HI im Dasha! I like music,anime(inuyasha) and sport!!!
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me and my inuyasha
MY FAV BANDS:
Simple Plan
Avril Lavigne
Blink182
Evanescence
Good Charlotte
Green Day
Rummstein
Nirvana
Busted
Linking Park
Marilyn Manson
The Rusmus
HIM
AC/DC
The Offspring
Metallica
Pink Floyd
A.F.I
Slipknot
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50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tightie
s, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
u just have to read this it so funny [Deathaven] wrote this about me lol
1.Who are you? Jesse.. or Bucket!! lol
2. Are we friends? oh, definately!
3. When and how did we meet? here, elftown
4. Do you have a crush on me? well, its more like an undying love thing, more than a crush..
5. Would you kiss me? i wouldnt want to offend you or anything, but maybe if you were ok with it... lol
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. umm... hello? lol i dont know!!
7. Describe me in one word. Perfect! lol
8. What was your first impression? "wow... this lady's crazy!!!"
9. Do you still think that way about me now? .. yes? lol
10. What reminds you of me? crazy stuff!!
11. If you could give me anything what would it be? a hug, cause those are free!!
12. How well do you know me? like the back of my ass.. ive never really seen it but i know its there.. lol
13. When's the last time you saw me? last wednesday!
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yes.. and i still cant... or can i?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you? it came from my house!!
16.Did you message me just because of how i look? what happens if i say yes?
17.If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me? yes cause thats just gross!!
18.If you're gonna be my friend i'd wish you to be with my siblings too. Could you deal with that? yes... sadly..
19.Could you keep a secret? yes!! secrets are awesome!!
20.What's your fav color? orange and black!!
21.Would You ever date me? maybe if your hair was blonde... lol j/k!!
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