The Randomonia Dictionary

This is where, if you win the Randomonia Dictionary Contest, your word and its meaning will be displayed.

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Blootsnoot- the color of a martian's earlube when he/she is about to vaporize a bug. [The Experiment.] 

Dittle- Used to describe slobber and/or saliva from a young infants mouth. In disrespect, this word is also used to describe a small minded individual. [hytrjuhytjhgjg]

Flork- The perfect sound. [1Rincewind]

gesensplat- an uncrontrolable sneezing fit that can often renders the person unconscious for lack of air to the lungs. [psychosis]

Glorgafer- A word used to describe disapointment.
Ex. Glorgafer! Why couldnt I have that pony! [FireGypsy]

Hunjundie- The result of trying to do a backflip on Neptune. [Steph-O-Melon]

Kerfuffled- To be confused. [Mella Moo]

Mellamooshie- A word used to describe someone that has an obsession with cheeses. [shinobi14]

Metish Nevas-A person who has a fetish for cyborgs, androids, monsters, and or armor. In other words a very wonky brit with intelligable quirks who envisions metallically perfect limbs and parts with beautifully shining eyes and tons of wires in their package. (This Brit also may be known as the rare Elleicus killing carnivorus.) [Tyrant Calhoun]

Slursnipal- a difficult strategy used to cut hair. [Kaos101]

Smoochaphobia- Fear of grandma's smothering kisses. [Monster Master]

Stallbiner-A small cannibalistic carnivorous creature that lives in the depths of small childrens brains. Behind every child that complains about diarrhea, or stalkers, etc. there lies one of these foul little buggers. Ranging from sizes flamingo, to flatulant, these nasties enter a childs being through their retina's often leaving the child screaming "MY PANCAKE MAH, MY PANCAKE!"- they travel through their bloodstream to their brains...Where they feed on the poor poor little child until the child A.dies a ghastly death that involves the stomach bile of a country singer B. plays tic tac toe FOUR THOUSAND times in a row, winning each time, or C., gives [Tyrant Calhoun] a small fee of fifty dollars. [Tyrant Calhoun]

Squiggles- What fangirls call the blush on an uke's face. (uke-submissive one in the couple). [Monster Master]

Tipplebottomed- Someone extremely intoxicated. [hytrjuhytjhgjg]

Twillmonger- A person or persons showing an irate intolerance of straws. [Bookwyrm]

zenapins-to get centered even when in pain. [Viperess]