[Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]'s diary
Four. Months.
Mind you, the thing below is just my classes. Not 100% sure if its in the right order (But I think it is)
My highschool agenda.
(Most of the names I put are last names)
Theater - Freeman
IPC - Dement (Demented)
Algebra 1 - Reece
(lunch at 10:45)(Brunch)
English 1 - Monroe
AG - Richards
Study hall- Luis
World Geo. - Rinard
92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.
Wrong e-mail address
> A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong
e-mail address!
> A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to
thaw out during a
> particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
the same hotel where
> they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules,
> it was difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules. So, the husband
> left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down
> the following day.
> The husband checked into the hotel. There was a
computer in his room, so
> he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However,
he accidentally
> left out one letter in her e-mail address, and
without realizing his
> error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in
Houston, a widow had just
> returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a
minister who was called
> home to glory following a heart attack.
> The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting
messages from relatives
> and friends. After reading the first message, she
screamed
> and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the
room, found his mother on
> the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
>
> To: My Loving Wife
>
> Subject: I've Arrived
>
> Date: October 16, 2004
> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and
> you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived
> and have been checked in. I see that everything
has been prepared for
> your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing
you then!
>
> Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
>
> PS Sure is freaking hot down here!
>
>
>
>
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If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 10 or less you are fearless.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF???
[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[x] being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[] cats
[] dogs
[] birds
[] spiders and/or other insects
[] driving or being in cars
[] flying
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] water
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] germs
[] thunder/lightn
[] frogs/toads
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] cotton balls
[] cemeteries
[x] clowns
[x] large crowds
[] crossing bridges
[] death
[] Heaven
[] being robbed
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibility
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] diseases
[] daylight
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] poverty
[] ghosts
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains or railroads
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] being blind...
[] being deaf
[] growing up
[] monsters under my bed
[] creepy noises during the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] long words
[] Being kidnapped
Repost saying: "I fear ___ out of 66 things."
I fear 5 out of 66 things....not bad..
Nope
Sheikah
My Entei from Pokemon Lovers United!!
I made this. Ask before you take it
*hugs him and sobs* NOO!!
Awwwww.....
(Drawn by [Tyrant Calhoun] you take him you DIE!)
Are you glad I dont type like this with a normal keyboard?
Random. \m/
Me, my mom, my brother, marcella (Thats what my mom named the fish) and Dave (Click to enlarge)
Month One
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's an abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just...
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
.::If you're against abortion, repost this::.
ATTENTION! I GOT A NEW HAIRCUT THAT I LOVE!
(Click to enlarge)
its been one year since my grandfather died (June 26 2005)
You entered: 2/5/1992
Your date of conception was on or about 15 May 1991 which was a Wednesday.
You were born on a Wednesday
under the astrological sign Aquarius.
Your Life path number is 1.
Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22.
The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2448657.5.
The golden number for 1992 is 17.
The epact number for 1992 is 25.
The year 1992 was a leap year.
Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/4/1992 and ending 1/22/1993.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 19 April 1992.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 26 April 1992.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 4 March 1992.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 7 June 1992.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 14 June 1992.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Monday, 28 September 1992.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Saturday, 18 April 1992.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 3 March 1992.
As of 7/25/2006 1:07:41 PM EDT
You are 14 years old.
You are 173 months old.
You are 755 weeks old.
You are 5,284 days old.
You are 126,829 hours old.
You are 7,609,747 minutes old.
You are 456,584,861 seconds old.
Celebrities who share your birthday:
Jeremy Sumpter (1989) Jennifer Jason Leigh (1962) Christopher Guest (1948)
Barbara Hershey (1948) Roger Staubach (1942) H.R. Giger (1940)
Alex Harvey (1935) Henry 'Hank' Aaron (1934) Andrew Greeley (1928)
Red Buttons (1919) William Burroughs (1914) Adlai E. Stevenson, Jr. (1900)
Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 2.068101761252
There are 195 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 15 candles.
Those 15 candles produce 15 BTUs,
or 3,780 calories of heat (that's only 3.7800 food Calories!) .
You can boil 1.71 US ounces of water with that many candles.
In 1992 there were approximately 4.1 million births in the US.
In 1992 the US population was approximately 248,709,873 people, 70.3 persons per square mile.
In 1992 in the US there were 2,362,000 marriages (9.2%) and 1,215,000 divorces (4.8%)
In 1992 in the US there were approximately 2,148,000 deaths (8.6 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.
In 1992 the population of Australia was approximately 17,581,284.
In 1992 there were approximately 264,151 births in Australia.
In 1992 in Australia there were approximately 114,752 marriages and 45,729 divorces.
In 1992 in Australia there were approximately 123,660 deaths.
Your birthstone is Amethyst http://www.pau
The Mystical properties of Amethyst
Amethyst is used to increase spiritually
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Bloodstone, Onyx, Moonstone
Your birth tree is
Poplar, the Uncertainty
Looks very decorative, no self-confident behaviour, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organiser, tends to philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership serious.
There are 153 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 166 days till Orthodox Christmas!
The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.
Awww...
Here's the scoop... This morning, my family and I (And a friend) went to the lake. It was 4:00AM. I'm tired as hell. We cought over 140 fish the we kept and I'm sunburned like hell. My face, forearms, and right kneww, are beat red...
since I want to keep my mood the way it is...
We have a kid comming over today and he's gunna stay for the weekend. Wont be on that much I dont think. and on sunbday I wont be here cus I gotta go fishing at 4 in the morning
Eryn: Ahh.. thease were the days...
Everyone 14 and older must read this!!!!!!!!!!
Before Sidekicks & iPods.
Before MIKE JONES
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.
Before the 5 hours(5min) of homework you put off every night.
WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back..........
Tag.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopscotch.
Slip-n-Slides.
Tree Houses.
Hula Hoops.
Skip-its.
Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.
The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.
Running through the sprinklers.
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It."
But wait....
Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.
Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.
The original Power Rangers
Or what about....
The Secret Life of Alex Mac.
Ren & Stimpy.
Double Dare.
Rocko's Modern Life.
AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
Wild & Crazy Kids.
Clarissa Explains it All.
Salute Your Shorts.
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
The original cast members of All That.
Kenan & Kel.
The Magic School Bus.
Flash Forward.
Pete and Pete.
Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Hey Dude.
Dinosaurs.
Pinky and the Brain.
Blossom.
Hangin' With Mr. Copper.
Wishbone.
Bill-Nye the Science Guy.
Kablamm.
Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Facts of Life, & I Love Lucy.
Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
Or Nick Jr. with Face.
Gulah-Gulah Island.
Little Bear.
Under the Umbrella Tree.
The Busy World of Richard Scary.
The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
Class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
When Toys 'R' Us overuled the mall.
Go back to the time when.....
Argument's were only started when it came to who was gonna be the redranger.
Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-mi
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever.
When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day.
When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction.
When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up.
When stress was addition and subtraction.
When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.
When shaving cream was just meant for play.
When a first kiss only lead to cooties.
When Valentines Day meant cards for all.
When you said that you "like liked" someone.
When birthdays were a class event.
When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.
When the summer lasted forever.
When time didn't matter.
These were the days we hadn't realized escaped us until it's all brought back.
Repost if these things mean something to you, and you get the personal images of when you were a kid