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Elfpack was originally created for members of Elftown who were either banned, or who were not interested in art and sci-fi. The rules on Elfpack are not as strict as they are on Elftown, but you should still look at the Elfpack Rules. Remember, not knowing a rule doesn't excuse breaking it.
The Guards are here to answer any rule or banning based questions you have about Elfpack, and to help members having difficulties on the site.
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Why so many Guard Positions?


<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Captain is the person you complain to if you think a Guard is being unfair or biased.

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2005-01-14 [RabidSphinx]: my BF does...i called him last night and we counted...he has 31...hehehe...and one very very special (and painful one) he got just for me...*giggles*

2005-01-14 [*_*]: wow how did i go for him i just got my ferst but not my last lol

2005-01-14 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha...he is amazingly sexy, and he has the sexiest peircings...13 and 7 in his ears, 3 in his right eyebrow, 2 in his tongue, 1 in his bottom lip, 2 nipples, 2 navel, and 1 Prince Albert.....mmmmm...he also has some tattoos...i don't like tattoos all that much, and i told him not to get anymore...i didn't mind most of them, until i heard he ruined his perfect chest by getting a tattoo on the left side of his chest, of some sort of heart fo no real reason he said...but he has wings on his back, a barcode on the back of his neck, a band around his arm, and a star around his navel...i think that's it...

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: auch, [Gone4eva] will hurt my ass then!

2005-01-14 [*_*]: lol ok what

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: if he's in my ass And he has piercings.. :S

2005-01-14 [RabidSphinx]: lol...

2005-01-14 [Gone4eva]: i dont have any piercings, but i do have alot of hair

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: eeeeuw!

2005-01-14 [Gone4eva]: ive decided im not going to go up your ass

2005-01-14 [Whim]: you've already been up there...lol. You're the one who inspired me to make the head up the ass comment.

2005-01-14 [Gone4eva]: no i kissed her and fonts asses, i never went up them :P

2005-01-14 [Asrun]: What about my ass? :(

2005-01-14 [Whim]: Don't take it too personally, Asrun. I'm a guard captain and they don't do anything with my ass.

2005-01-14 [Asrun]: :( Okay

2005-01-14 [Gone4eva]: i never went up there up they butts

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: you what? :O eeeuw! stay away from my ass!

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: i never went up them god

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuw you suck dick!

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: no i never did why do you all lie

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: ppffsshht! *flicks hair*

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: mae...

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: vanessa-mae? get away from her!

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: wtf

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: noo! no fucking her!

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: i like guys, silly

2005-01-15 [Asrun]: Me too! And Sunrose. But she doesn't count. <3

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: You do? Then why were you up my ass man! Duuuude you need to get yourself worked out there! and I like guys too, and [Asrun]! :D

2005-01-15 [Asrun]: :D <3

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: aaaaahw! *snuggles*

2005-01-15 [Asrun]: *snugs* ^.^ Yay! 

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: wh00t! purrty! ^^

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: i kissed your ass, i didnt put my head up it

2005-01-15 [Asrun]: Ahck

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: Shit Gang? @.@

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: what, by kiss her ass i ment, i was a kissup

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: eat your soup now *pats head*

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: mmm i like soup

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: noo you hate it!

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: i like what i like, dont even know me

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: I do! I am psychic...

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: meow...i guess i will join in, if i'm not yelled at again for it not being guard business...(>.<)

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: will like like soup, cus your god here, dosnt mean your god in iowa

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: you're*

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: *grins at RD* hehhehe! (it's only not guardbusiness if it's very boring.. ;) and do you even know where Iowa is [Gone4eva]? :P

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: it's the "potato" state, in the northwest on the U.S. next to Oregon and Washington...right?

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: Don't ask me, I don't have a clue! :PP

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: hahha...i believe i'm right...or am i thinking of Idaho? i think so...iowa is, closer to the great lakes? by illinois? damn...there are too many "i" states!!

2005-01-15 [hello]: that is Idaho....iowa is part of the chef belt...the 5 or 6 states in the USA that look like a man wearing a chef hat. so [RabidSphinx] is off by around 400 to 500 miles, but close guess

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: omg! [hello] Knows things! :O!

2005-01-15 [hello]: hehe...you would be surprised. almost as much as you are now!!!

2005-01-15 [Whim]: I told Raindrip that she was retarded, but she wouldn't listen. She just went ahead and commented on Iowa.

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: ah...yes, that i remember...i had to think back to 4th grade and that was 10 years ago...(>.<)...i was always bad with the states...i know the important ones, the rest are just space fillers

2005-01-15 [hello]: hahaha...which states are important???

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: the ones like on the north east coast...(^_^) and calafornia...that's just about it...then there are semi-important states, like texas...and nevada...and florida, only because the they are too dume to vote, and they have Disney world

2005-01-15 [Whim]: what the fuck are you talking about? You know how short of a life span the rest of the nation would have without the farms and ranches of the midwest?

2005-01-15 [hello]: so are you from texas, nevada, or florida???

2005-01-15 [Whim]: She's from New York.

2005-01-15 [hello]: look at how she spelled dumb and look at what she said about those states...it was a pun [Whim]....you are alittle slow tonight, something wrong?? you would usually be the first to get that

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: like i said whim...the central and western states are space fillers...or farmland if you wish to be spacific...alot of it is just mountans...no one gives a shit what goes on there...we just hear on the news there is another tornado and go, damn...the states you actually hear about are calafornia and east coast states...and i'm a newyorker if you were asking me [hello]

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: nd do you even know where Iowa is [Gone4eva]? :P i live there, 02:00:58 RaineDrop: it's the "potato" state, in the northwest on the U.S. next to Oregon and Washington...right? no its not its corn sate, and its in the mide west

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: and hey, i'm trying to eat and type in the dark...am i not alloed to make a typo?

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: allowed*

2005-01-15 [hello]: boy...you sure know how to pick states with high death tolls!!

2005-01-15 [Whim]: Wait, she made a pun or you made a pun? I saw the mistakes but ignored them cause I expect that from her...hehe. And if she made an ok pun then that's something new for her...hehe.

2005-01-15 [hello]: not that many...cause i am doing the same thing

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: i thought it was considered north west because it was further west then central...? and yeah...after i found out i had two states confused, i remembered they were corn

2005-01-15 [Whim]: So the importance of states is directly related to how much political BS goes on in them?

2005-01-15 [hello]: I made the pun....you are VERY slow tonight....are you intoxicated?

2005-01-15 [hello]: politics make the world go round

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: i don't make puns...on purpose anyways...my mother does it all the time and she annoys the shit out of me with them...what did you say that was even a pun? a pun is a "play on words" not a dig at my typing one handed in the dark....

2005-01-15 [Whim]: Oh, I caught your's after I typed what I said..hehe. And no I'm not intoxicated. I don't drink. I thought you knew that...hehe.

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: i like politics...and only some of it is "BS"...and if you don't like them, they get your ass to the polls and vote

2005-01-15 [Whim]: um...that's not exactly what I meant. What I was hinting at was the fact that you seem to think that politics dictate the importance of a state, however, many of those "filler" states produce most of the food you eat and the electronics you play with. If you took out the middle states, you'd have a nation living in industrial poverty.

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: yop they do, god i hate bush, i cant belive iowa went red this year, we have been blue for the last 20 years

2005-01-15 [Whim]: psh...like it matters. Had Kerry been elected, things wouldn't be any better right now.

2005-01-15 [hello]: LIAR!! the japanese produce most of the electronics i play with.....Nader in 2057...thats what i say

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: lol

2005-01-15 [Whim]: lol...well, I meant american electronics. And actually, a large amount of microchips and the like are produced over here and shipped to Japan I do believe.

2005-01-15 [hello]: well...you would be wrong....i know american electronics...they break because the american industrial "system" makes a shitty product so that way a person has to go back to them because no one else makes a wrench the same size or some bullshit like that...its a constant screwover. but the japs are different, they are short...

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: i like bush [Gone4eva], so shove it...and i never said the central states were not important to our economy, or that they should be gotten rid of...just that no one cares about them

2005-01-15 [hello]: she's got a point...i dont care about them.

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha...woot!

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: will i hate that iowa went red more then bush, but i still hate him, but he is puppit

2005-01-15 [Whim]: Well, I know most of the computer products are american made and only assembled overseas.

2005-01-15 [hello]: and that is why computers crash all the damn time....[Gone4eva], shut up...you're dumb, just sit in that corner and hush *points to the corner*

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: too true whim...and [Gone4eva] give it up and bitch about bush in one of the bush wiki...this is state talk...stupid bitch...now, anyways...i plan to live in redneck section of GA...doesn't that sound fun...(-_-)

2005-01-15 [Whim]: hehe...you may have a good point there. But we still are very dependent on them.

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: woot! i love you [hello]!! way to tell that dingle berry [Gone4eva] off! may i rape you? *pounces*

2005-01-15 [hello]: YAY!! redneckville....you will feel like the smartest person alive after living there...i know from experience

2005-01-15 [hello]: rape away....and he cant go to the anti-bush wikis cause i am there also...and they delete all of my comments :(

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: aww...what losers...i'll go there and tell them they are all fuck-tards...and yeah...my BF lives in GA and he hates it there...moving to the states for the first time, he got a bad impression of us americans from them...

2005-01-15 [hello]: hahaha...i can see why. they probably try to hunt in his backyard and say "hey ya'll, wanna shoot that coon?"

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: *rape rape rapes [hello]*

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: they are extremely racist down there where he lives now...and they hate him for being "gothic" and he gets alot of crap from them, and so he calles us all "damn yanks"

2005-01-15 [hello]: hahaha...i have never been called a "damn yank" before...it's just a funny concept

2005-01-15 [Whim]: oh, so he stereotypes us all for stereotyping him? Hmmm...not hypocritical at all.

2005-01-15 [hello]: wouldnt you be alittle stereotypical if all you hear about the U.S. is how we are stuck up our own asses?

2005-01-15 [Whim]: hehe...honestly I think I'd just laugh and pay no mind to it.

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: his friends back in the UK all called me a "stupid yank" because they hated that he was dating an american...then he moved here and saw the basic worst of america...i told him the southern states are the sux and not to worry about it, but he just hates it here...

2005-01-15 [hello]: hey!!! im for the southern states...not all of us are bad

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: wasn't it just [Gone4eva] stuck in people's asses??

2005-01-15 [hello]: well we pulled him out and kicked his ass for it

2005-01-15 [Whim]: I'm from the same southern state and he's right...hehe.

2005-01-15 [Asrun]: o.o;;

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: yeah...[Gone4eva] is a bitch that needs to learn that getting it up the ass is gross....and i have nothing truely against the south, they just tend to be a little too racist for me to overlook...but you know what? i LOVE redneck jokes...(^_^)

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: [Asrun]! *glomps*

2005-01-15 [hello]: you might be a redneck if....boy the possibilities are endless

2005-01-15 [Whim]: Every area has it's own group of stupid people. We just happen to be the ones with hicks and racists...hehe.

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: yeah...i have soooo many songs on my comuter..."you might be a redneck if you cut your grass and find a car..."

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: Jeff Foxworthy is my hero...(^_^)

2005-01-15 [hello]: you gotta get the 12 redneck days of christmas....it sums up all the rednecks in the south

2005-01-15 [Whim]: but you can't possibly appreciate those jokes until you realize that you are someone close to you actually fits one of those jokes...hehe.

2005-01-15 [hello]: i prefer Larry the Cable Guy or Ron White

2005-01-15 [Whim]: Yeah, Ron White has got to be the best of the group...hehe.

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: i have the red-neck x-mas...right now i'm listening to "tottaly commited"...but sadly whim, i have met some rednecks that actually fit the redneck jokes

2005-01-15 [Whim]: in new york? nifty. They migrated...hehe. But really I meant something more along the lines of your close family. My back yard has the potential to be a redneck joke,.

2005-01-15 [hello]: i can beat that...i KNOW people that fit that description...they wanted me to go play redneck poker with them tonight.

2005-01-15 [Whim]: Ever seen Kenny's yard, [hello]? hehehe.

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: no...my relatives are rednecks...*shakes head* their farm fits the redneck jokes..."if you thought the last four lines of the star spangled banner is 'Gentlemen, start your engines!' you might be a redneck..."...*sighs* i really wish i could get disowned from this family...

2005-01-15 [Whim]: why? It's all in good fun. As long as they aren't hurting anyone, then it's all good. And if they are hurting someone, then, that's not the redneck in them. It's the asshole in them.

2005-01-15 [Asrun]: Too much talking! O_O

2005-01-15 [hello]: join the club...

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: I am getting bored..

2005-01-15 [hello]: well thats just sad....what are you going to do about it?

2005-01-15 [*_*]: me to hey sunrose i hand somthing to ask u but now i cant think of it

2005-01-15 [Whim]: you could delete some more comments. That always cheers you up...lol.

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: oops problem QQ...and [hello]: gonna kick ur ass!

2005-01-15 [Sunrose]: -yawns-

2005-01-15 [*_*]: lol

2005-01-15 [Asrun]: ^.^

2005-01-15 [Whim]: Leo, stop spamming the wiki.

2005-01-15 [hello]: what the fuck are you talking about [Gone4eva]? can you at least spell enough words correctly so that we can at least guess what you are saying....and [Sunrose]: bring it on, baby

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: http://launch.yahoo.com/ar-314741-videos--Jeff-Foxworthy stop your fighting everyone, and watch some funny stuff....

2005-01-15 [*_*]: wow fighting kool i can i see this go down

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: it wasnt spamming, and hello im doing my best, live with it

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: try harder....there is spell check on WORD...use that if you need to on your comments...and meow....i can't swim!!!

2005-01-15 [*_*]: ya i can't spell at all

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: oh, neither can i, but i put forth an effort.,...but a good 40% of my mistakes are because of my typing really...hitting the wrong keys, or hitting them in the wrong order...

2005-01-15 [hello]: no...you cant. you and [Gone4eva] should join a club

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: aww...*hangs head* but i try...*sniffles* oh-well...i'm better than some...sad that i'm a writer and i can't spell...(>.<) hahaha...go me!

2005-01-15 [hello]: and that was for [*_*]...not for the ultimate rapist...[RabidSphinx]

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: oh...alright...muhahahaha! *RAPES!* wow...that was a good one...i can't swim!!!

2005-01-15 [*_*]: hey so what i try ok [hello]

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: *pats [*_*] on the back* it's alright...i forgive you...[Gone4eva] can still go to hell, but you're alright

2005-01-15 [hello]: o well

2005-01-15 [Gone4eva]: fuck you all, your all fuckmonkeys

2005-01-15 [*_*]: lol

2005-01-15 [hello]: no thanks, you sorry ass... you should be beaten for your insolence

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: aww...[Gone4eva] is crying like the bitch he is...WHINING IS MY JOB!!! atleast i don't take it up the ass like a whining bitch though...[Gone4eva] has me beat there...

2005-01-15 [hello]: the only thing that [Gone4eva] can beat is his meat...and that is when he is thinking about taking it up the ass

2005-01-15 [*_*]: hahahahaha yes i think so to

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: *nods*

2005-01-15 [*_*]: lol i think he left

2005-01-15 [*_*]: so what next

2005-01-15 [hello]: then it is settled...[Gone4eva] beats his meat while taking it up the ass...the triumvarite has spoken

2005-01-15 [*_*]: you all are so funy

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: woot! i feel special

2005-01-15 [hello]: hehe...thats great

2005-01-15 [*_*]: lol u are but i am not *looks down*

2005-01-15 [hello]: thats sad...for this moment you are allowed to feel special....but dont make a habit of it

2005-01-15 [*_*]: lol ok yay thxs yay i am *special*

2005-01-15 [hello]: for the moment....

2005-01-15 [*_*]: ok ok

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: i have tortilla chips...woot!

2005-01-15 [hello]: hell yeah...thats the best

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: i just eat them plain...but they are sooo salty! (>.<)

2005-01-15 [hello]: use the salsa...salsa is great

2005-01-15 [*_*]: ya it is

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: salsa hurts my stumach, and i hate tomatos...i either eat them with natch cheese or plain

2005-01-15 [hello]: nacho cheese is great also

2005-01-15 [*_*]: yes mm food

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: i shouldn't be eating...but hey, i'm depressed...

2005-01-15 [hello]: why are you depressed?

2005-01-15 [*_*]: ya whats up

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: my BF is mad at me i think...

2005-01-15 [hello]: that sucks

2005-01-15 [*_*]: aww sorry why

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: my BF is more concerend about his twin sister talking to her BF, than us talking...he hung up on me last night, our first phonecall/ contact for 3 weeks, because RAI can't sleep if she doesn't talk to her BF every night before bed on the phone...i got mad and was like, "screw her, what of me not being able to talk to MY bf for 3 weeks! you think i sleep well in that time? she will live for a night..." and he just said, "Be nice" all short with me and hung up...*sighs* i guess Rai talking to her 25 year old Bf (she just turned 16) every night, is more important than me talking to him for an hour in 3 weeks....and the last time i talked to him it was a 19 minute call, in newyears...and that

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: was the first time we had talked since the beginning of december.... i should have remembered to watch my mouth...i was just being stupid...

2005-01-15 [hello]: yeah....that is fucked up

2005-01-15 [*_*]: wow 25 she is 16 thats not right wow ok sorry abot your bf hugs

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: well, i'm not allowed to talk bad about his siter Raiyne...i knew better...it's my fault...i have no right to say anything against a 15 year old dating a 25 year old...

2005-01-15 [*_*]: ya u do thats not right its soooooo bad ewwwww sorry but thats not ligle

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: well, i think it's sick, and i want to tell her off for being a bitch to her family for banning them from seeing/ talking to each other...and i can't stand that Eli (my bf) thinks it's okay, even good, that the guy asked her to marry him...i understand she had some bad relationships, but those where her fault...i don't pity her...if she weren't a druggie and havng sex at 11 years old, she wouldn't have had such bad bfs...but i CAN'T say that to Eli or Rai...

2005-01-15 [*_*]: wow thats bad vary bad why jsut why i wold say some things to but ya i know how u feel i am soo sorry mabe if u keep me up to date i can help u that is what i am good at i am so sorry hugs

2005-01-15 [Whim]: well, hey, one day within the next year or two, they'll break up because that's what happens. And if they do get married...then they'll he'll probably leave her for another 16 year old after he knocks her up. Such is life.

2005-01-15 [hello]: well fuck....that was harsh, hehe...

2005-01-15 [Whim]: hehe...do you think I'm wrong?

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: no...she was already knocked up twice and mysteriusly "misscaraged" twice...she is a loser, of the biggest kind in my eyes, but Eli thinks highly of her, so i can't say anything

2005-01-15 [hello]: well shit...we can. that is the most fucked up thing ever.

2005-01-15 [Whim]: oh, so you're not allowed to speak your mind, huh? Ok, maybe it's you and Eli who will break up within the next 2 years. But the 25 year old will still leave his sister.

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: well, i also can't talk bad about him having a 3 year old daughter...(>.<)

2005-01-15 [Whim]: sure you can. It's easy. I'll do it.

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: i'm not allowedto talk badly about him, even though i don't agree with everything he does and has done

2005-01-15 [Whim]: why not? What happens if you do?

2005-01-15 [hello]: the 25 year old pedophile has a daughter...the plot thickens

2005-01-15 [RabidSphinx]: no...Eli, my 16 year old BF has a daughter who is 3...i don't know anything about the 25 year old...not even his name

2005-01-15 [hello]: damn! he was squirting off when he was 13? hes an early bloomer

2005-01-15 [Whim]: So basically what happened was he got a daughter, came to america, and then him and his friends called us all trailor trash and rednecks. 

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