EAT ME
BEAT ME
BITE ME
BLOW ME
SUCK ME
FUCK ME
VERY SLOWLY
IF YOU KISS ME DONT BE SASSY USE YOUR TOUNGE AND MAKE ME NASTY

I have a shirt that says....(theres an arrow pointing at my pants)

Press here
Grab, Shake well
Guarentied action
Internal use only,
     Get it? most of you will

Life comes at you fast, know when to grab ahold of it and shake it between your fingers. It may hurt sometimes but just let it out scream!! Just go with the flow, with life that is lol =P