end

2005-01-20 [Sunrose]: shall I order a priest?

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: for what? is whim dead?

2005-01-20 [Sunrose]: no for the marriage...

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: awww....i thought he was dead...you shouldn't get my hopes up like that...*is sad*

2005-01-20 [hello]: why are you sad?? you are getting married!! hehe...

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: ewww....not to him! i think that is against the law...you are only allowed to marry other humans, and as we all know, whim in a jack-ass...<img:http://rainemalfoy.com/albums/Raine-Malfoy/donkeywhim.gif>

2005-01-20 [hello]: whim is in a jackass???? how did that happen?

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: he's the worlds biggest jack-ass, and he just *beacame* one because of it...he is covered in deerflies and ticks from being so dirty too...ewww

2005-01-20 [hello]: thats nasty

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: *nods* lets all avoid him now...

2005-01-20 [hello]: how are we going to do that?

2005-01-20 [RabidSphinx]: i don't know...hmmm *thinks* we could just not respond to his comments...*shrugs* he's stinky...(>.<)

2005-01-20 [hello]: but his comments are funny and not responding to them would be a crime...besides, how do you smell him unless he is right there with you??? hmm...*thinks* is he in your room with you?

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