if you have me locked up in a room for 24hours what would you do to to me f u could do any thing to me

If hollister said breathing was no longer cool 98% of teens today would die from suffocation , if your one of the 2% who would be laughing there fucking assess off post this in your house          

One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.


It looked like he was carrying all of his books.
I thought to myself,

"Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd."

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my

friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.

They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him

so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet

from him.

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled

around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks.

They really should get lives.

" He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen

him before.

He said he had gone to private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends.

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I

liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books

again.

I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious

muscles with this pile of books everyday!

" He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a

problem.

He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football

scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all the time about being a nerd.

He had to prepare a speech for graduation

I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak graduation day,
I saw Kyle.

He looked great.

He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.

He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous.

Today was one of those days.

I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!"

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and
smiled.

"Thanks," he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began

"Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through

those tough years.


Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your
friends...

I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift
you can give them.

I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first
day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.

He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have

to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.

"Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable."

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told

us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions.


With one small gesture you can change a person's life.



For better or for worse.



God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.


Look for God in others.

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"





[A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..




Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.



Guy: No, this is fun.



Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!



Guy: Then tell me you love me.



Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!



Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.



*Girl hugs him*



Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.




(In the paper the next day)




A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but



only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.


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.C(")(").<<<bunny on crack


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.C(")(").<<<bunny who says "Oh Shit"


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.C(")(").<<<bunny who says "I'm Telling Mom!"


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.C(")(") Whats going on! It wasn't me!


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.C(")(") i dont care.....!



[~*What Kisses Mean*~]
*kiss on the forehead ------------ "forever you will be mine"
*kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
*kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
*kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
*kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
*kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
*kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
*holding hands--------------------"we can learn to love each other"
*a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
*slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
*playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
*holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
*looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
*playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
*arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"
*laughing while kissing-------"i am completley comfortable w/you"


i wanna give u a hug but
a hug leads to a kiss
a kiss leads to a lick
a lick leads to a suck
a suck leads to a fuck
hmm....wanna hug!?