[Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]'s diary

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Written about Saturday 2007-06-09
Written: (6327 days ago)

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*Sings* 3 2 1 make some noise!

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Written about Sunday 2007-06-03
Written: (6334 days ago)

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HAH! I'M USING WITHOUT PERMISSION!!!! YOU CANT PWN ME!!!!


(But serious can I keep it here? XD)

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Written about Friday 2007-06-01
Written: (6336 days ago)

A bottle of blood is all it takes,
A bottle of blood to make them shake,
A bottle of blood delicious indeed,
A bottle of blood is all you need,
A bottle of blood then we feed.

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Mm...blood...
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Still alot left...
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Do you want some?
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I'll pour some up.

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Written about Saturday 2007-05-05
Written: (6362 days ago)
Next in thread: 99063

You know you're living in 2007 when...

1. You enter your pin number on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after long days at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW You Are LAUGHING at yourself.

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Written about Monday 2007-04-02
Written: (6396 days ago)
Next in thread: 97648

Eryn: Ahh.. thease were the days...


Everyone 14 and older must read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Before Sidekicks & iPods.


Before MIKE JONES


Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.


Before the 5 hours(5min) of homework you put off every night.


WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL


When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.


When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.


When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.


When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.


When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.


When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.



Way back..........


Tag.


Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.


Red Light, Green Light.


Heads Up 7 Up.


Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.


Hopscotch.


Slip-n-Slides.


Tree Houses.


Hula Hoops.


Skip-its.


Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.


The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.


Running through the sprinklers.


Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.


Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.


Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.


Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It."


But wait....


Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.


Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.


The original Power Rangers


Or what about....


The Secret Life of Alex Mac.


Ren & Stimpy.


Double Dare.


Rocko's Modern Life.


AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.


Wild & Crazy Kids.


Clarissa Explains it All.


Salute Your Shorts.


Are You Afraid of the Dark?


The original cast members of All That.


Kenan & Kel.


The Magic School Bus.


Flash Forward.


Pete and Pete.


Legends of the Hidden Temple.


Hey Dude.


Dinosaurs.


Pinky and the Brain.


Blossom.


Hangin' With Mr. Copper.


Wishbone.


Bill-Nye the Science Guy.


Kablamm.


Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Facts of Life, & I Love Lucy.


Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.


Or Nick Jr. with Face.


Gulah-Gulah Island.


Little Bear.


Under the Umbrella Tree.


The Busy World of Richard Scary.


The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.


Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.


Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.


Class field trips.


When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.


When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.


When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.


When Toys 'R' Us overuled the mall.


Go back to the time when.....


Argument's were only started when it came to who was gonna be the redranger.


Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.


Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'


'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.


Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.


It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.


Being old referred to anyone over 20.


A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.


Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.


It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.


When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.


When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.


When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever.


When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day.


When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction.


When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up.


When stress was addition and subtraction.


When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.


When shaving cream was just meant for play.


When a first kiss only lead to cooties.


When Valentines Day meant cards for all.


When you said that you "like liked" someone.


When birthdays were a class event.


When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.


When the summer lasted forever.


When time didn't matter.


These were the days we hadn't realized escaped us until it's all brought back.


Repost if these things mean something to you, and you get the personal images of when you were a kid

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Written about Friday 2007-03-23
Written: (6405 days ago)

TWO  FRIENDS  WERE  WALKING
THROUGH  THE  DESERT.
DURING  SOME  POINT  OF  THE
JOURNEY,  THEY  HAD  AN
ARGUMENT;  AND  ONE  FRIEND
SLAPPED  THE  OTHER  ONE
IN  THE  FACE.







THE  ONE  WHO  GOT  SLAPPED
WAS  HURT,  BUT  WITHOUT
SAYING  ANYTHING,
WROTE  IN  THE  SAND:

TODAY  MY  BEST  FRIEND
SLAPPED  ME  IN  THE  FACE.

THEY  KEPT  ON  WALKING,
UNTIL  THEY  FOUND   AN  OASIS,
WHERE  THEY  DECIDED
TO  TAKE  A   BATH
THE  ONE   WHO  HAD  BEEN
SLAPPED GOT  STUCK  IN  THE
MIRE  AND  STARTED  DROWNING,
BUT  THE  FRIEND SAVED  HIM.

AFTER  HE  RECOVERED  FROM
THE  NEAR  DROWNING,
HE  WROTE  ON  A  STONE:

"TODAY  MY  BEST  FRIEND
SAVED  MY  LIFE ".

THE  FRIEND  WHO  HAD  SLAPPED
AND  SAVED  HIS  BEST  FRIEND
ASKED  HIM,  "AFTER I HURT  YOU,
YOU  WROTE  IN  THE  SAND  AND  NOW,
YOU  WRITE  ON  A   STONE,  WHY?"

THE  FRIEND  REPLIED
"WHEN  SOMEONE  HURTS  US
WE  SHOULD  WRITE  IT  DOWN
IN  SAND,   WHERE  WINDS  OF
FORGIVENESS  CAN   ERASE  IT AWAY.
BUT,  WHEN SOMEONE  DOES
SOMETHING  GOOD  FOR  US,
WE  MUST  ENGRAVE  IT  IN  STONE
WHERE  NO  WIND
CAN  EVER  ERASE  IT."

LEARN  TO  WRITE
YOUR  HURTS  IN
THE  SAND  AND  TO
CARVE  YOUR
BENEFITS  IN  STONE.

 

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Written about Thursday 2007-03-15
Written: (6413 days ago)

SQUEE! I get to go horseback riding tomarrow >.>

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Written about Tuesday 2007-03-13
Written: (6416 days ago)

Lets see its 5:11 in the morning..I'm bored..I Shall sleep..

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Written about Monday 2007-03-12
Written: (6416 days ago)

Zechs: "If the people let Mari Meia do as she wishes they will end up giving birth to a second Miliardo Peacecraft!"


Zechs: "Noin you really dont have to stick around with me"

Noin:"Zechs I told you a year ago that I will never leave your side...I've waited all this time...And I simply cant wait any longer..."
Zechs: "Understood"


Zechs: "We've reached out limit."
Noin: "I'm not saying any goodbyes yet, Zechs!"
Zechs: "Of coarse not."

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Written about Friday 2007-03-09
Written: (6419 days ago)

START :.
1. Your gender: Female
2. Are you liking someone: Dunno
3. Are you hungry: no
4. Are you bored: yes
5. Your birthday: 2/5/1992
6. Age you wish you were: what I am now
7. The color of your hair: brown with white/blonde hilights
8. Color you wish your hair was: I like it now.
9. The color of your eyes: green
10. Got any piercings: Ears
11. Want anything pierced: Lip
12. Tattoos: Want some
13. Who do you like: Dunno
14. Any siblings: Bro

.:HAVE YOU/DO YOU :.
15. Read the newspaper: si
16. Get told you're on crack: yep (but i'm not)
17. Talk to strangers: WHen I'm hyper
18. Take walks in the rain: Dah
19. Drive: No >.> I'm a scary driver.
20. Like to drive: Go-carts, yes
21. Been out of the country: no
22. Been in love: Dunno damnit! Quit asking those questions ><
23. Regret it: I SAID SHUDDUP!
24. Gone skinny dipping: no
25. Had a surgery: si
26. Ran away from home: yes
27. Played strip poker: no
28. Been loved: by my mom
29. Been on stage: Yes
30. Slept outdoors: yes
31. Made a Prank phone call: Duh XD
32. Pulled an all-nighter: WHO HASNT?!
33. Sleep Walked: Si!
34. Sleep Talked: "I wannah cookeh mommeh.."
35. Cried yourself to sleep: Yes
36. Slept all day: Nope
37. Killed someone: Wished I had
38. Made out with a stranger: Havnt even kissed anyone
39. Slept in the same bed with someone: My friends >.>
40. Kissed someone: See the "I wish I could kill someone" comment?!
41. Regret it: *Grabs knife*
42. Been betrayed: Yes...
43. Broken the law: Maybe >.>
44. Met a famous person: Si! I think >.>
45. Been on radio-tv: Radio and TV Yay
46. Been in a mosh-pit: What do you consider a mosh pit?
47. Had a nervous breakdown: Yes
48. Danced naked: NO
49. Repeated Dream: Dah
50. Shoe brand you prefer: Vans, Adio, T-U-K
51. Wear hats: I have a cowboy hat!
52. Judge people: I can some of the time
53. Listen to: I listen to alot of music. Listen to people? Not so much.
54. Own 10 pairs of shoes: more like 2 deary
55. Favorite place to shop: The Mall
56. Comfortable clothing: Jeans, T-shirt, denim jacket and shoes/boots.
57. What's your style: I dun have a style. my style changes every day.

. :BELIEVE IN:.
58. Miracles: yes
59. Angels: yes
60. Magic: yes
61. Ghosts: yes
62. Shirt: ...eh..?
63. Birth: yes
64. Easter Bunny: No
65. Cupid: ''
67. The death penalty: yes
. :RANDOM:.
68. Best friends: Brittany, Laura, Jessee, Allie, Al
69. Everyone lies : yes
70. Ying and Yang: yes
71. Love at first sight: Kinda
72. Remember your first love: THE HELL IS UP WITH THEASE QUESTIONS?!
73. What do you find romantic: I dunno..stuff
74. Do you look at looks alone: I'm told I look lonely.
75. Flirt to get for attention: No
76. Time goes by too fast: yes
77. Like someone: *Stabs*

. :LAST PERSON :.
78. That you laughed at: Amanda
79. That laughed at you: Lizzie
80. Person that made you smile: Lizzie
81. You went shopping with: My mom
82. To disappoint you: Me! -.-
83. Last time you took shower: today
84. To brighten up your day: Amanda
85. Person you kissed: *Watches you bleed*
86. You Dumped : *Stabs more*
87. Food you ate: chicken salad
89. You Hugged: Lizzie
90. You texted: Mom
91. You were in love with: *Decapitates*
92. You Fought: James

.:FAVORITE:.
93. Food: garlic chicken
94. Girl: Jessee
95. Boy: Sam
96. Park: I dont go to parks
97. Sport: Western Pleasure Horseback riding
99. Pet: Sadie (Whom passed away)
100. Quote: "I'll Break Everything But Your Neck" - Kankuro from Naruto.

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Written about Monday 2007-03-05
Written: (6424 days ago)

You stay up for 16 hours

He stays up for days on end.
_________________________

You take a warm shower to help you wake up.

He goes days or weeks without running water.
__________________________

You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.

He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
__________________________

You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.

He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
__________________________

You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.

He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
__________________________

You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.

He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
__________________________

You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.

He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
_________________________

You complain about how hot it is.

He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
__________________________

You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.

He doesn't get to eat today.
__________________________

Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.

He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
__________________________

You go to the mall and get your hair redone.

He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
__________________________

You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.

He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
__________________________

You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.

He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
__________________________

You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.

He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
__________________________

You roll your eyes as a baby cries.

He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet
__________________________

You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.

He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
__________________________

You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.

He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.
__________________________

You see only what the media wants you to see.

He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
__________________________

You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.

He does exactly what he is told.
__________________________

You stay at home and watch TV.

He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
__________________________

You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.

He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.
__________________________

You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.

If only there were more men like him
___________________________
If you support your troops, repost this

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Written about Monday 2007-03-05
Written: (6424 days ago)
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Written about Sunday 2007-03-04
Written: (6424 days ago)

Haha...PROOF that I'm obsessed with Kankuro from Naruto XD
It was my dream lastnight.

THE FOLLOWING MIGHT BE DISTURBING FOR CREEPY PEOPLE THAT DONT LIKE THE SHOW NARUTO (XD)

Alright. I went to bed around 12. My dream was this.

It looked like I was at school, but that scene changed quickly. I looked over my shoulder from one of the tables in the cafeteria, and there stood Kankuro, smiling, a hand in his pocket. I gasped and stood upright, turning. He pulled his hand from his pocket and offered it to me. I smiled and took his hand. We began walking and the scene changed to the forests. I blinked and looked at him. He simply smiled. We walked in silence for what seemed like forever before I spoke "Why did you come here?" He stopped walking, as did I. "Do you not want me here?" He asked, his voice different then the one on the show. "No! Its not that! I just didnt expect to see you!" I said, looking down, then noticing that I was dressed in an outfit much like his. At this I blinked and pulled out a small mirror I found somewhere on my person. I had the same type of hat that he had had on and I had blue markings on my face, similar to his but with their own twist to it. I looked back at Kankuro. He was smiling again. It made my heart skip a beat. He leaned forward and gently pressed his lips to my own.  I woke up.

I know I know I'm a nerd leave me alone =.= *Hugs Kankuro*

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Written about Saturday 2007-02-17
Written: (6440 days ago)

Tom picked little Alexandria up and hugged her tight, she, wrapping her little arms around his neck. "Who's daddy's favorite girl?" He asked her. "Me!" Young Alex replied, giggling. "Thats right" Tom smiled "What about me?" Lily asked as she walked to the two. She'd been watching. Tom looked at her and smiled then looked at Alex "Sorry, Alexandria, you've been moved to second." He smiled "Dats ok Daddeh!" Tom then kissed Lily softly. Alex made a face and got them both to laugh "Dance more!" Alex clapped her hands. Tom smiled "Ok, dance more" He set her down on his own feet and began to dance again. Lily watched with a smile. The scene faded as Lily dove infront of her son, Harry, shouting "NO, TOM! STOP!" Before she was hit with the spell.
Tom sat upright in bed, panting, eyes wide, his hand grabbing his wand. He looked over at Lily then at the side of the bed where little Alexandria was. "Daddeh..You was muttering in your sleep.. You ok? I got worried..an' I had a bad dweam." She said. Tom picked her up gently and rocked her, sighing "I'm fine, Alex. Thank you though.. Go back to sleep.. Daddy's got you.. He wont let anyone hurt you..." Little Alex nodded and cuddled into her father's strong chest. "Ni ni daddeh..Don have no more bad dweams, kay? I wont let anything hurt you either daddeh.. I got you.." Alex said softly, before slipping into sleep. Tom stared at his little girl..his pride and joy...He laid back, still holding her, thinking of the man he'd seem Lily with the day before.. His old friend James Potter.. For some reason when he was around James he felt odd now..He didnt know why.. Thinking of this he went back to sleep.

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Written about Friday 2007-02-16
Written: (6441 days ago)


Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai
A-a-a iyaiyai,
Where's my samurai

I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need, I need my samurai

Ay, ay, ay,
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colours in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colours in the sky

I've been searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who won't regret
To keep me in his net
Yes I need, I need my samurai

Ay, ay, ay,
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colours in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue,
Make the colours in the sky

Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai
A-a-a iyaiyai,
Where's my samurai

Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai
A-a-a iyaiyai,
Where's my samurai

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Written about Saturday 2007-02-10
Written: (6446 days ago)
Next in thread: 94801

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Written about Sunday 2007-02-04
Written: (6452 days ago)
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Written about Sunday 2007-02-04
Written: (6452 days ago)
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Written about Sunday 2007-02-04
Written: (6453 days ago)

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
The gunpowder, treason and plot,
I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

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Written about Monday 2007-01-29
Written: (6459 days ago)

My lamb is gone... I had to sell him today... I'm crying now.. I've been crying since we left Fort Worth. I pronice...no... I garentee you that my lamb was the only one that would be across the arena we had them in and I could shout "BUDDY HOLLY!!!" And he's look up and come running and stand up so that I could pet his head... When we were leaving the lamb barn I heard him over everyone elce, bleating, calling for me.. I looked back and he was standing on his hind legs, his front on the fence, staring at me...He has less then ten days to live...damnit..

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Written about Sunday 2007-01-28
Written: (6459 days ago)

Hey on a laptop at the show place :P just checking in dont expect messages to be replied to so nhhh

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