2004-11-22 [Hependipherous]: Eeek! I'm a rat too! @.@ er... I deny that I just made that rat noise. That was a perfectly simian "Eeek". @.@

2004-11-22 [Sunrose]: ya you are, because you are part of the nude police! people who actually reported there are also rats! ;)

2004-11-22 [RabidSphinx]: you know that i keep a close eye on the rules...(^_-)

2004-11-22 [1st Font]: Keeping a close eye on the rules, and reporting rule breakers are two different things. But they do go hand in hand.

2004-11-22 [Solitiaum]: Meep!

2004-11-22 [The Dark Lord]: as i am part of the nude polic does that make me a rat?

2004-11-22 [RabidSphinx]: i see lots of rulebreakers, but don't always report them (because i didn't like the rules before) but i report them and i hang out alot on the rules wiki comment board

2004-11-22 [DenDen]: how exactly do u become a rat?

2004-11-22 [RabidSphinx]: easy, you "rat out" other members of this site to the guards when you see that they are breaking any of the posted rules. everyone can and should do that when they see violations, but there are a selected few on the site that would do it as extra help to the crew in protecting younger members from porn or any other rule violations. i believe they are picking people to be rats now, so i think it is up to them (them being the crew)

2004-11-22 [RabidSphinx]: i am already a rat, but not formaly...if you are looking, i have nothing better to do with my time...(^_^)

2004-11-22 [DenDen]: [AZ] #1!!

2004-11-22 [RabidSphinx]: i know him...a kickass skater...he rox my sox

2004-11-22 [Sunrose]: [The Dark Lord]: I haven't seen you make reports on Nude Police, the ones who are Rats now I have seen making reports about porn. As for other Rats, if I see someone make a lot of good reports we'll make him/her one of the Rats

2004-11-23 [Hependipherous]: If I'm only a rat because I'm head of the nude police does that mean that I'm a naked rat? @.@

2004-11-23 [Sunrose]: Duh!

2004-11-23 [DenDen]: o.o

2004-11-23 [RabidSphinx]: wow...EP is quiet tonight...

2004-11-23 [DenDen]: yeah it is

2004-11-23 [~Lord Sameth~]: Umm... How do you become one?

2004-11-23 [RabidSphinx]: answered this already...read past comments

2004-11-24 [Demonia Darkblade]: so how does one become a Rat?

2004-11-24 [DenDen]: READ WHAT IT SAYS PPL!!!! YOUR A RAT YOU LOOK AROUND ELFPACK HOUSES THAT ARE BREAKING THE "DONT BE AN ASSHOLE" RULE!!

2004-11-24 [Sunrose]: and the uploading art rules and also the nude police stuff

2004-11-24 [DenDen]: yessums!!

2004-11-26 [Demonia Darkblade]: I was being sarcastic...

2004-11-28 [Windwalker]: how do you become a rat?

2004-11-28 [The Dark Lord]: you have to report people for breaking the rules

2004-11-28 [Windwalker]: i can understand that what else is there

2004-11-29 [1st Font]: [Windwalker] first of all you learn to read. 5 comments up someone asked the same question, and it was answered.

2004-11-29 [Windwalker]: sorry ill read next time

2004-11-29 [RabidSphinx]: yes, rats need to know how to read...how to tell if people are following the rules

2004-11-30 [Windwalker]: that is true i was tired when i popped in here the other day so i am sorry

2004-11-30 [RabidSphinx]: tiz okay...i forgive you...but the other perspective rats may still eat you...

2004-11-30 [Hependipherous]: From what I understand male rats also have a tendency to bite off the penises of other male rats. So... invest in some sort of protection. ~_^ LOL

2004-11-30 [RabidSphinx]: hehehe...yah, i'm a female...so i just eat my babies sometimes...(>.<)...i have been looking around for rule breakers and so far come across none to report...damn it! how am i going to become a rat if i fdon't report someone? damn it! start breaking rules people! lol

2004-11-30 [Demonia Darkblade]: Heheh :) I went on 6 hour tattle tailing Benge and turned in ALOT of people :)

2004-11-30 [dominoe]: can i join?

2004-11-30 [RabidSphinx]: i don't like to think of it as "tattling" on people...i like to look at it as: they break rules, means they are either 1) ignorant of the rules, thus need to be told, or 2) know the rules and did it anyways, in witch case they are not respectful of athority, and i want to beat them down...so i like to think i am , "Improving society..." (^_^)

2004-11-30 [dominoe]: right

2004-11-30 [paulvanderpool]: RaineDrop has a point.

2004-12-01 [dominoe]: true

2004-12-01 [Demonia Darkblade]: true true :) 

2004-12-01 [Whim]: Nope, it's tattling. That's why you're called "Rats". You "rat-out" or "tattle" on your fellow elfpackers. So don't misunderstand your job discription.

2004-12-01 [RabidSphinx]: drop dead [Whim]

2004-12-01 [Whim]: The description of the Rats starts off with "These sneaky rodents..." How can you be mad about me speaking the truth?

2004-12-01 [RabidSphinx]: because you annoy me...i was having fun, poking fun at myself saying i wasn't a tattler but just improving society...quite being a bitch...

2004-12-01 [Whim]: I only annoy you cause you hate me...lol.

2004-12-01 [RabidSphinx]: yes, i hate you...and you are always a dick...i think you are stalking me...GO AWAY!! stop showing up at all the wikis i go to! STALKER!!! *runs away*

2004-12-01 [Whim]: I'm an Elfpack official. A guard captain! This is one of the official wikis. I watch all official wikis. There's only like one or two other wikis that aren't official that I happen to have on watch that you go to. And besides...all my stalking of you takes place outside your house...lol.

2004-12-01 [RabidSphinx]: ahhhhh! *runs away* school is over...i will be home in, like, 20 minutes...unless [Whim] kidnaps me because he is stalking me...then it may take me a little longer to get home....*runs*

2004-12-01 [RabidSphinx]: home...guess [Whim] didn't get me...*snaps fingers* damn....

2004-12-01 [Sunrose]: *giggles* quite funny this... ^^

2004-12-01 [RabidSphinx]: (O.o) <--*is confused*...what did you say [Sunrose]?

2004-12-01 [Sunrose]: you can't read English?

2004-12-01 [RabidSphinx]: well, it seemed incomplete..."quite funny this"... i was like? "mer?" (my confused sound i make) are they upwards carrots supposed to be pointing up or did you make one of those text happy faces...?

2004-12-01 [Sunrose]: you should also take a training in netspeak if you want more jobs :p

2004-12-01 [RabidSphinx]: i know netspeak, to an extent...i just never really use it...and i know "^^" can be happy eyes on a text face or, what i thought you were doing after looking at your message for a while was pointing up...which would make sense...i was just confused...

2004-12-01 [Sunrose]: it's a face..no one ever uses that to point up! ;p

2004-12-02 [RabidSphinx]: sorry...i know some people that do...(i do...) *squeak* it's cold...

2004-12-02 [dominoe]: why dont we have badges?

2004-12-02 [Sunrose]: no the right question would be: why don't I have badges? Well because You don't Do anything usefull to us..

2004-12-02 [dominoe]: so r u just using us? that not very nice

2004-12-02 [Sunrose]: no, you get rewarded for things you do out of free will, that we can use. and stop commenting everywhere, because your comments are annoying and will make me go delete them!

2004-12-02 [dominoe]: but its not fair

2004-12-02 [Sunrose]: what isn't??

2004-12-02 [dominoe]: we dont get badges

2004-12-02 [Sunrose]: then do the work.

2004-12-02 [dominoe]: we do and we get nothing in return

2004-12-02 [RabidSphinx]: i feel helping out it all you need...what do you want from them, praise? suck it up...just help out the bloody site so it keeps running smoothly...

2004-12-02 [dominoe]: but this way we get something in return

2004-12-02 [RabidSphinx]: get what in return?

2004-12-02 [dominoe]: a badge like if u submit art

2004-12-02 [RabidSphinx]: so, that just means you want recognition for doning something you were supposed to do out of giving...if you want everyone to know you helped out the site, write at the top of your house, "I Donate art to EP" or whatever you do that you want to be praised like a small child for...

2004-12-02 [Sunrose]: I haven't seen you help around, all you do is chat everywhere. Besides you are not supposed to do it for the badge, but because you care for Elfpack.

2004-12-02 [RabidSphinx]: i <3 EP! and now i'm late for school...(^_^)...

2004-12-02 [dominoe]: see ya

2004-12-02 [RabidSphinx]: home...and hungry...

2004-12-02 [Sunrose]: *slobbers*

2004-12-02 [RabidSphinx]: lol...i have ghetto captin crunch...(^_^)

2004-12-02 [Sunrose]: wheee! :D

2004-12-03 [RabidSphinx]: i haven't ratted anyone out in a while...i feel like a failure...but i have been looking around and *most* of the houses are empty...well, i guess lack of people to report is a *good* thing...it just takes the fun out of my job...*pouts*

2004-12-03 [Sunrose]: well you could just harass members, but then they might report you..

2004-12-03 [RabidSphinx]: yah...i think i will hang around wiki's and bust people...some members of "show us your boobs" and other wikis like that tend to have alot of members with unautherized nude picures in their houses...so i check in from time to time...

2004-12-03 [RabidSphinx]: and am allowed to report people for breaking the "don't be an asshoole" rule? and i was also wondering if blocking me out of a wiki by deleting every comment i make considered being "asshole-ish" we were having a debate and he/she didn't like what i was saying because i didn't agree with them so they just keep deleting every message i leave, even the ones where i ask why they are deleting my comments...

2004-12-03 [Sunrose]: if someone is an asshole then report. if that person owns the wiki, they have a right to do that...

2004-12-03 [RabidSphinx]: well, they are a asshole that owns the wiki...ohwell...i don't care...they suck, and i am not going to waste my time with them...i have better things to do

2004-12-03 [Sunrose]: it's their wiki, they decide who can be on it. they are not allowed to make it a hate-wiki about an elftownmember, but other than that they own it and if they don't want you there then you will have to accept and respect that, even when it sucks.. . exactly, don't work yourself up over them..

2004-12-03 [RabidSphinx]: i did yesterday because we were in an abortion debate and they got pissy and just started deleting my 1/2 of the debate and i was getting pissed...but today, i am not responding to the posts on the wiki...they can think they won...i don't care...they made it so i couldn't defend my side of the argument so their "victory" is moot

2004-12-03 [Sunrose]: exactly....you know better..

2004-12-03 [RabidSphinx]: i like goldfish...

2004-12-03 [RabidSphinx]: there should be a goldfish badge for something...because goldfish rox my sox...i have *no* idea what it would be for, but there needs to be a super cute goldfish badge!

2004-12-03 [Sunrose]: heh! ask [Anvikit]!

2004-12-03 [1st Font]: or maybe goldfish could be the badge for stupid people, as they have bad memories? actually no as then 90% of EP would get the badge. Also make badge suggestions on the badge page.

2004-12-03 [RabidSphinx]: yah...sorry..it was a random thought that came to me after i wrote "i love goldfish"...and they are not stupid! they have a poor memory, like me, that is why i like them...*taps on the glass of goldtish tank and smiles at them as the swim to the top hoping for food*

2004-12-03 [RabidSphinx]: *squeak squeak*

2004-12-04 [1st Font]: Banned!!!

2004-12-04 [Sunrose]: hehe

2004-12-04 [RabidSphinx]: yah-yah...okay [1st Font]...

2004-12-04 [dominoe]: rats raise up

2004-12-06 [whisk]: can i join plez

2004-12-06 [RabidSphinx]: you must prove yourself a rat...or make friends with guards...(^_^)

2004-12-06 [Whim]: LMAO...prove yourself a rat...hehehe. That's a funny phrase.

2004-12-07 [RabidSphinx]: it is...lol

2004-12-07 [dominoe]: yep yep

2004-12-07 [Nevermore.]: how can u prove ur a rat?!

2004-12-07 [Sunrose]: make good reports

2004-12-07 [Nevermore.]: uh? send them where?

2004-12-07 [Sunrose]: -sighs- there is a button on members houses, read what it says if you press it.

2004-12-07 [Nevermore.]: ok....sorry

2004-12-13 [dominoe]: [mega24] has a pic with he stole of the internet 

2004-12-13 [The Dark Lord]: he isnt breaking the UAR's!

2004-12-13 [Demonia Darkblade]: If you go back to his page...click the "report to Guards" button and tell them

2004-12-15 [dominoe]: maybe

2004-12-16 [Sunrose]: boring!

2004-12-16 [1st Font]: omg YOU DID write it on Rates lollol

2004-12-16 [Sunrose]: duh! lol! can I be tar now?

2004-12-16 [1st Font]: tar?? omg dats rat bacwords!!

2004-12-16 [Sunrose]: I kno! duuude lik im not gud @ spelin! dun hav 2 rubt in! :/

2004-12-16 [RabidSphinx]: hahaha

2004-12-16 [Sunrose]: dun laf @ mi! fukcerrr!

2004-12-16 [RabidSphinx]: *points and laughs at [Sunrose]*

2004-12-16 [Sunrose]: :'( repoetered!

2004-12-16 [RabidSphinx]: *hugs* i have no idea what you just said...lol

2004-12-16 [1st Font]: omg u reposted hir!!! she in teobble now

2004-12-16 [dominoe]: is she

2004-12-16 [1st Font]: lots an lots

2004-12-16 [dominoe]: okay

2004-12-16 [Sunrose]: oh yea she band now!

2004-12-16 [dominoe]: really?

2004-12-16 [Sunrose]: yesh

2004-12-16 [The Dark Lord]: arghhhhhh

2004-12-16 [dominoe]: look bird run rats run!

2004-12-16 [The Dark Lord]: hehehehe.....MWAHAHAHAH....*confused and leaves wiki*

2004-12-16 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-12-16 [RabidSphinx]: it is 5:30 and i am just getting home from school...i love walking home in the dark...(^_^)

2004-12-16 [Nevermore.]: kool! i was dark! i luv that! we had lighting here!!

2004-12-16 [RabidSphinx]: it's snowing here

2004-12-17 [Nevermore.]: kool! i wish it was here! it was hailing eirler

2004-12-17 [The Dark Lord]: its raining in england....great(not)

2004-12-17 [Nevermore.]: aw, i hate rain! its so...wet! yuck

2004-12-17 [The Dark Lord]: i know thas england for you though!

2004-12-17 [Nevermore.]: ive only been there 3 times. once when i was 3 and twice with my friends to milton keyens

2004-12-17 [The Dark Lord]: kewl....did it rain!

2004-12-17 [Nevermore.]: yes, it did about twice

2004-12-17 [The Dark Lord]: hehehehehe...what a suprise!

2004-12-17 [Nevermore.]: lol, northern ireland is always raining!

2004-12-17 [1st Font]: not always, there was hail stones today :P

2004-12-17 [The Dark Lord]: nice....hail is better than rain....well more exciting...lol

2004-12-18 [Nevermore.]: yea! it was hailing today!! i had 2 walk home in it

2004-12-18 [1st Font]: I was working during the hail... so I was fine :P

2004-12-18 [Nevermore.]: it hurt! i had a t-shirt and a skirt on!!

2004-12-18 [1st Font]: tut tut!! see you should be inside

2004-12-18 [Nevermore.]: lol, in school or walk home freezing...hmmmm, the last day of school and spending extra time there isent so tempting

2004-12-18 [1st Font]: hehe ebil school

2004-12-18 [Nevermore.]: lol, yea!! i spend enough time there already...id rather freeze to death walking home in hail!

2004-12-18 [RabidSphinx]: i walked home in the blizzard of '99...it was the worst Blizzard we have had since 1977...it was really bad...

2004-12-18 [1st Font]: blizzard.... mmm i remember the year we were snowed in... mwhahah much fun

2004-12-18 [RabidSphinx]: yah, snowed in for 3 days...i was cought walking home in it and my mile walk that normally took me and my friend 20 minutes, took us nearly 2 hours because of the heavy winds, and cold. it was a whiteout, and cars were being driven off the road and stuck in 6 foot snow banks, built up by the winds...kids that took school buses didn't get home until 8 or 9 that night because the buses got stuck and the students weren't allowed off the bus and into the cold until emergancy people got there and rescued them. my friend stayed at my house for 3 days before we were alowed to leave our houses...i just remember how cold i was...even with my gloves, my friend and i gotten frost bite on out fingertips

2004-12-19 [1st Font]: eeek makes my thoughts of being snowed in not fun :(

2004-12-19 [RabidSphinx]: but my mom was waiting for us you see...there was a driving ban for 4 days after that and so during the actual blizzard she couldn't go out to find us, so she made hot ramen soup and got towels and stuff ready so that when my friend and i showed up she led us iside and dried and warmed us up.

2004-12-19 [1st Font]: awwwwwwwwww

2004-12-19 [RabidSphinx]: (^_^) we played the Game of Life for house while listening to STP's Sour Girl on repeat...hahahaha! that was such a good time

2004-12-19 [1st Font]: mmm happy times

2004-12-20 [dominoe]: right...

2004-12-20 [st.jimmy]: what an interesting story, i love snow.

2004-12-20 [FireGypsy]: *dances* im a rat lol.

2004-12-20 [RabidSphinx]: *squeak squeak* welcome...(^_^) [FireGypsy] will show me up since i think she is a better rat...or just has more time on her hands....lol

2004-12-20 [FireGypsy]: lol *sighs* yes, i know, i have no life.

2004-12-21 [dominoe]: wat ever

2004-12-23 [Vader]: how do i become a rat?

2004-12-23 [moo]: yar... how *do* you become a rat?

2004-12-24 [The Dark Lord]: make good reports

2004-12-27 [*_*]: hey

2004-12-27 [RabidSphinx]: *yawns* no one is, like, on tonight...what losers...they must have actual lives outside of EP...

2004-12-27 [*_*]: ya i guse so lol

2005-01-26 [kewt~azian~gurl]: come see Jumpsteady naked! -- mssg me for instant access to the wiki!

2005-01-26 [dominoe]: u cant

2005-02-05 [Morfeaohtarawen]: can i join?

2005-02-07 [RabidSphinx]: *squeak*

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: How do you know how many people that you have reported?

2005-02-07 [Sunrose]: We can see a list on your house :)

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: *scans house* huh? oh right....

2005-02-07 [Nevermore.]: is still lost...

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: Hehe, I'm always lost. I've reported quite a few people these days... I'm sorta making and effort to report 25 but I'm not looking for rule breakers, know what I mean?

2005-02-07 [Nevermore.]: erin face it...u love getting ppl into trouble! i know that!!! *glares*

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: Huh? What have I done?!

2005-02-07 [Nevermore.]: *HUGGLES ERIN* just kidding....*smiles..then glare's evily* Muhahahahaha! *coughs* i mean.....hehe, yay!

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: *hugs back* I'd love to be one of the rats though...

2005-02-07 [Nevermore.]: *points finger at erin* KABOOM!!! haha! now you are! *watches erin turn into a rat and run around the floor

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: SQUEAK! *thinks: yay!*

2005-02-07 [Nevermore.]: hehe! haha!!!!NO ONE MOVE! DONT TRAMPLE ON MY FRIEND..IF U DO..I WILL SQUISH U! MUHAHAHA

2005-02-07 [Love like Winter.]: ECK! *gets nervous at the thought of being trapled on and runs away*

2005-02-07 [Nevermore.]: *pick's her up by tail and looks at erin* hehe, u want me to turn you back?