2010-09-21 [Mr. smiley bastard]: but you cant

2010-09-22 [//*Ghost*//]: then will you please tell me and why not?

2010-09-23 [Mr. smiley bastard]: because i dont know how

2010-09-23 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: [On the right hand side upward, there's something called 'random wiki' type in a name, boom. But to keep it you must click edit and then submit to make it yours if it's not already taken]

2010-09-29 [//*Ghost*//]: ohhh ok thank you =]

2010-09-29 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Did it work?

2010-09-30 [//*Ghost*//]: idk i didnt do you yet i had to get off and do homework

2010-09-30 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: lol

2010-12-23 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: One of these days...I just might fill out an application to become a guard, if there is such an application

2011-01-02 [Enneigard Rebirth]: -wiggles around-

2011-01-16 [shinobi14]: *a-choo*

2011-01-21 [Enneigard Rebirth]: Updates on this site are 14 days apart.

2011-02-02 [Bookwyrm]: /facepalm

2011-03-04 [mattyc]: to all the guards.

i am sorry for my past but that was a long time ago, please can i have my profile back [footer] im really sorry. i have changed now. i dont do that stuff anymore.
why would i whgen im getting married in april
please, ill do anything.
you told me to sign up for fake so i did. i will do as you tell me and wont bother people anymore, im trying to make alot of amendments in my life and one of them is for the guards. i have been horrable to alot of people, ive treated them like shit but i just really wasnt to turn my life around for the better, please email me at mattycoppick@yahoo.com. i deeply apolagise. i am also getting married in june, this is why im sorting my life out now. thanks for reading

from
matthew coppick

2011-03-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Getting married in june nad you still wanna hang here? you have no friends...the hell is wrong with you boyyo? Must be outta ye skull.

2011-03-05 [mattyc]: lol. i like it on here. its a good website. thats why

2011-03-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: LIke I said..outta ye skull, boyyo.

2011-03-05 [mattyc]: im intitled to my own opinion

2011-03-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: IF i were married...I'd probably never come back?

2011-03-08 [mattyc]: i came back because although elfpack needs a propper revamp i still enjoy talking to people on here

2011-03-13 [//*Ghost*//]: did he ^ get banned again

2011-03-13 [Ihsahn]: yup.

2011-03-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Ihsahn, can I report a banned member who has another account here?

2011-03-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: ...k

2011-03-14 [Ihsahn]: sometimes the best way to defeat a troll is to not even give it recognition.

2011-03-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: But...he's not a very good one....I've proven his trolling to be below that of those...who can troll like the best.... like here! www.theartoftrolling.com

2011-03-14 [Ihsahn]: No he isn't, that is correct, I somewhat think it's a script or someone with the downs.

2011-03-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: He is however...a walking canundrum...maybe he has asbergers...

2011-03-14 [Ihsahn]: That or no real life, perhaps his only means of getting his lulz is by acting entirely like a child.

2011-03-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Yes...maybe...but after I counter-trolled him...he stopped talking to me >> and that was...10 pages of messages ago XD like..two months maybe?

2011-03-14 [Ihsahn]: Then perhaps his comprehension skills are lacking.

2011-03-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Yes....as you stated, sometimes to defeat one is to ignore them...yet sometimes on rare occasions...beat them at their own game.

2011-03-14 [Ihsahn]: Ya, although he should probably beat himself. profusely.

2011-03-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Yeah...I heard he wears a football helmet and tinfoil >>

2011-03-14 [Ihsahn]: with floaties so he feels like he can swim.

2011-03-14 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: An an old CB radio that isn't even plugged in >>

2011-03-18 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Ihsahn, we're...terrible XD

2011-04-08 [Dinkie]: I need help can someone help me?

2011-04-08 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I might be able to help >> whats the problem?

2011-04-09 [kittykittykitty]: Make a Report? :O

2011-07-06 [becca21]: to the guards and council

please can you give [footer] aka matty another chance on here as he is missing this place a lot, he want to get back on here as he has been gone for a wihile now, please can you just give him another chance, as he is very sorry, he has said whats gone on and why he was banned, but that was a long time a go now, please.

also [sammie h] has tried to get a profile on here and she is wanting to know why she has not yet been added.

2011-07-06 [Ihsahn]: No.

2011-07-06 [Bookwyrm]: As to the waiting for an approval, we only have one person checking applications right now, so give it some time. :)

2011-07-28 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: ohshi gratz Stephan

2011-07-28 [Stephen]: Much thanks. =)

2011-08-30 [Bookwyrm]: :D QUEEN OF THE WORLD.

Next step...THE UNIVERSE.

2011-08-30 [Stephen]:

2011-09-17 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *waves bye bye to skullhead*

2011-09-17 [Morgoth]: I assume you're in desperate need of another guard now? Well, there just so happens to be an empty place in my badge slot that would accommodate a guard badge nicely...

2011-09-17 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: AT this point I assume it' still in such, they do not need more guards, since they only get about 1-2 tickekts a day

2011-10-08 [djxmonster]: Although this wiki is better than your usual posts, please don't spam official pages :) Try the forum "To The Crew"

2011-10-08 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *Flexes a bit* Shall I clean it off?

2011-10-08 [Stephen]: YAY!

Image. :3

2011-10-08 [Orestez]: I'll get the others done later this weekend hopefully.

2011-10-08 [Bookwyrm]: Glen, is it okay if I edit my toon first then send it to you? /bats eyelashes

2011-10-08 [Orestez]: Or you could send me a picture that's a bit more easy to see so I can adjust accordingly ;)

2011-10-09 [Bookwyrm]: Yaaaaay! <3's u Glen.

2011-10-09 [Stephen]: She looks artistic to me now, for some reason.

2011-10-09 [Bookwyrm]: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I AM NOT ARTISTIC?

2011-10-09 [Stephen]: Not at all. *cough* >.> <.<

2011-10-09 [Bookwyrm]: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. /noms

2011-10-09 [Stephen]: No you will not!

I've already sold my soul, so you can't have it. :3

2011-10-09 [Bookwyrm]: Well then, your buyer will be most displeased to find it digested. I will be certain to inform him that it was ever so delicious, though. :P

2011-10-09 [Stephen]: T_T

At least my soul tastes good, I suppose. *sniffle*

2011-10-09 [Bookwyrm]: It tastes of marshmallows and lighter fluid.

2011-10-09 [Stephen]: o3o
That doesn't sound healthy. D:

2011-10-09 [Bookwyrm]: For a dragon it's super healthy.

2011-10-09 [Stephen]: Since when?!

2011-10-09 [Bookwyrm]: Lighter fluid = great for the flame glands. :D

2011-10-09 [Stephen]: I suppose.. but what if it like, makes you 'splode?

2011-10-09 [Bookwyrm]: It takes a LOT to make a dragon 'splode.

2011-10-09 [Morgoth]: What if a dragon exploded? And then... and then exploded again?!

2011-10-09 [Stephen]: Sounds messy.

2011-10-09 [Bookwyrm]: Lotsa dead goblins.

2011-10-10 [Stephen]: Poor goblins!

2011-10-10 [Bookwyrm]: They shouldn't be stealin' mah treasures. /squint

2011-10-10 [Stephen]: You don't need them anyway. :3

2011-10-10 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: /gquit imo

2011-10-10 [Bookwyrm]: I ALWAYS NEED SHINIES. The concept of no shinies is ridiculous and not worth conceiving.

2011-10-10 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *gives her shinies*

2011-10-10 [Bookwyrm]: :O /lubs upon

2011-10-10 [HeAVenShallBuRN]:

2011-10-10 [Bookwyrm]: Epic shiny!

2011-10-10 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: You should put that in yer house ^^ 'Shiney given by [HeAVenShallBuRN]

2011-10-10 [Bookwyrm]: Mebbe when I'm on the comp

2011-10-10 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: wewtz

2011-10-10 [Stephen]: xD

2011-10-11 [kittykittykitty]: Awww we have a picture! :D <3 Glen

......hhwat shinies *drooolz and stares at it*

2011-11-03 [Stephen]: QQ

LF> Badge Image


TRACIII! QQ

2011-11-03 [Bookwyrm]: Read your messages. >.>

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: I like the changes. :3

2011-11-04 [Bookwyrm]: When I make new official graphics, I'll add in some different colored bullets too so we can use those.

I luff bullets. <3 (Or as Kitty has made me call them from her templates...BLOBS <3)

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: Yeah, I love bullets too. :3

Much nicer looking than a dash. I also like image-links more than text links. xD

2011-11-04 [Bookwyrm]: Me too. :D

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: I like this setup. Very streamlined and efficient.

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: You're just saying that 'cuz you're the big boss Guard now. ;)

Glad you like it, though. I thought having more Captains than we have normal Guards was silly. xD

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: especially since they were all 4 or lower anyway rather than 13,lol

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: With this setup, YOU can handle people bitching about things, and I don't need to. :D
You're impartial enough that I'm not concerned about you becoming biased. x)

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: Apathy is my weapon, lol.

2011-11-04 [kittykittykitty]: BLOBS <3

Aha so these are the changes you were talking about in the forum. Looks fine to me :)

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: So basically I am the Elfpack Internal Affairs Investigation Team...

Wow... I really overstated that, lol

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: Orestez, the Elfpack Internal Affairs Investigation Team.

You're your own team. :D


@Kitty Blobs are blobby and blobby is happy. :3

You should like the changes, you and Glen got promotions out of it. xP (Well, Glen technically didn't, but he's the only Captain now.)

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: I got a promotion by proxy I suppose...

I should SO make a business card, lmao

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: Haha, make a business card and put it in your house. :D

2011-11-04 [Orestez]: *fires up Photoshop*

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: Hahaha, awesome. :D

2011-11-04 [Orestez]:

2011-11-04 [Stephen]: Haha, that looks epic.

You really should put it in your house.

2011-11-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: XD THink he oculd make me one :P

2011-11-05 [Stephen]: You don't have any cool title for it though. xD

I like the Elfpack Business Card thing.. xPP

2011-11-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I does I does!

2011-11-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: Elfpack Floor Mopper >>

2011-11-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: OR Elfpack Window Washer >>

2011-11-05 [Amalaswinta]: hmmm... might look interesting: Amalaswinta, senior advisor and consultant... hmmmm

;)

2011-11-05 [Stephen]: Window Washer has a nice ring to it. :3


I should talk to Glen about the Tog Shop, actually.

2011-11-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: :P

2011-11-05 [Morgoth]: When can we adoring fans expect to see [footer] unbanned?

2011-11-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: NEVER!

2011-11-05 [Amalaswinta]: /agrees

2011-11-05 [Stephen]: Well, I guess that [footer]'s bantime only has 4,752 days left on it.. so, he should be back in about.. 13 years! =)

2011-11-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: LOLOLOL

2011-12-18 [kittykittykitty]: and is a very rare exception that we probably shouldn't let EVERYONE know about :P

2011-12-18 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: I have no clue what you're talking about :P

2011-12-19 [Stephen]: o_O

2011-12-28 [kittykittykitty]: Me either! as usual :(

2011-12-30 [Stephen]: :D?

2011-12-31 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: :o

2011-12-31 [Stephen]: :oo

2012-01-07 [kittykittykitty]: Apparently nobody does!

2012-01-08 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: What if I care?!

2012-01-09 [sammie h!]: Please can you stop talking about my fiance, as this is impolite, I know what he has done in the past but that doesn't mean you can always have a dig at him, especially when he's not around much, that makes you look like chickens to others, as you won't talk like that to his face.

2012-01-09 [Morgoth]: Uh...

2012-01-09 [djxmonster]: no?

2012-01-10 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: o.o we...weren't talking about your fiance, Sammie

2012-01-11 [sammie h!]: [footer] is my fiance

2012-01-11 [Amalaswinta]: [sammie h!]:
actually, only these remarks were about matthew:
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2011-11-05 [Morgoth]: When can we adoring fans expect to see [footer] unbanned?

2011-11-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: NEVER!

2011-11-05 [Amalaswinta]: /agrees

2011-11-05 [Stephen]: Well, I guess that [footer]'s bantime only has 4,752 days left on it.. so, he should be back in about.. 13 years! =)

2011-11-05 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: LOLOLOL

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everything past that is about a remark that was made and then removed

2012-01-11 [sammie h!]: ok :)

2012-01-11 [djxmonster]: Stop talking about me guys!

2012-01-11 [Amalaswinta]: oh shush!
:p

2012-01-11 [Morgoth]: The brief talking about him (which wasn't bad in the first place) quickly subsided. Was there a real need to tell people to stop a couple of months after they had stopped?

2012-01-12 [djxmonster]: nananananananana...

2012-01-12 [Stephen]: *kicks Batman, just because I feel like it*

2012-01-12 [Morgoth]: *sprays Stephen Repellant at you*

2012-01-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *Pulls out a knife* [Stephen] hold him down! Its' time we neudered him!

2012-01-12 [Ringbearer]: I'd say we feminise him. Why just the balls? The dogs need more than two peanuts. Gives them a toothpick as well!

2012-01-12 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: lololololol

2012-01-15 [Stephen]: Hahaha. Batwoman. :D

2012-01-23 [kittykittykitty]: Just prettifying all the pages. Sorry for spam

2012-01-23 [sammie h!]: Nice badges x

2012-01-28 [sammie h!]: Hay everyone, look at [Stephen]'s report

2012-02-22 [zoloftzantac]: kitty's bum would prettiupify any wiki page

2012-02-22 [sammie h!]: Very true lol

2012-02-22 [Ringbearer]: ANd if you're lucky she rubs your myspace!

2012-02-22 [sammie h!]: Ha ha ha lol

2012-02-22 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: ROFL!

2012-02-24 [Stephen]: o_O

Vanishing comments! =P

2012-02-25 [sammie h!]: Lol, I hate them *Says the main culprit*

2012-02-25 [Amalaswinta]: *chuckle*

2012-02-25 [sammie h!]: *shakes fist* who said you can chuckle. *chuckles*.

2012-02-25 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: *blinks and smacks Sammie with a ruler* Back in the cage with you!

2012-02-25 [Amalaswinta]: hehehehe I will chuckle whenever I want to ;)

2012-02-25 [sammie h!]: *doesn't move and clobbers jimmy with a plank* give your head a wobble!

2012-02-25 [Amalaswinta]: WOBBLE-HEAD JIMMY YAY!

2012-02-25 [sammie h!]: LOL!

2012-02-26 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: NEver

2012-02-26 [Amalaswinta]: ;)

2012-02-27 [sammie h!]: The date has bee updated on the banner

2012-02-27 [Orestez]: Made a Guard Sergeant badge and replaced it as needed.

Was really getting tired of seeing a captain badge with a sergeant tag... Me and my OCD... meh....

2012-02-27 [Amalaswinta]: lol!
nice work ;)

2012-02-27 [sammie h!]: Test message

2012-02-27 [Hedda]: Hm... Testing too.

2012-02-27 [Hedda]: Test again.

2012-02-28 [sammie h!]: Test message

2012-02-28 [sammie h!]: Works fine with me now

2012-03-25 [sammie h!]: Give sammie your opinion for all crew and council members

2012-08-16 [djxmonster]: O_o

2012-08-24 [sammie h!]: Can I have a Guards permission to do a news article for Elfpack awards i will forward it to the person first before I post it or they can post one themselves? :)

2012-08-24 [Amalaswinta]: hey [sammie h!] :)
you actually don't need permission from one of the guards but from a Mainstuff editor. Which would be.... [Stephen] :D

2012-08-25 [sammie h!]: Thanks ama x

2012-08-25 [Stephen]: *bows*

I saw my name. :3


@Sammie: Whatever the article you want to have made, put it on a wiki page and send me the page, so we can fine tune it. :)

2012-08-25 [Amalaswinta]: :)

2012-08-26 [sammie h!]: Ill do it soon x

2013-03-02 [Dead Inside.]: Does anyone else smell bacon?

2013-03-03 [kittykittykitty]: Oink oink

2013-03-03 [sammie h!]: I can't believe it, still to this day, I can't belive its not butter.

2013-03-06 [Dead Inside.]: What's not butter?

2013-05-01 [Dead Inside.]: What changed?

2013-05-02 [Stephen]: [Orestez] and I changed Guard positions. :P

2014-04-09 [Morgoth]: *Mort crawls out of his hole*

Need more guards, huh?

2014-04-10 [kittykittykitty]: Weeelll we haven't been inundated with guardwork recently.

2014-04-10 [Morgoth]: Don't worry, I can cause some!

2014-09-09 [sammie h!]: Ha Go on Mort lol

2018-05-06 [Morgoth]: WHAT UP, CUNTS? I'm bored and looking to start some good old fashioned drama! *spits in [Ringbearer]'s face*

2018-09-20 [Dead Inside.]: Im scary Terry Bitch. You can run but you can't hide Bitch.

2018-12-31 [Stephen]: Mort, be nice. Site activity is good, but try to avoid that kind.

2019-01-22 [Dead Inside.]: John is having a bad day. He tried to button his shirt and all the buttons fell off. Then he tried to buckle his belt and the belt buckle fell off. John tried to pick up his briefcase and the handle fell off. John tried to open the door and the doorknob fell off. Now John is really scared because he has to pee.

2019-05-27 [idunnosomething]: *spits a wad of tobacco out on the floor*

2019-07-29 [kittykittykitty]: Every time you spit on a guard, your egg's incubation period increases by 1 year

*hands [idunnosomething] a mop*

2020-07-25 [Morgoth]: *spits a wad of tobacco on the previous wad of tobacco*

2020-10-23 [shinobi14]: Lookin' awfully "spitty" in here, guys. =__=