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Elfpack was originally created for members of Elftown who were either banned, or who were not interested in art and sci-fi. The rules on Elfpack are not as strict as they are on Elftown, but you should still look at the Elfpack Rules. Remember, not knowing a rule doesn't excuse breaking it.
The Guards are here to answer any rule or banning based questions you have about Elfpack, and to help members having difficulties on the site.
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Guard Captain


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Malevolent [Stephen]

Guard Sergeants


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Roaring [kittykittykitty]
The Obsessed [Orestez]

Guards


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Kinky [Ringbearer]
Monstrous [djxmonster]


Why so many Guard Positions?


<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Captain is the person you complain to if you think a Guard is being unfair or biased.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guard Sergeants are the people who handle message harassment reports.

<img:stuff/aj/28425/book_green_blob.png> The Guards handle the rest. ;)
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Do you want to be a Guard?

Before even trying to be a Guard, you need to be on the Council. Guards are chosen from among the senior Council members. They need to be active, have good social skills, stay level-headed in heated situations, know the workings and rules of Elfpack extremely well and have the trust of the Wardens.
Don't annoy the Guards by asking to be one. It's not even their decision.
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2007-04-01 [Dead Inside.]: I think [zoloftzantac] is a cross up between "Chuck Norris" and a "Forum whore". And [Sunrose] is deffenlty "The Mod" of Elfpack.

2007-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: fucking Chuck Norris

2007-04-01 [Sunrose]: I started as n00b once xD

2007-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol. yesh!

2007-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i guess i am a forum whore/plebian...

2007-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: where is the one that is a guy from Turkey wanting to cyber?

2007-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: online predator.

2007-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: but they don't pretend to be something they are not. they just say "u r hot. have msn?"

2007-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: but they are horny manipulative bastards.

2007-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: they are douche bags, that prey on people. for sex. whether they pretend to be people or not. they fucking suck.

2007-04-01 [zoloftzantac]: I figured those where just examples of who these people might be, not the rules for what they must be. You know?

Oh, how about the 30 something dot commer who got laid off and now spemds more time online than the average 15 year old :S

2007-04-01 [RabidSphinx]: what about the fat bitches that are always grumpy. :)

2007-04-01 [Enneigard Rebirth]: forum whores. someone who badmouths everyone and likes being a bitch. they dont have to EXACTLY fit the description, they just have to relate to it.

2007-04-02 [RabidSphinx]: i hate forums though, i NEVER use them, so i don't fit that at all. XD

2007-04-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: lol. i need people to tell me more of the personas of the internet. the ones above are all of the ones i have encountered. not caught. gotta catch 'em all!

2007-04-02 [RabidSphinx]: do you have the webcam whores? the ones that are typically girls and like to take overhead pictures of themselves so you get the best view of their cleavage, but then they also have to be the girls that get pissed if you ask them to cyber, or tell them they are "hot" with their provocitve pictures posted. oh, and they are 16

2007-04-02 [FireGypsy]: Nothing up there describes me O_o Webcam whores should definitely be up there, and don't forget the thong shot! People who cant spell should be up there too! You also need "the asshole" : I am a 20 year old guy who hates everyone. I feel the need to insult as many people as possible. I like to destroy peoples pages and you can't tell me I am wrong. ^_^

2007-04-02 [zoloftzantac]: oh, I vote for "cam whore" and "the asshole"

yeah, cam whore is the girl who gets her underwear shots deleted from youtube and then wonders why guys bug her to cyber XD

the asshole is the guy who hates everyone, true, but you also need to meations that he has a way below avaerage IQ which means he is too stupid to realize that he created most of his own problems. he is also too dumb to realize his place in the pecking order so he will disrepect "the mod" and then get banned from any site with in 6 weeks

2007-04-02 [FireGypsy]: Exactly <img:mood10_gif.gif>

2007-04-02 [Vampire Akis]: GUYS WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE? In my descreption, it says: "I'm [icebox8880]." Wt*? I clicked on [icebox8880]'s house, and it was mine! But the name was not [icebox8880]! It was [Akis]! Why did [Akis] take MY name, and gave me the name [icebox8880]? I'm [icebox8880] named [Akis]! Give me my name back!

2007-04-02 [Sunrose]: All the names are getting a bit confusing O_o
Let's use the membernumber.
Currently you are using house nr. 44051.
Your complaint is about house nr. 43080.
So what exactly happened? 43080 used to be your house?

2007-04-02 [FireGypsy]: <img:br2N-gif.gif>

2007-04-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i think akis is saying, her username was Akis, but it turned into icebox8880 and the person with the username icebox8880 before has her name now.

2007-04-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: its like me making a wiki called [Enneigard Rebirth]'s pictures and my name is [FireGypsy].

2007-04-03 [Kaos101]: That would make sense, Enneigard. Could there be a possibility somebody(maybe her) changed the name without her knowing?

2007-04-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: or....its a personality transmutation. there is an alchemist about!!!! *hunts around*

2007-04-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: latest cartoon...<img:http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c176/norevard/ENGARDGARDHISUSIETY.jpg>

2007-04-03 [Dead Inside.]: Lol

2007-04-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i know. it be funneh.

2007-04-03 [Dead Inside.]: I'm smart enough NOT to want to be a guard.

2007-04-03 [FireGypsy]: Haha sweet!

2007-04-03 [Dead Inside.]: I use to be a guard on vampire freaks, But I quite that shit. You would'nt believe how many whiny emo kids are on there thinking there goth just because they wear black...

2007-04-03 [FireGypsy]: I got banned from the messageboards there because I got pissed that one of the mods kept deleting all of my posts. She was a very rude and bitchy person. Wouldn't let me post anything for some reason, even though it was the "anything goes" section XD I called her a stupid cunt and got banned haha!

2007-04-03 [Dead Inside.]: LMAO!!! You must mean Emily.

2007-04-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i hate emily. i cybered with her once. then she banned me.

2007-04-03 [Enneigard Rebirth]: so i wouldnt tell anyone....but did that stop me? no.

2007-04-03 [FireGypsy]: I dunno, her username was Konstantine O_o She was a total bitch.

2007-04-03 [Kaos101]: Bitch-alert!! Bitch-alert!!

2007-04-03 [Dead Inside.]: She's about as people friendly as my rattle snake...

2007-04-03 [FireGypsy]: You don't have a rattle snake....

2007-04-03 [Dead Inside.]: Yes I do. I caught it in my back yard about 3 months ago.

2007-04-03 [FireGypsy]: What type is it? And how big? What state are you in?

2007-04-03 [Dead Inside.]: It's a diamondback rattler, Its about 5'5 to 6'3 foot long. I cant measure it because it keep's trying to bite me. And I live in southeast Texas. Why do you ask?

2007-04-03 [FireGypsy]: And you kept it? Just wondering ^_^ I found a baby one in the yard a while ago. I kept trying to pick it up while it was trying to bite me before I realized what is was XD

2007-04-03 [Dead Inside.]: Lmao. Yes I kept it. Why would'nt I keep it? Rattle snake's are awesome. Did you know that if you answer the door holding a 5'5 rattle snake that people leave without even saying hi to you? What state do you live in?

2007-04-03 [FireGypsy]: I live in Florida ^_^ Where do you keep it?

2007-04-03 [Dead Inside.]: In my bedroom. No one in my house know's I have it yet >>

2007-04-03 [FireGypsy]: What are you keeping it in haha!

2007-04-03 [Dead Inside.]: A fish tank. DUH! <img:zabuN-gif.gif>

2007-04-03 [FireGypsy]: You feed it yet? <img:mood2-gif.gif>

2007-04-03 [Kaos101]: ....a snake that big will need a little more than feeder rats

2007-04-04 [zoloftzantac]: and I'm sure it needs to eat more than 4 times a year :p

2007-04-04 [kittykittykitty]: It'll eat him eventually if it gets desperate enough <img:mood10_gif.gif>

2007-04-04 [FireGypsy]: Hehehehe

2007-04-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i was once trying to catch a baby rabbit in idaho, and just about when i was going to grab it, it got aten by a rattlesnake....it was awesome.

2007-04-04 [Kaos101]: ....that's not very nice.

2007-04-04 [FireGypsy]: O_O

2007-04-04 [Enneigard Rebirth]: we were talking about rattlesnakes right? the rattlesnake was cuter than the baby rabbit by a long run.

2007-04-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: "how stupid i was for mentioning the snake
not the male's fleshy one for christ's sake
now people think of me less for the death of the bunny
their tears a draining, noses runny"

2007-04-05 [Dead Inside.]: If you donate to elfpack and get to use colour's in your house, Can you use colour's in wiki's too?

2007-04-05 [zoloftzantac]: nope

2007-04-05 [FireGypsy]: *spontaneousely combusts*

2007-04-05 [RabidSphinx]: thank god.

oh, look, a break dancing baby:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aus7I7MhaOM

2007-04-05 [FireGypsy]: *whips out her harpoon* Hehehe <img:mood5-gif.gif>

2007-04-05 [Enneigard Rebirth]: YEA!!! *whips out demented burning impaler*

2007-04-06 [zoloftzantac]: *whips out his cockring and his violet wand* oh wait, what are we doing ... ?

2007-04-06 [Kaos101]: .....*slowly starts backing away*

2007-04-06 [FireGypsy]: *points harpoon at Zz* We are watching you eat both your cockring and wand or you get the harpoon!

2007-04-06 [Enneigard Rebirth]: the medication man by the name of z
is threatened by the burning one, dont you see?
swallowing cockrings or a harpoon is the consequence.
now for the z man, what bears his only defense?

2007-04-07 [FireGypsy]: *points her harpoon at Enneigard* Alright flower mouth, you eat his cockring ^_^

2007-04-07 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *turns head* no...i like being shot with harpoons....

2007-04-07 [Enneigard Rebirth]: ....by beautiful girls.

2007-04-07 [zoloftzantac]: oh oh okay! but first I have to get naked, then you need to put on some thigh high leather boots, stand over me, point the harpoon at me, call me a worm, kick me and THEN tell me what to do

2007-04-08 [Tear]: Freakin' wierdo's.

2007-04-08 [FireGypsy]: Happy Birthday [Sunrose] <img:shadN-gif.gif>

2007-04-08 [Tear]: Oh snap. She really is a bunny. Easter is her birthday?

2007-04-08 [FireGypsy]: I guess so lol!

2007-04-08 [Kaos101]: so it would seem lol. happy birthday, Sunrose.

2007-04-08 [Dead Inside.]: This Easter is her birthday. [Sunrose]'s Birthday is on the eighth. Easter is on the first sunday of April.

2007-04-08 [Dead Inside.]: Happy birthday [Sunrose].

2007-04-08 [Asrun]: Yeah, well, my birthday is easter monday. We're like easter twins! :O

2007-04-08 [RabidSphinx]: my birthday is today too, because April 8th is the day all the cool people are born. >_>;

2007-04-09 [FireGypsy]: Oh Happy (early) Birthday [Asrun]!

2007-04-09 [Enneigard Rebirth]: did i miss something? sorry....i wasnt here that day...well happy birthday anyway [Asrun]

2007-04-10 [Ringbearer]: Well, the 8 does it. The month doesnt matter. Mine's 8 september :)

2007-04-10 [FireGypsy]: Mine is in August, and thank god, who wants to party in the cold? Not I! =Þ

2007-04-10 [Kaos101]: Yay for summer birthdays ^_^ barbecues!

2007-04-10 [FireGypsy]: I'm not a fan of BBQ, I hate the taste and smell of it. I prefer Chinese! =Þ

2007-04-11 [Kaos101]: lol who doesn't! But you can't just cook chinese food any old place. Not the good kind.

2007-04-11 [FireGypsy]: My parties don't usually involve food anyway ^_^ Adam turns 21 on May 1st, I can't wait!

2007-04-11 [Kaos101]: oooh...wonder whats going to happen at that party

2007-04-11 [FireGypsy]: We looked at a house for rent today, and we are pretty sure that we are going to take it. $675/month including water, sewer, trash, and yardwork. 2 bedroom 1 bath. It is a cute little house. We should be moved in before his birthday, and on that day, we are going to PARTY HARDY!

2007-04-11 [Kaos101]: don't ruin the place the day after you move in

2007-04-11 [FireGypsy]: It wont be the day after we move it, but it will probably be right after we finally get settled haha.

2007-04-11 [zoloftzantac]: you can rent a whole 2 bedroom house for only $675 there?

I rent a shitty little one bedroom granny unit that is pretty much a glorified studio for $950 and pay extra for each and all utilites :/

2007-04-11 [FireGypsy]: Ouch! Yes housing is cheap here. It even has a yard! I can't WAIT to move in!

2007-04-11 [zoloftzantac]: O_O My next to next to last place was only $650 a month, but I moved there after I got laid off because it was so cheap. I was living in this lady's garage with a minifridge and my own camp stove

2007-04-11 [~*Astarte*~]: Well, J, I paid $1500/month for a two bedroom, 1 bath... right next door to you... rents in our town are extremely high (kind of like half the people who live here) :p with that said - I LOVE living here!

2007-04-11 [FireGypsy]: You lived in some lady's garage!! O_O Omfg! HAHAHA! *roflmao*

2007-04-11 [Sunrose]: My birthday is on Easter this year, in 2012 and then somewhere in 2070 when I'm dead already :P
Thanks everyone ^^
*slobbers on Ash* :D

2007-04-11 [FireGypsy]: You welcome ^_^ Wow, you did some research!

2007-04-11 [Sunrose]: I was curios how many times I'd probably live to see it :P

2007-04-11 [FireGypsy]: Haha!

2007-04-12 [Kaos101]: Well you don't know Sunrose. 2070 is only 63 years away. How old are you, may I ask?

2007-04-12 [zoloftzantac]: she is gonna die young from spending her life and soul running all of these elf sites :(

2007-04-12 [Asrun]: Rent is extremely high here too. :/ Which blows chunks.

*smooches Rose* :D

2007-04-12 [FireGypsy]: The world will end in 2012. And I will not explain my reasoning.

2007-04-12 [Sunrose]: The correct year is 2091, I'd be 115 then =P

2007-04-12 [RabidSphinx]: Many mistakenly believe that the Maya civilization's long count calendar ends abruptly on 21 December (or 23 December) 2012. This misconception is due to the Maya practice of abbreviating their dates to five decimal places. On monuments where the full date is shown the end of the last creation is said to happen much farther in the future. However, the Mayas did believe that there will be a baktun ending in 2012. A baktun marks the end of a 400 year period and was a significant event on the Maya calendar. In the Aztec calendar, 2012 marks the end of a 26,000 year planetary cycle. This cycle is known as the Great Year and most likely refers to the precession of the equinoxes.

2007-04-12 [skullhead]: We need to inhabit another planet <img:Br23-gif.gif>

2007-04-12 [FireGypsy]: I am not talking about the Mayan calendar. I am talking about Nostrodamos!!

2007-04-12 [skullhead]: Nostrowho?

2007-04-12 [RabidSphinx]: well then, you are just wrong then. Nostradamus wrote a prediction that a great catastrophe would occur in the seventh month (July, or some argue September, the seventh month of the pre-modern calendar) of the year 1999. Many followers of his writings took this to mean that the end of the world would occur. When the chosen date came and went without incident, translators of his works began revising them with new interpretations of what the prediction actually meant. (Many now believe that this prediction referred to September 11, 2001.) Despite this, some people also believe according to Nostradamus, that the world will end in the year 3797. One leading Nostradamus scholar believes that is the year the Sun will explode as a Red Giant.

2007-04-12 [skullhead]: I vote for inhabiting Saturn's moon Titan, I personally volunteer along with Sasha to start populating that earth2.<img:dand-gif.gif>

2007-04-12 [FireGypsy]: I told you that I would not explain my reasoning. Whether I blame it on a calendar or Nostradamus. It doesn't matter. It will happen.

As a Johovas Witness, you should know that.

2007-04-12 [RabidSphinx]: Sasha, fuck you. and don't talk about my religion unless you want me to get nasty. it is rude and you have no right you narrow-minded bigot. you are just too stupid to know what the hell you are talking about and you are mixing up dates with the wrong people.

2007-04-12 [FireGypsy]: What is the planet most like earth's atmosphere? Have they found that? I believe I watched a show on it, but I don't remember. I am all for re-population of a new planet! Space monkeys rule!

2007-04-12 [Kaos101]: Wouldn't make much of a difference. Plus there are just as many followers believing that the mesoamerican long count calander is saying the world will end on December 21, 2012, since that's the date that, after thousands of years, they chose to end it.

2007-04-12 [FireGypsy]: Fuck you too =) I am considering converting to that religion and I live with someone who is VERY knowledgeable about it. The bible does not give a date, but I assure you, it WILL be in our lifetime. I just chose the year 2012, and I will not explain my reasoning of choosing that date. =)

2007-04-12 [RabidSphinx]: yeah, there are pleanty that beliebe it will end then, [Kaos101]. i wonder what they will do when the world DOESN'T end then. feel stupid for not paying their back-taxes i guess. XD

good luck with that Sasha, you would never be welcomed in with your life-style. sex out of marrage, drugs, drinking like you do, all against the "rules" you would never get baptized and be a true follower.

2007-04-12 [FireGypsy]: That is why I am not converting for a while ^_^ Once I decide to give all of that up to have a family. You however, are not salvageable. Even if you follow the rules, you are a generally nasty person, and wont be spared.

2007-04-12 [RabidSphinx]: i'm actually really nice apparently, and everyone at my hall thinks i'm a darling. i am just not nice to you (a person online), because you are a bad and mean person and someone not worth my generosity. but, like i said, talk about my religion again and i will report you. we are already on the guards wiki, so it wouldn't be hard.

2007-04-12 [skullhead]: Ok no more end of the world comment you’re scaring the kids<img:mood20-gif.gif>

2007-04-12 [RabidSphinx]: :)

2007-04-12 [FireGypsy]: I can talk about a universal religion all I want. It isn't "your" religion. You are two-faced. Need I say more.

But I like scaring kids ^_^ How do you think the world will end?

Guess what!?!?! Adam and I are moving into our new home next week! We went to see it yesterday and it is SO cute! We are meeting with the guy today to sign the lease and its OURS! I get to walk around NEKKED whenever I want! I can play my music as LOUD as I want! Do cartwheels in the living room, and have food fights! And best of all, I will have SPACEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Adam's 21st birthday is going to be effing awesome!

2007-04-12 [FireGypsy]: Ugh, my lizard just pooped on the bed -_- Thanks Bubbles!! little asshole

2007-04-12 [Ringbearer]: Of course, he is probably a little lizard... how can such a small thing have a big asshole?

2007-04-12 [FireGypsy]: XD I hate when he leaves me presents! He is a Water Dragon, and he owns my room. He literally roams around my room at will and he sleeps on a little pillow I made him that I have up on my curtain rod. ^_^ I love him! He terrorizes my room all day long haha! And when he is tired, he climbs up my curtains to his bed.

2007-04-12 [FireGypsy]: I just picked up our kitchen table ^_^ Who was it that referred me to Freecycle? Whoever it was, thank you!!!!

2007-04-13 [zoloftzantac]: You're welcome ;) Freecycle rocks! Free stuff AND less garbage in the dump :D

2007-04-13 [zoloftzantac]: Only an American would suggest that an age old prediction of ultimae disaster turned out to be the attacks on the WTC buildings on Sept 11, 2001.

Why not one of the worst disasters in history? The Sumatra-Andaman earthquake / tsunami of 2004 killed over 275,000 in a single day!

2007-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: don't ask me Zoloft, i was only repeating what i heard and what i read.

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: In my eyes, that Tsunami is just a taste of what's to come ^_^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY [Big Brother]!!! My my, this week is just full of Birthdays!

2007-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: because all the coolest people are born in april. right [Sunrose]? :)

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: Ehhh, I like summer birthdays better ^_^ They always tend to be more fun =Þ

2007-04-13 [Big Brother]: ^_^ i found a BANSTICK!!!

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2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: Wooooo! *plays with banstick*

2007-04-13 [Big Brother]: HEY!! no banning for you!! *goes and does some birthday bannings* HEY, i'm allowed to ban for no reason! it's my birthday!

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: But I am your wifey and you will do as I say! *grabs whip* Is this understood?

2007-04-13 [Big Brother]: no i refuze!!! *waits for the whip to hit ^_^*

2007-04-13 [~*Astarte*~]: < -- has a summer birthday ... August ... Virgo Girls - we rock! ^_^

2007-04-13 [RabidSphinx]: Aries is the best. :P

2007-04-13 [Big Brother]: but do you have a banstick?

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: Mine is in August too ^_^ Virgos are the BOMB!

You know how this works, you only get the whip when you do what I want =Þ

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: GAH! The radio just informed me that this is Friday the 13th, my lucky day! Jon you have an awesome Birthday!

2007-04-13 [Big Brother]: ya, was a friday 13th a few years back too, was also good friday....it was awesome, goodfriday+F13+birthday ^_^

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: Haha sweet!

2007-04-13 [Big Brother]: all i need is a girl for some birthday sex, anyone wanna come over, that would help finish my day, already got weed and beer.

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: *sexes* =Þ

2007-04-13 [Big Brother]: baa, i want the real stuff, here in my room

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: Craigslist.com, find the closest city, under "services" click "erotic" or you can go to "gigs" and click "adult". I found those the other day. "erotic" is women offering sex and "adult" is pretty much a prostitution/escort service ^_^

2007-04-13 [Big Brother]: there isn't anyone under 15 listed :(

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: XD and there shouldn't be! Haha!

2007-04-13 [Big Brother]: i guess.....

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: O_o

2007-04-13 [Big Brother]: lol, i was at school with a friend and we were joking around, it got pretty gross.

2007-04-13 [FireGypsy]: I can only imagine ^_^

2007-04-14 [zoloftzantac]: Aries is the best :P

That's such an Aries thing to say :p

2007-04-14 [Tear]: Jon, you know, I did do your bachelor party. I am sure I could find the outfit somewhere.

2007-04-14 [FireGypsy]: O_O

2007-04-14 [Big Brother]: you got a costume to make you look like a 15 year old chick? cool! i'm in.

2007-04-14 [Dead Inside.]: Who much do you have to donate to elfpack to get a cool point from [Sunrose]?

2007-04-14 [Enneigard Rebirth]: one hundred million dollars. *strikes a Dr. Evil pose*

2007-04-14 [Asrun]: I have a bunch of Sunrose coolpoints, I had to pay my life savings. :(

2007-04-15 [Big Brother]: i could only get 1 :( stupid crack addiction took the rest of my money...

2007-04-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: i share the same flaw...only with meth..*twitch*

2007-04-15 [Asrun]: I just looked at mine, and I was wrong.. I too only have one. ;
(

2007-04-15 [Kaos101]: you just wish you had a bunch :P

2007-04-15 [Ringbearer]: *dances, has one too*

2007-04-15 [zoloftzantac]: not me, I'm not rich en... er, I mean I'm not cool enough :p

2007-04-15 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *hands zz a doobie and transforms into Slater off of Dazed & Confused* are you coool maaaan?

2007-04-15 [~*Astarte*~]: ZZ is most definitely cool enough! :p

2007-04-16 [kittykittykitty]: So my coolypoints aren't good enough z? T_____________T

How does a banstick work? Do you just hit people with it before banning them or is it an acquired technique :S

2007-04-17 [Dead Inside.]: Lmfao!!!! You are so fucking funny.

2007-04-17 [FireGypsy]: Let me show you ^_^ *swings banstick around frantically* Whhaaaaaaayaaaa KAAA! ..........Damn! What the hell is wrong with this thing!! *throws banstick*

2007-04-17 [Kaos101]: you have to turn it on first

2007-04-17 [Dead Inside.]: *Steal's it* Now I'm a guard. *Ban's [Sunrose] and [Hedda]* Now I rule Elfpack. Bwahahahaha!

2007-04-17 [FireGypsy]: [Hedda] has the server, he is unbannable XD And just you wait until he sees what you tried to do! You better hide!

2007-04-17 [Dead Inside.]: *Hide's between [FireGypsy]'s legs* Man it's warm down here.

2007-04-17 [zoloftzantac]: *hugs his cool point from kitty*

2007-04-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *stares at [Dead Inside.] in awe* how can you do that!? i usually get hit or thrown outside for doing that, even if im sitting on their lap....<img:img/mood/5_1116340147.jpg>

2007-04-17 [Afroman - let the rain wash over me]: hey who do i report things to cause this guy is being a ass hole

2007-04-17 [Afroman - let the rain wash over me]: [lalalander445] has a black and white spotted puppy in her house thats not a giffe pet

2007-04-17 [FireGypsy]: *grabs [Dead Inside.]'s head and slams it on the ground a few times* That will teach you to think twice about even thinking about being between my legs!!!!!

2007-04-17 [Big Brother]: ^_^ am i allowed between your legs sasha?

2007-04-17 [FireGypsy]: Geesh! You forgot about your amazing birthday sex already!?!?! Pfffffttt, whatever.

2007-04-17 [zoloftzantac]: oh crap, I can get beaten down for thinking about stuff??

I'm in big trouble then ...

2007-04-17 [kittykittykitty]: hey who do i report things to cause this guy is being a ass hole
[Afroman - let the rain wash over me] Use the button on the person's house that says 'Report this member to the Guards'. If you need more information see Report.

2007-04-17 [kittykittykitty]: oh crap, I can get beaten down for thinking about stuff??

A neverending cycle... beatings = kinky thoughts = more beatings

2007-04-17 [Dead Inside.]: *Look's up [FireGypsy]'s skirt* Hey!! You're not wearing any panties...

2007-04-17 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *smiles sickly* of course not....>:D

2007-04-18 [Dead Inside.]: I see london, I see france, I can that [FireGypsy] is'nt wearing any under pant's. I am so going to get banned for this...

2007-04-18 [zoloftzantac]: A neverending cycle... beatings = kinky thoughts = more beatings

<3 <4 <5! beat me kitty! *^____^*

2007-04-18 [~*Astarte*~]: oh my ...

2007-04-18 [zoloftzantac]: ... I've been so naughty :S

2007-04-18 [~*Astarte*~]: naughty, eh? do tell what you've done that you would consider to be so naughty, and I'll let you know if and what kind of punishment it deserves :p

2007-04-18 [zoloftzantac]: I forgot to feed the giffies this morning *cries* because I was too busy stealing all of your panties :S

2007-04-18 [~*Astarte*~]: rotflmao Oh my Goddess! I wondered who the hell was in my bedroom this morning! *thinks of an appropriate punishment* :p

2007-04-18 [Enneigard Rebirth]: *does an appropriate punishment to [~*Astarte*~] while she thinks*

2007-04-19 [FireGypsy]: Whhhaaaaalllpppptthhhhttttpppp! I cannot pick up any wireless signals from my new house! I am DOOOMMMMMEEDDDD!!!

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