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2007-12-06 12:25:24
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Pick-up lines


If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me? Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
I wonder what our children will look like.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
Nice shoes Wanna Fuck!?!?!?!


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