whoo..no valentine tomorrow plus I get a needle shoved through my tounge...hoorah

I'm bored, sad, and lonely...
*sits in corner and cries*
XD
bleh

I'm a major romantic and I fall in love easy....why am I randomly writing this??

Damian...That boy..I love him to death..But he's skeptical about breaking up..tomorrow we'll settle everything.. I hope we don't break up because I love him..wish me luckk?

So...I'm making a random diary entry because I'm bored...well...this has been pleasant...Well...bye

THIS GUY IS A TOTAL PIG AND YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER DATE HIMMM!!!!!!

So I got to spend all night with [Damian♥] last night, and I had so much funn!! we played guitar hero and we went through all of my stuff in my room. It was so much fun! I frickin' love that kid!

My [hero!]

I think I'm stuck on [Damian♥]
I mean, I started missing him so badly ever since he got in the car and left after school yesterday...I'm so glad he called me or I would've gone insane!

Do you think it's true love or puppy love?
I mean we've only been dating for 8 days...

Today was the BEST Valentine's Day ever! Even though we had a half day of school, I got to spend every moment with [Damian♥] and I LOVED IT!!! He's just the best boyfriend I've ever had!!!
And I learned a few new things about him.
[Damian Evan Newsome♥] is his full name
[April 7th, 1993] Is the day he was brought into the world
His fave colors are green and black and red (:
I love him so muchly!

My head hurts and it's all [Damian♥]s fault...Yes I am blaming him for my headache...It's because I CAN'T stop thinking about him...(so far) He's perfect in every way.

[Damian♥♥♥]

Michael Jackson is so cool...seriously

exept for the whole child molestation thing

this is the eye of my gorgeous b/f wHEEEEEE haha lol

[Damian♥]Oh meh gosh! What can I say about Damian? He's the greatest! Damian (so far) is not like other guys. He doesn't push me to do anything, he's so gorgeous, and he's so sweet! He acually writes me notes...I'm always on cloud nine when I'm with him...I walk so slow when I'm walking with him and I get tounge tied a lot..and when I look at him in the eyes, my heart beats uncontrollably♥

aww this is sooo cute!!!

Cody and Cory♥
they're so cute together!!
2 of my besties;;♥
luff 4them both!!

Why don't you just rip out my heart!

wait..that would hurt..and then I'd have to go to the emergency room...you might wanna think of somethin' else to do...lol

I crack me up!

1. Make racecar noises when people get on and off.




2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.




3. Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"




4. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.




5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.




6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.




7. Shave.




8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"




9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.




10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.




11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.




12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"




13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."




14. One word: Flatulence!




15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.




16. Do Tai Chi exercises.




17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."




18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"




19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.




20. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm..... tasty!"




21. Meow occasionally.




22. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.




23. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"




24. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.




25. Sing "Mary had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.




26. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.




27. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.




28. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.




29. Leave a box between the doors.




30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.




31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.




32. Start a sing-along.




33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"




34. Play the accordion.




35. Shadow box.




36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.




37. Lean against the button panel.




38. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.




39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.




40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."




41. Bring a chair along.




42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"




43. Blow spit bubbles.




44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.




45. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."




46. Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.




47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.




48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.




49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."




50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!"

Things to do @ Kmart




1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.


2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.


3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.


4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.


5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"


6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.


7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.


8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms


9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"


10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.


11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all on and turn the volumes to "10".


12. Play with the automatic doors.


13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.


14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"


15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.


16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.


17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.


18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.


19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"


20. Put M&M's on layaway.


21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.


22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.


23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.


24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.


25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"


26. TP as much of the store as possible.


27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.


28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.


29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"


30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"


31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.


32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.


33. Take bets on the battle described above.


34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)


35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.


36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.


37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible."


38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.


39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.


40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.


41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.


42. Two words: "Marco Polo."


43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.


44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.


45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.


46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them


47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.


48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"


49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.


50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.


51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."


52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles


53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.


54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.


55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.


56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.


57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."


58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.


59. Redress the mannequins as you see fit.


60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.


61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.


62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 63. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"


65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"


66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."


67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.


68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!


69. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming "