An ode to my Cock


Some people like a pussy... a parrot or a frog. some people like a spaniel pup, or any other dog... I myself like birdies, i have my favourite one, its dick my friendly cock-a-ral, hes really number one...

Has anybody seen my cock, my great pal of red, he's pink and green with a little bit of blue, purple on his head. stands up right in the morning, gives my wife a shock, oh has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my cock...

His friends say he's amazing, a ladies man for sure, the girls say he's greusome, aaand then he's grew some more...

Soooo, has anybody seen my cock, my great pal of red, he's pink and green with a little bit of blue, purple on his head. stands up right in the morning, gives my wife a shock, oh has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my cock...


He's a cheeky little blighter, i've known all my life, he's my bestest friend, but a torment to the wife. sometimes he looks a little grim, but to make him happy, just tickle him under the chin....

Ooooo, has anybody seen my cock, my great pal of red, he's pink and green with a little bit of blue, purple on his head. stands up right in the morning, gives my wife a shock, oh has anybody seen, has anybody seen, has anybody seen my cock...

let me know what you think...