Register a user on Elfpack
2pac_R.I.P. (poll for ladies, dudes that take it r gay)
Email: amjosey@sbcglobal.net
Name: aaron josey
this is my dude jake. hes tight. i mean weve had our share of fights but i dont think of them as fights. i think of them as strength tests
this is my brother,hes pretty cool sometimes,most of the time he just pisses me off! this was taken when he was i think 15. hes about to turn 19 this july. he looks much different. hes fun because he always comes home with lots of weed or beer and we use it all up.
Elfpack titles and orders
Drunk-ass | Adventurer | Crazy kid |
Description:
im aaron josey i have brown hair and brown eyes and i go to goodrich middle school and im in 8th grade. i am 5'9 and 174 lb so im alittle over wieght. i love animals and music and the computer is my life. im 14 and my friends on here are bluebomber and vampires and alot more then that but dont know there names yet. i like going to the movies and im a pyro. i love fire. and im single so help urself ladies. i love to draw and i love to go fishing and playing sports like football and soccer and basketball and even baseball. i love going on huge bike rides. its good exercise. ive got a pin pal that lives in florida. shes really nice. me and her have alot in common. i have some very strange friends. one of my friends is 6'4 high and he looks like an ogre.just kiddin. another one of my friends went from a normal kid to a goth. another fried loves yugioh. i hate it i think its stupid. another friend is aucually normal (tony, robert, and ronny). no wait ronny isn't normal. hes got a restraining order on him right now by nalee. its funny hes not even allowed to look at her or we all beat him up lol. its fun. oh ya i almost forgot to add my friend jacob cottle. hes pretty kool. ive known him since i was in 6th grade becuase i had him in my homeroom. weve had our share of fights but we still dudes afterwards. just think of them as strength challenges. oh ya hes word_life54 on here. halla at him if u want to know anything else bout me. my other friends name is alex megger. ive known him all my life. he moved to florida so i only get to see him maybe once a year. hes cool. hes my best friend. i want to start up a reptile park wit him. for endangered, injured, and even common every day reptiles. my principal is a freakin miggit. she's like 2 feet tall. lol. her nick name is stunpy the irish qween. wat i look for in a girl is she needs to be hot and nice and kind hearted and same age or 1 or 2 years yuger than me maybe 1 year older but mainly she needs to like me for who i am and not wat i look like or wat i have. it depends. i love rap and hip hop and r&b. its good stuff. i have 1 sister thats 17 and 1 brother thats 18 turning 19. hes an asshole though. i hate him. i want to move to australia when i turn 19 becuase me and my friend alex want to open up a reptile park for endangered and exotic reptiles and even injured reptiles. its going to be awesome. i do drink sometimes but i dont smoke anymore im allitle over weight so ive been working out. i love lifting but im not allowed to lift every day becuase my dad says it will leave stretch marks and i could pull something. i love going to the ymca to lift and do leg crunchers and things like that. i can bench press about 95 to 100 pounds. im not to strong but my friend whitney is training me. and now im becomeing stronger. i also go over to my friends house to lift becuase he just got a weight set for christmas.
______________
_______________________
this starts a great and funny ass story. read it.
there is some fun shit that happens in my neighborhood. its all good. i love going paintballing wit my friends. me and my brother made a box out of crates and took hinges and put them on it and made a door so that it just lifts up. we glued plants and things to the top of it to make it blend in with its suroundings. i was playing a game called comandos with my friends one time. we all were 2 different color camo clothes on depended on the team ur on. well we use fire wrks. u know m80s, fire crackers, nukes, atamick bombs, bottle rockets, smoke sticks and smoke bombs. its good old fashion fun. until this dude named brandon that used to live up the street from me had a stupid idea. he took a big firework, the ones they use at baseball games, and stuck it under a car and lit it. it went off and hit the gas tank of the car. blew the car up as soon as it hit. car was brand new. new rims new interior, new paint job. and he blew it up. the owner called the cops on us and when they got there we all scattered except brandon. he was stuck in fear. we all took off to the woods. now, we all paintball every where in the woods so we know every hole in the ground, every ditch somewhere, every tree in the place. so we took off to the woods. cops chased us. i lost them by hiding in the box me and my brother made for paintballing. the dog started sniffing the box but the cop just thought that the dog had to take a piss and pulled it away. so i lost the cops but my friends didnt. they kept running. then when they got to the railroad tracks that used to run in the woods, dont any more, they hid in the old rotten railroad beams that rotted away. since they rotted away there are huge holes in th middle of all of them that has lots of branches and other beams in front of them. just one opening in the hole just big enough to squeeze into. so they all hid in the hole except anthony wheeler. his dumb ass kept running. cops lost everyone but him. he got to a dead end and started climbing into a tree. the cops looked around the woods for everyone for like an hour then gave up. anthony had fallen asleep and fell out of the tree. when he woke up on the ground after the crash landing, he saw that he was bleeding on his arm. so he ran up to one of the cops that was chasing everyone and asked for a bandade. the cop said havnt i seen u before somewhere. anthony said no and the cop said UR THE KID THAT I WAS CHASING. anthony was like oh shit and took off running again. after a while i just went home and changed into different clothes. the cop asked me if i saw some kids running around earlyer and i said ya. so he had the nerve to ask me if i new there names and where they all lived. i said ya. he said r u going to give them to me. i was like no im not a hater. but i will give u anthony wheeler. he lives in that blue house right there. he said thanx and got his parents to call for him. he came out of the woods about 5 minutes later and the cops grabbed him and threw him in the cop car. i ratted him out becuase a few years ago before all this shit, me rickie and anthony were shop lifting at rite aid. the next day he goes up to buy a pack of gum and when we get there he starts shoving balloons into his pockets. we did it too. he goes up to buy the gum and pulls a quarter out of his pocket. all the balloons fall out. me and rickie empty our pockets of all the balloons. and we walk out. he rats s out that we stole some to and that we just emptied our pockets. cops come and grab us while were running and we get thrown in jewvee. so we kicked his ass when we got out. but anyways. i was going to the woods to check on my dudes. they told me to tell them when the cops left so i did and we all go home and get changed. cops see us and arrest us and try to tell us that we blew up that trans am, which only brandon did. brandon got thrown in jewvee for 2 years and we never saw him again. after a while his parents just moved. didnt feel like being around the kids that got there son arrested. i dont know. they were pot heads anyways. well thats it. i hope the story entertained u guys. it was true though. it was fun as hell too. thnx for stoping buy to check on me, i appriciate it well thats it but before u go u should read my quizes to myself.........
WAT HAVE U DONE
have u ever been arrested? ya once
have u ever shoplifted? once but got busted
have u ever had sex? no still a virgin
have u ever been thrown into the back of a copcar while handcuffed? ya like 4 times
have u ever kissed someone of the opposite sex that wasnt a family member? ya
have u ever kissed someone of the same sex? hell no
have u ever shot someone? ya with a paintball gun, a bb gun, a pellet gun, and accidentally with a pistol in the foot one time.
have u ever killed a human being? no but want to kill my brother.
have u ever killed an animal? ya when i was hunting with my uncle. shot some deer right through the side.
have u ever had stitches? ya like 15 times
have u ever been stung by an entire nest of bees? ya they were fucking whasps.
have u ever smoked weed? ya
have u ever been drunk? hell ya
have u ever smoked? ya still do when im pissed bout something.
have u ever driven a car? ya scared the shit out of me though.
have u ever crashed on ur bike? ya like 10 times a year
have u ever been in a fist fight? hell ya got suspended like 3 times this year just for fighting.
have u ever ran from the cops? hell ya i aint getting arrested without a fight.
have u ever punched a cop? no but i kicked one in the knee as hard as hell.
have u ever stole a car? no but my friend rickie is on parrol right now for stealing one.
have u ever been in a car crash? hell no but i crashed into a car one time with my bike and they cussed me out, those basterds
have u ever cussed out a cop? hell ya
have u ever boxed a dude? ya my dude pual's cousin. kicked his ass
have u ever been jumped? ya twice for beating up some dude and his dudes jumped me and kicked my ass, cheaters
have u ever cussed out ur mom or dad? ya, not a smart thing to do
have u ever been shot? ya with a paintball gun and a bb gun rifle
have u ever stood up for someone and foght with them? ya, with my brother acually, he got jumped by a bunch of dudes and i ran up there and started cussing them all out. me and my brother J.D. kicked there asses
have u ever sent someone a virus? ya like 4 people
have u ever hacked into a computer? ya
have u ever been electricuted? ya like 10 times
have u ever jumped someone urself wit other dudes? no im not like that i fight fair
have u ever punched ur dad or mom? hell no they would kick my ass
have u ever stabbed someone? ya some dude tried to jump me and i pulled a knife on him and stabbed him in his arm
have u ever been expelled? ya becuase i shot at someone with a bb gun rifle. people are still talking bout it in 8th grade and it happened in 5th grade.
have u ever told someone that they were hott but didnt relize that u knew them? ya i told domeone named nalee that she was hott. she hates me whaaaaaaa.
have u ever hit a girl? no i was raised not to hit girls. if my dad found out that i hit a girl he would fuck me up
have u ever hit a teacher? ya when i was in 4th grade. hit some teacher named mrs. trout she was a bitch though
have u ever stolen from someone? ya i borrow some money from my brother all the time, i just never pay him back.
have u ever printed porn? no my brother did once and my dad found out and blamed it on me
have u ever been caught drinking? no but my dad found smernoff bottles in my room. he grounded me
UR FAVORITE THINGS
favorite color? green and black
favorite gun? ssr2000
favorite sport? football
favorite basketball team? cavs
favorite football team? steelers
favorite baseball team? yankees
favorite boxer? Ali of corse
favorite rapper? 2pac
favorite vidio game? socom2
favorite food? meat lovers pizza
favorite song ever? california love
favorite drink? tropical sobi
favorite alcohal? plain smernoff
favorite smoke? mild
favorite actor? adam sandler
favorite actress? angelina jolli
favorite car? tie between 64 GTO and the 64 mustang
favorite movie? how high
favorite monster? demonic dragon
favorite killer? leather face
favorite weapon? chainsaw
favorite rock? red rubi
favorite dog? blood hound
favorite animal? anaconda
favorite T.V. show? wild boyz
favorite football player? jerome, the bus, bettis
favorite basketball player? scottie pippin
favorite friend? alex megger
favorite hobby? paintballing
favorite website? www.funnyjunk.com
favorite pair of shoes? FUBU classics
favorite shirt? FUBU county jersey
favorite pants? blue FUBU jeans
favorite person in the world? my parents
favorite cartoon? south park
favorite number? 7
favorite book? rats by pual zindel
favorite DJ? DJ hollywood
favorite ice cream? vanilla with nerds
favorite church? riverwood comunity chapel
favorite school? garfield high school
favorite item of wealth? gold most definitly
favorite injury? when i got hit in the head with a pickax
favorite possetion? G-unit hat that was $30:00
favorite place in the world? the beach of new jersey
favorite instrement? snare drums, but i dont play them
favorite scare? the scare on my pinky when i punched though a window
favorite feeling? angry because i am insane when im pist off bout something
favorite pinpal? angie
favorite painting? painting my cousin did of a tiger
favorite T.V. system? sony
favorite action movie? assassins, eraser, and AVP, alian vs predator
favorite comedy? scary movie 1,2, and 3, and how high
favorite horror movie? texas chainsaw massacre, freddy vs jason, and white noise
favorite hat? my G-unit hat
favorite truck? nissan titan
favorite colone? crome
favorite body wash? axe touch
favorite plant? venus flytrap
favorite continent? australia
favorite day? chistmas
favorite alian movie? independance day, and evolution
favorite pop? pitch black moutain dew
THINGS I HATE
i hate when i cut myself, it sucks
i hate cops
i hate the color purple
i hate broclli
i hate spinich
i hate my brother, sometimes
i hate getting shot with a paintball gun
i hate getting shot with a paintball gun when the paintballs are frozen
i hate the number 6
i hate when i have to go to bed
i hate the color of my room, its pink for christs sake
i hate not getting a ride to school in the mornings
i hate being late somewhere, except school
i hate cleaning the yard
i hate cleaning my room
i hate my rat, he bites hard as hell
i hate being arrested
i hate when someone rats u out for something
i hate preps, they get on my nerves
i hate drug dealers, some of them
i hate baseball
i hate tennis
i hate caral booser, for the heats i think, that trader
i hate the boston redsox
i hate denny tingler, that fag lol
i hate my school, it sucks
i hate school period
i hate mcbright
i hate mcdonalds food, yuck
i hate politics
i hate george bush, that stupid hick
i hate when cops tell me to turn my music down when im outside
i hate wakeing up from a good sleep
i hate waking up from a good dream
i hate goths. they get on my nerves except for a few of my friends that turned into goths
THINGS I LIKE
i like fishing
i like swiming
i like working out with my friend whitney
i like bike riding
i like football
i like basketball
i like bowling
i like mr.herman
i like mr matty, hes cool i guess
i like eating
i like boxing kids from my neighborhood
i like watching T.V.
i like nice people
i like writing stories
i like typeing
i like getting on the computers
i like chatting with friends on the computer
i like talking with friends on the phone
i like chatting with my pinpal that lives in florida
i like reading
i like working with my dad on projects
i like working with my dad on electrical problems
i like cars
i like animals
i like car shows
i like car auctions, there cool
i like watching movies
i like playing video games on my PS2
i like hunting
i like deer, its good u should try it
i like cooking
i like dreaming of crazy and imposible things
i like daydreaming
i like to think
i like flowers, the rose impaticular
i like good smells
i like being clean
i like taking showers every day
i like cleaning my bike
i like washing my clothes
i like caring for my pets
i like rearanging my room
i like water
i like beer
i like smoking, used to like it anyways
i like alcahal
i like monsters
i like books with killing in them
i like anything with lots of death and gore
i like wearing clean clothes
i like just being myself
i like wearing accesories, watches, neclaces, braclets ect...
LIST OF RAPPERS THAT I LISTEN TO
2pac
twista
lil jon
lil wayne
baby
ludacris
the diplamats
bone crusher
obie trice
eminem
50 cent
g-unit
game
young buck
trick daddy
lil kim
ice cube
mobb deep
busta rhymes
pherell
snoop dogg
nate dogg
xzibit
eastside boys
omarion
mario
usher
DMX
fat joe
big timers
missy elliot
sean paul
konya west
outkast
big boi
brooke valintine
joe budden
david banner
bone brothers
jayz
ll cool j
r kelly
dr. dre
trillville
P diddy
method man
petey pablo
T.I.
daddy yankee
ja rule
fabulous
slim thug
pit bull
N.O.R.E.
lil scrappy
chingy
ying yang twins
mase
nelly
manny fresh
tango redd
THIS IS A LIST OF ALL THE RAPPERS ABOVE AND MY FAVORITE SONGS BY THEM...
ludacris, number one spot
eminem, mosh
50 cent, hate it or love it
game, how we do
G-unit, my buddy
P diddy, flap your wings
R kelly, i wonder
ja rule, clap back
fat joe, so much more
2pac, california love
the diplomats, crunk muzik
lil jon, roll call
trillville, get some crunk in yo system
ice cube, roll call
akon, the ghetto
twista, overnight celebrity
young bick, shorty wanna ride
trick daddy, sugar (gimme some)
nelly, na nana na
bone crusher, take ya clothes off
obie trice, got some teeth
omarion, o
mario, let me love you
david banner, cadillacs on 22's
bone brothers, hip-hop baby
mobb deep, got it twisted
T.I., rubberband man
jayz, 99 problems
DMX, where da hood at
fabolous, this is my party
slim thug, like a boss
pit bull, kuma
N.O.R.E., oy me canto
snoop dogg, B please
master P, act a fool
pherrel, lets get blown
busta rhymes, light your ass on fire
lil scrappy, what you goin do
nate dogg, times up
will smith, switch
east side boys, roll call
chingy, halidae in
Xzibit, hey now
lil wayne, go DJ
baby, wheres that boy
dr.dre, california love
usher, yeah
ying yang twins, naggin
mase, welcome back
method man, whats happening
outkast, ghetto musik
jadakiss, why
mike jones, still tippin
pual wall, still tippin
lil kim, sugar (gimme some)
missy eliot, 1,2, step
ciara, oh
beyon'ce, baby boy
destinys child, soldiers
brooke valintine, girl fight
big boi, girl fight
sean pual, baby boy
J Lo, get right
cassidy, im a hustler
jkwan, tipsy
manny fresh, conversation
ll cool j, hush
B.I.G., big papa
juvinial, slow motion
big tymers, this is how we do
thus bringing me to the conclusion that if u read this whole discription than ur a looser wit no life and u need to get one. or ur just ubsessed wit me and need to stay the hell away from me.
ONLINE FRIENDS
shadow bomber, collin gunn
kiko-chan, nalee vang
kitoky, kelly le
HHHfan#1, tony mounihann
HHHfan#2, robert wyatt
vampire, bryant lowther
kendo, kara flight
undertaker, phillip hartly
word_life54, jacob cottle
the one free man, michael golden
mortalkombat, john lantz
the dark 1, ronnie hartly, hes gay
ok ok i got some awesome spongebob episodes for u spongebob fans. there tight. i got three of them. so just click on them and it will play. hope u enjoy. i know i did. lmfao
http://www.campchaos.com/content/861_spongebong-illustrated.wmv
http://www.campchaos.com/content/862_spongebong2-illustrated.wmv
http://www.campchaos.com/content/863_spongebong3-illustrated.wmv
Age: 14 | Year of birth: 1991 | Month of birth: 1 | Day of birth: 20 |
Gender: male
What do you do?: Something in between
Place of living: USA-Ohio
Exact place of living: A-K-Ron
Known languages
English | French | Laos |
Spanish |
---|
Elfpack crew wannabe: No
Music
heavy metal | hip hop | pop |
rap | reggae | techno |
Other interests
animals | anime | art |
beer | boardgames | books |
card games | carpentry | cars |
chasing the preferred sex | cooking | crime stories |
dogs | drinks | eating |
economics | electronics | fashion |
film | fishing | gambling |
geography | history | hunting |
motorcycles | party | physics |
plants | politics | singing |
scifi | snow scooters | shopping |
sporting | theatre | travelling |
watching sport | whisky | wine |
woodwork | writing |
---|
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: a little overweight
Height: 180