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Elfpack was originally created for members of Elftown who were either banned, or who were not interested in art and sci-fi. The rules on Elfpack are not as strict as they are on Elftown, but you should still look at the Elfpack Rules. Remember, not knowing a rule doesn't excuse breaking it.
The Guards are here to answer any rule or banning based questions you have about Elfpack, and to help members having difficulties on the site.
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Guard Captain


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Malevolent [Stephen]

Guard Sergeants


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Roaring [kittykittykitty]
The Obsessed [Orestez]

Guards


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Kinky [Ringbearer]
Monstrous [djxmonster]


Why so many Guard Positions?


<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Captain is the person you complain to if you think a Guard is being unfair or biased.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Sergeants are the people who handle message harassment reports.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guards handle the rest. ;)
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Do you want to be a Guard?

Before even trying to be a Guard, you need to be on the Council. Guards are chosen from among the senior Council members. They need to be active, have good social skills, stay level-headed in heated situations, know the workings and rules of Elfpack extremely well and have the trust of the Wardens.
Don't annoy the Guards by asking to be one. It's not even their decision.
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2004-11-19 [Whim]: stop asking that here. Speak with your ambassador, peasant. Ambassadore exilios.

2004-11-19 [hello]: i go around and hit gourds with golf clubs...it's great fun, so if anyone wants to be a gourd, just tell me ^_^ hehe...

2004-11-19 [Sunrose]: emememememee!

2004-11-19 [hello]: *hits with golf club*

2004-11-19 [Sunrose]: :O

2004-11-19 [Sunrose]: the cruelty! does it make me a masochist?

2004-11-20 [hello]: if you want to be one...sure!

2004-11-20 [Sunrose]: wheee! :D

2004-11-22 [*_*]: nice on the bages

2004-11-22 [Gandalf]: GUARD IDIOTS!! *runs around with spas shotgun and kills many*

2004-11-22 [ravynn]: Let's be polite.. I think it's REALLY unfair that you banned [If I could turn back time] because he had a picture of Cher in his house. It's NOT stolen art, it's NOT porn, so WHY DID YOU DELETED HIM?????

2004-11-22 [1st Font]: OK because the rules were no celebs at the time, the images were removed, he was warned. He put them up again, they were removed. This continued to happen several times. I then said put them up again and you will be banned... guess what he did? And the results are known. Even though the rules have now changed the fact that he went against our warnings several times is the fact he is banned. He has no respect for those in charge of the community.

2004-11-22 [*_*]: yes go [1st Font]

2004-11-22 [Spikéd One]: I have a quick question for any guard: I know [sexybabe69]'s house contains the SS message about her nude pictures, but are some of the pictures in her wiki not considered porn? As according to the UAR's, her house is not to contain a link to a wiki containing porn. I understand if none of the pictures are not considered porn, it just seems about as close as it comes.

2004-11-22 [1st Font]: mm very true... - Porn on a house is not allowed; it may be displayed on a wiki IF the image is not uploaded to ElfPack but to a free website and your house is not to contain the link to the wiki. 

2004-11-22 [*_*]: thxs for delting me

2004-11-23 [1st Font]: ;P

2004-11-23 [Sunrose]: [Spikéd One]: report the member on the house.. :)

2004-11-23 [Spikéd One]: Ok, [Sunrose], I did I just had to ask that question (which ended up to be not very quick) before I went and haphazardly threw a report on a house and waste the guards' time.

2004-11-23 [ravynn]: Hey [1st Font] you are speaking against yourself! I had from the beginning that I am a member here also celebs on my house, and you didn't ban me, you didn't even REMOVE these pictures. And a the frontpage of elpack stands: "Elfpack is a liberal version of Elftown Created for people tired of Elftown guards telling them what to do". So everyone who came here before your stupid rules changed thought that there were NO rules, so be nice for once and let him back!

2004-11-23 [Whim]: I can’t speak for [1st Font], however I can say that you are at least partially correct. We’ve been trying to adjust the rules to fit this “liberal” mindset. There was never a time when there were NO rules, however, the rules we had were of course inspired by those of Elftown and tested. So our apologies for that, but please don’t come here too horrible angry with everyone. We’re reasonable people.

2004-11-23 [1st Font]: Perhaps [ravynn] it would be best if you learnt how to read, and to read with understanding. Like I said "the fact that he went against our warnings several times is the fact he is banned. He has no respect for those in charge of the community"  Perhaps instead of being bitchy and telling me what I don’t do right on my community, you should be nice, and like Whim said there has never been a point when there was NO rules… so maybe you should look into that before you end up annoying someone further!

2004-11-23 [hello]: no rules=absolute chaos. We need the guards in place to keep some kind of peace in EP. If it were not for them, then this place would be a place of pure chaos. This sounds like a good thing, until it actually happens. Everything in the world must have rules; without them, we are no better than lone wolves walking around in a hapless world.

2004-11-23 [Sunrose]: *pats everyone* my work here is done! ;)

2004-11-24 [Young J.C.]: Good job [Sunrose].

2004-11-24 [ravynn]: I'm not angry, but I just don't understand why it says: "Elfpack is a liberal version of Elftown Created for people tired of Elftown guards telling them what to do" if that is not true

2004-11-24 [hello]: liberal is nothing but open-mindedness and the protection from arbitrary government. There is nothing about a rule-free EP. You need to learn to interpret what you read before [1st Font] gets even more pissed off at you and bans your ass while he's at it.

2004-11-24 [ravynn]: ow, so now it's my fault, sorry that english isn't my first language.. Just let [1st Font] speak for himself please

2004-11-24 [Whim]: hehe...I think [hello] is speaking a bit harsh. The point I think he's trying to make is that people came into elfpack expecting NO rules when no one ever said that. Elfpack was made to be a bit looser so members can say and do a bit more than they could on ET. That doesn't mean you can't get yourself in trouble, it just means that you might have to do a bit more to do so.

2004-11-24 [ravynn]: ok, I understand... and I think [If I could turn back time] also understands it. So could you please let him back on EP [Whim]?

2004-11-24 [Whim]: I can't do that on my own. [1st Font] was the one banned him and I imagine that at least at the time he had good reason.

2004-11-24 [ravynn]: can't you do something, like doing a good word for my friend?

2004-11-24 [Whim]: hehe...as far as good words go, I think you've said all you can on this wiki...unless there's more. I don't know your friend at all, so I can't really speak on his behalf.

2004-11-24 [ravynn]: ok, thanks anyway :)

2004-11-25 [Anvikit]: I think [just_horney] needs a nudity banner.. :P..[tomorrow's tragedy] too..

2004-11-25 [Sunrose]: the first one has no pics! The second I fixed before reading this! Thanks for reporting! ;)

2004-11-25 [Whim]: I took care of the first one...hehe.

2004-11-25 [Sunrose]: Oh lol!

2004-11-25 [Whim]: Yeah, I mentioned it before...hint hint...lol.

2004-11-25 [Sunrose]: Yes, I realised already. But I didn't know it was this particular case ;)

2004-11-27 [hacker]: this look verry good keep up the good work

2004-11-27 [tupac]: this security is so much better than elftown brilliant

2004-11-27 [tupac]: i would love to become a guard

2004-11-27 [Sunrose]: me too! :D

2004-11-29 [Kate, short for bob!]: i like being a guard...i think i've started to contribute more as well...

2004-11-29 [dominoe]: hey

2004-12-03 [bootboy]: oi i wanna be a Guard...Gimme gimme!

2004-12-03 [Sunrose]: me 2!

2004-12-04 [Gone4eva]: me 3 but READ UP THERE

2004-12-04 [Gone4eva]: WHY DO THEY KEEP ASKING

2004-12-04 [Gone4eva]: will i came here to ask what do guards do? really beceds banny and keeping order

2004-12-04 [1st Font]: Next person to ask to be a guard will be banned, as people who can not read don't even deserve computers

2004-12-04 [Sunrose]: LOL

2004-12-04 [Gone4eva]: mmm there should be a taco hut wiki some were here, will back to guards what do guards do?

2004-12-06 [whisk]: i wanna be a guard

2004-12-06 [*_*]: hey all whats up in here

2004-12-07 [Sunrose]: i wanb guard 2!

2004-12-07 [bigbob]: yeah

2004-12-08 [HowseR]: could i plz b a guard

2004-12-08 [Sunrose]: and me too?

2004-12-08 [*_*]: lol sunrse lol

2004-12-09 [Maryuya]: can i have an ss-comment in my house.....i upload some artistic nudity.....

2004-12-09 [Sunrose]: Fixed!

2004-12-10 [billy goat man]: i want to be a guard too.

2004-12-10 [Sunrose]: me 2!

2004-12-10 [1st Font]: no no meee ! pick me!

2004-12-10 [Sunrose]: NO ME! >_<

2004-12-10 [1st Font]: I SAID ME first

2004-12-10 [Sunrose]: u did not!! I was der 1st!

2004-12-11 [red_hot_salsa]: i wana b one....

2004-12-11 [Sunrose]: me 2! wen ist gun happn? :D

2004-12-12 [hello]: i don't want to be one cause then i would have to put up with little jackasses that tell you about how they want to be guards.... dumbass shits

2004-12-12 [1st Font]: oh oh i wanna say stuff like dat., does tht mean i getta b a guard?

2004-12-12 [Gone4eva]: lol you gaurds and your making fun of non gaurds who didnt read up there were it says DONT ASK TO BE A GAURD, lol, will im 3rd in line to be a gaurd then

2004-12-13 [Sunrose]: duh!

2004-12-13 [*_*]: ok how dose that work umm need to find out for me humm o well not going to hurt my brane

2004-12-13 [Gone4eva]: lol its brian, and what are you talkin about?

2004-12-13 [*_*]: elfpack

2004-12-14 [Gone4eva]: THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAIDD ELFPACK YOU STUPED LITTLE WHORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, ok now im thata i got that out of my system, im sorry for what i siad just read

2004-12-21 [Gone4eva]: READ YOU DUMB FUCKS, god im tired of you all

2004-12-21 [Whim]: No, you can’t be guard. Don’t ask why. And damn, Leo, don’t have an anurism.

2004-12-21 [Gone4eva]: fine then

2004-12-21 [Solitiaum]: hehe... XD

2004-12-21 [Gone4eva]: may be there should be a list of ppl, who will take the palce of the guards so ppl will stop asking, so they can see where they are at

2004-12-21 [Whim]: That would give them hope. I don't want to give them hope...lol.

2004-12-21 [Gone4eva]: by take the place of the guards i mean when they want to leave type of thing, and if ppl ask to become guards to put them at the buttem of the list

2004-12-26 [1st Font]: Deleted some crap that had nothing at all to do with the Guards.

2004-12-29 [rumor has it--- im awesome]: these guards r fucking stupid they deleted some of my pictures but not other peoples pictures when there the same picture

2004-12-30 [Sunrose]: boohoo.

2004-12-31 [Gone4eva]: renee queen go do all of us a faver and fuck your self.

2005-01-04 [neon storm14]: indeed

2005-01-05 [Gone4eva]: i love you gaurds(this isnt a suck up, if it were, youd be geting cake)

2005-01-05 [1-800-SUICIDE]: I LOVE you guards!!!! Haha, tha alarm told at the top of the page said to show you guys how much I love you, and what better way then to tell you in person ^_^

2005-01-06 [Asrun]: And we lub yous! <3 :D

2005-01-06 [Gone4eva]: yop yop

2005-01-06 [Trevnor]: man i hate walking in in the middle of a convo....... is randomly being called a dildo by some one reason to contact the guards?

2005-01-06 [1st Font]: yes why not, I love the chance to be bitchy to someone

2005-01-06 [Gone4eva]: cool

2005-01-06 [RabidSphinx]: hello guards! i loves you!!! (just doing what the Alarm-note told me to do)

2005-01-06 [*_*]: aww we all love the guards!! yay!!

2005-01-06 [RabidSphinx]: i really do love you guys...particularly Emma...*pounces and hugs emma*

2005-01-06 [*_*]: lol hey there kool

2005-01-07 [Gone4eva]: hhhhhgyiiihfyfdst

2005-01-07 [Trevnor]: ok i call the guard! *gets the phone*

2005-01-07 [Solitiaum]: adjfhalkdjgsiruytksnbfvzkmxncbvlasdghf! Dammit! :P

2005-01-07 [Gone4eva]: is that true sair

2005-01-11 [Solitiaum]: *nods solumnly and points to her cat*

2005-01-11 [Trevnor]: MEOW!

2005-01-11 [1st Font]: This is not a chat wiki

2005-01-11 [Solitiaum]: MEOW! chat

2005-01-11 [1st Font]: see, that is a chat wiki

2005-01-11 [RabidSphinx]: alright...everyone...move out...this is for talking to the guards about guard stuff... :P

2005-01-11 [*_*]: ye shey what is good at protecing coms

2005-01-11 [Solitiaum]: eh??

2005-01-11 [Sunrose]: my thinking exactly...

2005-01-11 [Solitiaum]: guardy guardy guard stuff...

2005-01-11 [RabidSphinx]: i'm not a guard...why am i hanging around here? (O.o) i'm just a rat...*squeak squeak*

2005-01-11 [Sunrose]: *pokes*

2005-01-11 [Asrun]: *banz [Sunrose]*

2005-01-11 [Sunrose]: HEY!

2005-01-11 [Asrun]: *wins* :D

2005-01-11 [Sunrose]: You're so p4wned!

2005-01-11 [RabidSphinx]: who was poked...(O.o)

2005-01-11 [Solitiaum]: theres no 4 in pwned o_O

2005-01-11 [Sunrose]: eh?

2005-01-11 [RabidSphinx]: *twitch*

2005-01-11 [Gone4eva]: lol

2005-01-11 [Gone4eva]: can one gaurd ban an other gaurd?

2005-01-11 [Sunrose]: yes.

2005-01-11 [Sunrose]: uhm no actually..

2005-01-11 [RabidSphinx]: lol...there a guard on here that needs banning? (O.o)

2005-01-11 [Gone4eva]: no just a thought that popped into my head

2005-01-11 [RabidSphinx]: oh...alrighty...(^_^)

2005-01-11 [Gone4eva]: so only heeda and or font and ban gaurds?

2005-01-11 [Sunrose]: [Hedda], [1st Font] and me :) and the word is Guard not gaurd :)

2005-01-11 [Gone4eva]: i was close :P

2005-01-11 [Sunrose]: LOL!

2005-01-11 [Gone4eva]: its true

2005-01-11 [1st Font]: like you have to remember that [Sunrose] is now in charge of EP.

2005-01-11 [RabidSphinx]: oh, i didn't know that...cool...

2005-01-11 [Gone4eva]: she is when did this happin?

2005-01-12 [Gone4eva]: why?

2005-01-12 [RabidSphinx]: because she is a goddess

2005-01-12 [Gone4eva]: i know that, i ment what was the techanl reson

2005-01-12 [Whim]: well, since she's only technically a goddess, that would be the technical reason.

2005-01-12 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha...

2005-01-12 [Sunrose]: *^_____________^*

2005-01-12 [Gone4eva]: so font just gave up?

2005-01-12 [RabidSphinx]: i think sunrose made him her bitch...(^_^)

2005-01-12 [Sunrose]: lol...I did that the moment I came here...

2005-01-12 [Sunrose]: Whoeiii! hehehhe!

2005-01-12 [Solitiaum]: the technical reason is that font wants to be lazy XD

2005-01-12 [Solitiaum]: *makes fonty lots of tv dinners and gets him a cooler with sodas so he never has to move...*

2005-01-12 [Solitiaum]: *then bites him for being lazy and gets him a wireless router and optical mouse thats cordless so he can even be in bed* :O

2005-01-12 [Solitiaum]: O_O damn... you ARE lazy...

2005-01-12 [Solitiaum]: *licks*

2005-01-12 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha...lazier than me...wow...i atleast get up and walk the 4 feet over to my computer...

2005-01-12 [Gone4eva]: lol

2005-01-13 [Trevnor]: HA i win i walk across the town every day!

2005-01-13 [Sunrose]: that makes you win...how? >.<

2005-01-13 [RabidSphinx]: yeah, you sound like the loser of us all if you ask me...

2005-01-13 [Sunrose]: well I meant that the contest was who was most lazy and he walks across town: that makes him lazy..how??

2005-01-13 [Asrun]: I'm Sticky! :D *slaps another sticker on Sunrose*

2005-01-13 [Sunrose]: Wheeee! *^_____________^*

2005-01-13 [Asrun]: ^.^

2005-01-13 [RabidSphinx]: hehehe...

2005-01-13 [Gone4eva]: font changed his user name

2005-01-13 [Sunrose]: and this is guard-business because?

2005-01-13 [Gone4eva]: and this is? 06:54:54 Trevnor: HA i win i walk across the town every day!09:05:04 Sunrose: that makes you win...how? >.<12:00:02 RaineDrop: yeah, you sound like the loser of us all if you ask me... ext?

2005-01-13 [Sunrose]: yes! it's interesting..

2005-01-13 [Gone4eva]: fine then

2005-01-13 [RabidSphinx]: i noticed that too, but couldn't say anything for feer of being yelled at again...*slinks away to hide*

2005-01-13 [Sunrose]: aaahw...that's so sad.

2005-01-13 [*_*]: wow what have i mised

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: The world just exploded! :O

2005-01-14 [*_*]: wow so i am i am lost o well yaya

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: don't know..is this heaven?

2005-01-14 [RabidSphinx]: the real question is..."is this guard busness?"

2005-01-14 [*_*]: i dont know but if it is kool but then i woled see all of u

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: well it's my business to know if I am in heaven and I am a guard...

2005-01-14 [RabidSphinx]: *goes back to being quiet...*

2005-01-14 [*_*]: well i am not one but hey i like them the cool nice to me

2005-01-14 [*_*]: *thinks of doing the same *

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: *drulz* (>>> very much guardbusiness!)

2005-01-14 [*_*]: lol lol thats all i can do thxs [Sunrose]

2005-01-14 [Gone4eva]: sunrose your the best, font is the best to so you to are =

2005-01-14 [Whim]: Wow...so how many more heads do you think Sunrose and Font can fit up their ass?

2005-01-14 [*_*]: wow dud thats not nice

2005-01-14 [Whim]: Oh, I apoligize. Please do tell me how I should have said that.

2005-01-14 [*_*]: don't said it atr all

2005-01-14 [Gone4eva]: lol

2005-01-14 [Whim]: I had to say it. It's part of my job.

2005-01-14 [*_*]: ok

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: my asshole is very small! >.<

2005-01-14 [Whim]: That's some amazing talent then...hehehe.

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: Yay, I have a talent! :D

2005-01-14 [hello]: i hope [Gone4eva]'s head isnt up someone's ass....cause thats a big head, yet rather empty

2005-01-14 [Gone4eva]: fuck you hello

2005-01-14 [Sunrose]: I hope he doesn't have piercings! @.@

2005-01-14 [*_*]: i do

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